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ALBANY. OUWHON: ri UN DAjF MO LINING. APRIL 429. L888.
. VOL. III-NO 134
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'Void yon lke to see somcthinsi of
BROWN ELL &
Ami suend a Utile time looKttig
Sea
p
u
ashionab
And Sellable
: Soots and.
IS H II 1 111! II ri n o l
llMOUlVlUjLiD 1 1
It will puy you to there, and you
tiou to it,
I! SUPERB STOCK
Has lieen
of bright
selected with great care,
NEW GOODS,
There
represent.
is bo room for doubt
Everj'body
can rely upon J a cordial reception and satisfactory bar-
O A Til -i .T OITCE
Ttie Red Prorit.
TAV
1 Cil
n
llUI
Pumps, iron pipe, rublvr hoe and'Jplunzbing goods. Sole agents 'for tht
celebrated "E-irly Bfeakfast" cook stoves and ranges, andJ'Faultless" parlor
lieating stoves. Albany, Oreiron.
California, flie Land o:
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jSenJJor circular,'?! frrfa3fr9.3-
IA B I E 1 1 N M CDVcq." c ro y n Lr f al
HAVE uU A COLD in the head which dot not get better? Have you anjexcessivc
secretion of mucus or matter in the nasal passaires which either must be blown from the
nose or drop back behind the palate, or hawked or snuffed backward to the throat? Are
yoti trrmMfd hv hawking, spittins.'. weak anrl inflamed eyes, frequent soreness of the throat.
n IT - FT iWiMWW
i r x i y i i ii nun
I . . yj is -ii i n ii nil
i .s )m ii ii ii i 1 1 1
fr- II R I IU
&w:rc ATA R
nDltlLNL MLD-CnVQ RO VILLC
eorrodintf sores reve the corruptiun within. I
As every breath drawn into the lungs must pass over and become polluted by the secre
tions in the nsal passages, it must necessarilv follow that poisoning of the whole system
gradually takes place, while the morbid matter th?t is swallowed dmlng the sleep passes
into the stomach, enfeebles digestion, and often produces dyspepsia, and finally greut debil
ity, nervousness and consumption.
DO NOT PROCRASTINATE.
If you have experienced any of the above symptoms do not delay, but trv California
Cat-R-C'ure at once. We positively guarantee a few application to relieve, nd a thorough
treatment- to cue. S:x months treatment for SI 00: sent by mail SI. 10.
iani bie and Cal-K-C'nrc. For Sale by ,
MM ' MAilN.
a very exeoptioTinl chiiracicrV if so,
STANARD'S,
over liiet
ij.:;ty o:
JL'O
Siioes
llVJJL
will thank v.s7ot drawing your atten
and i?; a wonderful aggregation
about the quality and the priees we
( Successor to E. W. Langdon)
-DEALER IN-
Drugs, Paints, Oils,
Perfumery and toilet articles,
als" a full line of books and
st'itioncry. periodicals, etc.
. .Proscriotlous careruliy
compounded.
H ODD FELLOW'S TEMPLE,
Albany - - Oieiron.
& so-PKiisrs,
8 mnrnriA 1 AiiixaimrnA
EUKEKA
The motto Buf Califojnin
lhave found ii." Only in that land of
'sunsr.ine, where tthe oraii"- emnn tin.
'.jaud grape bloom ad riptn and attain
iOtheir highest perfection in mid-winter
;are tne herbs and srum found that arfi
jiiaed in that pleasant lemedy for all
throat and luns troubles. Santa Ahif
t J : rnle of coughs, asthma, and con
i itmn. inshay Mason, of Al-
u ,Ore;roD, have been appointed
for this valuable California rem
and sell it under a fruarantee at 1
abottlB. Three for. ?2.50.
FOR SALE BY
Mason,
ALBANY
OREGON
inning or roaring in tne ears, more or
'less impairment of the hearing, loss of
smell, memory impaired, dullness cr
lzziness of the head, dryness or heat of
piose? Have you lost all sense of smell?
