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Two Terrifying Episodes That Oc curred During the Franco-Prussian Campaign—Madness May Seize Even the Most Hardened Trccps. A Bad Guess. | John Haw trey was one of England's l famous w hipping schoolmasters. At boys Eton in autumn the small ____ ___ ... _ used *‘ ln a to buy chestnuts and roast tbeuJJki shovel over the fire, One day u boy uined F.. who was a great favorite of Hawtrey's, had a lot of chestnuts and as a special favor was allowed to make use of the pupil room fire while tbe boys wera all studying. Hawtrey was going In and out of the room while we were working, and on oue occisiou. coming In rather quietly, he caught sight of F. kneeling over the fire ar ranging his chestnuts. The boy's posi tion was irresistible to any lover of the art of chastisement. Not seeing bis face and supposing It was one of the other boys stealing the chestnuts, John Hawtrey quietly took his cane from tils desk and. creeping forward on tip toe. gave the wretched F. a most tre mendous whack. The boy Jumped up with a yell, his hands clapped behind him. Then the tutor saw who he was «nd said, embracing him: “Oh, my poor boy! I am so sorry! I thought it was another boy stealing your chestnuts." \ We, of course, were all delighted and roared with laughter.—London Graphic. It Is a peculiar circumstance that hardened aud trained troops will go through a loug tight surrounded by all the horrors that are inseparable from war without flinching aaj with tbe utmost apparent callousness anJ the same men will be struck terrified by a single trifling lncideut. Every war of any Importance, par tlcularly wars between civilized na tions. Is prolific In incidents of trivial character In themselves, but so uu usual aud unuatural that they Appeal to the natural Instinctive horror of ineu more suddenly and Intensely thar Danton and th* Organ Grinders. perhaps the main terrors of days <> Paris has more thau once made war carnage. Such nn incident 1: the one for example, which occurred at the on organ grinders. There, as here, they battle of Worth. lu tbe early days of have their enemies and also their champions. The war. however. Is an the Franco-l’russiau war. old one and politicians bad time to at In the heat of the great butlle a wing of tbe Prussian urmy was charg tend to it even at the height of the ed by tbe regiments of French cuiras revolution. No less a man than Danton then took siers In the hope of turning the win? the part of the musicians. and facilitating the falling buck of the "Citizens,'' be cried from the tribunal, French infantry. But tbe cuirassier i “I hear.th.it an attempt Is being made were driven back by tbe uuCl ichliig Prussians. Again tbe cuirisslcr to prevent the organ grinders of Bar bary from playing their tunes as usual. charged, and again they were drive: Do you think, then, that the struts of back by the withering tire. Paris are too gay? Have the people of For a third time they came dowi Paris too many songs on their lips? again, aud as the eueuiy wailed fo' Oue after another our liberties are be them to draw nearer u horrible, b’oo ing wrested from us. Leave us at freezing terror seized the Prussian- least the liberty of listening to the or and for the moment It looked as I gans of Barbary, of hearing from them they would turn and fly pr be cu our favorite songs and refrains.” down without defending themselves Danton was guillotined for reasons But In a moment they bad pulled with which this speech bad nothing to themselves together and beateu back do, but the oration containing these for the third and last time the gallnn sentiments was the last that he bad cuirassiers. the opportunity of delivering as a i Tbe sight that terrified the Prussians member of the convention.