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t THE GATE CITY JOURNAL. NASSA, OREGON. Blood Turned to Water! T h ey G ave H er U p DADDY! EVENING FAKT M l to m Calif.:— "A relative waa poison ed, her blood turned to water; the doctor* -a a . gave her up, said she could never be cured. She finally took Dr. Pierce'* W hat Lydia E. Pinkham'a UÛW.VER. Golden Medical Discovery which © vw Vegetable Compound Did cured her. W* consider it a mira for Mrs, W arner. MISS PE NG U IN REFUSES. cle. " I have had si* Onalaska, W is. —11 E very month I had operations which , Mr. Johnny Penguin smoothed down ■uch pains in my back and low er part of left me in a ner stomach I could not vous state, with his feathers with great care, for he lie in bed. I suf „ „ , loss of Bleep and was going u-calllng. He looked around fered so it seemed H I I 1/ / appetite. I com the beach and then gazed keenly far as though I would menced using Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical out upou the ocean. He strutted die, and I was not Discovery und Pleasant Pallets. My general health commenced to improve after around a moment or two and then r e g u l a r either. ] the first bottle. I took six bottles and was | looked about lilm ugain. suffered for a year cured—gained 30 pounds. I wish to give and was unfit to do “ What shall I take her?” he asked Dr. Pierce the very highest indorsement m y h o u sew ork , tor his remedies.” —MRS. MAJ3TKUDOW, himself. There were plenty of other c o u l d only wash 4024 Sutter St. | penguins around whom he coultj have d i s h e s once in a ! asked for advice but he didn't want while. I read an B lo o d T h in a d v e r tis e m e n t o f | anyone's udvice. He wanted to decide Kidneys W eak what Lydia E. Pink- : the question himself. The only thing ham’s Vegetable Compound had done Marysville, Calif.?—*‘I needed a tonic | was that he didn’t quite know how to fo r other women and decided to try it. my blood was thin, I was run-down, my answer Ids own question. That was I t surely did wonders for me. I have back ached, rn,‘ / difficult, yes. It most certainly was no pains now and I can do m y house kidneys were weak stion was difficult. | k and ÉftflMtlHPBM work without any trouble at all. 1 so bad that I could w ill always praise your medicine as ] “ I might,” he said to himself, “ take not even d r in k do not believe there is a doctor that can rnilk. I remember her au ocean wave. That would he a do os much good in fem ale weakness, ed that mother had present such as no penguin has ever and you may use these facts as a testi a lw a ys depended had before nnd it would be sure to monial.” — Mrs. L e ste r E. W a r n e r , on Dr. Pierce’s Gol R . 1, Box 69, Onalaska, Wis. den Medical Dis please her. But I do not know how to covery, so I decid get the wave fo r her. As soon as I The reason women write such letters ed to take it. In a got it another might come along and to the Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co. short time I was and tell their friends how they are greatly benefited. j take It away from rue. That is a trick h e lp e d is t h a t Lydia E. Pinkham’s I continued taking | waves have o f doing. Vegetable Compound hasbrought health it and was a well woman.” — MRS. J. 8 . “ I know," lie continued to himself, and happiness into their lives. Freed BARKER, 219 8 th St. “ i will ask her if she would like a from their illness they want t o pass the There is but one way to have good health, i wave for a present. I will leave It to good news along to other sufferini and that is to put and keep your stomach women that they also may be relieved in good order. This is easy to do if you her to decide. That Is what 1 shall do, take Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery. j yes sir, that