y Monday, Feb. 21. 1927.
THE ELKS-StfOW OAZOOT-
Some Hot Dope On
Advertising!
When a goose lays an egg rhe junt waddles off as if she was ashamed of it be
cause she is a goose. When a hen lays an egg Ah! She calls Heaven and earth to
witness it. The hen is a natural born advertiser. Hence the demand for hen's eggs ex
ceeds the demand for, goose eggs. ."
t. t SO WE SHOUT "BROWNSVILLE SUITS"
Brownsville, Woolen Mills Store
5TH & MAIN STS.
The Quality Store
"The New Thing. Firtt"
Fifth and Main ' . Klamath Fall.
A DEPARTMENT
STORE ' OF QUALITY
CATERING TO THE
DESIRES 'OF WOMEN
OF DISCRIMINATION
AND NOT FORGET
TING THE MEN.
AND HERE'S TO. THE
'SUCCESS OF "PURPLE
FLASHES." .
It I i ' '
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"BILL"
Do we oil 'cm and gas 'em We'll tell
the whole cockeyed world we do.
Our Gas is over'Vi0'. l'v
' Oil shows 37';;,, Banana.
This is a Good lilks GiazingGround
TEED & NETSCHELM
Monarch Service Station
"BILL"
Even if the Hijacking committee of the
Gaisoot stuck UJs ncven and a half bucks
for this ad, US am going to keep on selling
honest groceries and meats at honest prices
H.H, JENKINS, , FRANK KEMP
Lincoln Grocery and Market
238 Main Street
Klamath Falls
i
.Mlwt KlinaJriiimn u Mr. KrunV
Puller, (he 'Kerrle Wheel" lady.
I'l HVIK I J. iMlKtf '
IM.HKV WSWFIt.
. U.'X I 1'rlurto had Just to un
do me end had his firm meeting
with the iii'W nurse. bo was re
markably pretty.
"She's ao sensible anil silepil
flr. Inn," uric I'd the fond mo'licr.
"nml auya aliv "III allow no mm
io bum ino uuuy wuiie sue a
near.
No one would wanl lo." re
oiled flex. "hlle she's near."
And the nurse was discharged.
11 Itl'I.K tXASIIKH
10011 1 ,11 UK lit 111 "Piirnl Plashes"
I'l KI'I.K VI.AMIKS . ,
' TIIK K.l.k S MlNNTIttrXM
I'lark "Wlm I. It Mr In.
terlorutor. that liaa to' legs and
files all aroantiT
Kd "A dead tioiw, Mr. Inlor
lotulor." .
ri uri.i: ri,.siu;s
Jno. Mnrlln You look !
enough lo ml.
IVoi'lira I do nil; where ahull
we go?
I'l l'1'LN PI.A8II KX
"BILL!"
The most exquisite pleasure on earth is to
Bcratch the place that" itches! The next
most exquisite pleasure is the satisfaction
you derive from the service of the
s
Rickard Auto Service '
aaOLaC
santa iiana nrki:niii
IHAMOMIH
I'mliliM)' tim 'Mih.i WuiHtarfal
t'liwli uh ll.' Mwrki-l A illt
Icctng, irgrHni, (Jillivniiting
' ;liiy or ir-Kurioua I'lgniriiis
Kh tI l un'oTi ll 'Km from
riioiiiiHi,
. T
Tin- din-ouTy if thine woliiler
ful gems wuH purely urcldeiit.il
Jolin r'uriH'll,' a iiilmT, prospri t
InK for (sold 1n lionaiDia dlxtVii't.