—Westmin appears nothing very much In' black ! ster Gazette. and white. It was a regiment of cui rassiers led at a dashing rate toward Hotel Accommodation, In India. them by a headless officer sitting up All over tbe world Indian hotels right In his saddle and apparently on couraglng his men. It was no les have a bad name to any one who has been used to a moderate degree of com a person than Futzum de Lascarre o fort and good feeding. They are for the Third regimeut of cuirassiers the most part a disgrace. Why people whose bead had been carried com should have to pay from 10 rupees to pletely off his shoulders as the troo; 25 rupees a day In the cold season and broke into the third desperate chargt from 7 rupees to 12 rupees a day in the by a cannon ball, which also took o* hot season without receiving comfort another officer's hand and cut tlx and good feeding seems at first difficult bugler In two. to answer. As a rule, the feeding 13 | It is remarkable and singular that a' most Inferior, badly served up, table the battle of Forbacb, which too! cloths and napkins frequently dirty, place the same day as Worth, a very not to speak of tbe knives, forks, similar incident occurred and did mon spoons aud tumblers. Bedrooms are to shake the nerves of the Germans badly looked after, and unless one has than hours of roaring cannon and a very smart bearer It is difficult to re fighting bad done. ceive proper attention. All this should While a regiment of Prussian lufan not be for such prices as people pay. try were standing In reserve watching In many third rate boarding bouses in the fight as well a3 they could from England one could get presumably ns their position of shelter a charger be good as wbat Is got In some of the longing to a French dragoon regiment so called first class hotels In Calcutta. one which was practically destroyed li> —India Public Health. the battle, galloped right Into the mid«: of the tnen. who rushed to arrest II The Artistic Poison. and Immediately fell back lu alarm Passing by other drugs, each of for swinging to the bridle was the which has its own way of making peo whole left arm of the charger's rider ple crazy, we come to what may be the fingers of the hand firmly grasping truly termed the artistic poison. This the reins. The arm appeared to have Is, says Dr. William II. Thomson in been severed a few Inches below the Everybody's Magazine, tbe mescal but shoulder and was certainly that of an ton, which grows on a low cactus In officer, but who the officer jvas bat the valley of the Rio Grande and for never been satisfactorily established. tunately is scarce and hard to get. So moved were the hardened men of -Chewing this button causes the most battle at the horrible sight that no one gorgeously colored scenep to uppear be would touch the horse, and the anima' fore the entranced vision, far surpass was allowed to gallop off to be killed a ing. according to descriptions, tbe most few minutes later in crossing beforr magnificent sunsets. It would seem to some Prussian guns. Thrilling as the be tbe drug for landscape painters, Incident was. many of the brave fel but unfortunately, whatever other low« who witnessed it declared that things drugs do, they never increase their first, almost irresistible. Impulse efficiency. It was first discovered was to throw down their arms and among tbe Kiowa tribe of Indians, bolt, Yet It was with the help of jnst who used It In their religious rites till such men that General von Gober. missionaries induced tbe government routed tbe French that memorable day to remove tbe Indians from where they In August. 1870. could get It It is a well known fact that the finest and bravest troops tbe world can Lightning and Thunder. produce have no Immunity from that By counting tbe number of seconds strange and mysterious madness known In the interval between lightning and to military history as "war panic.” A thunder It Is possible to figure approxt- hfcavy war, frequent sanguinary en mately bow far from the observer Is gagements. night marches and sur the scene of the storm. Sound travels prises sometimes play havoc with sol 1,100 feet a second, so multiply the diers' nervous systems and render number of seconds by 1.100. which will them more like high spirited colts th.ip give the distance In feet from tbe point nieu who have taken tbe field prepared wbere the lightning flashed. For ex to suffer Immeasurable horrors and ample, If ten seconds have elapsed tbe take death cheerfully. distance away will be 11.000 feet, or a During the peninsular war two Brit little over two miles. It might bemadd fsh regiments, tbe very pick of the ed that, as light and lightning travel army and seasoned veterans, were so much faster than sound. If one stir marching along In good order when a