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About Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989 | View Entire Issue (March 7, 1924)
WEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE AN INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER PUBLISHED EVERY AFTERNOON EXCEPT SUNDAY. BY THE HBDFUHU PRINTING CO. Thi Mwfford Hutiduy Uorntim Sun ti furnlnlied iubcrltra dfilrhitf a seven-day dally newvpiper. Olfire Muil Tribune Building, North Fir street. Phone 75. A corwolidutlon of the Democratic Timf, th lledford Mall, tint Ufdford Tribune, the BouU. trn refoulan. The Ashland Tribune. ROBERT W. RUHL, Editor. S. BUMITEH Slil'lll, liaiKr. BV MAIL In Advance: Daily, wlrh Sunday Sun; year.... 7.50 ' )uily, with Hunduy Sun, month 75 Dully, without Huridtiy Hau, year 0.C0 Daily, wltiiout Sunday Sun, month..... .Of' Weekly Mnit Tribune, one year -0 Himdiiv1 Win. (Hie year v.-.. hV tiMtlllElt In Medford, Ashland. Jui-lnton- vtlie. Central Point, Phoenix, Talent and on Highways: Dally, with Sunday Bun, month 76 Daily, without Kunriay Sun, month... .OS Daily, without Sunday Sun, year 7.60 ' Dally, with Sunday Sun, one year..... fl.frQ All terms by currier, cinh in advance. Entered si set'ond claw matter at lledford, Oregon, under set of March 8, 1870. Official paper of tli city Of Medford. Official uter of Jackson County. The only paper between Bmgen, Ore., and ' Sacramento, Cailf.. a distame ot over 600 anlles, having leased wire Associated Preiw Service. Sworn dally average circulation for six months ending October 1, 1U23, 8370, more than double the circulation of any other paper published or circulated in Jackson Coti'iiy. IIKMBEHS OP TfIP. ASSOCIATED JMtKflS . The Associated Picas is exclusively entitled to the use for republlctuioii of ull news dis patches credited to it or not otherwise credited In this paper, and also to the local nmva pub lished herein. , All rights of republication of special dla patches herein are also reserved. " Ye Smudge Pot B Arthur I'crry It Ih rpfrcshinn to road of a mll jlonnlre like Mr. Doheny. even if lie ,di! huy U politicians on tlio hoof. At 40 ho had a dime, nt 00 ho Is the third richest man in America. When prosperity hit him In substantial hunkn ho did not- tlnhten up, and grasp, and, grasp. Instead ho pun gled up the spondulicks liberally to the friends of the lean days. This Is oiitrury to Hulo No. 1 of IipIiik kriee deep In gold, dents thus encumhered aro usually hard-hearted, and willing fo part with the sleeves In their vest, for a worthy charity. Ht. I'eter will look over the books and say: "Doheny, you paid Fall and McAdoo too much, hut the records show you yanked an old pal- out of the pool-house, Now get over there among that bunch of liumans, who hod a heart." Homo of the Clalshovlkls nro wear lint the straight boh, which is the shortest road to homollness. Farmers nro busy sowing wheal they will lose money on next full, WIIKHF.'S 1IIS BOTTKIl 20? (Coos Bay Times) Charles Forty of Port Orfnrd passed through Marsbfleld today In his wny to Sensldo, where ho will iiiuke his hume. Hysteria over "Involution" has hit our fair city. Tho leading downtown foe ot tho Darwin theory, Is pulling up a stiff fight against it, unham pered by the slightest knowledge of tho Iarwln theory. Old F.dd Minns, who has been fight ing the lleef Trust for 17 years, with out getting iii a solid punch, has put up his dukes ugulnst tho fish trust. It Is nil right to figure that tho Con gressmen charged with accepting graft In the Disabled Veteran scandal, Were opposed to tho honUH, because they didn't want the "boys to prosti tute their patriotism." . The YMCA. secretaries In Turkey have been detailed to feed the ousted beauties of tho Caliphate's harem, but the girls won't overeat, If the oi'Hiini gntlun delivers grub, liko It delivered cigarettes in Franco. A l'UINTKll DKIWUTS (Onklmtil Tribune) The homo of Mr. and Mrs. Ed ward' Kelly, of 338 West Market street, has been brightened by the arrival of a daughter. Mother and child are getting along nicely. Why worry? Cull Uiixnvll 1'hllllps Adv. 0i!7-tl WHO WILL THE DEMOCRATS NAME WILLIAM (i. McADOO'S eminence as a Democratic enndi iliite dues not proceed from any inherient superiority, but iVnin tlie fliilnesH of tlm Kurroiinilinif country. If there were any Democratic candidates available comparable to Cleveland and Wilson in bye-gone years, Mr. McAdoo, with bis oil .