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TVO MEDFORD (OREGON) MAIL TRIBUNE TimdaYf. May 21, 195? jf TAUtUS g! APtLll H 9-17-25U jHv 77-73-32-84 STAR GAXERD ants MAR. 22 jgp.K. JO 4-21-30--! 47-62-74 WAV 22 j.'Sj JUNE 22 -.9n."-fi-51 tt) CANCM IVM 23 JULY 23 3-10-12-M 31 -40-75 uo JULY 24 AUG. 23 11.77-59-531 563-71-76 0. VUtGO AUS. 2. SEPT. 22 rti 7. 8-38-3v W-668-81-86f -By CLAY R. POLLAN- t Your Daily Activity Gvtd J According to tho Start. To develop message for Wednesday, reod words corresponding to numbers of your Zodioc birth sign. 1 Keep 31 W,8h 6 Polities 2 Tok 32 Day 62 Decisions 3 Listen 33 Spot 63 Presented 4 Don't 34 To 64 Be 5 Day 35 And 65 LiVely 6 Deals 36 Cosh 66 Fun 7 Advxe 37 Should 67 And 8 Of 38 Specialists 63 Colminj 9 Hard 39 Con 69 Harmonious 10 To 40 With 70 To 11 Anroctiv 41 Good 71 To 12 Proootols 42 Us 72 In 13 On 43 Your 73 Sound 14 Fovorebt 4 Or 74 Quickly 15 A 45 Prestig 75 Carefully 16 To 46 Be 76 You !7 Work 47 Make 77 Anon 18 Be 48 And 73 Today 19 Your 49 Hurt 79 To 20 Productive 50 Have 80 Romance 21 Act -51 Practical 81 And 22 OH 52 Some 82 Demands 23 Conditions 53 Be 83 Get 24 And 54 Bosri 84 It 25 Never 55 Pull 85 Matters . 26 Alert 56 Authority 86 Reossurmg 27 Proposition 57 News 87 Breok 23 Heolth S3 Generally 88 Favored 29 May 59 Or 89 Deportment 30 Rashly 60 Volues 90 Results God ()Adree Neutral UMA SEPT. 23 OCT. 23 Ijgn (23-37-46- 69-72- SCOWtO OCT 24 (J. NO V. 22 2- 3-22-3511 B0-52-66 SAGCTAMIS NOV.23 DEC 22 f3l P 8-26-34-41 fiZ- 157-65-79-87V CAMKOtN DEC JAN. h 4-16-19-28, 145-48-56 VV AOUAIIUS UAN. 21 FEB.' 19 l- 6-i3-u.tr, B3-36-54 PISCES FEB 20 MAR. 21 U2-43-55-59Jri 9CHM I61-70-83-9 RADIO PROGRAMS - TUESDAY Programs listed below are received from the radio stations and the- Mail Tribune assumes no responsibility except to make such changes as aro supplied KTJC-123 ke KHED 1440 ke KWIN io ke 4 00 The Story Hour 4:15 Bulletins - Med Allen ' 430 Club 1230 4:45 Club 1230 NewsCar Tunes Car Tunes Car Tunes Man on the Go Fulton Lewis Jr. Hemingway News Telo-Tesf Sam Hayes 5:00 Edward P. Morgan 5:15 Lowell Thomas" 5 30 Hickman - A&Andy 5:43 Amos ac Andy- NBC News Lcl News One for the Road Car Tunes One for the Road Weather, Car Tunes One for the Road Orval Anderson One for the Road "VooNews" - Frank Goes" NBC News Spts. Daily KWIN'S All Time Hits 6 13 Tom Harmon" Hi-Fi Corner News 6 30 pres. Eisenhower News of the World KWIN Karavan fi.4 Pres" Eisenhower One Man's Family KWIN Karavan News' 700Reeal Tune Table NBC News - Gil sleeve KWIN Karavan 7-15 Regal Tune Table" Gildersleeve Coke Time 7 -30 The World Tonight Night Line Sports KWIN Karavan n as wnrlrlTonite-Sevaried"Night Line News. KWIN Karavan 8 :00 Frost Baseball 8 15 Portland-Los Angeles 8 30 Portland-Los Angeles 8:45 Portland-Los Angeie Frost; NBC News Night Line Night Line Night Line KWIN Karavan KWIN Karavan KWIN Karavan KWIN Karavan 9 00 Portland-Los Angeles Nightbeat 913 Portland-Los Angeles Nightbeat 9 jo Portland-Los Angeles Nightbeat 9 45 Portland-Los Angeles Nightbeat News KWIN Karavan KWIN Karavan KWIN Karavan 10:00 Portland-Los Angeles Richfield Reporter 10-15 Portland-Los Angeles Frost Nightbeat j 0 -30 World News Beat-Music Nightbeat 10:45 Turntable Terrace Nightbeat IlToOSign Off News, Treasury Agent Treasury Agent Scarlet Pimpernel Scarlet Pimpernel News, KWIN Karavan RADIO PROGRAMS-WEDNESDAY 6 00 World News Roundup Bob Roberts Corral 6 1 5 Yawn Patrol Bob Roberta Corral 6 30 Frank Goss" Bob Roberts Corral 6:45 Harry Babbitt First News KWIN's Morning Show KWIN's Morning Show KWIN's Morning Show KWIN's Morning Show 7:00 Breakfast Tunes 7:15 Cecil Brown 7 30 Tom MacLeod - Snorts 7 :45 Howard Miller Show 8 :00 News - Weather 8:15 Breakfast Club 8:30 Breakfast Club 8:45 Breakfast Club Rise and Shine Weather, World News Rogue Valley Beeper Weather & 7 SO News Hemingway News Breakfast Gang KWIN's Morning Show KWIN's Morning Show NBC News Hear I Hear I Hearl Swap & Sell Hear! Visit Cliff Ingle News Local News-Sports KWIN's Morning Show KWIN's Morning Show g 00 Weisf ield Mike - Music NBC News Hearl 9 : 1 5 Coffee Concert Hear ! 