rives after hearing tbe crashing peal rumor ran down the lines that tbe ene he can be sure he I* safe. Remem my was at hand. The next moment brance of thia will dissipate terror. the line of orderly soldiers was changed Into an elongated mob of armed men No Cause to Be Discouraged. throwing away arms, baggage and all Mr. Youngpop—My little girl Is near they carried, running away In every ly two yean olxLand hasn't learned to direction, blind terror In their hearts, talk yet Mr. Henpeckke— Don't let their faces blanched and their ears that worry you. My wife says «he deaf to tbe thundered commands o'f didn't begin to talk until she wan Dear- their officers. ly three, and now— F<jr the moment they knew but one -Philadelphia Record. sentiment, one emotion, a sudden, pas --------- > sionate. blind terror, and they fled Impostor and Malefactor. without thinking whether they were Carlyle used to tell of an old Scotch running ,lnto the arms of the thing woman who. speaking to her family, they dreaded or not. It was a terror aald: "There's tws eons, baltb doin’ that was madness, and only Its mad wee I In Glasgle. Tine's an lm|>oator. ness redeems It from dishonor If and t'ltber'a ■ malefactor.” It was anything were necessary .to demon found that she meant "upholsterer” strate the unnatnralneas of the panic and "manufacturer.” It would be done by tbe grand fact that the moment It became known that the Good I nt ont Ion*. enemy was really at hand the men in "The question la ss to the Intent of stantly fell In and «bowed the utmost the law." eagerness to attack. "That's easy. The intent of the law Such war panics are mysteries fa to make business for the lawyers."— Even tbe most experienced military of Syracuse Herald. ficer cannot satlsfactoslly explain them. A Cocl Thief, One summer afternoon un exception ally veil dressed strauger was seen to enter the frout gate of a house In a wealthy ueigblmrbood. He walked to "the door aud tried to open it with a key. As be could not do so be went around to a window and, pushing it jpen. climbed In through It. it was a suspicious pro. cedlug. but as the mau was dressed tn the height of fashion the officer on the beat thought that It was the owner of the house, who, hav ing forgotten bia key. bad used the window aa hls means of entrance. However, the officer thought It best to watch the place frr awhile to see If anything out of the wa*- • fght occur. A short time later. em< from the front door, the stranger j ped as if some one bad 6pokeu to him from within, and. saying "Yes. Eess. I have my key this time." he lifted his hat and walked slowly away. Some hours later, when the real owner of the bouse returned, tbe polkemnn learned that hi* first suspicions had been correct, for fbe well dressed stranger bad walked off with the jewelry and everything of value that he could lav bis kid gloved hands upon.—Chicago Tribune. Milking the Cow. “Milkmen have dLi'erent ways of managing their cows, but generally they feed each cow and begin milking as soon as the cow begins to eat." says a dairyman. “The milker hurries to get through, too, because if the cow finishes her breakfast before tbe milk er has done his work she extorts uiorp feed by bolding back her milk, so must be fed again to keep her in good hu mor. Some milkmen do their milking first and then feed Immediately, and cows that are accustomed to this treat ment generally give down their milk cheerfully, for they know that milking Is a prelude to the feeding. It all de pends on habit and the way tbe cows are treated, for a cow Is much smarter than she looks and more grateful than most persons would believe. So loug as the cows know they are not going to be struck or beaten they will neither kick nor book. An experienced milk man will never allow any loud talking or excitement about hls barns, for the quieter the cows are kept the greater the quantity of milk and the easier the work.”