Is what I shall do." It is a wonderful tonic and blood purifier, So he picked up a stick he found and is ho safe to take, for it is made of roots and herbs and is without alcohol. All upon the beach and strutted along in druggists. Liquid or tablets. a very proud and haughty fashioo. “ With my fine walking cane no one can resist me," he said. As he walked along with his head high in the nir he thought o f what a lovely home he would have with Miss Caused by ' Penguin, for he wits going n-culiing on tire loveliest Miss Penguin on the Want a clear, healthy complexion, regular bowels, and a whole island. perfect working liver? At one time he looked down and M illion* o f people— In fact about 9 out of saw a tine stone, smooth and quite 10— Buffer m ore o r lean from indigestion, tain if you take acute or chronic. N e a rly ev e ry ca »e 1» perfect. C A R T E R ’S caused by A rid -S tom ach . “ This will just do for her," he said, T h ere are o th e r Mtomuch disord ers w hich Little Liver l I v E R also are sure signs o f A c Id -S tom ach — b elc h “ for Miss Penguin must he given an Pllls.thesure ing. heartburn, bloat a fte r eatin g, fo o d re 1 am to ask her safe and easy engagement ring if peatin g, sour. gHM.sy stomach. T h ere are m any a ilm en ts which, w h ile th ey do not actin g rem- ____________________ to marry me. She will expect It and I cause much distress in the stom ach itself, edy. For headache, dizziness upset are, n evertheless, tra cea b le to an acid- she will accept It, ha, hn,’: und he ' stom ach. A m on g these are nervousness, stomach and despondency, they have biliousness, cirrh osis o f the liver, rh eu m a ! gave a laugh o f Joy. no equal. Purely vegetable. tism . Im poverished blood, weakness, insom At last he reached the spot where | nia, m elan ch olia and a long tra in o f p h ys Small Pill Small Dose Small Price ica l and m ental mlsurles th a t keep the j Miss Penguin was standing. DR. CARTER’S IRON PILLS, Nature’s victim s In m iserable health ye a r a fte r year. “ How fine ami straight she stands,” ! T h e rig h t thin g to do Is to a tta ck these great nerve and blood tonic for himself, and then he j a ilm en ts at th eir source— get rid o f the uchl- j he said to Anemia, Rheumatism, Nervousness, hiotnncli. A w on derfu l m odern rem edy culled stopped right In front o f Miss Penguin. Sleeplessness and Female Weakness. K A T O N I l ’ now m akes it easy to do this. O ne o f hundreds o f thr.usund* o f g ra te fu l “ I ’ve come to see you, Miss Pen- 1 useiM o f K A T O N IC w rites " I h ave been i z u l M b v i i M ar J i u t v n guin,” he said, “ and I want you to be j trou bled w ith In testin a l in digestion fo r about nine years and h ave spent quite a sum for my mate. Here Is the engagement " IN T K L L H iK N T u w o f I N m U G B N f E " n ed lcm c hut w ithou t relief. A ft e r using B y M iirrii.n K in in H I Ilo n e ll. E A T O N IC fo r a few di\f#.th e gas and pains j ring!” in m y bow els dlsappeuiad. E A T O N IC is just T h e y e a r 1920 w ill be the most prosperous He dropped the stone In front of the rgm sd y I n eed ed ." y e a r the U nite«! S ta tes has eve r experienced. W e h gee , thousands # f letters te llin g o f her. She certainly could iiot »•'/’rise It. A n d Just h ow su ccessful you w ill be this these m a rvelou s benefits.. T r y « A T O N I C and a r w ill depend on how w ell you use your But Miss Penguin lookerr In another y In e tellige ton . t ), w ill be Just a# entiftinautlc In its n ce praise. Wf | direction nnd did not pay any alien- I Thousands o f people go th rou g h life, Your dru ggist hss W JPTOlflC. O et a big s tru g g lin g fo r a bare existence, when w ith tIon to the stone. 