Th« Nyssa Oat* City Journal, Nyssa, Oregon
Was It Sudden?
Pago Seven
Jerry Marcus
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moat exImai se change« in aix year». The F-100 250 350 light truck« include an al I-new cab,
new interior«. new exterior «heel metal, longer wlieelbaoe» and wider track«. (Jib length it in
i' re a «ed two incite«, permitting more leg room and a roomy «forage area behind the «eat in
most model». >ew feature« include front di«e brake« on all two-wheel-drive model«, double
wall <on«l ruction of the cargo box and optional power «leering and automatic tran«mi»«ion in
four-wlirrl-drise model«.
Mo.1 rh.n.ed Ford Di.i.ion ... for 1973 I. the full-.i.rd Ford. Shown here i. the LTD four-
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engine «re «landard In all new F«»rd«.
ADVERTISING . . . from Funny
Funny World
nothing to do with th»- shop next
door.” In the second shop is a
notice declaring
“We have
POSITIVELY nothing to do with
the shop next door.”
A VICE PRESIDENT of a
Madison Avenue advertising
agency died after a short ill
ness and the people in the busi
ness
were
understandably
shix ked. “What did he have?”
asked one executive. Another
replied, “I think it was Lever
Brothers, General Foods and
Revlon."
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ANIMALS . . . .from Funny
Funny World
TRUMAN CAPOTE tells about
the fellow who wont to dinner
at a friend’s apartment on the
17th floor of a Manhattan apart
ment house. While his hostess
IN ISLINGTON, North Izxidon. attended to some last minute
two health stores have opened details in the kitchen, he played
aide-by-side. A sign in the first with her German shepherd. He
shop window reads: “We have threw the rubber bone several
We are crazy about all
you nice people
doing business with us
but friendly folks
United State« National Bank of Oregon
f0,c
a
times and the dog went to fetch
it. Then, throwing harder than
he intended, he threw the bone
out the terrace door and over
the railing.
Incredibly, the
dog followed it out to the ter
race and bounded over the rail
ing to the street 17 floors be
low. Horrified, the young man
began pondering what to say.
When finally they sat down to
dinner, he looked at the hostess
and said, “Perhaps it’s just
my imagination, but your dog
seemed rather depressed to
night
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TAPE RECORDED screams
of killer whales may save some
species of porpoise from ex
tinction. For unknown reasons,
porpoises and tuna tend to run
together.
So when a school
of porpoise is spotted, the ship
surrounds it with a purse, say
half a mile in circumference,
hoping to bring in a catch of
tuna.
The porpoises, despite
their ability to jump 15 feet,
bworne entangled in the net
and drown.
It is hoped that
the broadcast screams of kil
ler whales will send the por
poises fleeing from the tuna
nets and thus avoid capture and
death. (Science Digest)
...
THEY APPARENTLY have a
nasty class of dog in Baltimore
because the county commission
on physical fitness has had to
issue a booklet advising cyc
lists how to repel themx “Keep
your pedal speed very high.
This will make your feet a poor
target." (London Sun)
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MEDICAL STUDENT, Siegf
ried Hempel, was named Ani
mal Lover of the
Year in
Bonn, West Germany--after
kissing a pig non-stop for 45
seconds.
A high percentage of those killed in motor vehicle accl*
dent« hod been drinking.
suicidal, and wanted him to be
a rabbi.
“There are many
people who tell me that his
GREGORY McKAY reports he wish came true, that what I
brought some things to a laun really am under all this is a
He
dromat and sat watching his rabbi," Bernstein said.
underwear and socks being added that his children always
tossed about in the dryer. Next tell him “a rabbi is a tea
to him a pretty girl sat in front cher.’- Finally, when the se
of her machine where her silk nior Bernstein--whom the con-
and lacy bras were whirling ductor-composer-pianist re
around with the other unmen members as a witty and warm
tionables.
“Care to change man--was asked how he could
places?” smiled Greg. “Your possibly have opposed Ins son’s
machine is showing a much musical career, he answered
more exciting program than frankly - How could 1 know he
mine.” (Bill Kennedy, Los An was going to grow up to be
Leonard Bernstein.’“
geles Herald-Examiner)
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THE COLUMNISTS . . From
Funny Funny World
MEDICINE . . . .From Funny
Funny World
LEONARD Bernstein, whose
father was the son of a rabbi,
said that his father opposed his
musical career on the grounds
that it would be economically
AN INTERNATIONAL sign
language for illness has beai
developed by a Brazilian doc
tor.
Dr. Fernando Vieira de
Silva has designed 50 hand si
gnals »hich patients can use to
tell a doctor anywhere in the
world where it hurts, what is
probably wrong, and if it's get
ting better or worse. He also
has signals for common con
ditions--a curved, raised index
finger to indicate a previous
heart attack, three raised fin
gers to indicate diabetes, etc.
(Science Digest) (There ought
THE 01 D EGO IS flattered to be a signal to tell a doctor
when somebody remembers what to do when he presents
your name . . especially if it his bill. But on the other hand,
turns out he’s not trying to sell the Italians have had that for
you anything.
(Bill Vaughan) years.)
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