Monday, Feb. 21, 1927.
Everything Is Hotsy-Totsy!
If you do break any plate glutta in your au-
tomobile, we can fix it an good as new
Plate Glass and Wind$hield$
fc, Electrically Polished Work
' BOB RYAN f
i V 1315 Main
.A
"BILL" ' ' v ,
We wash everything but the kids
Klamath Superior Laundry
, Our Motto:
Not only to obtain your patronage,
but to gain your everlasting
approval
! "Button For Sale"
Owlug Co tho IIIucm of the Weather Mao There
Will lie No Weather This Week
HL'T whether thcre'e wealber or Whether ' tbara'i
Nol
CHAS. J. CIZEK
4 Merchant Tailor
i ' . ...
Sells Quality Suits (
Weather or Not
If You Want To Be At Cheerful
, As The
Best People On Earth
rBuy At- .'
V HECTOR'S 5?
. ; "The Fashion Center" j , 1
SPEAKING of
TRANSPORTATION
We hate to mention it account Elmer be
ing on the Council but,
...We Sold More Shoe8 Last Year Than .
Balsiger Did Fords . ....
Our shoes are reliable get you there and
. ' get you back comfortably.
Bill , ' . ' N Gn
HOUSTON . ' JESTER
rriti'i.K flahhuh
AT USK FOIITV-FIVK
( fly Frank Drlscul)
"They bulb alooil on Ihu dour
lap,
And epread a lot of aalve;
Hlis said, "I'vo bad a lovely
llmo."
Ho aald, "I bope you burn."
Mo lunged to bold bcr In hla
arms
Rba'd loved blm for a ar;
Out (bay aald goodnHghl and
parted.
Jul tu kap their cooecience
clear.
1TKPLK
Two of Iho dauc-era In (bo
"Jaixland Rovae."
PI KI'I.K FLAHHKH-.
TOIMVH JOKKS
Kalflckr want Into tha Uwanson
barber ahop tha other day and am
In tho chair. Jim tswaneon look
ed at blm and aald: -
"It aeema to ma that I have
shaved you before, although I
don't remember your face."
Salflcky aald: "No, It'a all
bealed up attain."
I't'UPl.K FLAHIIKH
1LLP.OAL ADVH'F..
The Kdltor of "Tha Elks Dhow
Uatoot," knowing the great men
tal atraln attached to selecting
birthday presents, appealed .o
Kd. Vanulre, who submits these
suggestions:
rOll HIM
A bottle of finger oil, to grease,
the finger conveniently, ao ba
can't pick up tha dinner checks.
A very popular novelty with - the
cake eatera.
An ali'oatlik, ao flavored that
It amolle arohollc. Can be ruu
bed on Ilia llpa, giving an air of
prosperity. Also good eax-uat
to art Intoxicated.
Hold-tipped cigarette with a
I Id In k toothpick on the aide, al
lowing one to pick hla teeth lu
vlalbly In the beat of noddy.
, Tube of capsicum. Tbla can
be tubbed on the neck, before go
ing to a dance to prevent tha
preipiratlon from wilting the
collar.
A mualral handkerchief, doing
away with the barab aounda while
ualng It, giving, Inatcad aweet
tonea with every blow.
A mohair brush for rake eatera
to brush the cruniljs off.
A patent atoDpor for whiskey
flasks, arranged ao you get a very
thin flow of liquor, at tho name
time giving the Impreaalon yon
are drinking a lot and have tl
capacity of a awamp hound.
Muatarhe cup attached to tea
cups. Very aanltary and preventa
cbaflng In winter.
FOH HJCIt
llraaa-llned Russian boota. very
good for carylng gold flah on a
rainy day.
Kubbcr halrneta. Won't break;
merely atrrtcb when caught on
the buttona of a gentleman's
sleeve.
1'ateut allatbable eyolashe.1.
Can'be uScd aa plna wbcu not be
ing worn.
Dinner . Issue. 80 ' arranged
that only the left alae of the me.
nu ran be aecn. the price list be
ing invialblc, giving the eacort n
00 -60 'chance that ahe'll pick
something cheap.
A book of, favorite expressions
aa uaed by Robert . Chambcre'
berolnea. Very popular and much
uaed. Enable the young thin
to aay the proper thing at the
proper time. A good gift to go
along with tbla would bo a year'a
subscription to Whli Bang. By
reading tbla ahe can vary bei
conversation with a few risque
remarks at the proper place.
A course In Italian for co-eds.
In caae they ever meet Rudy
Bandellno they can talk ao the
ch!e Wop can understand them.
White heads to paste on run
ners In stockings, thus makln
them look like arrows.
Pl'KPLK FLASHES
t aaaaaBBaaaaatHBjgagajMBjrjaaaga
One of the Pouy Chorus lu "The
Jazilaud Revue.".
I'l HPI.K FLAMHKtt
Bbell Monttllui "What
would you aay to a game of bil
liards?" Joel Ward "I don't care to
play."
Khell "Why don't you cure to
pUy?"
Joel "Hecauae when I see
thregballs together I alwaya
think of my overcoat."
PIKPLK FLASH KH
Ed. Moon aa thL Millionaire
Hairdresser.
Pl'KPLK H.AHHKS
Ed Oeary "Going to have din
ner anywhere tonight?"
She (eagerly) "Why no, not
that I know of." 1
Kd "Gee. you'll be awfully
hungry by morning."
Pl'KPl.K FLASH KM
Mra. lr. St.-wart "Doctor."
Doc "Vea, dear."
. Mra. Dr. Stewart "Who 1s this
Violet Hay you are always talk
ing about?"
The Hula Hulk Dancer Id "The
Kiiklmo Baby Revue."
I'l RPI.K FL.ISHKN ' '
' OY THK lttKTLAXH TltAI V
Porter Shall I brnsh you off?
Andy Collier No; I'll atep olf
In the usual manner.
I'l RPLK FLASHES
Take a
"Buck" and go to "Pur
ple Flashes."
You'll get many a laugh from
"Purple Flashes."
Pl'KPl.K FLASHES
' Mrs. Doc. Powell Can you let
me have a little money my dear?
Doc Why certainly, about
how little?
, MR. and MRS. "BILL"
- We Hope you will see "Purple Flashes" ;
and , '
when the curtain's on the big show and the jokes are laid to rest
just remember we do automobile repairing, and our sen-ice is
' - better
TEMPLAR MOTOR CO. ;
41th & Klamath;'
' Nothing For The Babies! .
Not Much "For Ladies!
But EVERYTHING For Men!
Mcdonald's
617 MAIN
Billiards' Pool Smokes Legal Drinks
CANADA DRY A SPECIALTY
We can wrap it up so your friends won't recognize it
"BILL"
Of all the "Bills" who have given aid,
To Make this show a wonder;
There's none so fair, none can compare,
None carries as much thunder;
None makes them stand upon their feet
And cheer, and yell, and holler,
As the one we paid for this ad,
That old BiU"-wtwenty Dollars"
AMERICAN NATIONAL BANK
Elks' Meat
IS OUR SPECIALTY
We are delivering to satisfied Elks every Day. Our ,
steaks are as tender as a woman's heart.
. P. S. We mean "some women's"
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