Image provided by: University of Oregon Libraries; Eugene, OR
About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (Feb. 21, 1927)
y Monday, Feb. 21. 1927. THE ELKS-StfOW OAZOOT- Some Hot Dope On Advertising! When a goose lays an egg rhe junt waddles off as if she was ashamed of it be cause she is a goose. When a hen lays an egg Ah! She calls Heaven and earth to witness it. The hen is a natural born advertiser. Hence the demand for hen's eggs ex ceeds the demand for, goose eggs. ." t. t SO WE SHOUT "BROWNSVILLE SUITS" Brownsville, Woolen Mills Store 5TH & MAIN STS. The Quality Store "The New Thing. Firtt" Fifth and Main ' . Klamath Fall. A DEPARTMENT STORE ' OF QUALITY CATERING TO THE DESIRES 'OF WOMEN OF DISCRIMINATION AND NOT FORGET TING THE MEN. AND HERE'S TO. THE 'SUCCESS OF "PURPLE FLASHES." . It I i ' ' . I : :r . ' , . - "BILL" Do we oil 'cm and gas 'em We'll tell the whole cockeyed world we do. Our Gas is over'Vi0'. l'v ' Oil shows 37';;,, Banana. This is a Good lilks GiazingGround TEED & NETSCHELM Monarch Service Station "BILL" Even if the Hijacking committee of the Gaisoot stuck UJs ncven and a half bucks for this ad, US am going to keep on selling honest groceries and meats at honest prices H.H, JENKINS, , FRANK KEMP Lincoln Grocery and Market 238 Main Street Klamath Falls i .Mlwt KlinaJriiimn u Mr. KrunV Puller, (he 'Kerrle Wheel" lady. I'l HVIK I J. iMlKtf ' IM.HKV WSWFIt. . U.'X I 1'rlurto had Just to un do me end had his firm meeting with the iii'W nurse. bo was re markably pretty. "She's ao sensible anil silepil flr. Inn," uric I'd the fond mo'licr. "nml auya aliv "III allow no mm io bum ino uuuy wuiie sue a near. No one would wanl lo." re oiled flex. "hlle she's near." And the nurse was discharged. 11 Itl'I.K tXASIIKH 10011 1 ,11 UK lit 111 "Piirnl Plashes" I'l KI'I.K VI.AMIKS . , ' TIIK K.l.k S MlNNTIttrXM I'lark "Wlm I. It Mr In. terlorutor. that liaa to' legs and files all aroantiT Kd "A dead tioiw, Mr. Inlor lotulor." . ri uri.i: ri,.siu;s Jno. Mnrlln You look ! enough lo ml. IVoi'lira I do nil; where ahull we go? I'l l'1'LN PI.A8II KX "BILL!" The most exquisite pleasure on earth is to Bcratch the place that" itches! The next most exquisite pleasure is the satisfaction you derive from the service of the s Rickard Auto Service ' aaOLaC santa iiana nrki:niii IHAMOMIH I'mliliM)' tim 'Mih.i WuiHtarfal t'liwli uh ll.' Mwrki-l A illt Icctng, irgrHni, (Jillivniiting ' ;liiy or ir-Kurioua I'lgniriiis Kh tI l un'oTi ll 'Km from riioiiiiHi, . T Tin- din-ouTy if thine woliiler ful gems wuH purely urcldeiit.il Jolin r'uriH'll,' a iiilmT, prospri t InK for (sold 1n lionaiDia dlxtVii't. rau IiIh pli'k Into koiiio hard'anb HiHnr. liivfMtta'on proved ' It lo bo a Hi-tll ol hwr, pmhalily hiip.nl aKin UK" by lh liluod lliitniy Indian, now i-x(lml Judiio of lliu Kood mau'a lijlo.l- Ulimi'UI nflor p'yiim off (he )i rlrt-d fonm lo find thv liiiuld'liad (ryH'.aMUrd tnio i'unkvrino ilia- mull ill. In Ilia Rllllfrinn ntliMt r.a a mop n'liowln wlii-re ijlliei ki'llli' of btwr. full pt diamondn wrra loi-ald. Y, KraHxInx tli valuo Of tit lt d i - envery. we linmfdiatfljr orinlttfl a alork compairy. rapltnllzcd It at S.uou.Ooo.OOO and bought all that iiTrllory. We ar now prepared io Mnd riiiikerlno to all aoolmy mutrona who keep their fal !lr nioilda In hoik for ft-ar of lmr Blira and buy wine wl'h ihe.ioea- ay. Send u 4 i-enu lo p.'y 001J nKfi and we will aend you a beau tiful :80-rarat I'nnkarlno ' dia mond, aet in hand-rrv;-d r e- tal. If you like It, i. :ul u "1 a woek for tw o enra. or If on '-e-for you can nhip u the cauli i'u A. IMui's Kxpreiw. Itemerobvr I lil uiamilfiei'nt offur only hold, KihI tor H6 yearn. Addrem all roininniilialiont-ti SANTA HANANNA ITNKKKIN" HISTI1.I.INO & MALT fO. Orrlie: Next door to tho Con nuinera Co on Kirat alruot. . Tronaurer O. W. Kobertaon Jnnllor Ur. B. U. Juhnsou President .'.j.... .....Jock Slider Snli-H MiuinxiT ... l.oula K. Poit.' I'l It I'l. K KI-ASIIr-- f Kdilor: I met a youuif lady in (ho revolving door of a depart ment atore recently and i ud- nblo to make her arqualnlanco. What abould I have done? (ilen Purker. You abould lluve aliirted to Ko aroijtid with hrr.--Kdilor. PIRPI.K 1XASIIKS Al Sloan rtiHhed Into tho dull room "Huh anyone dropped roll of billH with a rn liber elanlic around them?" Yea, I have," hollered every body In I he plnro. Well." replied Al calmly.'"