Have you a hacking cough? Have vou
Uyspepsia? Is your breath foul? Ik so
vou have win Catarrh. Some have al
these symptoms, others onlv a Dart.
Thu leading symptom of ordinary ca-
utrrn is increased secretion 01 mucus ot
yellow or greenish colored matter.-
r oul breath is caused by the deconr-
posing secretions exuded from festering
ulcers far back in the head; sometimes
RH
the membrane covering the bones is
eaten away and the bones themselves
gradually decay. Such cases are in
deed objects of pity, as stench from
CA L
Albany, Orego
BUCKMAN
Atay Mery
Mi)
111;
UuderTthc new management of-
WHO KEEP
A fui: ;ue c
urovifcioji
ioico famiiy groceries and
Can ect ijmt;apples,
GlioiCB Talile Delicacies
Ornamented cakes for
Wcdainys and Parties.
jJJtSaliuon bellies,
k inds.
mackerel and salt fish of'all
FRESH BAKED BREAD
ivery 13 ay.
Best Sw. Pies. Cakes.
TEAS and UOFFEE-
R
dies
CANNED wpODS, ETC.
-is;e best Soap in the market-
Le Roi Savon.
A fine assortment of domestic
and Imported Cigars.
S?r5TAt John Fox'i
icw brick. ,
old stain). ' lnw fK! m:
TO mm
I! i'.I I
1
OF ALBANY OREGON!
president, L. Flinn.
VICE-PRKSLDENT S. E. Yoimjr,
CASHIER G.E.01ianilmrlain.
'niuvNSAcrs a general banking
X BUSINESS. Accounts
check. Sight Exchange and Telegraphic
J ransfer sold on New York Chi,.,n s,n
Francisco and Portland. Oregon. f!nil.-!-timiii
made on favorable terms.
E- Yon r Flix
L- E. I,AIS W. V 'f 'rrDnirr.T.
Gko. E. Ciiamrkrlain.
Having sold an;interest in
harness business to T .1 ii,-r,. t .
desirous of collecting all my outsla'nding
..uuca aim accounts. All persons knowinir
themselves indebted Jto me will please call
and settle.
The business will be continued as usual at
the same please. E. h THOMPSON.
Ainany, Feb. 22.
Masnolla Flonr.
11HE BEST MAGNOLIA FLOUR DELIV
J. ered to any part of the citv, for SI. 10 pel
sack.
JOHN A
CRAWFORD.
nsr
nlSOdtf
Agricultural Implemems.
FARM IMPLEMENTS,
OF EVERY DESCRIPTION
HARDWARE
and Tinware!
-AT-
PORTLAND PRICES.
CALL AND SEE US.
S. STELS02T,
Shedd Oregon.
Albany Batli House
AND
HAIR DRESSING SALOON
JOSEPH WEBBER, PROPRIETOR.
EiF"Ladie? mid children's hair dres
nff a specialty. Dntuc .satisfaction
guaranteed. ,
Fcrhait
Phoupher
SSF&tiulio eor. 2nd and Y
(ground floor j. All Mork
crry streets
warraulnd.
Parker Eros
Nuts
Stoves
Pill
r W. IIASTOX, PHYSHaj-..&M- SLR-
Mil. ELLIS, PKiSIWA MAiW
. geon, Albai j, Oieg-on
SURr
c.
C KELLY, PHYSICIAN; AND SUR
geon Albany, Oregon, off ce qvei GraI-
wohl s store. Ofiice hours,. Bum m. to 4
DR E . McAHSTSlA..liUUAl-Jtl
his oilice on V-3 corner of First and
Uroa.'albin streets, over rteaneia a uronue'i s
-tore, where he can be lonna wpen not pro-
csKionally engaern.
