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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (Feb. 21, 1927)
iwontmy, rcu. THE 'ELKS KIiOW "rt'AZOOT "What V Grata Widow Should Know" "Lydia Pinkham'a Advice to Men"' "BootleggerV Socul RegiaterV Aro some of thq things wu pan't give you but, For Sportsman's Supplies SERVICE See THE GUN STORE Pi Brother Bill lease Visit Our Store V Every Day E, H. LAWRENCE UNITED CIGAR STORE ART In all its phases of artistic beauty, so en hancing as to send the cold, chill of elation down your spine, may be seen here every ' ' . . . day .. '., ;. Ma J,E. BODG,B jf Diatinctive Tailoring - ' New Spring Suiting Now On Diaplay SPECIAL Demented Eggt u ' 4" Aged Fruit Hairlcaa Vegetable To throw at the actor in "Purple Flaahea." Special prices f pr car load lota BUT Seriously have you 'realized what an ex cellent selection of choice Groceries, Fruits and Vegetables you can obtain at the SUNSET GROCERY .' . a A A poem it I know a Elk who never wink?, Nor flirts not with his eyes; ' Or sees a single thing that's wrong. On ocean, earth or skies , . . (HE'S PLIN) But Don't Be Blind to the Service of " DR. GOBLE v ' 709 Main.' Optometriat . ' TOO LATK TO MPKCIPY WANTUD To meat young lady bout it year, of age with f 000,000, or an older on with cough. Addrene Jack Call. Tennant, Calif. WANTED Tha addreae of a wo man who will drlra a man lo drink. Dun Uudxlll, Lake view, Or. WANTBD To know tha addreea of a dependable bootlegger. Jack, Knowlea. WANTED Rnmaihlng lo lb In It about. I darn not think about inyanlf. My mind la ao active that It conaumna everything tlkff flra. Home, lot ma think of you. Ernl liubb. WANTED To buy aomelhlng. 1 don't rare what It la. I'll buy l(. Haven't bought anything la yeara, and a in anirloua to anond my mnniy. Arlio Warl. LOST If tha pereon who took (by mlatake) a hat belonging to Harry AckUty will apply at tka kilk'e club, KUmath Fall., he can have the peg to hang It upon, aa t la of no further uaa to he owner. WANT ADS. I.08T In tha neighborhood of (ha ateam laundry. Mond-iy laat. on aock. aeven button hole, tha color out of (brae ehlrta, half ahlrt boaom, three elaea out of woola nnder ahlrt. Finder return to foul Imbm. No queatlona. a.ked. ... .' ' L08T A blonde tow. mllka only on one aid.; baa email feet and frayed tall. Reward. Return to Otla Dean at tha Club. OCT MARRIED Thouaanda tlr4 of living alone: all agea. Call or writ. Dick Flynn, Bon aaaia. Ore. ' ' ' ' LOST Beven pound, avolrdu- pola. Finder may keep. Bill Duncan. PURPLE FLASHES Thla la On Walt Waggoner Before their marriage a he gave him a book' entitled "A Per fect Gentleman." ' "Well?" 'Thlo Chrlatmaa aba Intends gWIng him "Wild Animate I Hare Known." She When you asked me for that dance. I took yon for BUI Ha urn, when you held me ao tight 1 (bought you wern Luke Walker, and when you kluaed me I could bar awora.lt waa Lloyd Low. but when yon at.pped on my foot I knew very well you wera Bert hi. PIUPLK FLASHES Lately Lloyd DeLap'a young- tier haa bee a ualng eome rath er atrong language, ao bla fath er aald: ' "Do amp ualng auch awful cum worda. I can't Imagln where you picked them up." "Well, Pa," aald th. littla Ju nior. "bakeepeare aaea them." "Then atop playing with him aald Lloyd. "Ilea not a fit companion for you." PIRPLE FLASHES Judge Banner "Look ' horo. tbor'a not a particle of turtle Id thla aoup." Jack Ilerachberger "Well, what of U? We bav. cabinet pudding, but yon would sot ex pect to find. Mellon lo It. would your i, Pt'RPLE FLASHES A. J. Voye "Area you aure your wife knowa I'm going home to dinner with you?" Merle Weeb "K nom a I Well, rather! Why, my dear bo, I argued' with her ' about It for half an hour thla morning." She Don't Go Near the Water ' ' Pago Seven. f 1 ae3' ) v i II II L II "RII J' ii i i II I 1 I 11 Klamath County Abstract Company The oldest one in the County and still honest Abstracts Title Insurance Fire Insurance 4th St. Across from the Court House. Phone 186 P. S. If the Boss isn't in, phone the Elks Club This .Winter Has Put the Real Estate Men On Their Feet Most of them have been walking all winter. As a special inducement we will furnish a free pair of boots to the first three cash buyers of unimproved lots oif the pavement ' ; ' . ' during the month of February. Now is the time to buy before the prices go up after the country goes dry. WAITERS 8C BARNHISEL ' Realtors PHOE'666 626 1-2 MAIN ST. PURITY AND SERVICE WE LOSE MONEY On every sale, but make a small profit on the Wrapping Paper and String ; Sanitary Meat Market COMFORTABLE BEDS : (We stand back of everything we sell) Editor's note: Charlie Stone offered us ten bucks if we would run this one on him, but the Gazoot is incorruptable we ought to have had twenty-five bucks anyhow. , This photograph was found in Jim Driscoll's pocket upon nsi return irom roiuaiui. om says h is ms cou sin(?), who may "come down" for "Purple Flashes." We Have the Earth to Sell "BILL": Yesterday is only a dream Tomorrow is only a vision. BUY NOW AND MAKE IT A REALITY KLAMATH DEVELOPMENT CO. , m , 1403 Main , ... We can furnish your home in the modern attractive detigp of the day CLAUD H. DAVIS 1 Furniture .i .j t. JOHN HOUSTON ' t. -v- Life, Health and Accident t 'Insurance I will insure anybody .anywhere against accident. Wrote an acci dent policy on M. L,. Johnson just before the Elks initiated him. ' 406 Main St. H M. L. JOHNSON . Fire Insurance (Also real estate when the weather permits) Will insure anything against fire in this world but not the, next. Ypu'll havq to, see Houston for that. ; J&& We Have Good Elks Grazing Ground .( ' .'ill. I. I ,,M, . ,., , . Next to E. B. Hall's Hotel , it r . h ' i J a ' V1