9:30 Name Your Neighbor Hear! 9:45 Road of Life Fashion Flashes lb:00 Music Box 10:15 Second Mrs. Burton" 10:30 Strike It Rich" 10:45 Pat Buttram 1 1 :00 Trading Post 11:15 Record Rack 11:30 Houseparty" 11 .45 Houseparty NBC News Hearl Hear! NBC Bandstand ,NBC Bandstand KWIN's Morning Show Voice of Deliverance Voice of Deliverance A. A. Allen Newspaper of the Air Telo-Tesf KWIN's Morning Show KWIN's Morning Show NBC News Bandstand News NBC Bandstand Queen for a Day NBC Bandstand Queen Foi A Day NBC Bandstand Queen Fot A Day 12 00 Paul Harvey Lunchtime News 12:15 Top Five, News. Weath. Weather. Livestock 12 JO Musical Mixmaster Local News Sports 12 :45 Backstage Wife" His Majesty the Baby News Bill Lively Show Chicago-Yankees Chicago-Yankees 1:00 Helen Trent" NBC News WSP 1 : 1 5 Nora Drake Westside Party 130 AshtonWeath&you Westside Party 1 :45 Musical Matinee Westside Party 2:00 Arthur Godfrey" 2:15 Arthur Godfrey" 2 :30 Arthur God frey 2 :45 Arthur Godfrey Chicago-Yankees Chicago-Yankees Chicago-Yankees Chicago-It anKees- NBC News Listen Listen! Listen! Listen 3:00 Arthur Godfrey" 3:15 Arthur Godfrey" 3:30 Bible Institute 3:45 Bible Institute NBC News Listen! Listen! Five Star Matinee Five Star Matinee Chicago-Yankees Chicago-Yankees Chicago-Yankees' Chicago-Yankees News'-Bill Lively Bill Lively Show Bill Lively Show Carnation Milk Time 4:00 The Story Hour 4:15 Bulletins Mel Allen 4:30 Marine Melody Time 4:45 Club 1230 News Car Tunes Car Tunes Car Tunes Man on the Go Fulton Lewis Jr Hemingway News Telo-Tesf Sam Haye 5:00 Edward P. Morgan NBC News' 5:15 Lowell Thomas" Car Tunes 5:30 Hickm'n. Amos-Andy" Weather. Car Tunes 5:45 Amos-Ancy" Orval Anderson Lcl News One for the Road One for the Road One for the Road One for the Road 6 :00 News-Goss" 6:15 Tom Harmon" 6 :30 Turntable Terrace 6 :45 Turntable Terrace 7:00 News' 7:15 Turntable Terrace 730 The World Tonight" 7:45 World Sevaried" NBC News Spts Daily Hi-Fi Hour News of the World One Man s Family NBC News' People People Are Funny Night Line Nignt Line KWIN'S All Time Hits News KWIN Karavan-Soorts KWIN Karavan News KWIN Karavan KWIN Karavan Sports KWIN Karavan News' . 8:00 Frost Baseball 8:15 Portland-Los Angeles 8:30 Portland-Los Angeles 8 :45 Portland-Los Angeles Frost: NBC News Night Line' Night Line Night Line News. KWIN Karavan KWIN Karavan KWIN Karavan KWIN Karavan 9:00 Portland-Los Angeles Nightbeat 9 15 Portland-Los Angeies mgniDeai 9 ;30 Portland-Los Angeles Nightbeat 9-45 Portland-Los Angeles Nightbeat News' KWIN Karavan KWIN Karavan KWIN Karavan 10:00 Portland-Los Angeles 1015 Portland-Los Angeles 10:30 World News Beat 10:45 Turntable Terrace 11:00 Sign Off Richfield Reporter Frost Nightbeat Nightbeat Nightbeat News. Gang Busters Gang Busters Horatio Hornblower Horatio Hornblower Sign Off News. KWIN Karavan ABC CBS NBC MBS The Medical Roundup by Or ii mt tim riniw sinless otherwise Indicated) AM. 5:45 Sign on Music throughout day except for following programs 10-10:15. KBOY Commercials: 11-12 (Sunday only) First Baptet service dm ' 191.12 is KBOY ranch: 12:15-1230 (Sunday only) KBOY ranch; 630 Sign off. ' , TELEVISION PROGRAMS Th following TV broadcast log is prinled as a free public service for lh Mail Tribune's readers and TV viewers. Schedule changes are printed as provided by the TV stations, and the Mail Tribune cannot accept responsibility xor errors or omissions I KBES-TV (Channel 5) K0TI-TV (Channel 2) TV 3 3 4 4 5 5 5 6 6 6 6 7 7 ESDAY 30 Garry Moore 4.S Search for Tomorrow 00 Our Miss Brooks 30 Uncle Bin s snow . 