THE ELKS SHOW fiAZOOT
Monday, Ff'. 21, 1027. (
Klamath Billiard and Card Room
: ' .' (Alias Shafer's)
Climb the stairs next to Hizonner's Real Estate Office. The
exercise will do you good. , s
FOOD
LODGINGS
DRINK
ENTERTAINMENT
. (No cabaret)
If seeking a refuge from your troubles, you are just as safe
here as you would be in the Elks Club. -
Doing Business With Us Is Like Making Love To A
Grass Widow
IT CAN'T ; BE OVERDONE
K K K. STORE
If you don't think "Clothes Make the Man" Try walking .
down the street without any.
Says Fred to Blackjack committee: , '
"I have been trimming the rublic for 25 years and making
them like it Every time I get a dollar ahead some of you
sharks come around and take it away from me for an ad.
Getterhades outer here!
Klamath Klothing Kompany
MOST EVERYONE .KNOWS
THERE'S JiO PLACE LIKE
MOE'S FOR WOMEN'S CLOTHES
The woman who sews
The woman who goes
.- The woman who knows
The woman who blows
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,( The matron with woes
The maids with beaus
't
They All Go to Moe'a
To get their clothes. "
Built
On Quality
For dresses and hose'
Or a puff for their nose
For sweaters and throws
Or wool mittens for snows
For buttons and bows
Or silk nighties of rose
For Women's Clothes.
There's No Place Like
Moe's
Growing
,On Value
ATTENTION!
SPOONERS!
, Don't Park On The Highway
COME TO THE HOMEY
Altamont Auto Park
Where You Receive Personal Attention
Boosting Elkdom
EARL WHITLOCIv
"MRS. BILL"
, " "Barnhart Wants To See You"
v ENJOY THE; ELKS SHOW
Barnhart's
Ladies Ready-To-Wear
That's Different
MrC'art hjr
Itl.lR.
IIS North
7lh Street
On account of '
"PURPLE FLASHES"
We are all sold out of theatrical eggs!
Theatrical vegetables and theatrical fruit.
A good safe place to buy your produce
J ' Come in and see our.
BAKERY IT'S BETTER k
FALLS GROCERY
"BILL"
AN ELK'S TOOTH
IS HIS PRINCIPAL CHARM
BUT
For "Mrs. Bill we have a "
Variety of gifts that will
, . charm any "DEAR."
" GUS DUNN v
Jeweler and Optician
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PVRPLK FLASHES
I Iea Royee "t moved to town."
I Kuykendall "Do you like it
i there?"
Lea "Oh yea, I like it. ex
; eept that the rata are eating
! nie out ot house and home."
I - Kuykendall- "Why don't you
get some rat biscuit."
j Lea "I'll set 'em nothing;
: they will eat what I eat."
PVRPLE FLAS1IKS
CAXT BEE EVERYTHING
O. II. Lorent "Did joa Ktv
in sin wiin inv purpi veil
.and the striped stockings?"
I Paul Daltoa "Did she hare on
a purple Tell?"
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PVRPLK FLASHES
SO ROUGH AND STRONG
Betty "Mother, where do they
keep the cross-eyed bear in Sun
day school?
Mrs. Bill Dalton "What cross
eyed bear, dear?"
Betty "Oh, The Holy Cross
I'd a Bear they sine about all
the time."
. PVRPLE FLASHES ,
Jack Hershberger'a pretty book
keeper at Club applied tor a
holiday.
"I must recuperate," she said,
"My color la fading"
"That so?" said Jack. "What
makes you think so?"
"The men are beginning to
count Tnelr change," she re
plied. x
PVRPLE FLASHES
DIXG! DOVG!
The silrer chime that tolled
O'er the churchyard grim and
old
Sprung a flaw In the A-flat bell.
Then np Jumped the dead
And unanimously said,
"You ain't done right by our
Knell."
' .r Fred Fleet
PVRPLE FLASHES
TO THE AUDIENCE
(By Francis Olds)
Those desiring to present flow
ers to the performers will please
hand them to the ushers, an
nouncing in a loud voice who
they are for, and what the provo
' cation Is.
I Those attending the show will
kindly refrain from placing ex
J ploslTes In the decorative bou
quets thrown at the actors.
They (the actors) are wen
protected, but not so with the au
dience. PVRPLE FLASHES
' Girl You passed me today and
never recognized me.
Bob Kuykendall What? Were
you the girl with the open-work
and aand colored stockings?
