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THURSDAY. SEPTEMBUARY 21. 1961
THE NYSSA GATE CITY JOURNAL. NYSSA. OREGON
MORE ROGUES' GALLERY
PAGINA SIETE
Second Thoughts . . .
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A shipwrecked sailor, who had
spent five years on a desert island,
was overjoyed to see a ship drop
anchor in the bay and a small
boat come ashore. He ran down
from his neat little hut to the
shore but was very surprised
when an officer got out of the
boat and solemnly handed him a
packet of newspapers.
"What on earth are these for?”
he asked in puzzled tones.
“The captain suggests,” replied
the officer, “that you read what’s
going on in the world first and
then tell us if you still want to be
rescued.”
Caught for speeding through
Nyssa, the tourist was carried be
fore Judge Don Graham and fin
ed $20. He pulled four $10 bills
from his pocket and threw them
on the rolltop desk.
“Wait a minute!” said Judge
Graham. ‘I said $20 and you’ve
given me $40.”
“I know,” said the departing
tourist. “Keep it. I aim to get out
of this town just as fast as I came
in.”
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There are TRANQUILIZERS
for everybody today. One of the
oldest and best for releasing ten
sion is “DAMMITALL.”
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FAREWELL TO THEE
Little bankroll, ere we part.
Let me press you to my heart.
All the years I’ve clung to you;
I’ve been faithful, you’ve been
true.
Little bankroll, in a day,
You and I will start away
To a good vacation spot.
I’ll come back, but you will not.
—Louis Nathan.
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Posted on a bulletin board at
an army camp near gate used by
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Mrs. Englehardt: “If you have
10 potatoes and must divide them
equally among seven persons,
how would you do it?”
Dennis Urry: “I’d mash ’em.”
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Beat Up Buicks
Conked Out Chevies
Down in the Dump Dodges
Failing Fords
Pooped Plymouihs
Puney Poniiacs. . .
All Ailing Automobiles!
At a golf tournament, an offi
cial was surprised to catch the
Rev. Paul Ludlow driving from
10 yards in front of the tee. He
hesitated, embarrassed to criti
cize a member of the club, but
fair play won out.
“I’m afraid, sir,” he said, “you
must be disqualified. You just
can’t do that.”
“Just can’t do what?” demand
ed the minister.
“Why, you are driving from in
front of the tee.”
Rev. Ludlow looked at the offi
cial helplessly. “My friend,” he
said apologetically, “I’m playing,
my third stroke.”
“Well,” snarled the tough old
sergeant to the private, “I sup- j
pose after you get discharged
you’ll just be waiting for me to'
die so you can spit on my grave.”
“Not me, Sarge,” the private i
assured him. “Once I get out 11
ain’t never standing in line
again.”
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