60c box fro m him today. H e w ill refund th e In tellige n t use o f th e ir in te lligen ce they >our m oney I f \ou are not satisfied- “ Miss Penguin,” he said, “ will you | w ou ld becom e h ap py, successful and pros porous not accept me as a mate? I will give O a kla n d , PAIN NOW No More Constipation INDIGESTION or Blotchy Skin Acid-Stomach “ easy [CARTER’S] P IL L S E v e ry person w ho becom es successful and prosperous th rou gh th e study o f ’ I N T E L L I G E N T use o f I N T E L L I G E N C E " w ill becom e a w a lk in g, ta lk in g a d vertisem e n t fo r us T h a t Is w hy w e a te m a k in g this offer. T«i eve ryo n e w h o r » n obtain a copy o f this ad we are g o in g to m a ll a copy o f ‘ I N T E L L I G E N T use o f IN T E L L O E N C E " at one- h a lf o f the re g u la r price, w hich Is $2.00. C lip out this ad, g iv e the nam e o f th is paper, you r nam e « n il address, send th em to us w ith one d o lla r ($1.00) and w e w ill m a ll you a co p y by retu rn mall. You study* and put its princip les Into p r a c tic e fo r th ree m onths. Th en if you fe e l It has not been the m eans o f h elpin g you In m an y w ays. Just retu rn It to us, Hnd we w ill retu rn your dollar. T h a t ’s ce r ta in ly fa ir ! A n d as th is ad will not ap p ea r a ga in you b etter clip It out and ■end tt today. Tn yclilo Tu b lla h ln g Co., T a co m a . Wash. Measure Your Irrigation Watei Praÿ Leave Me.” t a ir . r 'a? Its vans Type L Water Level Recorder end Flow Met» W ill record w ater hclp-ht* anti measure the flow M e « o f R ec o rd er $37 50. W rite fo r Particular* LEUPOLO VOELPEL & COMPANY Portland, O recon . Mending China. Broken china after mending should he allowed In “ set" In a l>ox of saw dust. Place in any desired position end Its own weight will hold the piece Ready until the cement hardens. $100 Reward, $100 C a t a r r i» is a lo«*nl tlieetiHe g r e a t ly Influ- •n ced by c o n s titu tio n a l «o m it lio n s It t h e r e fo r e r e q u ir e s c o n s tit u t io n a l t r e a t m ent M A I . 1/8 C A T A R R H M E D IC IN E Is t a k e n In t e r n a lly a n »! a c t s th ro u g h th e Blood o n th e M u co u s S u r fa c e s o f th e S y s tem. H A L L 'S C A T A R R H M E D IC IN E J e e tr o y s th e fo u n d a tio n o f th e d isease, f i v e s th e p a tie n t s t r e n g th b y Im p r o v in g th e g e n e r a i h e a lth a n d a s s is ts n a tu re In itoln g It s w o r k . $100 00 fo r a n y c a s e of P a ta rrh th a t H ALLS CATARRH M E D I C I N E fa l l s t o c a r e D r u g g is t s TTvc T e s tim o n ia ls fr e e . F J. C h e n e y & C o ., T o le d o , O h io R ifin ivo thy friend privately, com- m»ml him publicly.— Solon. 6 B ella n s __H o t w a te r S u re R e lie f RE LL-ANS h rro s in d ig e s tio n A Bau Gough sLuaiu.m n w W t b , relK-v. you r <li*l re, < - — I your Irrita ted t i n o » , b y t*km C PISOS you n wnve ns a wedding gift. I will get you the finest wave In the whole ocean und you can have It to use ns you lik e ” Miss Penguin turned her head to wards Mr. Johnny Penguin. All the other penguins were watching. Mr. Johnny wished he could talk to her ■done. He wished he could tell her i what a fine mate he would be without nil these creatures looking on. He found himself quite shy with so many around. I “ What in the world, or on the Is land, or In the ocean, or under the stars or the moon or the sun will I do with n wave. Mr. Penguin?" she asked. All the other penguins hnd begun to titter. Mr. Johnny Penguin didn't know what to say. He thought for a moment nnd then raising his head he said in a loud voice, " I t Is a g ift such as no other penguin has ever had. I am doing yon a great honor when I offer It to you." Miss Penguin hurst out laughing. "1 wouldn't have It." she said, "be cause I couldn't have It. Yon couldn’t get a wave If yon