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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (Feb. 21, 1927)
Monday, Feb. 21, 1927. Everything Is Hotsy-Totsy! If you do break any plate glutta in your au- tomobile, we can fix it an good as new Plate Glass and Wind$hield$ fc, Electrically Polished Work ' BOB RYAN f i V 1315 Main .A "BILL" ' ' v , We wash everything but the kids Klamath Superior Laundry , Our Motto: Not only to obtain your patronage, but to gain your everlasting approval ! "Button For Sale" Owlug Co tho IIIucm of the Weather Mao There Will lie No Weather This Week HL'T whether thcre'e wealber or Whether ' tbara'i Nol CHAS. J. CIZEK 4 Merchant Tailor i ' . ... Sells Quality Suits ( Weather or Not If You Want To Be At Cheerful , As The Best People On Earth rBuy At- .' V HECTOR'S 5? . ; "The Fashion Center" j , 1 SPEAKING of TRANSPORTATION We hate to mention it account Elmer be ing on the Council but, ...We Sold More Shoe8 Last Year Than . Balsiger Did Fords . .... Our shoes are reliable get you there and . ' get you back comfortably. Bill , ' . ' N Gn HOUSTON . ' JESTER rriti'i.K flahhuh AT USK FOIITV-FIVK ( fly Frank Drlscul) "They bulb alooil on Ihu dour lap, And epread a lot of aalve; Hlis said, "I'vo bad a lovely llmo." Ho aald, "I bope you burn." Mo lunged to bold bcr In hla arms Rba'd loved blm for a ar; Out (bay aald goodnHghl and parted. Jul tu kap their cooecience clear. 1TKPLK Two of Iho dauc-era In (bo "Jaixland Rovae." PI KI'I.K FLAHHKH-. TOIMVH JOKKS Kalflckr want Into tha Uwanson barber ahop tha other day and am In tho chair. Jim tswaneon look ed at blm and aald: - "It aeema to ma that I have shaved you before, although I don't remember your face." Salflcky aald: "No, It'a all bealed up attain." I't'UPl.K FLAHIIKH 1LLP.OAL ADVH'F.. The Kdltor of "Tha Elks Dhow Uatoot," knowing the great men tal atraln attached to selecting birthday presents, appealed .o Kd. Vanulre, who submits these suggestions: rOll HIM A bottle of finger oil, to grease, the finger conveniently, ao ba can't pick up tha dinner checks. A very popular novelty with - the cake eatera. An ali'oatlik, ao flavored that It amolle arohollc. Can be ruu bed on Ilia llpa, giving an air of prosperity. Also good eax-uat to art Intoxicated. Hold-tipped cigarette with a I Id In k toothpick on the aide, al lowing one to pick hla teeth lu vlalbly In the beat of noddy. , Tube of capsicum. Tbla can be tubbed on the neck, before go ing to a dance to prevent tha preipiratlon from wilting the collar. A mualral handkerchief, doing away with the barab aounda while ualng It, giving, Inatcad aweet tonea with every blow. A mohair brush for rake eatera to brush the cruniljs off. A patent atoDpor for whiskey flasks, arranged ao you get a very thin flow of liquor, at tho name time giving the Impreaalon yon are drinking a lot and have tl capacity of a awamp hound. Muatarhe cup attached to tea cups. Very aanltary and preventa cbaflng In winter. FOH HJCIt llraaa-llned Russian boota. very good for carylng gold flah on a rainy day. Kubbcr halrneta. Won't break; merely atrrtcb when caught on the buttona of a gentleman's sleeve. 1'ateut allatbable eyolashe.1. Can'be uScd aa plna wbcu not be ing worn. Dinner . Issue. 80 ' arranged that only the left alae of the me. nu ran be aecn. the price list be ing invialblc, giving the eacort n 00 -60 'chance that ahe'll pick something cheap. A book of, favorite expressions aa uaed by Robert . Chambcre' berolnea. Very popular and much uaed. Enable the young thin to aay the proper thing at the proper time. A good gift to go along with tbla would bo a year'a subscription to Whli Bang. By reading tbla ahe can vary bei conversation with a few risque remarks at the proper place. A course In Italian for co-eds. In caae they ever meet Rudy Bandellno they can talk ao the ch!e Wop can understand them. White heads to paste on run ners In stockings, thus makln them look like arrows. Pl'KPLK FLASHES t aaaaaBBaaaaatHBjgagajMBjrjaaaga One of the Pouy Chorus lu "The Jazilaud Revue.". I'l HPI.K FLAMHKtt Bbell Monttllui "What would you aay to a game of bil liards?" Joel Ward "I don't care to play." Khell "Why don't you cure to pUy?" Joel "Hecauae when I see thregballs together I alwaya think of my overcoat." PIKPLK FLASH KH Ed. Moon aa thL Millionaire Hairdresser. Pl'KPLK H.AHHKS Ed Oeary "Going to have din ner anywhere tonight?" She (eagerly) "Why no, not that I know of." 1 Kd "Gee. you'll be awfully hungry by morning." Pl'KPl.K FLASH KM Mra. lr. St.-wart "Doctor." Doc "Vea, dear." . Mra. Dr. Stewart "Who 1s this Violet Hay you are always talk ing about?" The Hula Hulk Dancer Id "The Kiiklmo Baby Revue." I'l RPI.K FL.ISHKN ' ' ' OY THK lttKTLAXH TltAI V Porter Shall I brnsh you off? Andy Collier No; I'll atep olf In the usual manner. I'l RPLK FLASHES Take a "Buck" and go to "Pur ple Flashes." You'll get many a laugh from "Purple Flashes." Pl'KPl.K FLASHES ' Mrs. Doc. Powell Can you let me have a little money my dear? Doc Why certainly, about how little? , MR. and MRS. "BILL" - We Hope you will see "Purple Flashes" ; and , ' when the curtain's on the big show and the jokes are laid to rest just remember we do automobile repairing, and our sen-ice is ' - better TEMPLAR MOTOR CO. ; 41th & Klamath;' ' Nothing For The Babies! . Not Much "For Ladies! But EVERYTHING For Men! Mcdonald's 617 MAIN Billiards' Pool Smokes Legal Drinks CANADA DRY A SPECIALTY We can wrap it up so your friends won't recognize it "BILL" Of all the "Bills" who have given aid, To Make this show a wonder; There's none so fair, none can compare, None carries as much thunder; None makes them stand upon their feet And cheer, and yell, and holler, As the one we paid for this ad, That old BiU"-wtwenty Dollars" AMERICAN NATIONAL BANK Elks' Meat IS OUR SPECIALTY We are delivering to satisfied Elks every Day. Our , steaks are as tender as a woman's heart. . P. S. We mean "some women's" ' GET THE HABIT OF PHONING 6 8 KLAMATH PACKING CO'S PALACE MARKET More Power To You Don't Miss "Purple Flashes" at the Pine Tree FEBRUARY 24th and 25th a.t The California Oregon Power Company OFFICES. Medford. Grants Pass. Roseburg. Klamath Falls-Oregon uSic i , Yreka. Dunsmulr-Callfornla Your Partners In Progress v.