—St. Louis Globe-Democrat. Th, Greater Danger. There was never a more eonsclen tious young man than Eben Sonia and when he found how much ab sorbed be bad liecome with the* mere Idea of playing In tbe town band he consulted hls minister. “Do you reckon I could give up all that time to music without falling from grace?" be asked anxiously. The good old Methodist had a saving sense of humor. He saw that bls pa rishioner was much distressed between bls wishes and bis conscience, but tbe minister smiled on him nevertheless. “It's the born you’re asked to play. 1 hear." he said. "Ever had much ex perience with it, Eben?” "Never tried it but once, but I like the sound of It first rate," said the young man. “M'm!” said the minister. “Well. I think you needn't be afraid of falling from grace on account of It. but I do hope you'll manage things so your fam ily and neighbors won't have to pass through the fiery temptation of bear Ing you practice too often, Eben.”—Ex change. Th« Artless. Red Indian. Tbe Influence of the fur trader anJ tbe mission schools has had a marked effect upon the Ontario Indians. They have to a large extent adopted modern dress, and many of the young men can be found at work In the sawmills and as river drivers. The women, too. manage to keep step with their l< rds In this march toward civilized appear ance. I have seen moccaslned feet peeping from beneath tbe folds of vel vet gowns of royal purple. On the bank of Rainy river I came upon a community of wigwams and tepees. About an open fire crouched three ol I hags. filthy and hideous, but In tbe door of a tepee not ten feet away stood a young squaw, |>erbaps a daugh ter of one of the hags, doing her hair with a curling Iron.—Wide World Mag azine. Some Meteort. One of the earliest known meteors fell In 204 B. C. In Phrygia, wbere for a long time It was worshiped. It was carried to Rome and was supposed to l>e a messenger from the gods. Livy descrllies a shower of meteoric stones. The people were greatly alarmed, and the senators were demoralized nnd de clared a nine days’ festival to propiti ate the gods. There Is- at Mecca a meteorite which fell In 800 A D. and Is still worshiped by the faithful. Sacrificed to th« Nile. Tbe ancient Egyptians. If they did not worship tbe river Nile, held It lr great veneration and even dread. The Nile had Its appointed, priests, fes rivals “nd sacrifices, and If Its rising was delsyed for a single day a tienntl ful young girt was thrown Into Its wa ters and drowned In order to appease the god's anger and secure bix favors. Waiting. Jack—Ry tbe way. how Is your suit with Miss Casbleigb progressing? Tom—Blowly. I'm playing a waiting game Just now. Jack—A waiting game? Tom—Yee. I'm waiting for ber to change her mind. Punishment. "Pop!" "Tes. my sod ." "Did mamma ever punlsb you?" "Well, she married me. my boy."— Yonkers Statesman Tbe fool wbo la alleni passes for wise.—French Proverb. * . How Long Do Dreams Last? How long do dreams last? A Ger- | nan savant is investigating tbe mat ter. But there Is scarcely a dolt who ! could not give him points and baa not dreamed centuries In seconds. Tbe dream, it may be stated, comes In tbe few seconds before the awakening | and has no relation to time or space. This is clear enough to the man wbo I has ever been placed nuder an anaes thetic for a short while aud found time aud space eliminated. As an experiment this writer was placed under a whiff of chloroform by a doctor. Absolute unconsciousness supervened, then a return of con sciousness. tbe questions of tbe uni verse, up through layers of conscious ness. with always the feeling. “Now I have solved it." and the "No” and the I "Yes" alternating through centuries of thought, and then the quizzical face of the doctor, remembered after a mil lion years. "How long have you been under?" The experimenter struggled tip aud saw tbe doctor with bls watch in hand. "Ten seconds,” tbe doctor said, and the dreamer had been out side time for a time that has no meas ure.—London Chronicle. Africans and the Locomotive. The children of the desert were filled with awe when first tbe silence of the primeval solitude was brokeu by the puffing of the steam engine. Down at tbe other end of th? Cape to Cairo line the simple Matabele, when first con fronted by a locomotive, were certain that the strange machine was worked by the labor of an Indefinite number of oxen, which they assumed were shut up Inside; hence, when the engiue stop ped, they gathered in curious crowds, waiting to see tbe door open and the oxen come out, nor could they for many days lie persuaded that the power of tbe locomotive could come from other