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Th« Nyssa Oat* City Journal, Nyssa, Oregon Was It Sudden? Pago Seven Jerry Marcus i I Eord Disi«ion*« new F-Serie« pickup truck»« in« hiding tlii« F-IOO Hanger XLT, feature the moat exImai se change« in aix year». The F-100 250 350 light truck« include an al I-new cab, new interior«. new exterior «heel metal, longer wlieelbaoe» and wider track«. (Jib length it in i' re a «ed two incite«, permitting more leg room and a roomy «forage area behind the «eat in most model». >ew feature« include front di«e brake« on all two-wheel-drive model«, double wall <on«l ruction of the cargo box and optional power «leering and automatic tran«mi»«ion in four-wlirrl-drise model«. Mo.1 rh.n.ed Ford Di.i.ion ... for 1973 I. the full-.i.rd Ford. Shown here i. the LTD four- £•**“"*“*• * n,rW ’’‘T.' m,,‘l bek”' U,*‘ •*"*»• «ne .nd . new .„mrnted .rille .ire the . Z irr*1 A" ,97S in«P-< t..bM,rhin« bumper .y.lem, etlhou.h Ihr overall len.lh of the e.r I. inrre«.r.i ,,nly M|H.ut ,,nc inrh. Pow„ fron| dÌM. be.ke., power .leerin., Select Shift Ceul-O-Melle lr.n.mi..i„n .nd . 3512V ei.ht-rylit.der engine «re «landard In all new F«»rd«. ADVERTISING . . . from Funny Funny World nothing to do with th»- shop next door.” In the second shop is a notice declaring “We have POSITIVELY nothing to do with the shop next door.” A VICE PRESIDENT of a Madison Avenue advertising agency died after a short ill ness and the people in the busi ness were understandably shix ked. “What did he have?” asked one executive. Another replied, “I think it was Lever Brothers, General Foods and Revlon." • • • ANIMALS . . . .from Funny Funny World TRUMAN CAPOTE tells about the fellow who wont to dinner at a friend’s apartment on the 17th floor of a Manhattan apart ment house. While his hostess IN ISLINGTON, North Izxidon. attended to some last minute two health stores have opened details in the kitchen, he played aide-by-side. A sign in the first with her German shepherd. He shop window reads: “We have threw the rubber bone several We are crazy about all you nice people doing business with us but friendly folks United State« National Bank of Oregon f0,c a times and the dog went to fetch it. Then, throwing harder than he intended, he threw the bone out the terrace door and over the railing. Incredibly, the dog followed it out to the ter race and bounded over the rail ing to the street 17 floors be low. Horrified, the young man began pondering what to say. When finally they sat down to dinner, he looked at the hostess and said, “Perhaps it’s just my imagination, but your dog seemed rather depressed to night ♦ » ♦ TAPE RECORDED screams of killer whales may save some species of porpoise from ex tinction. For unknown reasons, porpoises and tuna tend to run together. So when a school of porpoise is spotted, the ship surrounds it with a purse, say half a mile in circumference, hoping to bring in a catch of tuna. The porpoises, despite their ability to jump 15 feet, bworne entangled in the net and drown. It is hoped that the broadcast screams of kil ler whales will send the por poises fleeing from the tuna nets and thus avoid capture and death. (Science Digest) ... THEY APPARENTLY have a nasty class of dog in Baltimore because the county commission on physical fitness has had to issue a booklet advising cyc lists how to repel themx “Keep your pedal speed very high. This will make your feet a poor target." (London Sun) • • * MEDICAL STUDENT, Siegf ried Hempel, was named Ani mal Lover of the Year in Bonn, West Germany--after kissing a pig non-stop for 45 seconds. A high percentage of those killed in motor vehicle accl* dent« hod been drinking. suicidal, and wanted him to be a rabbi. “There are many people who tell me that his GREGORY McKAY reports he wish came true, that what I brought some things to a laun really am under all this is a He dromat and sat watching his rabbi," Bernstein said. underwear and socks being added that his children always tossed about in the dryer. Next tell him “a rabbi is a tea to him a pretty girl sat in front cher.’- Finally, when the se of her machine where her silk nior Bernstein--whom the con- and lacy bras were whirling ductor-composer-pianist re around with the other unmen members as a witty and warm tionables. “Care to change man--was asked how he could places?” smiled Greg. “Your possibly have opposed Ins son’s machine is showing a much musical career, he answered more exciting program than frankly - How could 1 know he mine.” (Bill Kennedy, Los An was going to grow up to be Leonard Bernstein.’“ geles Herald-Examiner) ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ • • THE COLUMNISTS . . From Funny Funny World MEDICINE . . . .From Funny Funny World LEONARD Bernstein, whose father was the son of a rabbi, said that his father opposed his musical career on the grounds that it would be economically AN INTERNATIONAL sign language for illness has beai developed by a Brazilian doc tor. Dr. Fernando Vieira de Silva has designed 50 hand si gnals »hich patients can use to tell a doctor anywhere in the world where it hurts, what is probably wrong, and if it's get ting better or worse. He also has signals for common con ditions--a curved, raised index finger to indicate a previous heart attack, three raised fin gers to indicate diabetes, etc. (Science Digest) (There ought THE 01 D EGO IS flattered to be a signal to tell a doctor when somebody remembers what to do when he presents your name . . especially if it his bill. But on the other hand, turns out he’s not trying to sell the Italians have had that for you anything. (Bill Vaughan) years.) w WE MUST BE CRAZY ANYBODY WHO NEEDS A BRAKE JOB ON HIS CAR OR PICK-UP THROUGH '/, TON COME IN AND GET ON THE LIST Huang I Huught Aauughl WETURN ALL FOUR DRUMS, OVERHAUL .ALL WHEEL CYLINDERS. 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