00 Sacred Heart 15 Doug Edward & the News 30 Name That Tune 00 Dance lime our TV Weatherman 20 News 30 Whirly Birds 00 Cisco Kid 30 Red Skelton 00 $64,000 Question 8 30 Spike Jones 9 00 My Little Margie 9 30 Phil Silvers snow 10:00 Zane Grey Theatre 10:30 News 1035 Sign off WEDNESDAY 10:45 Devotions 1055 News 11-00 NBC Matinee 12:00 Brighter Day 1215 Secret Storm 1230 Edge of Night 1 oo Comedy Time 1 -30 Truth or Consequences 2 00 Wines for Adventure 2 30 Strike IJjRich 3:00 Feminine Fancies 3 30 Hundreds of Busy Feet 3 45 Search for Tomorrow 4 00 Mediterranean Cruise 4 30 Uncle Bill s Show 5 00 Religion in the News 5 is Doug Edwards & the News 5 30 Man to Man 5 45 TV Weatherman 5 50 News 6TiO I'.S Steel Hnur 7:00 Godfrey & Friends 7:30 Whirly birds 8 00 The Millionaire 8 30 Your Home Theatre 9 -00 American Legend 930 Debs & Starlets a 45 17 Centuries Into Focus 10 :00 Frontier 1030 News 1 n 35 La wrence Weill 1135 Sign-Oil TUESDAY 4:00 Our Miss Brooks 4:45 Industry on Parade 5:00 Secred Heart 5:15 Doug Edwards and News 5:30 Name That Tune 6:00 K Museum 6:15 Weather and News 6 30 Pres. Eisenhower 7:00 Cisco Kid 7:30 Red Skelton 8:00 S64.000 Question 8:30 Spike Jones 9 :00 Margie 930 Phil Silvers 10:00 Zane Gray 1030 News 1035 Weather and Sign Off WEDNESDAY 10:50 Chaplain's Corner 10:55 News' 1 1 ;00 Matinee Theater 12:00 Brighter Day 12:15 Secret Storm 12:30 Edge of Night 1 :00 Comedy Time 130 Truth or Consequences 2:30 Strike it Rich 3:00 Klamath Gems Camera 3 30 Garry Moore Show 3:45 Search for Tomorrow 430 This is the Answer 5:00 Klamath Schools 5:15 Doug Edwards and News 5:30 Klamath Extension 5:45 Weather and News 6:00 U.S. Steel 7:00 Godfrev and Friends 7:30 Whirlybirds 8:00 The Millionaire 8 30 All-Star Theater 9 :00 American Legend 9 30 Bon Bazaar Time 10:00 Frontier 10:00 News 10:35 Lawrence Welk 11:35 Weather and Sign Off The Mental Health Campaign During May devoted people are going to go from door to door asking for contributions to the National Association for Mental Health. This is made up of more than 500 state and local mental health a s s o c iations throughout the country. It is Aivares a no n-profit organization of laymen and it has the approval of the National Institute of Mental Health, and The American Psychiatric As sociation. Many of our mental hospitals are a disgrace. The buildings are ancient and they are hous ing twice as many patients as they were built for. In some places the few doctors in the institution have no time for much treatment of the patients' mental disturbances. With only low salaries to offer, it is hard for the superintendent to find good attendants. No research can be carried out. The money that the Mental Health Association is now asking for will be used to help mental patients before they go into a hospital, while they are there, and after they come out. It will support reasearch projects; it will establish clinics for the thousands of disturbed persons who cannot afford to go to a psychiatrist; it will train per sonnel for mental hospital, and it will support the campaign to get better mental hospitals built. It will help in educating the public in the prevention of men tal illness. Exploratory Operations People ask me why they should submit to an exploratory operation. They say the very term frightens them. Any good doctor will admit that at times such an operation is unwise and perhaps avoidable. A better diagnostic examination