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I THURSDAY. SEPTEMBUARY 21. 1961 THE NYSSA GATE CITY JOURNAL. NYSSA. OREGON MORE ROGUES' GALLERY PAGINA SIETE Second Thoughts . . . ài r 0 'z s A shipwrecked sailor, who had spent five years on a desert island, was overjoyed to see a ship drop anchor in the bay and a small boat come ashore. He ran down from his neat little hut to the shore but was very surprised when an officer got out of the boat and solemnly handed him a packet of newspapers. "What on earth are these for?” he asked in puzzled tones. “The captain suggests,” replied the officer, “that you read what’s going on in the world first and then tell us if you still want to be rescued.” Caught for speeding through Nyssa, the tourist was carried be fore Judge Don Graham and fin ed $20. He pulled four $10 bills from his pocket and threw them on the rolltop desk. “Wait a minute!” said Judge Graham. ‘I said $20 and you’ve given me $40.” “I know,” said the departing tourist. “Keep it. I aim to get out of this town just as fast as I came in.” 0 -• V V d V1 u // A z » There are TRANQUILIZERS for everybody today. One of the oldest and best for releasing ten sion is “DAMMITALL.” - ’-V FAREWELL TO THEE Little bankroll, ere we part. Let me press you to my heart. All the years I’ve clung to you; I’ve been faithful, you’ve been true. Little bankroll, in a day, You and I will start away To a good vacation spot. I’ll come back, but you will not. —Louis Nathan. Ç Ô ■ 1 Q Still Trying ... O r 1. I « Posted on a bulletin board at an army camp near gate used by visitors: r ) MEN ONLY READ THIS puqq aq qiM xis jaqto aqt • ‘ • siq) peaj him oqM aq ajaqi usiuom OOOI J° lnO Mrs. Englehardt: “If you have 10 potatoes and must divide them equally among seven persons, how would you do it?” Dennis Urry: “I’d mash ’em.” o KICTBlElSnHHlCilGiKhlEr'TlCilSi'iTILiTaBlRlKmgiSlE Beat Up Buicks Conked Out Chevies Down in the Dump Dodges Failing Fords Pooped Plymouihs Puney Poniiacs. . . All Ailing Automobiles! At a golf tournament, an offi cial was surprised to catch the Rev. Paul Ludlow driving from 10 yards in front of the tee. He hesitated, embarrassed to criti cize a member of the club, but fair play won out. “I’m afraid, sir,” he said, “you must be disqualified. You just can’t do that.” “Just can’t do what?” demand ed the minister. “Why, you are driving from in front of the tee.” Rev. Ludlow looked at the offi cial helplessly. “My friend,” he said apologetically, “I’m playing, my third stroke.” “Well,” snarled the tough old sergeant to the private, “I sup- j pose after you get discharged you’ll just be waiting for me to' die so you can spit on my grave.” “Not me, Sarge,” the private i assured him. “Once I get out 11 ain’t never standing in line again.” ! I I’ — Phone FR 2-3305 I i ✓ » » i , I Tv » p.m ■pi ^ÍTSfíM!. > y » • • al the ... . • Gate City Journal WE e A in t V ♦ KRAzsi WEEVE JIST GONE-TO-THE-DOGS! ....BUT THIS DOG FURM NAMED AT TOP (Refers to Their Business — Not the Operators) Ken Pond to a disgruntled cus tomer, “I did not say you could ! grow nuts on this ranch; I said you could go nuts on this ranch." has been real nice by putting on our dog show each year A bald head is no disgrace if the bareness is confined to the outside. furnishing judges and prizes for all entrants . We don't mind being a bit "doggy." Ellis Repair Shop 111 Bower Avenue I z I a One businessman to another: ‘I wanted my son to share in the business but the government beat him to it.” ■*?> » I i Sooner the Better fl ►I» I The Management I r WEER KRAZY, TOOOOO! HOUR KRAZY OFFHER To Thee 3 Lucky Peepul Matchin' Our Numbres GOES A GALLON UV ATLAS (SATTERDAY ONLY) PERMA GUARD fer 09« THIS IS NOT KRAZY! NEW SURS (1 Year) H PRICE RENEWALS . . . (2 Years) P/2 Annuals Mail or Bring in This Line . O.K. O.K k\ We Want The Journal’ 1 2D O.K I ■ We Service and Repair ALL TYPES OF RADIATORS — From Cleaning to Recoring . . . and GUARANTEE THEM O. K. 1 Your Lucky Number and 3C Will Get You J ONE YEAR'S SUPBSCRIPTION (Or Renewal) HOWARD'S CHEVRON STATION Second and Main NyMa. Oregon TO THE GATE CITY JOURNAL rÀ