wanted to. They \ belong to the ocean—all waves do. You could no more get It for me than j you could get the moon or the sun or i (he stars or the trees. What nonsense you do talk, Mr. Penguin. “ When creatures promise to get what can’t be gotten they show they will not be good mates. They are try ing to reach for the moon nnd crea ture's who do that get all out o f Joint. S*rry, Mr. Penguin. I cannot nccept your engagement ring." "But what Is the matter with It. Miss Penguin?" asked Mr. IVnguln. “ Surely yon cannot hut say that It Is a nice stone." “ There Is nothing the matter with the stone." she said. “ But I do not | like the giver. Pray leave me ’ You see I have not picked it tip and so von know that Is my answer. I f I wanted i yon ns n mate I would have nreept d * (he stone von brought me." Which :nd. * (I site wonld have dons* DONT DESPAIR If you are troubled with pains or aches; feel tired; have headache, indigestion,insomnia; painful pass age of urine, you will find relief in COLD MEDAL The world’s standard remedy for kidney, liver, bladder and uric add troubles and National Remedy o f Holland sine* 169& Th is* sizes, all druggists. Guaranteed. Leek for the b u m Cold M-,1.1 o s every baa The Fitting Material. “ Did you see where natives in Aus tralia are tearing down telegraph wires to make bracelets, earrings and rings?" " I suppose they thought electric wiring the best material for current fashions.” W HY D RUGGISTS D IE YOUN G |jpj QFF CORNS! Customer* Like T h li V ery Particular Lady Must Be Great Strain on the Nerves. Doesn’t hurt at all and costs only The drug store was filled with wor ried looks— prescription fuees. A ll were eager for quick action aud the druggist was doing his best to meet all the demand*. A woman, the only one without a prescription In her hand, shifted hack and forth until she got directly In the path o f the druggist. "W alt on me, please," she said snap- plly. “ I ’m In a hurry." “ What did you wish?" “ Some birdseed— canary bird. And I want the real stuff, none o f this camouflaged birdseed— sand, eornmeal, sawdust and a lot o f other stuff.” “ But, ludy, we— ” “ Oh, you can't fool me. I’ve been reading up on this birdseed graft. I read In n magazine where they were jamming nil sorts o f Junk Into this stuff we're feeding our poor little canurles. Think o f cheating a poor lit tle canary." "But, lady, you don't understand—” “ Oh. yes, I do understand. I want birdseed that has a glaze on It— the kind that shows It Is fresh by Its bright color. I don't want this gritty stuff. 1 know what I ’m talking about. I ’ve been reading up nnd— ” “ How much did you want. Indy?" "Oh. about n nickel's worth." And the poor, unhnppy prescrlptlon- eers fell in a faint.— Indianapolis News. DAYS OF CHIVALRY ARE GONE FIND THE CAU SE! It isn't right to drag along teettng miserable—half sick. Find out what is making you feel so badly and try to correct it. Perhaps your kidneys arc causing that throbbing l ; he or those sharp, stabbing pains. You may have morning lameness, too. head aches, dizzy spells and irregular kid ney action. I ’ se Doan's Kidney Pill*- They have helped thousands of ailing folks. Ask your neighbor! a few centa An Idaho Case Mrs. R. Rockwell, 321 Fifteenth 8t., ilaGviston, Idaho, says: "My b a c k was so lame and pained so intensely that it was impos sible for me to s t o o p over. My kidneys were slug gish and gave me no little annoyance. Doan's Kidney Pills not only regulated my k i d n e y s and made them normal, but they relieved the lameness In my back and helped me In overy way." Get Doan** at Any Store, 60c a Bos D O A N ' S V iK !S F O S T E R -M IL B U R N CO .. B U F F A L O . N . Y . M agic! Just drop a little Freezone on that touchy com, instantly It stops aching, then you lift the corn off with the fingers I Tru ly 1 No humbug! T ry Freezone! Your druggist sells a tiny bottle for a few cents, sufficient to rid your feet o f every hard corn, soft corn, o r 'c o r n between the toes, nnd calluses, without one particle of pain, soreness or Irritation. Freezone Is the discovery o f a noted Cincinnati genius.