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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (Feb. 21, 1927)
THE ELKS SHOW fiAZOOT Monday, Ff'. 21, 1027. ( Klamath Billiard and Card Room : ' .' (Alias Shafer's) Climb the stairs next to Hizonner's Real Estate Office. The exercise will do you good. , s FOOD LODGINGS DRINK ENTERTAINMENT . (No cabaret) If seeking a refuge from your troubles, you are just as safe here as you would be in the Elks Club. - Doing Business With Us Is Like Making Love To A Grass Widow IT CAN'T ; BE OVERDONE K K K. STORE If you don't think "Clothes Make the Man" Try walking . down the street without any. Says Fred to Blackjack committee: , ' "I have been trimming the rublic for 25 years and making them like it Every time I get a dollar ahead some of you sharks come around and take it away from me for an ad. Getterhades outer here! Klamath Klothing Kompany MOST EVERYONE .KNOWS THERE'S JiO PLACE LIKE MOE'S FOR WOMEN'S CLOTHES The woman who sews The woman who goes .- The woman who knows The woman who blows j : 1 ,( The matron with woes The maids with beaus 't They All Go to Moe'a To get their clothes. " Built On Quality For dresses and hose' Or a puff for their nose For sweaters and throws Or wool mittens for snows For buttons and bows Or silk nighties of rose For Women's Clothes. There's No Place Like Moe's Growing ,On Value ATTENTION! SPOONERS! , Don't Park On The Highway COME TO THE HOMEY Altamont Auto Park Where You Receive Personal Attention Boosting Elkdom EARL WHITLOCIv "MRS. BILL" , " "Barnhart Wants To See You" v ENJOY THE; ELKS SHOW Barnhart's Ladies Ready-To-Wear That's Different MrC'art hjr Itl.lR. IIS North 7lh Street On account of ' "PURPLE FLASHES" We are all sold out of theatrical eggs! Theatrical vegetables and theatrical fruit. A good safe place to buy your produce J ' Come in and see our. BAKERY IT'S BETTER k FALLS GROCERY "BILL" AN ELK'S TOOTH IS HIS PRINCIPAL CHARM BUT For "Mrs. Bill we have a " Variety of gifts that will , . charm any "DEAR." " GUS DUNN v Jeweler and Optician ! i PVRPLK FLASHES I Iea Royee "t moved to town." I Kuykendall "Do you like it i there?" Lea "Oh yea, I like it. ex ; eept that the rata are eating ! nie out ot house and home." I - Kuykendall- "Why don't you get some rat biscuit." j Lea "I'll set 'em nothing; : they will eat what I eat." PVRPLE FLAS1IKS CAXT BEE EVERYTHING O. II. Lorent "Did joa Ktv in sin wiin inv purpi veil .and the striped stockings?" I Paul Daltoa "Did she hare on a purple Tell?" I ' I PVRPLK FLASHES SO ROUGH AND STRONG Betty "Mother, where do they keep the cross-eyed bear in Sun day school? Mrs. Bill Dalton "What cross eyed bear, dear?" Betty "Oh, The Holy Cross I'd a Bear they sine about all the time." . PVRPLE FLASHES , Jack Hershberger'a pretty book keeper at Club applied tor a holiday. "I must recuperate," she said, "My color la fading" "That so?" said Jack. "What makes you think so?" "The men are beginning to count Tnelr change," she re plied. x PVRPLE FLASHES DIXG! DOVG! The silrer chime that tolled O'er the churchyard grim and old Sprung a flaw In the A-flat bell. Then np Jumped the dead And unanimously said, "You ain't done right by our Knell." ' .r Fred Fleet PVRPLE FLASHES TO THE AUDIENCE (By Francis Olds) Those desiring to present flow ers to the performers will please hand them to the ushers, an nouncing in a loud voice who they are for, and what the provo ' cation Is. I Those attending the show will kindly refrain from placing ex J ploslTes In the decorative bou quets thrown at the actors. They (the actors) are wen protected, but not so with the au dience. PVRPLE FLASHES ' Girl You passed me today and never recognized me. Bob Kuykendall What? Were you the girl with the open-work and aand colored stockings? Gaxoot . .! I LI Want Ads' TRUTH IN ADVERTISING rro-crrrWi