rau IiIh pli'k Into koiiio hard'anb
HiHnr. liivfMtta'on proved ' It
lo bo a Hi-tll ol hwr, pmhalily
hiip.nl aKin UK" by lh liluod
lliitniy Indian, now i-x(lml
Judiio of lliu Kood mau'a lijlo.l-
Ulimi'UI nflor p'yiim off (he )i
rlrt-d fonm lo find thv liiiuld'liad
(ryH'.aMUrd tnio i'unkvrino ilia-
mull ill. In Ilia Rllllfrinn ntliMt
r.a a mop n'liowln wlii-re ijlliei
ki'llli' of btwr. full pt diamondn
wrra loi-ald. Y,
KraHxInx tli valuo Of tit lt d i -
envery. we linmfdiatfljr orinlttfl
a alork compairy. rapltnllzcd It at
S.uou.Ooo.OOO and bought all that
iiTrllory. We ar now prepared
io Mnd riiiikerlno to all aoolmy
mutrona who keep their fal !lr
nioilda In hoik for ft-ar of lmr
Blira and buy wine wl'h ihe.ioea-
ay. Send u 4 i-enu lo p.'y 001J
nKfi and we will aend you a beau
tiful :80-rarat I'nnkarlno ' dia
mond, aet in hand-rrv;-d r e-
tal. If you like It, i. :ul u "1 a
woek for tw o enra. or If on '-e-for
you can nhip u the cauli i'u
A. IMui's Kxpreiw. Itemerobvr
I lil uiamilfiei'nt offur only hold,
KihI tor H6 yearn.
Addrem all roininniilialiont-ti
SANTA HANANNA ITNKKKIN"
HISTI1.I.INO & MALT fO.
Orrlie: Next door to tho Con
nuinera Co on Kirat alruot. .
Tronaurer O. W. Kobertaon
Jnnllor Ur. B. U. Juhnsou
President .'.j.... .....Jock Slider
Snli-H MiuinxiT ... l.oula K. Poit.'
I'l It I'l. K KI-ASIIr-- f
Kdilor: I met a youuif lady in
(ho revolving door of a depart
ment atore recently and i ud-
nblo to make her arqualnlanco.
What abould I have done?
(ilen Purker.
You abould lluve aliirted to Ko
aroijtid with hrr.--Kdilor.
PIRPI.K 1XASIIKS
Al Sloan rtiHhed Into tho dull
room "Huh anyone dropped
roll of billH with a rn liber elanlic
around them?"
Yea, I have," hollered every
body In I he plnro.
Well." replied Al calmly.'"!
hltvn JuhI pleked lip tile elilntie.''
A OltltKM'OMlKM K SCIKMII.
KUt V(M (i AMI Ol.ll Al.lkK.
iCiindui'ted by Dr. Lamb) '
Why pay from 3 to G a Hi k
for medical advlco and ultvndance
when wd can keep you Kiieanin.
iuat al well by means of our
uierllral branch of thia Correspou-deiuj-e
School? 1 '
' All yon have to do la to fill-out
the blank below. Blip lu a new
crinkly l.'.o bill and aend in ' a
stamped and addremrd envelope
to Dr. K. I). ImuiU, Klamath FulU
Ore.
Hi your appetite Rood when you
are hunRry?- ;
la your heariHK as good In a boil
er factory as it fa In a deaf and
dumb aaylnm? :
If not. why no?-.
Can you eat anything or doea the
silverware disagree with you?.,
Are you troubled with cold fee: J
Who? ,
IK) you hare point In your bead
when your head aches? y
ran you explain this?
no you take exercise In the sum
mer or In the country?
Doea your heart palpitate when
you fall down stairs?
: the Joints trouble you, and 'f
ao, why frequent them?
When you laugh doea your tare
hurt you more than those who
look at you?
Do you drink or is i!t natural du
llness that makes you walk so?
....
Are you easily allocked, or do you
. putronlie musical comedies? ..
Are your cheeks as red In' th
' 'morning as they arc nt the
opera?
Hnvo you any other rcutrlcilioa
besides your liusliau ur wifu?