— Adv. r j f P A R K E R ’S H A IR B A L S A M [Remo ▼e a Den d ru fl - s topsiJ at r Felling I R estores Color and b ea u ty to G re y end Faded H air 60c. and $1.00 at druggists. H ls c o x Chem . V> ks. P a tc h o g u e . N . I. H IN D E R C O R N S R e m o v e * C orns, C al lou ses, e tc ., s to p s a i l p ain, ensures c o m fo r t t o th e fe e t , m a k es w a lk in g easy. 16c. b y m a il o r a t D ru g g is t * . H i » c o x C h e m ic a l W o rk s , f a t c h o g u e , W. Y. Cuticura Soap For the Hands -IS ID E A L - This Hustling Age Seems to Have Lit- tie Tim e for the Merest Ele mentary Courtesy. Wants to Know. The Daughter— Mercy, no! I never wear this costume on the street. I had It made just fo r gym. H e r Fnther— Jtin who? Soap 25c, Ointment 25 and 50c, Talcum 25c. It «n s the hottest nrni most uncom ITTVELV R E M O V E D by D r. B e rry'a Out liner, r - — Y our uiuggitl or by fortable day o f the summer nml the , __c. Fra* book. D r. C. M. B e r r y 2 9 7 5 Michigan A venu *. C h icas». car was even more crowded than usual, A Remedy. says the Indianapolis News. Tw o “ That automobile poet certainly W a ts o n K . C o le m a n , Patent Lawyer, Washington, young women who hod done their full writes recklessly.” “ Then they ought 1). C. Advice and book rree. share o f work fo r eight long hours, :o take his poetic license away.” Skates reasonable. EUshest references. He^tservices. managed to squeeze Into the car with the rest o f the passengers. O f course nil the seats were taken. Even a sug gestion that some one offer the girls a seat was far from their minds. They stood In the aisle, as good-naturedly as they had done nearly every day In months pnst. One can Imagine their surprise when an elderly man rose to For In fa n ts and C hildren. K a a a H B B a H a a o M iu * a H i4 a * a M n M M i proffer one o f the girls a seat. “ Take my seat, lady,” lie said, “ you look lots more tired than I.” Gratefully, one o f the girls started for the seat. A tall broad-shouldered man was Just ahead o f her. “ Naw, yuh don’t,” he snarled. “ I guess I ’ m nearer the sent than you A L C O H O L ï ’ b R CENT. are." and he started to sit down. AVe¿elable Preparation jarAs ■ “ Well, I guess If you are going to : j sumlatin^theFood , take the seat I may ns well keep It j: tingtheStomachs and Bowrl» « j until I am ready to get off,” the first I n f a n t s .- t i m p b e n mnn said, nnd with that he sat down again. Thereby PromoÜn^D^itoa T w o Idoeks later he got off the car. Cheerfulness the tall hrond-shonldered man rushed neither Oplom,Morphine: nor to the sent, nnd the young Wbtuen held on to the straps. lim e r a i. N o t N a h c o t « jkcfrôfnïdDrSAMLMPŒÜiïR j More Than Her Mouth. JmM . . Although the groundhogs nt the JtocMUSM “ Zoo” did their best to keep the spring day away from that fine park nnd playground fo r die people, time w ill ç y iM s r^ bring spring within a fo«- weeks uow. at the worst. Tim e lias a way o f making things move. Although crowds nt H ip National j and Feverishuess ata Zoological park have fallen off ma terially during these cold winter Sun days. nevertheless many visit the park fac-Simile Signatar.