than the strength of the ox. Tbe Arabs of the Sudan, more Imag inative than the Matabele. saw lu tbe fire horses of tbe railway one of tbe Djinns of the "Arabian Nights” har nessed by tbe magic of tbe infidel to the long train of cars. The steam en gine was to them a Uvlug. sentient being, of which belief there is curi ous evidence In tbe fact that on one occasion a sheik made an Impassioned remoustrnnee against the cruelty of maklug so small an engiue draw so huge a train. A Great Artist Enraged. Alma-Tadema has told a story of the fate of two unsuccessful pictures of bls student days. One of them was re turned unsold by the committee of the Brussels exhibition lu 1859. Tbe sub ject was a bouse on fire, with people rescuing the victims. The artist's fel low students were asked Into Alma- Tadema’s studio and were Invited to Jump through tbe canvas, the owner of it leading the way by leaping bead first through tbe oily flames. Tbe other unsuccessful effort was a large sized square picture that came back ngalu and again to its creator's easel until at last It was cut out of its frame aud given to an old woman to use as a table cover. The. picture ^vas praised by at least one person who appreciated its excel lence. so Alma-Tadema used to de clare, for the old woman was wont to remark that it was much better than those common oilcloth things that al ways let tbe water through, as the pic ture of Alma-Tadema's making was a good thick one, with plenty of paint on it.—Minneapolis Journal. . Compos'd« Names. "One of tbe differences between th« east aud the northwest." said a Puget sounder, "is the names of places, and the Sklkomlsbes. the Snobomlshes. the Snoqualmie«, the Wahklukums and the lot of them give a man fuuny feelings, and when he runs across Bucoda, on the Northern Pacific railroad In Pierce county. Wash., he doesn't know wheth er it Is Chinook or Slwash or what. Put it is none of them—like Kenova, in West Virginia, which is near tbe junc tion of Kentucky. Ohio and Virginia, or Delmar, where Delaware aud Mary land come together. Bucoda Is a com posite name, and Its story is simple enough. When the Northern Pacific came In n town Bprang up, and It must have n name. There were Indian names In plenty, but something more novel was wauted. so Messrs. Buckley. Coulter and Davis, all Northern Pacific officials, put their heads together first and their names later, and the name Bu-ce-da was evolved, with an ety mology very apparent to nny one who Is at all informed In terminology. Bu coda it has remained, and It Is not half bad ns uames go In the Puget sound country.” Th« Supposed Life on Mare. Not only do the observations we have scanned lead us to the conclusion that Mars at this moment Is Inhabited, but they laud us at the further one that these denizens are of an order whose acquaintance was worth tbe making. Whether we ever shall come to con verse with them In any more instant way Is a question upon which science at present has no data to decide. More Important to us is the fact that they exist, made all the more interesting by their precedence of us in tbe path of evolution. Their presence certainly ousts us from any unique or self cen tered position in the solar system, but so with the world did the Copernican system tbe Ptolemaic, and tbe world survived this deposing change. So may man. To all who have a cosmo- planetary breadth of view It cannot but be pregnant to contemplate extra mundane life aud to realize that we have warrant for believing that such life now iubabits the planet Mars.— Professor Lowell in Century. A Big 8nowfall. The heaviest fall of anoxv that ever took place In England occurred In 1815. Tbe snow commenced falling on the 10th of January. 1015, and continued every day until the 12th of March fol lowing It covered the earth to such a depth that passengers, both horse and foot, passed over gates, hedges and walls, which had been obliterated by tbe white Bheet. On tbe 1.2th of March It liegau to decrease and so by little nnd little consumed and wasted away till the 28th of May. A heavy fall occurred In Scotland in 1C20, the snow falling thirteen days and nights with little or no Intermis sion. One of tbe heaviest falls san a single day occurred on the 21st of February. 