might have shown that it wasn't neces sary, or a wise old consultant might quickly have made the diangosis without it For in stance, I have seen many a woman whose abdomen was opened because she had a pain on the right side under her ribs. Her gallbladder had been ex amined by x-rays and found to be functioning normally, but still the woman's doctors were uneasy about her. They operat ed, thinking that they would probably find some local disease to account for her pain, but they found none. If the woman had known enough to emphasize the fact that for years she had had migrainous sick headaches, and if the doctors had been taught in college that women with a strong tendency to migraine sometimes have pain in the gallbladder region, for which no local cause can ever be found, the woman would not have had to be operat ed on. Able professors of surgery are now trying to teach their gradu ate students not to cling to the olj idea that when a patient has some abdominal distress, an op eration will usually find some thing radically wrong that can be removed. In hundreds of thousands of cases, a discom fort or pain in the abdomen is due purely to some sort of a nervous storm that is coming down from the brain, or to the eating of some food to which the person is allergically sen sitive, or to getting constipated, or to getting a sick headache, or to getting either arthritis in the spine, or a related irritation of the nerves leaving the spine, or a fibrositis in the muscles and so-called fascias (bands of fibrous tissue) in the abdominal wall. Operation Justified There is one type of case in which I think an exploratory operation is often justified and Emeritus Consultant In Medicine, Mayo Clinic Emeritus Professor of Msdlclne. Mayo Foundation even imperative. In such cases it is not performed as often as it should be. I am thinking of the case of the man or woman past midde age who.suddenly, out of a clear sky, and for the first time in his or her life, develops alarming symptoms such as loss of appetite, loss of weight, loss of strength and the feeling of well-being, or pains suggestive of a stomach ulcer or of an in testinal obstruction. In such cases the physician must immediately have the pa tient examined with the greatest care. He should have the blood examined to see if there is any sign of cancer growing any where; he should have the di gestive tract x-rayed from end to end, and he should have the rectum looked into with a light- i ed tube. Finally, if nothing shows up on examination, it may be wiser to explore the abdomen surgically than to wait until even the neighbors can see that the patient must have a I cancer somewhere. Occasionally, also, in the cases of young per sons who pretty definitely have some sort of severe illness in the abdomen, it is better to operate and look for it than to wait. Strange As It Seems by Dr. Alvarez hopes his readers will understand that it would be impossible for him to an swer requests for information or to attempt to diagnose by mail. (Released by The Register and Tribune Syndicate. 1957) Have You Gone MODERN Lately? ANN, LI LA and ADA are Modern in every way but, you just can't beat their eld fash ioned "know-how" when it comes to LONG HAIR. MODERN BEAUTY 131 S. Central Ph. SP 35379 mm V y J 15 NORTH CENTRAL THE BOOKKEEPER ' Bookkeeping Service In My Horn Reasonable Rates PHONE SP 3-5232 BEVERLY'S TV & RADIO Phone SPring 2-9001 634 Crater Lake Avenue SERVICE CALLS $3.50 Open Sunday Through Friday By Own Shop 8 Years Near Porf-MnjahjnJMakee About 10 million American families receive their mail by cars or trucks covering rural de livery routes. 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