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Pag« Eight Thursday, September 21, 1972 The Nyssa Oat« City Journal, Nyssa, Oregon 7? __ J HOW THOUGHTFUL ARE YOU? Do you consider yourself unselfish, understanding and kind" If so. take the follow ing test and find out how thoughtful you really are 1 When you and your wife go to a party, do you (A) stay with her all evening. (Bl see that she is occupied with others if you are talking with someone else. (C) leave her by herself all evening ’ ß Hf6H-PKOretH "reoovcT is foop ueipiho to won the WAR AÚAINST MALNUTRITION MAPI »V INTERNATIONAL telephone ano TELEGRAPH'S CONTINENTAL BARINO C ompany A^Tecroop- taken with 6 OUNCES OF MU.K-IS KU’C TjONAtLy E quivalent TO t ounces OF _>R.Au^E JUIÍE 2 S trips OF E» a COM, ah EÓL. amp a P'ECE OF T OA ST A th puttee ■ 0 2 If you »re a weekend guest, do you (A) insist on helping your host or hostess with the chores. (Bl ask your hostess if you may be of assistance if it appears she could use help, (C) volunteer to do nothing unless asked'* 3 If the parent of a close friend dies, but you did not know the parent, do you (A) send flowers to the funeral, or home of the friend, (B) send condolences to the friend via a card or phone call, (C) make a point of attending the funeral" 4. If you are invited to a home for dinner, do you (A) send your hostess a thank- you note the next day, (B) phone her the next day and thank her for an enjoyable *<He i urei at m >ATELLl TE’> CCMMUHIC ATIOSJ5 PAT LOAR, PESIOAJEP AMP MAUUFALTUREP 9V ITT’> P£FEN££ communications J> ivi S|© n , i S BUILT tc OPERATE FOE A M N MUM OF i iMi -oK houzi- in spa . e ! J^\ZA*O5F OVALiCATiya THE SUM, ITT ELECTRON TuSE P ivi S i O ks XENON SHORT-ARC LAMPS EMITA yPEÍTSUM OF LIÚHT AHiCH 'S VER* ÚL.O5E TO PAVLIOHT. ATTACHEP TO A HELICOPTER, just © me such io KILOWATT LAMP- CAN light up all OF CENTRAL park .' evening, (Ci thank your hostess at the »nd of the evening and l»t it go at that " 5 If you fl rat meet a couple, whom you wish to see again, at the house of a friend. do you (A) invite the friend and the new couple to your home. (Bl invite only the new couple’’ For coi.ect answers, turn the page If you score four or more answers correctly, con sider yourself a thoughtful person auo|>' spuauj .«zu aq, uieizaiua oi laaxioa uaqi si >i pasnjaj SI uoiiejiAut aq, j| ziueduio.' tiaqi ut io asnoq Jiaqi tt laut isjij puauj w suieuaiu . •uo •»toil ikiij .<q¡ ssatsoq pue l»oq s *uo »HAUi sX«M|v ç ssau|nj j q S n o q j (V) pue Xuunoo znoX jmijaj pua «yuaqi jnoA lseq pino* . 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Now, First the Good News Your wife for the Good News Therearen't is getting married again and enought to go around. ' iThomas Alva Edisons to you no longer have to send her alimony. Now. for the Bad Mrs. Edison) Good News I’ve News She's marryingvour boss just invented the light bulb. I can't get It to Bad News: and you're fired. "(Art Expert to Collector) ring. (Surgeon to Patient) Had Bad News. 1 regret to tell you We removed the wrong that vour Van Gogh was not News painted bt Van Gogh. Now, kidney. Good News The other for the Good News It was kidney is coming along fine." painted by Picasso "(Airline Pilot to Passen Th» orang» tree u a membe. of th» evergreen family gers) Bad News We have a hi- BOOKS CRIME . . . from Funny Funny Bendigo Training Prison in World Melbourne, Australia, the game was called. The two referees, BIRCHWOOD, Wisconsin In both inmates, jumped over the truders used buckets of water fence of the local sports st», to rob the Citizen State Bank. dium and fled up the street. The intruders had dismantled (San Francisco Chronicle) e • » the burglar alarm, cut tele phone lines, entered the vault ••HEY, DON’T make so much and cut a 6 by 12 inch hole in noise," said John Cronin to a the top of a small safe. Then burglar who broke into his house they carried water in buckets in Watertown. Mass. ‘Tve gul from the bank’s basement and sinus trouble". 'Well," said dumped it in the opening. Bun the burglar, "what you need 1» dled dollar bills floated to the a good massage. Look." And top and were skimmed off. au with that he rolled up his sleeves thorities said. (That’s one way and massaged Cronin's head. to float a loan.) Mr. C ronin felt so much better * • * that he told the burglar where WITH TEN MINUTES of a to find a few dollars. rugby contest left to go at the •<v HEY A PRIZE HAVE FUR D01N ENTER The GATE CITY JOURNAL’S ANUAL CONTEST K-R-A-z-l-E-s-T Dressed kids RULES DAYS THE MERC NYSSA, OREGON WWAWAIWAUMAVAWAWA ANOTHER “GREAT” FROM THE MERC 10 SPEED BIKES Famous HUFFY bicycles BMA/6 Certified yellow frame chrome rims and trim, taped racing handle- bars, crossbar shift sticks . . reflector ped- als, rear reflector, front and rear wheel brakes . . . reg. 99.95 ■MPtaotar run* IAMUTW’ $78.00 SET UP ONE YEAR GUARANTEE ON Frome, 6 mos. on all other parts B ank A mericard //vZz<//7/ Zz ZZ CHARGE 7AVAVA" \V.VA\V.V«V.V«V«T.%V«V?.VJ SlSVDMOllId TS133HS NOMI ON 31IHM JJA 0/1 MU C/1 S)DVH NIV99V9 lVIMdS ffiSSSSSSSSSaSSBEffiSSSffiSSŒSE 1. Journal Prizes Limited to Kids Under 7th Grade in School 2. Be on School Grounds at West End of Main Street at 1:30 p.m Saturday, Sept. 2.3— March in 2 O'clock Parade. 3. First Prize, s5 in Cash; Second, *3; Third, *2 (In Case of Ties, Awards Will Be Divided.