Gaxoot
. .! I LI
Want Ads'
TRUTH IN ADVERTISING rro-crrrWi
nr.r-i
'The Old-Fashioned Revue"
Bud Conway "They ttsll me
your watch has a mystery con
nected with It."
Lloyd Porter "Yes, there is
woman In the case." f
PVRPLE FLASHES -f
' He: "You were no spring
chicken when I married you."
She: "No, I was a little goose.
PVRPLE FLAHIIKH
What has become of the old
fashioned guest who Insisted oo
helping with the dishes.
Rnr Eniwgltt
Montoh'no '.'Why do you go
ivu iin u, imiii j Film 4 iiuk; iiu I
, jou like o hear me sing?"
Mrs. Monty "It Isn't that. I
want the neighbors to see that I
am not beating you!''
-(-PVRPLK FLASHES
And That's Thai,
T. n. Olds "Walter, a rum'
omelette."
Harry Messner "Same with
out the eggs."
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The mystery has been solved C bief Ambrose after a lifelong
subterranean search discovers evidence revealing the high spirits
which exists between Oscar Lar son and O. M. Hector,
FETCH TIIK FETISH
They get you anything yoo
want and' something you don't1
want. Not responsible for typo-
graphical errors. ' , ,
No ads received by telephone.
Rates f I a minute. - ,
LOST A tootbbruih used a
. sort time. No charge will be
made for us of It up to the
time of returning to the right
ful owner. Carl 8cbubrt.
LOST A pocket book containing
a. place to put money and a
chamois akin. Under may
keep the place to put the
money, and return the pocket-
book to Frank P. Light, Lake-
view, Oregon,
FOUND A long .stocking con
. talnlng a woodfn leg. Looks
good, Owper ran have same
by proving ownership. ' Cur
Merrill, , apply A. K. Wylie.
FOUND A : dog; not all ' one
kind; seems ta be fcmd of
eating; - aleepe considerably.
Any one ' can , have , him. A
K. Wyllei ...',,' ,. .
PVRPLK FL.tKHES-1 .
A teacher asked'' her pupils to
bring to school objects that rep
resented soass. .
One boy brought an apple, an
other a banana and a third an old
whip. ,
"What song doe (he apple
represent?" asked the teacher.
"In the Shade of that Old Ap
ple Tree."
"What doe the banana repre
sent?" "Yes, We Have No Bananas."
"And what doe the whip rep
resent?" - ?
"Thank for the Buggy Ride."
PVRPLK FLAHIIKH'
We beard the other day ot
Hollywood star who was some
what sensitive when she went to
get herself a . license for bar
fourth or wss It' fifth marrl
ge. '
I The clerk who made but the
matrimonial ticket seemed to her
to be darned Inquisitive.
"Have you been married , be
fore." he queried, "sod If so,' to
whom?"
This was too much. ' The air
became sro. In her most po)a
lo manner she demanded'' .
"What I this, a memory test?"
PVRPLK FLASHES
Film Star: "Will you love me
when I am old?" , .
Third Husband: "Why. my
dear, we'll be divorced long be
fore that!" f
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II G A R I A M
"I Ain't Mad at Nobody
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Swansen's Barber Shop
Just' under Horace Mannings office in the
,,, ; Swansen Building .
Myself and crew have trimmed more peo
ple than the whole Realty Board and have
done a better job of it at that.
The Tallett Barber Pole in the World
J. E. Swansen:
"BILL"
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l.ydla Ptokam bus nothing - on us for prescribing
antidote for taking before, seeing Charlie Klley
t j " to taw Elk show.. ,r (
' WE KILL OR CURE
Whitman Drug - Company
Seriously '"
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We Offer You A Cheerful Service
TOUGH NUTS
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We handle lota of them also bolts to fit
All our hardware is built to stand the rig
ors of a northern climate.
Klamath Hardware Co. .
RELIABLE
Moving in the moming, ' , V' t
Moving in the night, ';'; :,
Any time you want to move 1. ' S,
We will move yot right. " v,''-
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- Special Rates to Landlord Evadert. ;.
O. K. TRANSFER CO. ;
We probably will have to move all the actor ant et
town' after the show.
W specialise In hauling twin beds, That . Is, If
you have twin. .1
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SILK HAT SAYS
I will have the Pine Tree fit to hold good
shows in right after ."Purple Flashes" even
if I have to work Francis Olds and his
gang all night to. put the place back , in
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