I I KI'I.K FLASHED '
Ilridget left Ireland with' an
excellent letter of reronunenda
tlon from her lust mistress, but
on tho way over the letlor fell
Into tho aea and was lost. Not
knowing how to find work with
out a recommendation ah appMctl
to a friend to write one tor her.
ho irnve her the following: 1
"Ilridget Fluhcrty had a good
reputation when she left Ireland,
but sho lost It on the way over."
, Jack McAullfte.
PI RI'I.K FLASHKS '
Klmer llalslger Don't you
think that girl over there dresses
bi'iiutifiilly?
I,owio Mcf'lurc Can't say.
There's a tree between our hous-
0K.
Pony Girls In one of the Revues.
. PIRPLK FLASHES- '
I.KT VOIR HOVH CIIARACTEU
EXPAND .
By "Purity" Tom Walter
Is your son's ' moral growth
stunted by undesirable contacts?
Is his soul cramped? '
Let ns take hrm In hand. We
offer hint splendid equipment.
food, rest, air, plenty of air; a
school overlooking lovely ' sur
roundings, overlooking much that
would help him. No cigarettes,
no liquor, no dancing, no carda,
ao girls, no slang, no pool, no
skepticism, no temptation. ' Our
institution, shut off from the vul
gar world, Is a tavern, a moral
vacuum offering no resistance to
growth. Let your boy come here
to flower In comfort, ' security
and grace. ,
THR (.HEY llOVtiE
'Salem,' Oregon
' Under mate BnperrlBlon' !
PI RI'I.K FLASH
John Houston, as Juek Temple,
T-'-"v.j0 cheurfU iittt, ,
PlllPl.K FLASHES -
,"T)ie- CJIrls of Sly Dreama Kevu e"
.Mrs
her
G. U Baxter lu training for
heavy scenes In "Purple
Flashes. ,,
Pl'RPLE FLASHES
WIIV BILL HOFSTON TIRXEO
TALK
Air. Hill 'Houston t got yoir
letter about my account. Please
be paient. I will pay you, but
It this was tho Judgment day and
you was no more prepared to
meet your (iod than I am to meet
your bill, you would auro go to
Hell. Goodbye. '
(Signed) E. B. Ashurat.
n IULB FU1SUES
Harry .Messuer as Wigsoo. who
knows all the family aerrels
Be Patriotic!
i -j - I t ' ' !1 I. 1
READ ONE-READ ALL
The Big Basin Lumber Company will feel well repaid for
the price of this ad if they can instill that spark in your breast.
How many people know that when Lee surrendered at Appoma
tox Court House he was handsomely attired in full uniform and
wore a sword (big one), while Grant had nothing on but a
ragged old Union, suit? t '
Kr9W YOUR STUFF (PARDON COUNTRY)
BIG BASIN LUMBER CO. . i
CARS MAY COME
CARS MAY GOi j f
BUT THE FORD ROLLS
ON FOREVER
K BUY A FORD AND SPEND THE
DIFFERENCE FOR REPAIRS
IF YOU CAN'T TAME
, A . FORD BUY A,
LINCOLN
BALSIGER MOTOR CO.
"BILL"-
Many a Watch Gets Soaked Without
' Getting-Wet i ., ,';' .
GLOVER'S JEWELRY STORE
PURPLE' FLASHES " V BLUE FLASHES
RED FLASHES ,
Radiate From Perfect ' r f
DIAMONDS
Distinct! viduality! , V
Is "Some Word
But it 'does not contain half the story of
quality and service contained in the name
of the f
QUALITY SHOE SHOP
lProp;: MSi'Biden.' - -Expert
Shoe Repairing
NEW LOCATION ;
1 119 4th Street v
slip
111 MAIM ST.
TWO STOKES
023 MAIN 8T.
TWO MARKETS
A POME
Right here's Ibtt storo with goods . galore,
From sit u r clear beans;
We carry ererythlim in Mock
From eggs and fruits to greens.
Our Roods in caos are high grade brands,
' We have the - beet en earth.
Select from stock that none can knock.
And get your money's yorth.