-* every Sunday. Much attention is glvpn the animals kept indoors, naturally. Thus the mother'hippopotamus has 1 s t GüOTAüR CONP.Ctfe her admirers. R ecN itly two small fîïT S V V O R K l boys, that good sort that shy rocks at cats nnd sparrows, were standing At " ‘J !1 TS in front o f the hippopotamus cage, 3 5 D o < i- 4 0 ^ = * - watching Mrs. Hippo eal hay. “ I.ook at ’er open 'or mouth I” said one hoy, lost In admiration. "Mouth nothin’ !" exclaimed the oth Exact Copy of Wrapper. T H Z C riV T A U S C O M P A S V . N t W TOOK C IT Y . er, “ That ain’t 'er month - It's 'er whole head she's openin’ !” — Washing ton Star. His Way. The-Human Touch Lacking. “ When your clothes become so old A way is said to have been found Tomb Was Tram p’s Home. and shabby that you are ashamed to for washing linen by electricity. In A tramp who had solved Hie present wear them any longer," asked the Sal future patrons w ill have to tear the day problem o f where to live by taking vation army solicitor, “ what do you do buttonholes themselves.— Punch, Lon np his abode in one o f the old Homan with them?” don. tombs nt Arles, on the Itlione, gave two “ W ear them I” grim ly replied llos- Dutch tourists the fright o f their tetter Smith.— Kansas City Star. Agreem ent lives. Not the Real Thing. They had gone out to see the remains "See here, son, you are wasting a "W h at are yon crying for, my little lot o f money on Miss Blondy.” by moonlight, when suddenly out o f a tomb emerged a human form, which man?" “ I ain't crying; this Is just a “ I am willing to admit, pop, tkat the moon caused to appear exceedingly rehearsal." It Is money miss-spent." ghostlike. The tourists fled at top speed for the to«-n, declaring that they had seen a resurrection. Tire “ ghost" was interrogated by the police and will be prosecuted fo r the French equivalent o f wandering without vis ible means o f subsistence.— From the Continental Kdltlon o f the le n d s » Daily Mall. Safe and proper directions are in every “ Bayer package” FRECKLES g PATENTS o U Mothers Know That Genuine Castella Always Bears the Signature of itJ â â ë S s r O A In Use For Over T h irty Years NAME “ B A Y E R ” ON G ENUINE ASPIRIN C , i A Watch Cuticura Improve Your Skin Captain Couldn’t Answer. On rising and retiring gently smear Master Charles Wymond Potter ac- the face with Cuticura Ointment. | rompanted his gmndfnther, '"apt, Wash off Ointment In five minutes Charles A. Wymond. to the river at with Cuticura Soap and hot water. It j Evansville the other .lay to see that Is uonderful sometimes what Cuticura he elevator, boats, barges and coal will do for poor complexions, dandruff. were all right. Itching and red rough hands.— Adv. “ Grandfather," remarked Charles, "why do they «•all dirt mud when It's A tree or two and a few shrubs wet. and dust when It Is dry?" about a house make a great difference No reply from grandfather, who Is In Its appearance either winter >r I «till thinking about the nnsner.— In summer. dianapolis New*. You can't always tell what's bottle by reading the label. mmi ll^ M o rn in g In a | ___ K e e p V o u r Eyes C le a n - C l a n r *-« H e a l t h y Thoroughly Se'fish. "D o yon know whnt I ’d like?" «aid the first road hog. “ No, what would you like?" sebi the sc-onii porcine pers«*n. “ I'd like to hare a motoremr so big there wouldn't be room on the broad est boulevard for anything to pass me but a breeze."— Birmingham Age-Her- sld. “ B ayer Tablets o f Aspirin" to be genuine must be marked with the safety “ B ayer Cross," Then you are getting the true, world-famous Aspirin. pres< ribed by physicians fo r over 18 years. tains proper directions to safely ro lle r* Colds, Headache. Toothache, Earache, Neuralgia, Lumbago. Rheumatism, Neu ritis, Joint Pains, and Pain generally. Handy tin boxes o f tw elve tablets cost but a fe w cents. Druggists also sell larger “ Bayer” packages. Aspirin Always bny an unbroken package o f Is the trade mark of Bayer Manufacture» “ B ayer Tablets o f Aspirin" which con o f M<>noaceticacl Jester o f S a lic licacld. X F