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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (Feb. 21, 1927)
Pflge Six THE ELKS SHOW GAZOOT ' '.Monday, FeK 21, 1027. ' "BILL". Hall Hotel A good hotel next to Johnson's and Hous ton's office. , A good annex a blcrk away if guests object to that. No Objections To Elks Am One Myself A E. B. HALL, Proprietor - - . V - v . Merely A Suggestion When you "Bills" wish to do something "on the quiet" ' ' Get a silent Willys-Night They are good cars for naughty Elks. Overland-Knight Sales Co. 4th & Klamath Ave. Phone 899 He should have come to us to get "LIT-UP" Link River Electric Co. Broadcasting Radio , Station "B. P. 0. r BALDWIN, ANNOUNCING Come in and we will sell you the "Radio . , , Bug," which is far superior to the well known "Cootie." Atwater-Kent BALDWIN HARDWARE P. S. We also sell a few other trifles like 4 hardware, paints, tools, etc. We are purveyors of drugs and flea powder Cyanide for the Elk Show Actors AND , REMEMBER ..... ...... No matter how. timet are, our, business always ' - "STATIONERY" ' ; - Pens To Write - ' V Baoks.ToRead UNDERWOOD'S PHARMACY PHONE 3 7 FOR BETTER SERVICE TIIK KK.MOUSK lt.NO..j I'l UIM.fc rIASIILS . VI :.S1U. AMI ANSWUIS A Tali- of Two Wuiul'U lu Three I leur . Edl'.or: Should a fellow Iuuihiso tu n Kin tin hit, kuees?. Ti.M Malurkey. 1-mrln. Uy Wlllium Tluis. Sl'KXK 1. Tin- ulil Klrl 1 lu a dllapldal ed bunk uu the tlilril Hour of tliv A-I ItMlclnR bouse. She wj hear I It llC lltHKU'l Hit Sill KHUUllI (111 ff. -- KdUor. it isn.K n. sn us Di-ur .Mr. Killtor: A t-ertulu has btn tultuwutK me (rum nluee lu dIscm fur ihi iiftHl tWA week Death's door! In fuel she wu next TUnl h vrry oruUini, lo me nr.. POTTERY Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard To get a poor Elk a drink. 1 . ' -When she got there, &ecupoard wabare. Her husband was wise to that gink. ' . ' Soma Sho! ITKPLK FLASH KS Judges Barnes "What is the chance against the lady?" j Bill Duncan "Running about ( the street costumed as Septem ber Morn, your honor." Barnes "Thirty days hath September!" , I'lKPLK r'LASHKS Llndsey Sisemore from up Korl - Klamatb way. said he'd be down for the shaw and in vited the gang up his way ' fishing. i'l'KI'LK FLASH KS ' Loo Craft "Did yon get that Orllow's number?" "Shorty" Koster "No, hi: w-i going too fast'y. Shorty -"Say, that was a fine looking dame he bad In the car." Lee Craft "Wasn't she:" PttttH.K HLANHKM EvereM Ceary "bid you have a good time last night?" ' Paul Pouter "1 spent acvon leen dollars and when I said good night she railed me. Mister." It'll PI FLASH l- .Mrs. 8. P. .Miller We must at ;a nurse for the baby. ! S. P. A nurse? What we need lis a llixlil watchman? ITItPLfi IXASHFS Some prominent people will at tend Purple Flashes door. Hit breuthing was a a I wish you would tvll mo whu to do tu stop Uor from me. Iit llrlwnll. , Lot her in Kb up tu you. follow lug -Killtor. pi ni'i.i; kl.sh wheels She wus thn- near gone. One could see by her ehtsel-llko visage that she had been educat ed. o.S't a wrinkle creased her dla sipated features: only by hjr glassy tare could one tell that Art l.cuvltt "Well, dear If she had shimmied Jelly-like over janytlUu goes wroug 1 will al ine noor oi lime. i ways bee ali o to kD tho wolf The room' was as bare aa h Jaway from tbo dour by singing." old girl's life had been dark. A crumb of bread leined laslly against an empty glass streaked with the remnants of a month old contents of cream. On the floor there was nothing but scrunched cigarette snipes, mak ing the carpet a rich Turkish mix ture. Outside all was quiet but for the ocoaaionfcl passing of the patrol wagon. "Minnie "There Isn't the slightest doubt of that, dear.' I'l'RPl.K PI.AHHKH (Uy U, K. Huffy) When I 11: sl saw her In a crowded street car. I was attract ed by her tie iii ty which caught i my eye. fur she only had on a ithin klmona which she held daintily aboro her beautifully SCENE II ' " ' formed limbs attired lu the mo-it Suddenly whirling "When Jhe alluring nilk at oi kings. I well Suu Sets ia the Old Town." the remember her In that trolley car. aud she didn't even blush, nor did she hide her face In humiliation. She was only a hosiery ad. IH. KPLK FLASH KH "lUKTKY" XI VIOI.KNT AT TH.1T llivrb Berry's girl la tall and slender. ! My girl is fat and slow; Herb's girl wears silks nud ; sillus My girl weurs calico. Herb's girl le swift and speedy, My girl's demure and good. Do you think I would swap for ,., Herb's girl? You damn weil know I , 1 would. -J.. J. Miller . . PI KPLK FLASHES , ; ITtriMi IIKill PRICKS Jim Lytic "How much are your eggs per doien?" H. II. Jenkins "Wftjr cents n hose th- old girl brought forth """ n ",r ",c ' ru' l,c" "n a fray- d und . murli-failed bln j ' " " ,,,r K""u hunk. Hlqwly xhe sllliml lu ll it iilonp- ,v t and handed it lo Kale. I J" Lytic "Well, crack me a "I!, id." iie g ircl. d. "Tli.