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About Nyssa gate city journal. (Nyssa, Or.) 1937-199? | View Entire Issue (Sept. 21, 1961)
KRAZY DAZE----- MCMLXI THE NYSSA GATE CITY JOURNAL, NYSSA. OREGON PAGINA SEIS Mission Completed! NYSSA'S ROGUES' GALLERY A parachutist was dangling from a straggly old tree on a Kentucky ; farm. In answer to the farmer’s i query as to what in the infernal tarnation he was doing up there. I he replied, “We were out on man- ' euvers, and I was trying to set a record.” “Wai, I reckon as to how ya did,” the farmer said solemnly. After squirting a bug with tobac co juice, he continued. “You’re i the fust man to climb down a tree I when you hain’t yet dumb up it.”« © ! • < » Indian Wedding' IJ Warm night, in June Stars shine, big moon In park, on bench With girl in clench Me smart, me fast Never let chance pass Me say. me love Her coo, like dove Me say get hitched She say OK Wedding bells, they ring Honeymoon, everything Settle down, married life Happy now. got wife Another night, next June Stars shine, big moon Ain’t happy no more Baby cry, me walk floor Wife mad, her fuss Me mad, me cuss Life now one big spat Nagging wife, howling brat Realize at last Me to d— fast! —Clarence Paden O ! fc | » * • URE KRAZY DAY Number + 10‘ WILL GET U A BIG SPOTLIGHT With Rear View Mirror Attached ------ o------ WEEL CELL THEESE . . . '61 CHEV. Bel Air 2-Dr. Hardtop. 6 cylinder—Standard transmission. '59 CHEV. El Camino Pickup. '55 CHEVROLET 4-Door Sedan. Motor completely overhauled. '56 DODGE 2-TON TRUCK. V-8 engine, 8:25 x 20 10-ply tires. Very sharp. ----- ALSO------ A Complete Line of New Jeeps, Jeep Pickups and Wagons 1 RECORD-BREAKING SAVINGS Un Four New 1961 BUICKS! I Problem Solved For reasons which are obscure many youngsters neglect to write home when they’re away at col lege or at camp. And their par ents naturally worry. Well, sir and ma’am if you’re I the parents of a non-writer, here’s a suggestion from David B. Blue: “Just write the kid your usual ! letter,” he described the plan. , “Then add a P. S. Tiope you can use the $10 I have enclosed.’ Then j don’t enclose it. “The kid may not have written home for a long time, but that j message to him will bring a letter 1 in a hurry. And he’ll add his own worried P. S. ‘I didn’t find the $10 you mentioned’.” Nyasa, Nyssa. Oregon 103 Good Av». Dial FR 2-2281 If he gets it without working for it, he’s a parasite; and if he accumulates it after a lifetime of hard work, people call him a fool who never got anything out of life.—Victor Oliver. © i * * AreYouK-R-A-Z-Y A BOUT SPEGATI and DEAD COW (Ground Up)? Thin Cum Get Uzed to Us On Saturday, September 23 ! Besides Dese DeLooshius Items U GIT, FER 65 SENTS ★ The Design on de Plate ★ A (Wuz) Green Salat ★ Last Weak's Roles ★ Wattered Koffeey PEET & NIGHNA PSHAW (On The North Freeway) “No, Mr. President, I haven’t started building my bomb shelter yet. I don’t even have a tornado shelter, although I live in an area which has an alert every two or | three years or so. “I’ve always felt that one can not dodge a tornado. I’m not a fatalist. I’ve always suspected if I left the sanctity of my home to run for the storm cellar, it would be just my luck to trot into the path of the twister. “I have somewhat the same feeling about A, H and N-bombs, although that isn’t my real reason for not buying a shelter. “You see, due to some monu mental mismanagement on my part and a few unavoidable con ditions completely within my con trol, I managed over a period of years to get us somewhat in debt. "We’ve been working for a year or more to get those paid off, and if you must know, we feel that we just simply can’t afford to go any further into the hole.” "YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE CRAZY To Be in Business ... But It Helps" —.——o Kids! Why Run on the Rim*. We Have— Bike Tires, All Sizes . . ea. $1.88 WASTE BASKETS........... ea. 79c (So Cheap You Can Throw Them Away When They're Full!) Right or Left Handed House Brooms.......... ea. 99c 10-Quart Galvanized Pails. . . . ea. 69« Men's (Can't Be Beet) Work Gloves . . . . ea. 16*/2« Sunday (Too Nice to Use Everyday) Sofa Pillows........... ea. 99« Get Ready for Cold Weather 7-Qt. Cap. Thunder Mugs........... $1.29 20-Gallon Size Garbage Kans........... $2.79 --------------------- O--------------------- KOST-TO-KOST STORZ VIC HABURCHAK. Owner Just about the time a woman thinks her work is done, she be comes a grandmother. Even a mosquito doesn’t get a slap on the back until he starts to work. YOUR LUCKY NUMBER PLUS 1 DIME BIZE OWER $19.95 Golden Seal ELECTRIK BLANKET (Single Control) DIG DESE BARGINS FOR THE REST UV WEAK-END! GRAB BOXES .. Ea. 250 Size 20x40 KRAZY DAY ITEMS— To V (5) Luckie Peepul Hoos No. Matchez Ourz Goze a Gallen ov HOLLAND BOY PAINT fer 99C (Insyde or Outsyde----- Regular Value S7.81) Sat. ... TO ENNYBODY! All Hardware & Paini Brushes—20% OFF MAHOGANY PLYWOOD ALL DUTCH BOY PAINT REDUCED 7« Sq. Ft. $2.00 Per Gallon Eder's Building Supply Phone FR 2-2223 Regular 89c Yard MATERIAL .... Regular $1.00 (Plus Tax) 102 North First St ... Crazy Daze Specials! SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 23, ONLY JEWELRY . . . . THURS > SAVE UKE CRAZY Maybe Later? ■'■■■O' Roberts Nyssa, Inc. IF (Not by Kipling) If a man’s after money, he’s money-mad; if he keeps it, he’s a capitalist; if he spends it, he’s a play-boy; if he doesn’t get it, he’s a ne’er-do-well; if he doesn’t try to get It, he lacks ambition. Yd. 40 Reg. 39c Purse-Pack KNIT KROSHEEN .... 50 Regular 35c RATH TOWELS 2 for $1 SPEED KROSHEEN ... 50 Regular 770 - IMPORTED HAND TOOLS . . 330 Regular 59c Regular 99c CARPET WARP COFFEE POTS DRINKING Regular 99c 390 GLASSES.............. Ea. 2« COLLENDAR............ 39« MEASURING CUPS 70 Regular 19c SALT and PEPPER SETS Regular 25c.......... Pr. 7« WHISTLING TEA KETTLE We Give Gold Strike Stamps Regular 99c............... 39«
