Pflge Six
THE ELKS SHOW GAZOOT
' '.Monday, FeK 21, 1027. '
"BILL".
Hall Hotel
A good hotel next to Johnson's and Hous
ton's office. ,
A good annex a blcrk away if guests
object to that.
No Objections To Elks
Am One Myself
A
E. B. HALL, Proprietor
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Merely A Suggestion
When you "Bills" wish to do something
"on the quiet" ' '
Get a silent Willys-Night
They are good cars for naughty Elks.
Overland-Knight Sales Co.
4th & Klamath Ave. Phone 899
He should have come to us to get
"LIT-UP"
Link River Electric Co.
Broadcasting
Radio , Station
"B. P. 0. r
BALDWIN, ANNOUNCING
Come in and we will sell you the "Radio
. , , Bug," which is far superior to the well
known "Cootie."
Atwater-Kent
BALDWIN HARDWARE
P. S. We also sell a few other trifles like
4 hardware, paints, tools, etc.
We are purveyors of drugs and flea powder
Cyanide for the Elk Show Actors
AND , REMEMBER ..... ......
No matter how. timet are, our, business always '
- "STATIONERY" ' ; -
Pens To Write - ' V Baoks.ToRead
UNDERWOOD'S PHARMACY
PHONE 3 7 FOR BETTER SERVICE
TIIK KK.MOUSK lt.NO..j I'l UIM.fc rIASIILS
. VI :.S1U. AMI ANSWUIS
A Tali- of Two Wuiul'U lu Three I leur . Edl'.or: Should a fellow
Iuuihiso tu n Kin tin hit, kuees?.
Ti.M Malurkey.
1-mrln.
Uy Wlllium Tluis.
Sl'KXK 1.
Tin- ulil Klrl 1 lu a dllapldal
ed bunk uu the tlilril Hour of tliv
A-I ItMlclnR bouse. She wj hear I
It llC lltHKU'l Hit Sill KHUUllI (111
ff. -- KdUor.
it isn.K n. sn us
Di-ur .Mr. Killtor: A t-ertulu
has btn tultuwutK me (rum nluee
lu dIscm fur ihi iiftHl tWA week
Death's door! In fuel she wu next TUnl h vrry oruUini, lo me nr..
POTTERY
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
To get a poor Elk a drink. 1 . ' -When
she got there, &ecupoard wabare.
Her husband was wise to that gink. ' . '
Soma Sho!
ITKPLK FLASH KS
Judges Barnes "What is the
chance against the lady?"
j Bill Duncan "Running about
( the street costumed as Septem
ber Morn, your honor."
Barnes "Thirty days hath
September!" ,
I'lKPLK r'LASHKS
Llndsey Sisemore from up Korl
- Klamatb way. said he'd be
down for the shaw and in
vited the gang up his way
' fishing.
i'l'KI'LK FLASH KS '
Loo Craft "Did yon get that
Orllow's number?"
"Shorty" Koster "No, hi: w-i
going too fast'y.
Shorty -"Say, that was a fine
looking dame he bad In the car."
Lee Craft "Wasn't she:"
PttttH.K HLANHKM
EvereM Ceary "bid you have
a good time last night?" '
Paul Pouter "1 spent acvon
leen dollars and when I said
good night she railed me. Mister."
It'll PI
FLASH l-
.Mrs. 8. P. .Miller We must at
;a nurse for the baby.
! S. P. A nurse? What we need
lis a llixlil watchman?
ITItPLfi IXASHFS
Some prominent people will at
tend Purple Flashes
door. Hit breuthing was a a
I wish you would tvll mo whu to
do tu stop Uor from
me. Iit llrlwnll. ,
Lot her in Kb up tu you.
follow lug
-Killtor.
pi ni'i.i; kl.sh
wheels She wus thn- near gone.