-f-
V ii S M E. McCO Y, SI. UUlU-USOPA'l U1U
1VJL nhysician, office and teMence corner of
First and Baker streets, Aioaw-j ur. enrome
(ifatetvsex a s)ecialty. Cou8ul.!ion free. : Oi
lice hours: 10 to 12 a M.nra to o r.
D R. N. BLACKBURN, ATTORNEY AT
. Law, Albany, Oregon. - Office in Odd
bellow's Tenn.le. -V ill ppictice in all court3
o the state, and give special attention to all
business.' -
IITOLVERTON & IRVINE,
A 1TORNEYS
V at Law, Albany, Or. Ottice in rooms 18
oms 18
Blain's
and 14, Fosters Block, over U.
store.
j:
K. WEATHOUFUKM, ATTUKNEx at
law, Albany, Oregon . Orfit:e in Odd
Fellow's Temple. Will practice in all the
courts of thestate, and give special attention
to all business.
Yon will Save Money
BY TAKING YOUR SEWING M AC
to the repairer, B F. Parsons, a
and Jefferson streets, Albany, Oregon.
.tisfaction or no pay
Gr-'
BARTLEY, M. I)., OFFERS HIS
services to tne goon, mizens oi tne
Ton.rnnt. I.mn county, Oregon.
. . , . ktm Jk , LAN b SITUATED? 12
U ) I miles east of Albany .near the Oregon
Pacific railroad, SCOaeses in cultivation, and
contains sufficient water and timber ior gen
eral use. Would make four good farms
Price. $12,000. with terms to suit purchaser.
For part iculars apply to J. J. Dorris.
For Sale.
SPAN2 OF HORSES, HARNESS AND
l. wagon for sale, either together or sepa
rately as will suit purchasers. For infoimr
tinn. call at this office or at the owner's store
at Spicer.
r EYERE HOUSE. ALBANY. OR.-CHAS
II, Pfeiffer. Prou. Onlv rirst eclass house
in the citv. Lanre sample rooms for com
mercial uiien. No Chinamen employed in the
kitchen. General stage ofti for Corvallis
Sew 'ifar !lre.
01
TTO SALLINGEU HAS OPENED A CI
rar and tobaecc store oppoire the tfuss
House. His former) patrons are invited to
cu.ll and see his new; store.
DR R. 1
geon.
KOLDEWAY, YE i ERINARY SUR-
treon, Ainany, urtL'oii. ur.tuu.n m nur-
man anU American colleges.
MEN DFSIRi:fG RAILROAD WORK
Will be gixen eiiiplc merit by apply
' is to Contractor- :f?iint at his 1 eaquarrers
at'Walluia. Work Will be vigorously puicfl
n tiie Wallula branch,' aid an unlimited
number of men jau.ootjai: ; emvlinsut.' ;
HEWEiir, p-ftiiTFLCAL viiitUKKE
, and jeweler, Alba?tJ;rOt.jruji , ,
,; I have used Simmons liver
Regulator for many years, hav
ing made it my oniy Family
Medicine. My mother before
me was very partial to it. It is
it safe, good and reliable medi
cine for any disorder of the
system, and if used in time is
a freat preventive of sickness.
I often recommend it to my
friends, and shall continue to
do so.
"Rev. James M. Rollins,
Castor M. E.Church, So. Fairfield, Va.
Tift AND DOCTORS' BILLS SAVED a
'ivajim keeping Simmons lAvet
tegnlatmr in the houae.
"I have found Simmons Ldver
Regulator the best family med
icine I ever used for anything
that may happen, have used it
in Indigestion, Colic, JHarrhcea,
. Biliousness, and found it to re
lieve immediately. After eat
ing a hearty supper, if, on going
to bed, I take about a teaspoon
f ul, I never feel the effects of
the supper eaten.
"OVID G. SPARKS,
"Ex-Mayor Macon, Ga."