nr.r-i 'The Old-Fashioned Revue" Bud Conway "They ttsll me your watch has a mystery con nected with It." Lloyd Porter "Yes, there is woman In the case." f PVRPLE FLASHES -f ' He: "You were no spring chicken when I married you." She: "No, I was a little goose. PVRPLE FLAHIIKH What has become of the old fashioned guest who Insisted oo helping with the dishes. Rnr Eniwgltt Montoh'no '.'Why do you go ivu iin u, imiii j Film 4 iiuk; iiu I , jou like o hear me sing?" Mrs. Monty "It Isn't that. I want the neighbors to see that I am not beating you!'' -(-PVRPLK FLASHES And That's Thai, T. n. Olds "Walter, a rum' omelette." Harry Messner "Same with out the eggs." ,1 The mystery has been solved C bief Ambrose after a lifelong subterranean search discovers evidence revealing the high spirits which exists between Oscar Lar son and O. M. Hector, FETCH TIIK FETISH They get you anything yoo want and' something you don't1 want. Not responsible for typo- graphical errors. ' , , No ads received by telephone. Rates f I a minute. - , LOST A tootbbruih used a . sort time. No charge will be made for us of It up to the time of returning to the right ful owner. Carl 8cbubrt. LOST A pocket book containing a. place to put money and a chamois akin. Under may keep the place to put the money, and return the pocket- book to Frank P. Light, Lake- view, Oregon, FOUND A long .stocking con . talnlng a woodfn leg. Looks good, Owper ran have same by proving ownership. ' Cur Merrill, , apply A. K. Wylie. FOUND A : dog; not all ' one kind; seems ta be fcmd of eating; - aleepe considerably. Any one ' can , have , him. A K. Wyllei ...',,' ,. . PVRPLK FL.tKHES-1 . A teacher asked'' her pupils to bring to school objects that rep resented soass. . One boy brought an apple, an other a banana and a third an old whip. , "What song doe (he apple represent?" asked the teacher. "In the Shade of that Old Ap ple Tree." "What doe the banana repre sent?" "Yes, We Have No Bananas." "And what doe the whip rep resent?" - ? "Thank for the Buggy Ride." PVRPLK FLAHIIKH' We beard the other day ot Hollywood star who was some what sensitive when she went to get herself a . license for bar fourth or wss It' fifth marrl ge. ' I The clerk who made but the matrimonial ticket seemed to her to be darned Inquisitive. "Have you been married , be fore." he queried, "sod If so,' to whom?" This was too much. ' The air became sro. In her most po)a lo manner she demanded'' . "What I this, a memory test?" PVRPLK FLASHES Film Star: "Will you love me when I am old?" , . Third Husband: "Why. my dear, we'll be divorced long be fore that!" f . s II G A R I A M "I Ain't Mad at Nobody 9f Swansen's Barber Shop Just' under Horace Mannings office in the ,,, ; Swansen Building . Myself and crew have trimmed more peo ple than the whole Realty Board and have done a better job of it at that. The Tallett Barber Pole in the World J. E. Swansen: "BILL" . '.' ?' ; "':''". '.'"' l.ydla Ptokam bus nothing - on us for prescribing antidote for taking before, seeing Charlie Klley t j " to taw Elk show.. ,r ( ' WE KILL OR CURE Whitman Drug - Company Seriously '" i, . . We Offer You A Cheerful Service TOUGH NUTS t i . We handle lota of them also bolts to fit All our hardware is built to stand the rig ors of a northern climate. Klamath Hardware Co. . RELIABLE Moving in the moming, ' , V' t Moving in the night, ';'; :, Any time you want to move 1. ' S, We will move yot right. " v,''- i ' - Special Rates to Landlord Evadert. ;. O. K. TRANSFER CO. ; We probably will have to move all the actor ant et town' after the show. W specialise In hauling twin beds, That . Is, If you have twin. .1 ' 1: 1 SILK HAT SAYS I will have the Pine Tree fit to hold good shows in right after ."Purple Flashes" even if I have to work Francis Olds and his gang all night to. put the place back , in 1