One could see by her ehtsel-llko
visage that she had been educat
ed. o.S't a wrinkle creased her dla
sipated features: only by hjr
glassy tare could one tell that Art l.cuvltt "Well, dear If
she had shimmied Jelly-like over janytlUu goes wroug 1 will al
ine noor oi lime. i ways bee ali o to kD tho wolf
The room' was as bare aa h Jaway from tbo dour by singing."
old girl's life had been dark. A
crumb of bread leined laslly
against an empty glass streaked
with the remnants of a month
old contents of cream. On the
floor there was nothing but
scrunched cigarette snipes, mak
ing the carpet a rich Turkish mix
ture. Outside all was quiet but
for the ocoaaionfcl passing of the
patrol wagon.
"Minnie "There Isn't the
slightest doubt of that, dear.'
I'l'RPl.K PI.AHHKH
(Uy U, K. Huffy)
When I 11: sl saw her In a
crowded street car. I was attract
ed by her tie iii ty which caught
i my eye. fur she only had on a
ithin klmona which she held
daintily aboro her beautifully
SCENE II ' " ' formed limbs attired lu the mo-it
Suddenly whirling "When Jhe alluring nilk at oi kings. I well
Suu Sets ia the Old Town." the remember her In that trolley car.
aud she didn't even blush, nor did
she hide her face In humiliation.
She was only a hosiery ad.
IH. KPLK FLASH KH
"lUKTKY" XI VIOI.KNT AT
TH.1T
llivrb Berry's girl la tall and
slender. !
My girl is fat and slow;
Herb's girl wears silks nud
; sillus
My girl weurs calico.
Herb's girl le swift and speedy,
My girl's demure and good.
Do you think I would swap for
,., Herb's girl?
You damn weil know I
, 1 would. -J.. J. Miller
. . PI KPLK FLASHES ,
; ITtriMi IIKill PRICKS
Jim Lytic "How much are
your eggs per doien?"
H. II. Jenkins "Wftjr cents n
hose th- old girl brought forth """ n ",r ",c ' ru' l,c" "n
a fray- d und . murli-failed bln j ' " " ,,,r K""u
hunk. Hlqwly xhe sllliml lu ll it iilonp- ,v t
and handed it lo Kale. I J" Lytic "Well, crack me a
"I!, id." iie g ircl. d. "Tli.- ..nil i',,I"n "' ,t"' 'Khty--nl kind."
.Is n.c.r." Kale atn.,i.e. chewing Pl ltl'LK FLASIIKS
and read In a shrill voire; ; - Mr. Kdilor: Jf I invite girl
daughter pounded Into the death
chamber. She would hare slam
med the dooh hut there was none.
The surferer wheeled a sigh of re
lief. She had evidently expected
the newcomer. Propping herself
up on ft sharp elbow, she spake
In a hard rides voice:
"Kate." I gdttj -tell yon nil IB"
secrc: of my lire.' I'm about 4o
nuke my eight o'clock." Willi a
scrawny band she pointed to the
left hand corner of "the room.
"Lift the board ' up,, Knte, and
bring the stocking.". -
This done, she took It tenderly
in ber hand and stroked its sheeny
texture. Tears of salt Ml upon
it. She seemed to lie living that
moment In Ibu past.
"It's a thing of years ago. Kate.
See the roll at the lop. Thai's the
way queens wore 'em then.
Kate gasped with surprise hut
enme buck. From the toe of tho
J. F. Mcevwire an sen. Cnarlca.
TUU rare, photograph, was
taken XO years ago and es
pecially reproduced for this
paper. Extra copies avail,
able at .13. S3. ,,,
PI KPLK FL.1SHKS
WILLING TO OW.K.F..
One day while Herb ilauger
I was out In the suburbs in hi
automublle he discovered that no
needed sows lubricating oil for
his engine. He drove up to a farm
house where tunall boy wus
playing. ' ' " !
"Son." be called, "run 'in and
ask your mother f she has any
lubricating oil or castor oil will
do. if she has that."
The boy returned. '"" I
"Ma hain't got no castor oil ori
not h In' but she slid If you would!
wall e 'few mtsutes she would)
Ox. up a duac of salt." - - ;
Pl'HPLK FI.ANHKS-
".ly or.-n swevt loiilb: I have
to the Iheater, send her flowe
no" t:i'i-. in bid yen gotHlliyn. Our! u " ""' ,I,UI
llllli- I.,ve nffair milt 'ileereaim. h"r lo ""I'l'" nfler the plliy.
