KRAZY DAZE----- MCMLXI
THE NYSSA GATE CITY JOURNAL, NYSSA. OREGON
PAGINA SEIS
Mission Completed!
NYSSA'S ROGUES' GALLERY
A parachutist was dangling from
a straggly old tree on a Kentucky
; farm. In answer to the farmer’s
i query as to what in the infernal
tarnation he was doing up there.
I he replied, “We were out on man-
' euvers, and I was trying to set
a record.”
“Wai, I reckon as to how ya
did,” the farmer said solemnly.
After squirting a bug with tobac
co juice, he continued. “You’re i
the fust man to climb down a tree I
when you hain’t yet dumb up it.”«
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Indian Wedding'
IJ
Warm night, in June
Stars shine, big moon
In park, on bench
With girl in clench
Me smart, me fast
Never let chance pass
Me say. me love
Her coo, like dove
Me say get hitched
She say OK
Wedding bells, they ring
Honeymoon, everything
Settle down, married life
Happy now. got wife
Another night, next June
Stars shine, big moon
Ain’t happy no more
Baby cry, me walk floor
Wife mad, her fuss
Me mad, me cuss
Life now one big spat
Nagging wife, howling brat
Realize at last
Me to d— fast!
—Clarence Paden
O ! fc | » * •
URE KRAZY DAY
Number + 10‘
WILL GET U
A BIG SPOTLIGHT
With Rear View Mirror Attached
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WEEL CELL THEESE . . .
'61 CHEV. Bel Air 2-Dr. Hardtop.
6 cylinder—Standard transmission.
'59 CHEV. El Camino Pickup.
'55 CHEVROLET 4-Door Sedan.
Motor completely overhauled.
'56 DODGE 2-TON TRUCK.
V-8 engine, 8:25 x 20 10-ply tires.
Very sharp.
----- ALSO------
A Complete Line of New Jeeps,
Jeep Pickups and Wagons 1
RECORD-BREAKING SAVINGS
Un Four New 1961 BUICKS!
I Problem Solved
For reasons which are obscure
many youngsters neglect to write
home when they’re away at col
lege or at camp. And their par
ents naturally worry.
Well, sir and ma’am if you’re
I the parents of a non-writer, here’s
a suggestion from David B. Blue:
“Just write the kid your usual
! letter,” he described the plan.
, “Then add a P. S. Tiope you can
use the $10 I have enclosed.’ Then
j don’t enclose it.
“The kid may not have written
home for a long time, but that
j message to him will bring a letter
1 in a hurry. And he’ll add his own
worried P. S. ‘I didn’t find the $10
you mentioned’.”
Nyasa,
Nyssa. Oregon
103 Good Av».
Dial FR 2-2281
If he gets it without working
for it, he’s a parasite; and if he
accumulates it after a lifetime of
hard work, people call him a fool
who never got anything out of
life.—Victor Oliver.
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AreYouK-R-A-Z-Y
A BOUT SPEGATI and
DEAD COW (Ground Up)?
Thin Cum Get Uzed to Us
On Saturday, September 23 !
Besides Dese DeLooshius Items
U GIT, FER 65 SENTS
★ The Design on de Plate
★ A (Wuz) Green Salat
★ Last Weak's Roles
★ Wattered Koffeey
PEET & NIGHNA PSHAW
(On The North Freeway)
“No, Mr. President, I haven’t
started building my bomb shelter
yet. I don’t even have a tornado
shelter, although I live in an area
which has an alert every two or
| three years or so.
“I’ve always felt that one can
not dodge a tornado. I’m not a
fatalist. I’ve always suspected if
I left the sanctity of my home to
run for the storm cellar, it would
be just my luck to trot into the
path of the twister.
“I have somewhat the same
feeling about A, H and N-bombs,
although that isn’t my real reason
for not buying a shelter.
“You see, due to some monu
mental mismanagement on my
part and a few unavoidable con
ditions completely within my con
trol, I managed over a period of
years to get us somewhat in debt.
"We’ve been working for a year
or more to get those paid off, and
if you must know, we feel that
we just simply can’t afford to go
any further into the hole.”
"YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE CRAZY
To Be in Business ... But It Helps"
—.——o
Kids! Why Run on the Rim*. We Have—
Bike Tires, All Sizes . . ea. $1.88
WASTE BASKETS........... ea. 79c
(So Cheap You Can Throw Them Away
When They're Full!)
Right or Left Handed
House Brooms.......... ea. 99c
10-Quart
Galvanized Pails. . . . ea. 69«
Men's (Can't Be Beet)
Work Gloves . . . . ea. 16*/2«
Sunday (Too Nice to Use Everyday)
Sofa Pillows........... ea. 99«
Get Ready for Cold Weather
7-Qt. Cap.
Thunder Mugs........... $1.29
20-Gallon Size
Garbage Kans........... $2.79
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KOST-TO-KOST STORZ
VIC HABURCHAK. Owner
Just about the time a woman
thinks her work is done, she be
comes a grandmother.
Even a mosquito doesn’t get a
slap on the back until he starts
to work.
YOUR LUCKY NUMBER PLUS 1 DIME BIZE OWER
$19.95 Golden Seal ELECTRIK BLANKET (Single Control)
DIG DESE BARGINS FOR THE REST UV WEAK-END!
GRAB BOXES
.. Ea. 250
Size 20x40
KRAZY DAY ITEMS—
To V (5) Luckie Peepul Hoos No. Matchez
Ourz Goze a Gallen ov
HOLLAND BOY PAINT fer 99C
(Insyde or Outsyde----- Regular Value S7.81)
Sat. ... TO ENNYBODY!
All Hardware & Paini Brushes—20% OFF
MAHOGANY
PLYWOOD
ALL DUTCH BOY
PAINT REDUCED
7« Sq. Ft.
$2.00 Per Gallon
Eder's Building Supply
Phone FR 2-2223
Regular 89c Yard
MATERIAL ....
Regular $1.00
(Plus Tax)
102 North First St
... Crazy Daze Specials!
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 23, ONLY
JEWELRY . . . .
THURS
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SAVE UKE CRAZY
Maybe Later?
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Roberts Nyssa, Inc.
IF (Not by Kipling)
If a man’s after money, he’s
money-mad; if he keeps it, he’s
a capitalist; if he spends it, he’s
a play-boy; if he doesn’t get it,
he’s a ne’er-do-well; if he doesn’t
try to get It, he lacks ambition.
Yd. 40
Reg. 39c Purse-Pack
KNIT KROSHEEN .... 50
Regular 35c
RATH TOWELS 2 for $1 SPEED KROSHEEN ... 50
Regular 770 - IMPORTED HAND TOOLS . .
330
Regular 59c
Regular 99c
CARPET WARP
COFFEE POTS
DRINKING
Regular 99c
390
GLASSES.............. Ea. 2« COLLENDAR............ 39«
MEASURING CUPS
70
Regular 19c
SALT and PEPPER SETS
Regular 25c.......... Pr. 7«
WHISTLING TEA KETTLE
We Give Gold Strike Stamps
Regular 99c............... 39«