! hltvn JuhI pleked lip tile elilntie.'' A OltltKM'OMlKM K SCIKMII. KUt V(M (i AMI Ol.ll Al.lkK. iCiindui'ted by Dr. Lamb) ' Why pay from 3 to G a Hi k for medical advlco and ultvndance when wd can keep you Kiieanin. iuat al well by means of our uierllral branch of thia Correspou-deiuj-e School? 1 ' ' All yon have to do la to fill-out the blank below. Blip lu a new crinkly l.'.o bill and aend in ' a stamped and addremrd envelope to Dr. K. I). ImuiU, Klamath FulU Ore. Hi your appetite Rood when you are hunRry?- ; la your heariHK as good In a boil er factory as it fa In a deaf and dumb aaylnm? : If not. why no?-. Can you eat anything or doea the silverware disagree with you?., Are you troubled with cold fee: J Who? , IK) you hare point In your bead when your head aches? y ran you explain this? no you take exercise In the sum mer or In the country? Doea your heart palpitate when you fall down stairs? : the Joints trouble you, and 'f ao, why frequent them? When you laugh doea your tare hurt you more than those who look at you? Do you drink or is i!t natural du llness that makes you walk so? .... Are you easily allocked, or do you . putronlie musical comedies? .. Are your cheeks as red In' th ' 'morning as they arc nt the opera? Hnvo you any other rcutrlcilioa besides your liusliau ur wifu? I I KI'I.K FLASHED ' Ilridget left Ireland with' an excellent letter of reronunenda tlon from her lust mistress, but on tho way over the letlor fell Into tho aea and was lost. Not knowing how to find work with out a recommendation ah appMctl to a friend to write one tor her. ho irnve her the following: 1 "Ilridget Fluhcrty had a good reputation when she left Ireland, but sho lost It on the way over." , Jack McAullfte. PI RI'I.K FLASHKS ' Klmer llalslger Don't you think that girl over there dresses bi'iiutifiilly? I,owio Mcf'lurc Can't say. There's a tree between our hous- 0K. Pony Girls In one of the Revues. . PIRPLK FLASHES- ' I.KT VOIR HOVH CIIARACTEU EXPAND . By "Purity" Tom Walter Is your son's ' moral growth stunted by undesirable contacts? Is his soul cramped? ' Let ns take hrm In hand. We offer hint splendid equipment. food, rest, air, plenty of air; a school overlooking lovely ' sur roundings, overlooking much that would help him. No cigarettes, no liquor, no dancing, no carda, ao girls, no slang, no pool, no skepticism, no temptation. ' Our institution, shut off from the vul gar world, Is a tavern, a moral vacuum offering no resistance to growth. Let your boy come here to flower In comfort, ' security and grace. , THR (.HEY llOVtiE 'Salem,' Oregon ' Under mate BnperrlBlon' ! PI RI'I.K FLASH John Houston, as Juek Temple, T-'-"v.j0 cheurfU iittt, , PlllPl.K FLASHES - ,"T)ie- CJIrls of Sly Dreama Kevu e" .Mrs her G. U Baxter lu training for heavy scenes In "Purple Flashes. ,, Pl'RPLE FLASHES WIIV BILL HOFSTON TIRXEO TALK Air. Hill 'Houston t got yoir letter about my account. Please be paient. I will pay you, but It this was tho Judgment day and you was no more prepared to meet your (iod than I am to meet your bill, you would auro go to Hell. Goodbye. ' (Signed) E. B. Ashurat. n IULB FU1SUES Harry .Messuer as Wigsoo. who knows all the family aerrels Be Patriotic! i -j - I t ' ' !1 I. 1 READ ONE-READ ALL The Big Basin Lumber Company will feel well repaid for the price of this ad if they can instill that spark in your breast. How many people know that when Lee surrendered at Appoma tox Court House he was handsomely attired in full uniform and wore a sword (big one), while Grant had nothing on but a ragged old Union, suit? t ' Kr9W YOUR STUFF (PARDON COUNTRY) BIG BASIN LUMBER CO. . i CARS MAY COME CARS MAY GOi j f BUT THE FORD ROLLS ON FOREVER K BUY A FORD AND SPEND THE DIFFERENCE FOR REPAIRS IF YOU CAN'T TAME , A . FORD BUY A, LINCOLN BALSIGER MOTOR CO. "BILL"- Many a Watch Gets Soaked Without ' Getting-Wet i ., ,';' . GLOVER'S JEWELRY STORE PURPLE' FLASHES " V BLUE FLASHES RED FLASHES , Radiate From Perfect ' r f DIAMONDS Distinct! viduality! , V Is "Some Word But it 'does not contain half the story of quality and service contained in the name of the f QUALITY SHOE SHOP lProp;: MSi'Biden.' - -Expert Shoe Repairing NEW LOCATION ; 1 119 4th Street v slip 111 MAIM ST. TWO STOKES 023 MAIN 8T. TWO MARKETS A POME Right here's Ibtt storo with goods . galore, From sit u r clear beans; We carry ererythlim in Mock From eggs and fruits to greens. Our Roods in caos are high grade brands, ' We have the - beet en earth. Select from stock that none can knock. And get your money's yorth.