-ONLY GZNUINE-W
lias our Z Stamp on front of Wrapper
f. H. Zeilin & Co., Sola Proprietc
-rice.S1.00' PHELADELPKIA,
W.JH.WIIflloAFD
-A L1VE-
uriiituro Dealer
IN A
LlVG fWM,
This is what Albany is at present,
and in order to 1 eep po.ee with the
UtoI times In this cLy, W. H. Wil-
lard has enlarged his store and stock
r n.ut hfinow has the most conmleie
I and desirible line of furniture in the
vallev. Sis double salesrooms in r Io
nian's b!6ck are filled with an elegant
assortment of new furniture, consist
ing of founges in new patterns, line
gold pfcture frames, willow chairs,
easy roakers, marble tables, bracket,
etc. etqT An examination of the stock
wili'phJw this to be true in every re-
pect.
ft fail to tee the tnpoils at Fort
1 fc Co. : ll'.cv are tne latest
in novel . lUi ui.urc.
DID SHE BUT KiC"
You would not smite, oh fair coquette,
. - : Across the curb stone tripping,
Skirt tilted toavoid the wet,
. Small feet so gaily skipping
You would rot Rlance to I tit and right,
' Eye filled with blight elation,
And moist red lipt, hair dark as night,
- To cnatleiigo admiration.
You would not sni.le, O thing of glee,
Maid saucy, bold and mocking,
Did you but know we all could sae
Two great holes in your stocking.
TALK.
Jt seews to me tnat talk should he,
Like .water, spnnlued paruigiy, . - ' ,
Then ciound that late lay dull and dried i
Smilea up at you revivified, :
And .oo.werg--.oi speecn- toucnea by tne dew
Pat forth ftvsb roots and hud- anew,' ... -. .
Brxxm pat ute tnat-a-jv now
Would thrive beneath "Niagara's stowert-"-
So when a fnend turns full on me
His verbal hose, may I nothee?
1 know that 1 am and ground,
But I'm not watered Gad! I'm drow acl!
lCLEYELAKD AXGIiY-
Ue on't Like
the Itepublic-.tn.s'
Ttsbety T. -.y
Acliou ou the
Washington, April 27. The
President is said to be angered at
the action of the Republican Senate
caucus which decided that the
tisheries treaty should not be rati
fied, rie has threatened, it isrepoit
ed if the Senate rejects the treaty to
put into etiect immediately the Cana
dian reta.iatory resulution adopted
by Congress at its last session.
1 he8e resolutions can be. mane to
prohibit commercial relations between
the Un ted Statts and Canada. The
President; feels that in presenting the
treaty for the . settlement of the At
lantic fisheries dispute he has made
an offset to the retaliatory acts of
Congress. He says that it the Sen
ate is not willing to consider the
treaty he absolved from all respon
sibility for any retaliatory legislation
and can conscientiously put the act
into etiect at any lLomeut.
If the retal amry rtso utions were
put in iorce all the railroad business
between the two countries, except
that of passengers and mail", would
be put at an end. No coal could he
brought from British Columbia to
the Pacific States. The President
u'lli only enfoivi! retaliatory legis
lation in the event, that the Sna e
refuses an impartial consideration oi
the treaty, but he is afraid the
Kepublicans in tne Senate will not
t ike any act on an the Mibjeet until
the next session of the. present Con-r;re.-;.s,
wlicu it il;;ty 1 e too late for
to put the retaliatory bill into
silent.
tor liKiian tM'pi'ctlsitioiis.
..Wasuingtun, AiTil 27. The
rtatMitrMi-AvJJi2a:d4)58 .teem
allowed $574 by tiie'Indiau oia&v
in settlement tor losses sustamtrr
y depredation ot Rogue river In
dians in Douglas county Oregon.
I A firemen's bull will be given at
Lebanon on Friday evening May
4 unuer the auspices oi the Leba
non i "ire Department. Good music
i.iii in attendance and reduced
rates will be given oti the Oregon
I'aciiic and O. it O. laiiroads.
