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THE 'ELKS KIiOW "rt'AZOOT
"What V Grata Widow Should Know"
"Lydia Pinkham'a Advice to Men"'
"BootleggerV Socul RegiaterV
Aro some of thq things wu pan't give you
but,
For Sportsman's Supplies
SERVICE
See
THE GUN STORE
Pi
Brother Bill
lease Visit
Our Store
V
Every Day
E, H. LAWRENCE
UNITED CIGAR STORE
ART
In all its phases of artistic beauty, so en
hancing as to send the cold, chill of elation
down your spine, may be seen here every
' ' . . . day .. '., ;.
Ma J,E. BODG,B jf
Diatinctive Tailoring - '
New Spring Suiting Now On Diaplay
SPECIAL
Demented Eggt u ' 4"
Aged Fruit
Hairlcaa Vegetable
To throw at the actor in "Purple Flaahea."
Special prices f pr car load lota
BUT
Seriously have you 'realized what an ex
cellent selection of choice Groceries, Fruits
and Vegetables you can obtain at the
SUNSET GROCERY
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A poem
it
I know a Elk who never wink?,
Nor flirts not with his eyes;
' Or sees a single thing that's wrong.
On ocean, earth or skies ,
. . (HE'S PLIN)
But Don't Be Blind to the Service of
" DR. GOBLE v
' 709 Main.'
Optometriat . '
TOO LATK TO MPKCIPY
WANTUD To meat young lady
bout it year, of age with f
000,000, or an older on with
cough. Addrene Jack Call.
Tennant, Calif.
WANTED Tha addreae of a wo
man who will drlra a man lo
drink. Dun Uudxlll, Lake
view, Or.
WANTBD To know tha addreea
of a dependable bootlegger.
Jack, Knowlea.
WANTED Rnmaihlng lo lb In It
about. I darn not think about
inyanlf. My mind la ao active
that It conaumna everything
tlkff flra. Home, lot ma think
of you. Ernl liubb.
WANTED To buy aomelhlng. 1
don't rare what It la. I'll buy
l(. Haven't bought anything
la yeara, and a in anirloua to
anond my mnniy. Arlio
Warl.
LOST If tha pereon who took
(by mlatake) a hat belonging
to Harry AckUty will apply at
tka kilk'e club, KUmath Fall.,
he can have the peg to hang It
upon, aa t la of no further uaa
to he owner.
WANT ADS.
I.08T In tha neighborhood of
(ha ateam laundry. Mond-iy
laat. on aock. aeven button
hole, tha color out of (brae
ehlrta, half ahlrt boaom, three
elaea out of woola nnder
ahlrt. Finder return to foul
Imbm. No queatlona. a.ked.
... .' '
L08T A blonde tow. mllka only
on one aid.; baa email feet and
frayed tall. Reward. Return
to Otla Dean at tha Club.
OCT MARRIED Thouaanda
tlr4 of living alone: all agea.
Call or writ. Dick Flynn, Bon
aaaia. Ore. ' ' ' '
LOST Beven pound, avolrdu-
pola. Finder may keep. Bill
Duncan.
PURPLE FLASHES
Thla la On Walt Waggoner
Before their marriage a he gave
him a book' entitled "A Per
fect Gentleman." '
"Well?"
'Thlo Chrlatmaa aba Intends
gWIng him "Wild Animate I
Hare Known."
She When you asked me for
that dance. I took yon for BUI
Ha urn, when you held me ao
tight 1 (bought you wern Luke
Walker, and when you kluaed me
I could bar awora.lt waa Lloyd
Low. but when yon at.pped
on my foot I knew very well
you wera Bert hi.
PIUPLK FLASHES
Lately Lloyd DeLap'a young-
tier haa bee a ualng eome rath
er atrong language, ao bla fath
er aald:
' "Do amp ualng auch awful cum
worda. I can't Imagln where
you picked them up."
"Well, Pa," aald th. littla Ju
nior. "bakeepeare aaea them."
"Then atop playing with him
aald Lloyd. "Ilea not a fit
companion for you."
PIRPLE FLASHES
Judge Banner "Look ' horo.
tbor'a not a particle of turtle
Id thla aoup."
Jack Ilerachberger "Well,
what of U? We bav. cabinet
pudding, but yon would sot ex
pect to find. Mellon lo It. would
your i,
Pt'RPLE FLASHES
A. J. Voye "Area you aure
your wife knowa I'm going home
to dinner with you?"
Merle Weeb "K nom a I Well,
rather! Why, my dear bo, I
argued' with her ' about It for
half an hour thla morning."
She Don't Go Near the Water
' ' Pago Seven.
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Klamath County Abstract Company
The oldest one in the County and still honest
Abstracts Title Insurance Fire Insurance
4th St. Across from the Court House. Phone 186
P. S. If the Boss isn't in, phone the Elks Club
This .Winter Has Put the Real Estate
Men On Their Feet
Most of them have been walking all winter.
As a special inducement we will furnish a free pair of boots to
the first three cash buyers of unimproved lots oif the pavement
' ; ' . ' during the month of February.
Now is the time to buy before the prices go up after the
country goes dry.
WAITERS 8C BARNHISEL
' Realtors
PHOE'666 626 1-2 MAIN ST.
PURITY
AND SERVICE
WE LOSE MONEY
On every sale, but make a small
profit on the Wrapping
Paper and String ;
Sanitary Meat Market
COMFORTABLE BEDS :
(We stand back of everything we sell)
Editor's note: Charlie Stone offered us ten bucks
if we would run this one on him, but the Gazoot is
incorruptable we ought to have had twenty-five
bucks anyhow. ,
This photograph was found in Jim Driscoll's pocket
upon nsi return irom roiuaiui. om says h is ms cou
sin(?), who may "come down" for "Purple Flashes."
We Have the Earth to Sell
"BILL":
Yesterday is only a dream Tomorrow is only a vision.
BUY NOW AND MAKE IT A REALITY
KLAMATH DEVELOPMENT CO.
, m , 1403 Main , ...
We can furnish your home in the modern attractive
detigp of the day
CLAUD H. DAVIS
1 Furniture .i .j t.
JOHN HOUSTON
' t. -v-
Life, Health and Accident
t 'Insurance
I will insure anybody .anywhere
against accident. Wrote an acci
dent policy on M. L,. Johnson
just before the Elks initiated
him.
' 406 Main St.
H
M. L. JOHNSON
. Fire Insurance
(Also real estate when the
weather permits)
Will insure anything against fire
in this world but not the, next.
Ypu'll havq to, see Houston for
that. ; J&&
We Have Good Elks Grazing Ground
.( ' .'ill. I. I ,,M, . ,., , .
Next to E. B. Hall's Hotel
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