Pag« Eight
Thursday, September 21, 1972
The Nyssa Oat« City Journal, Nyssa, Oregon
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HOW THOUGHTFUL ARE YOU?
Do you consider yourself
unselfish, understanding and
kind" If so. take the follow
ing test and find out how
thoughtful you really are
1
When you and your
wife go to a party, do you
(A) stay with her all evening.
(Bl see that she is occupied
with others if you are talking
with someone else. (C) leave
her by herself all evening ’
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2 If you »re a weekend
guest, do you (A) insist on
helping your host or hostess
with the chores. (Bl ask your
hostess if you may be of
assistance if it appears she
could use help, (C) volunteer
to do nothing unless asked'*
3 If the parent of a close
friend dies, but you did not
know the parent, do you (A)
send flowers to the funeral,
or home of the friend, (B)
send condolences to the
friend via a card or phone
call, (C) make a point of
attending the funeral"
4. If you are invited to a
home for dinner, do you (A)
send your hostess a thank-
you note the next day, (B)
phone her the next day and
thank her for an enjoyable
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If you fl rat meet a
couple, whom you wish to
see again, at the house of a
friend. do you (A) invite the
friend and the new couple to
your home. (Bl invite only
the new couple’’
For coi.ect answers, turn
the page If you score four or
more answers correctly, con
sider yourself a thoughtful
person
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THE GOOD NEWS-BAD news
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book (Price,Stern Sloan)$1.00 his People) Bad News
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and I’ve got some Bad News . . nothing to eat but lizards. Now,
First the Good News Your wife for the Good News Therearen't
is getting married again and enought to go around.
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alimony.
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News She's marryingvour boss just invented the light bulb.
I can't get It to
Bad News:
and you're fired.
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(Surgeon to Patient) Had
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that vour Van Gogh was not News
painted bt Van Gogh.
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CRIME . . . from Funny Funny Bendigo Training Prison in
World Melbourne, Australia, the game
was called. The two referees,
BIRCHWOOD, Wisconsin In both inmates, jumped over the
truders used buckets of water fence of the local sports st»,
to rob the Citizen State Bank.
dium and fled up the street.
The intruders had dismantled (San Francisco Chronicle)
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the burglar alarm, cut tele
phone lines, entered the vault
••HEY, DON’T make so much
and cut a 6 by 12 inch hole in noise," said John Cronin to a
the top of a small safe. Then burglar who broke into his house
they carried water in buckets in Watertown. Mass. ‘Tve gul
from the bank’s basement and sinus trouble".
'Well," said
dumped it in the opening. Bun the burglar, "what you need 1»
dled dollar bills floated to the a good massage. Look." And
top and were skimmed off. au with that he rolled up his sleeves
thorities said. (That’s one way and massaged Cronin's head.
to float a loan.)
Mr. C ronin felt so much better
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WITH TEN MINUTES of a to find a few dollars.
rugby contest left to go at the
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