!'ic!a-t.-i, including snyper, -11.50
i'.vorviiouv is un
ited.
Iie'i Ht iiiu; s lies.
T) USING SCKKr:N HOOKS AND WIN
lj i)U'VS ii!aiiui;n;lurc(l by K. I',. Vunk.
ii.ii on cornel' of Second an J Ellsworth Sts.
it
3 S
FOR
RHEUMATISM.
HON. S. CROSBY, Hawaiian Coust
Lima, Peru, writes as follows:
"St. Jacobs OU cured me of painf
Bheumaiism"
Mr. E. A. BUCK, Editor and Pubtishe
"The Spirit of the Times," N. Y.f say
u J have used St. Jacob Oil, repeated
with satisfactory rcsum
Bold Druggists and Dealers Ever;.
THE CHARLES A. VOGELEP. Cl
BALTIMORE, MD.
Rreat Eng!isli Remedy,
twnie Hsrk.
Murray's Specific
A (Tiiarantci'd cure for all
nervous diseases, such as
Weak Memory, Loss of Brain
P.wer, Hysteria, Headache,
Pain in the Buck, Nervous
P.-ostration, . Wake ulness,
I TT. 1 r . -
D . y i. ljsucorniuj:. cinyeisu-j i.asi
Befora taking. tude. Seminal Wpakness, fm
potency and general loss cf power of the
Generative Orjjans in either sex caused by
iodibcre.ion or over-exertion, mid h'ch uf
tiuiatel y lead to Premature Trade Mark.
Old Age, Insanity and Con
sumption. $1. CO a box or six
boxes for S5.UO.. Sent by mail
ou receipt of price. Full par
ticulars in pamph'et sent free
to every applicant.
We ; nit ran lee ft iloxe
to cure any cae. For cery
Vj.CO order received we s nils'
r iv uoxc.1, v. i ; !. a writtei fte r T ? k i n i-!-tiara!tec
to rvfund the montv ii cm-Specific
titles not effect acute. AdOrtfS all comn'u
tiicotioii: to t he Sole Miwutfjictnre'-s. Ihc
Murray 1'iuiicine Co., Knns'iP, Citv. Mo.
rS"6o0 m Aiirtuy i-y o.iay l osli.iy A
."SiistMS, sol ;;0euts."
0
GENERAL NEWS.
A Terrible Accident at a School
Exhibition in Ohio.
H&XY : FEOI'lK MEET DEiTIi.
APartyof,8enatora and Officials Leave to
.- 'Wlitiiess the Launching of the Hew
. QoTeriment Vesse's-
The HbrAld's Special Dispatches, i
BEi(EFONftAiXE, Ohio, April 28
Avertible:- accident occurred at
Rihvlvania last night. v A - school
eiCjbition was in progress at a hall
sil --dnifrHife third "etorv ot-a
nilding, over 400 people be
esont. Suddenly the floor
av with a frightful crash.
entire audience went down
ma.ss to the ground,
persons are reported
seriously injured, and
fifty less seriously.
1C.; THE .NEW VSEL.
A Large Parly Leaves to Witness the
Great Event.
Washington, April 28. Secreta
ry AVliitnoy's personal guests to the
lauit.-hui-. ;i 'in: government ves
vels iii Ci- wiji's : iij 'yards in Phil
adipi.ia. i ;c -.i-siiirgton on two
special trains ui 0 o'clock a. m.
The parry numbers upwards of 300
composed of senators, representative.-:,
army and navy officers, gov
ernment officials and newspaper
correspondents. There is not a
quorum of membeis of the house in
the city to-day, consequently no
business of importance will lie at
tempted at the capitol.
A i'M.m.4
:'.. A il:iiH!-.
A. Fit of
Auet- l.r:uls
to Hie Stststi
Act.