- ..nil i',,I"n "' ,t"' 'Khty--nl kind." .Is n.c.r." Kale atn.,i.e. chewing Pl ltl'LK FLASIIKS and read In a shrill voire; ; - Mr. Kdilor: Jf I invite girl daughter pounded Into the death chamber. She would hare slam med the dooh hut there was none. The surferer wheeled a sigh of re lief. She had evidently expected the newcomer. Propping herself up on ft sharp elbow, she spake In a hard rides voice: "Kate." I gdttj -tell yon nil IB" secrc: of my lire.' I'm about 4o nuke my eight o'clock." Willi a scrawny band she pointed to the left hand corner of "the room. "Lift the board ' up,, Knte, and bring the stocking.". - This done, she took It tenderly in ber hand and stroked its sheeny texture. Tears of salt Ml upon it. She seemed to lie living that moment In Ibu past. "It's a thing of years ago. Kate. See the roll at the lop. Thai's the way queens wore 'em then. Kate gasped with surprise hut enme buck. From the toe of tho J. F. Mcevwire an sen. Cnarlca. TUU rare, photograph, was taken XO years ago and es pecially reproduced for this paper. Extra copies avail, able at .13. S3. ,,, PI KPLK FL.1SHKS WILLING TO OW.K.F.. One day while Herb ilauger I was out In the suburbs in hi automublle he discovered that no needed sows lubricating oil for his engine. He drove up to a farm house where tunall boy wus playing. ' ' " ! "Son." be called, "run 'in and ask your mother f she has any lubricating oil or castor oil will do. if she has that." The boy returned. '"" I "Ma hain't got no castor oil ori not h In' but she slid If you would! wall e 'few mtsutes she would) Ox. up a duac of salt." - - ; Pl'HPLK FI.ANHKS- ".ly or.-n swevt loiilb: I have to the Iheater, send her flowe no" t:i'i-. in bid yen gotHlliyn. Our! u " ""' ,I,UI llllli- I.,ve nffair milt 'ileereaim. h"r lo ""I'l'" nfler the plliy. (Jive me back my pin. I love uu-! 1 h"r K''oilnlghl? other. Yours Has lleen. . Syi'IHT. WKNK HI The old girl was now bin ly limthlng. The end was in sight Harry Messncr No, you i liunip. Ynu'vo done 'Hough fur her. Kdilor. PUtPLK I'LASHKS Judge ' Leuvltt Well, bom's I HOW, old iwiin!" I 1 il.rHn II I. V..- 1 '.. U-U-U-Wt.. I .. ,.l... l. .......... IICIU . " " m mi, ( iirtll- I,.. ,1... co-ed years ago." she murmured. !.', i luieu mm. lie uiu Die uiri, I have nothing but my education left. Co back to him and give him back his pin." She handed Kate a Star chew ing tobacco tag. and with a final gucgle passed Into a land forever as fresh as (lew on a thistle. great problem Is PIKPLK FLASH KS . "C. C. Keller. "My wife told me to get a camisole or a rss sorole, I don't know which' H. N. Moe,"Well. what kind of a chicken do you wuul to put into It?" Dill Dulsell was out walking one day with bis lltle grand daughter when they happened tu pass a colored woman and thn following conversation touK place: .". (iranddanghlor Hay. grand dad, why did that colored wo mun black ber face? . . . Dili Why. that's bur Malum color, she Isn't blacked a! all. tiranddaughlcr Is aha , black like that ill over? Bill Why. yes. Crandduughlc r (iosh gruml dad. yon know everything, don't you? Pl ltPLK FLASH KM . Judge ilvltt "Why docs a ill vurco suit remind you of a ruin nl llgerle?" Htono "I" bite." J Jildgn Leavitt "It's the rip ping of a romblnu Inn." Pt'HPLK FLASH KH Ihwr Kdilor: Snuin lime nnl ht'camn engngid to a benutlful yonug lady. I liavo Junt learned Hurt she has a wooded leg. Should I brink It off? Ott Lorerii. ' How did you find out about the wooden leg? It Is a knotty problem. Kdltor. ' L-S-I'ltPl.K FI.ASHKH ' FASHION FOl'XIl WANTIXfj Charley Miller Lost yor mam my 'ave ycr? Why didn't yon kep hold of her skirt?" ' Little Hoy "I cou-cou-could-n't resch It." ToIjOQ;O0 WILL BUY t AN i ii ESSEX, COACH And You Will Have Left $9,105.00 ACME MOTOR CO. HUDSON-ESSEX-CADILLAC 'I y 'A You'll get a "kick" out of the ' ' ( ' Service of , , . . ' 'j, A. F. GRAHAM . ' . BUILDER t Boosting .Elkdom ' "BILL" - , "'-'' Tlie Blue bird Is Open and You Can Commence Eating . Regularly ; Again We hope Francis Olds' new decorations , won't spoil your appetite. , Just a few doors away from where we " used to be. "Sweets and Eats" Jiminey Crickets The Question Is . When are you going to send that old suit or dress over so we can make it look like new. i KLAMATH CLEANING & DYE WORKS A "Paul' a ui Held Up ! For this space is right. When we 'heard the price Wthought those two Elks.' ! M h v. Were the ; uncaught De'Autremont Brothers.1 ' But We Will Makei It Up Selling high-class automobile repairing . THE MOTOR SHOP Fred Nelson "1 -.,.' ''') "BILL" : ' '. , It li ' x 1 1 J ' , We''irb fujTii8hing quality 'bread to hun dreds of satisfied EJks. every day. "We Make The Dough" There a'i bigger and better, Holes In Hirvi's Doughnuts j,:.i . 1. 1 . HIRVr BAKING CO. 1015 Main. v