(Jive me back my pin. I love uu-! 1 h"r K''oilnlghl?
other.
Yours Has lleen.
. Syi'IHT.
WKNK HI
The old girl was now bin ly
limthlng. The end was in sight
Harry Messncr
No, you i liunip. Ynu'vo done
'Hough fur her. Kdilor.
PUtPLK I'LASHKS
Judge ' Leuvltt Well, bom's
I HOW, old iwiin!"
I 1 il.rHn II I. V..- 1 '..
U-U-U-Wt.. I .. ,.l... l. .......... IICIU .
" " m mi, ( iirtll- I,.. ,1...
co-ed years ago." she murmured. !.',
i luieu mm. lie uiu Die uiri, I
have nothing but my education
left. Co back to him and give him
back his pin."
She handed Kate a Star chew
ing tobacco tag. and with a final
gucgle passed Into a land forever
as fresh as (lew on a thistle.
great problem Is
PIKPLK FLASH KS .
"C. C. Keller. "My wife told
me to get a camisole or a rss
sorole, I don't know which'
H. N. Moe,"Well. what kind
of a chicken do you wuul to
put into It?"
Dill Dulsell was out walking
one day with bis lltle grand
daughter when they happened tu
pass a colored woman and thn
following conversation touK
place: .".
(iranddanghlor Hay. grand
dad, why did that colored wo
mun black ber face? . .
. Dili Why. that's bur Malum
color, she Isn't blacked a! all.
tiranddaughlcr Is aha , black
like that ill over?
Bill Why. yes.
Crandduughlc r (iosh gruml
dad. yon know everything, don't
you?
Pl ltPLK FLASH KM .
Judge ilvltt "Why docs a ill
vurco suit remind you of a ruin nl
llgerle?"
Htono "I" bite." J
Jildgn Leavitt "It's the rip
ping of a romblnu Inn."
Pt'HPLK FLASH KH
Ihwr Kdilor: Snuin lime nnl
ht'camn engngid to a benutlful
yonug lady. I liavo Junt learned
Hurt she has a wooded leg. Should
I brink It off? Ott Lorerii. '
How did you find out about
the wooden leg? It Is a knotty
problem. Kdltor.
' L-S-I'ltPl.K FI.ASHKH '
FASHION FOl'XIl WANTIXfj
Charley Miller Lost yor mam
my 'ave ycr? Why didn't yon
kep hold of her skirt?"
' Little Hoy "I cou-cou-could-n't
resch It."
ToIjOQ;O0
WILL BUY t AN
i ii
ESSEX, COACH
And You Will Have Left
$9,105.00
ACME MOTOR CO.
HUDSON-ESSEX-CADILLAC
'I y 'A
You'll get a "kick" out of the '
' ( ' Service of , , . . ' 'j,
A. F. GRAHAM .
' . BUILDER t
Boosting .Elkdom '
"BILL" - ,
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Tlie Blue bird
Is Open and You Can Commence
Eating . Regularly ; Again
We hope Francis Olds' new decorations
, won't spoil your appetite. ,
Just a few doors away from where we "
used to be.
"Sweets and Eats"
Jiminey Crickets
The Question Is .
When are you going to send that old suit
or dress over so we can make it look like
new. i
KLAMATH CLEANING
& DYE WORKS
A "Paul'
a ui
Held Up !
For this space is right.
When we 'heard the price
Wthought those two Elks.' ! M h
v. Were the ; uncaught De'Autremont
Brothers.1 '
But We Will Makei It Up
Selling high-class automobile repairing .
THE MOTOR SHOP
Fred Nelson
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"BILL" : '
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We''irb fujTii8hing quality 'bread to hun
dreds of satisfied EJks. every day.
"We Make The Dough"
There a'i bigger and better, Holes In
Hirvi's Doughnuts
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HIRVr BAKING CO.
1015 Main.
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