London, April 28. Heleue Crcs
mond, a prima donna, committed
suicide in the cabin of the Picca
dilly Wednesday night. She had
signed a contract with the Drury
Opera Co., but owing to a misun
derstanding she tore up the con
trace in a fit of temper. Later she
strove to reopen negotiations, but
in the mean time a substitute had
been engaged, and in ' a fit of de
spondency she nhot herself. Sirs.
Crosmond was a daughter of Mme.
Radahel, and accompanied Colonel
Maplesou on his American tour.
THE It ESE1TEU.
Is Able iof.at a SJrcakfnst and Is
. ...-LkciVro Bover. : .
III!
.tie a breakfast
first time tince the beginning of
his recent illness. The bulletin
issued tills morning says that the
emperor's condition is unchanged.
53;! JJicy S.o..!.
Chicago, April 28. Statements
prepared by Chairman Mi igely, o!
the Soutliwe.-jtcrn trafiic associa
tion, for losses sustained by the as
sociation's lines during the rate
war, showed a reduction of reve
nue as compared with a carres
pounuing period last year of 64 per
cent, western and 7V-4 per cent,
of eastern tonnage, or a total " de
crease of 1.1 04 .(WO.
suilc tjji;or(an.
Loxnox, April 28. Gen. Igns
tieil'has been unanimously elected
president of the Slavonic benevo
lent society of St. Petersburg, in
place of Gen. Dumoxe who had
previously resigned. The election
of Gen. ignstieff has produced a
bad eflect in Vienna.
Will E.xprl (be Jews.
London, April 28. The llussian
government has decided 10 expel
Jewish k Hcients from Helsingiors,
except those wlio have erved in
the army. Finnish papers are vig
orously protesting against the de
cision. Squatters Seizins Indian Lands
Helena, Mont., April 28. The
squatters are taking possession of
lands on Grosvernor Indian reser
vation soon to be opened. There
is a big rush and great excitement,
short in His Accounts.
opera, Kan., April 2S P. B.
( vet, treasurer of Scott county,
mty.jjiius been found short in his
counts to the amount of $9,000.
Xontinnlioit for 'onsres.
Chicago, April 28. Kepublicans
. the sixth congressional district
lve renominated Representative
itt for congress.
The Queen's Return.
, iONDON, April 28. The queen
a4 ived at Winsdor last night.
THE CHlE..llTKESIIir-
Bunior That Fbelps Will
ably Succeed Bayard.
Preb-
Washington, April 27. The
Eveidog 8tar has the following
item to-duy : A member f the
house is authority for tl.tT state
ment that President Cievelaud has
not definitely decided on a man for
the vacant' chief-justiceship. All
..sserlions to the contrary are un
warrantable. He states that Mr.
Bayard admitted to him very can
didly that he was seriously consid
ering leaving the cabinet and going
before his people lor re-election to
the senate. This has be n suo-est-f-d
to Mr. Cleveland, and he has th
appointment id Minister Pheipsto
succeed Mr. Bayard under consid
er,, tiou IK-iV.
ins, .
gav.foi
and t.
in a spf
So far
dead,
proba' i
- a
LA I Ml
TUE EMPERORVS WOOIXC '
Queen
Victoria' simple Story of
Ilia t'oartsblp.
London Telegram.
The story that especially made
the present German Emperor dear-::
to. English hearts is that of hi .'