17112, the snow In some places being from ten to twelve feet deep. Beggars on Horseback. " ‘Whoa, than’ he sa.vB, pullin' up bls hoss, and then he whines: " 'For the love o’ charity, kind gent, would ye be so good a« to gluime a mist o’ bread for meself and a handful o’ oats for the old mare?’ " The sailor smiled thoughtfully and stirred hls lee cream soda with a long spoon. "Yes, Hal,” he resumed, "there's ac tual beggar« on horseback In Roosla. They travels from town to town to caravans. They beg grub for them selves and fodder for tbelr nags, Just as I been tellln' ,ve. "O’ course. In the Argentine, where a hoss don't cost a song, It's only nat ural ye should see beggars on horse back, and I ain't snyln' nothin' about that. But In China they ride, too, while there's a Maltese t>eggar down Malta way what even drives a spring wagon an' takes hls gal along. Inter rupts bls canoodlin' to ask you for a copper to stave off atarvatlon, then starts right In again where he left off.” —New Orleans Tlrnes-Democrat. An Unaccountable Failing. 'It was a severe trial to Mr. Harding that hls only son's memory was not all that could be d Ired. "Where In the world be got so h a forgetful streak from Is beyond me." sold the exasper ated father to hls wife on one occasion. “What has he forgotten now?” asked Mrs. Harding, with eyes downcast and a demure expression. “The figures of the last return from the election on the bulletin board.” Anil Mr. Harding Inserted n finger In hls collar ns If to loown It and shook hls head vehemently. "Ixx>ked at 'em aa he came past not half an hour ago, nnd now enn't tell me. "Aa I said to him. 'If you're so stu pid you can't keep h few simple figures In your bead, why don't you write ’em down on a piece of patter, aa I do. nnd have done all my life, long before I He Kept Count. A famous animal trainer was talking was your age?' ” to a reporter In New York. He said: A Csndl« Trick. "The secret of animal training Is gen Let a candle hum until It baa n good tleness. Nothing sudden or brusque must 1« done. An unexpected caress loug snuff, then blow It out with n may anger an animal more than a kick sudden puff. A bright wreath of white In the ribs. Sudden, brusque, unex smoke w ill curl up from Jbe hot wick. pected things never go, no matter how Now. If a flame be applied to this well they are meant. Once I was smoke, even at a distance of two or showing In Scotland. We trainers sup three Inches from the candle, the flame ped one night with a Scotch admirer. will run down the atnoke nnd rekindle Tbe old man was the soul of hospital the wick In a very fantastic manner ity. but I admit I was rather startled To perform this ceremony nicely there when he leaned toward me and aald: must be no draft or “banging" doors ** 'Stick In. man Conklin, stick In. while the mystic spell la rising. Y«r frían' Coot's tws muffins ahold o' His Fat«. ye.’ ” Tbe race of consequential vergers Is not yet extinct. Dean Plgoc baa a story Translated. "Habiliments For Infants" is a sign about one of th^m. who. when a blah- In a clothing store In Boston. A west op asked him at wbat point he was to era visitor, seeing It stopped In amaze make hls a p pert rance, replied "First I take the choir people to their ment. “What does that mean?” be asked hls places, and then, after they are seated. I return for you. my lord, and conduct better acquainted fellow westerner. "That?" said the other. “Ob. that Is you to the halter."— London Telegraph. Boston dialect for kids' duds.”—House wife. Expected Reduction. Grandpa Macpherson — How many Silenced. do two and two make. Donald? Don- Dad (severely)— And look here, Ethel, ald-BIx. Grandpa- Wbat are you talk you mustn’t encourage that young man ing atiout? Two and two make four. to stay so late every night. It's dis Donald Yes. I know, but I thought graceful. Wbat does your mother say you'll "beat me down” a bit!— I/mdon about It? Ethel She says men haven't Punch. altered a bit, dad. No Accent. French Professor-Ah. yoe. mademoi Don't try to take up all tbe room in tbs middle of tbe road. There are nu selle. you spick so French wtsout so merous travelers on tbe highway wbo least accent Miss Breezy- Do I. real need a little room them:gives—Atlanta ly? French Professor—Oh. yes- sat ess, wlzout se Isast Frat cb secant. Constitution.