love and of his marriage. In. 1855
accompanied by ,the great Von
Moltke as his personal aid-decamp,
the young prince set out on
a journey to this country a joar
ney of a highly important nature. :;
His wooing was no secret. He
came to seek: the i-eruiission 6C ttu -Queen
and Prince Consort torn;
lus addresses ' to their iiizzt "
daughter, out. Crown Prineeea. -He
seems, indeedla. have made
favorable impression, for we find "
the Prince Consort writing to his
lnend Baron von Stockinar; ''The
young gentleman has pleased me -very
much. Great straightfor
wardness, frankness and upright
ness are his conspicuous salient
characteristics. He seems free
from prejudices and well-intentioned
in the highest degree." The
proposal was accepted, but the
Prince Consort wrote:" As far as
the other party was concerned we
begged him to hold it over until
after her confirmation and her
seventeenth birthday." October
and Prince Consort wrote again to
the Baron : "The young people are
violently in love with one another
and the purity, innocence and dis
interestedness of the voung man
are reaMy touching."" In 1856,
Frederick William again came
back to England and was made a
D. C. L. of Oxford. T.ien he was
present at all the successive great
state functions of Europe at that
period, such as the cornation of
his iirst cousin, the Czar of Alex
ander, in Moscow, and was enter
tained at the Tuirleries bv the
Emperor and Empress describing
l;;m as a tall handsome man, slen
der and fair, a German such as
Tacitus describes, of chivalric
politeness and with something of
Hamlet in his bearing." His for
mal betrothal to the Crown Prin
cess w as announced on May 16,
1857, and on January 25, 1858 the
day he has so often called "the
happiest of his life" he stood, a
newly made Knight of the Garter,
in the Chapel Royal at St. James
. a a-e beside the oval maidei .
i . -en it was that the Queen simply
writes: "The three girls were in
.siiksatm trimmed with Newport
lace, Alice with a wreath and the
two others with boquets in their
hair of cornflowers and marsruer-
ltes ; next the four bovs in High
land costume."- The. .first namd.
Bjmperpt jfoyel princess lSgoh,ag hcre.-'rM
yesienlayWWei QaelUs0L moat thj
"mamma Che Duchess of Kent?,- '
looking so nansome in violet- vel- " u
vet, trimmed with - ermine antl -
white silk and velvet." Gone, too f
is Lord Palmerston, who savs the b
royal chronicler of the dav,""car- ,a
ned the sword of state with eas-v - '
vcrace and dignity." "My fear of i
being overcome again , " writes the .
.iueeu," vanished on seeing Vick'v ' I
quiet calm and composed manner, 'r
and how swiftly the years go may f
be gleaned from another phrase in f
her Majesty's account of that mem-
or;;bIe day: "It was just as my J
marriage, only how small the old
lamiiy nas become!" Prince Wil- i
liam the present heir apparent to !
the German and Prussian thrones
was born on January 27, 1859, one
year and two davs after his august -
parents' wedding day. t
"The world is growing better eyery dav.
Aiid hon.t-t men abound," some ueoule sav
But still the finest app,cs of the crop
When pacKtd lu barrels, somehow get on top.
Strawberries have been put back
by the cool weather; but the bot- '
foms of the boxes come up smil
ing. Motto of the sensible young man
in search of a wife: "Handsome is
that handsome doughs."
The people in this country are
not in need of any new languages
iManv of them cannot speak the
one tkey hare.
Jay tiould may not know how to
play poker, but nobody can teach
bim anything about the game of
freeze-out.
A Connecticut girl has refused to
be courted by a young editor be
cause he belongs to the Weekly1
Press Association.
There are a number of dangerous
$o notes ui circulation. This does
not startle editors; it is the nickels
that they scrutinize.
'Papa, how old was Melhusaleh
when he died?" Nine hundred
uu eiAiy-inneyear8, Kollo." "And
niiat V.HB X118 DUSineSS?"
preacher."
'Boy
The cause of education is being
carefully and conscientiously pro
moted m Boston. Over 400 Harvard
students are taking lessons in
pugilism.
A.Kimand sister says: "I am
tired of so much talk about the
woman question. We have had
our way in the past and intend to
have it in the future."
Johnnie Mamma, why do they
cab ministers doctors? Mother I
cant tell, Johnnie. Johnnie
l erhaps it's because they are the
pillars of the church, mamma.
Little Tommy: "Ma, dear, if
olu birds are not to be caught wit'
chaff, how do yoa catch ihera?
Mamma: "Vv'kh short muaL:
skirts, golden hair and pink sili .,
stockings, niv dear."
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