-pattered halilimeiits would be dropped like a hot cake, lint there arc none. Therefore the McAdoo movement refuses to down, and unless something very unexpected happens, Mr. Dobeny's special counsel will enter the New York convention with a substantial lead over his nearest opponent. '' lint this does not mean a McAdoo nomination 'by any means. In fact, as a sporting proposition, the former Secretary of the Treasury has only about one chance in ten of landing the prize. This is un doubtedly a chance worth striving for, but it does not alter tho fact, that in all likelihood a dark horse n very dark horse will win the Democratic nomination. Who-will the dark horse be? Ah, there is" a very interesting question. Certainly it won't be Al Smith, it won't be Heed, it won't be Davis, it won't be Underwood, for with any of these candidates the Democrats would be beaten before they started. The candidate with any chance to win must be liberal, he must be untainted by Teapot Dome, he must be far enough removed from Wall Street to satisfy the followers of labor and the farm Moo, and probably he will, have to be dry enough to satisfy William Jennings Itryan. Where is such it candidate? Kx-Governoi Kalstim of Indiana is mentioned. Governor Iial.stim is not well known in the country out side of Indiana, but he is as well known as Governor Cox who, if we remember rightly, was the candidate in 1020. lie is a good cam paigner they say, and perhaps has never been attorney for any thing as wicked lis ii bank or corporation. IJalston and Walsh hiw would that sound? Not impossible, lint wouldn't Dryan and Walsh sound better? Seems so. Ili--fiii hncivie reeenllv Ki'loi-tpfl fiiirme nl'esii lent, of n Florida col lege as his candidate. Isn't it possible however, that during the last perspiring hours ot that .New l ork convention t lie l'eeriess uue mignr lie persuaded to relieve his scholarly favorite and again offer him self as a sacrifice? ' V.il Minuiuuilile Xiil iiminKtiililo nt nil Tn fact, we are not going to be at ull surprised to find that dark horse none other than William .reimino-R llrvnn a ininil man who bus often been nut down but lias never been put out. ' Personal Health Service - - By WILLIAM BRADY, M. D. NoUd Phytielan and Author f Signed letteri pertaining to persons! nealth and hygiene, not to disease diagnosis or treatment, will be answered by Dn Brady If a sta mped, self addressed envelope is enclosed. Letters should be brief and written in Ink. Owing to the large number of letters received, only a few can be answered here. No reply can be mad lo queries not conforming to Instructions Address Or. William Brady, In ears of thla newspaper. , Your con, has been advised to lay iff KhkIq Point, and Kngle Point ought to practice what sho preaches. The Snidca of March aro hero. The same snide tho burn went crazy over n, few. years hack, Is being resuscitated In nn effort to get a tull hold. Tho Craters will havo charga of this ehcet on All Fooled Day. Tho hole ln-the-Kround In charge of this col irWn off easy. All he will havo to do Will be to sit down In front oC a type writer and start his hands to going. QUILL POINTS If that Hole peace plan doesn't work, let's fight next liriio where it doesn't rain all tho time. - Out where Nature laid out n L'.OIIO-mile golf course, that's .where the west begins. 1'erhaps in lime the test of Americanism will 'be to keep from grinning when saying "seofflaw." THE GHEATEST TniNCJ IS THE WOKU) by Laurel Ora When Von Imagine You've 'au-liitl Cultl Into It Apparently some go to Florida to oseapw tho cold, nnd some 1o- cnuse it is too hot for them. Wc often think judges would he more lenient if they didn't have to listeit to ho inueh oratory. Most of the people who are hent with toil have learned how to 1)" bent without being broke. The disadvaiilatfp in being a very small tax payer 'in that you never learn to io with a clear conscience. Why should this glorious free people accept foreign titles when all possible honor is conferred by the word "millionaire"? This is the fourth of a series of arti cles about 'the medicine euphoaril, which I hope, mother, aunt Kanny or sister Kate is carefully cutting out nnd preserving until the series is fin ished U get one off my chest about twice a week) for the complete collec tion, bound In a lit tle book, will make !i valuable key to the medicine cup bon rd and ma y be kept In one of the empty pigeonholes of the cupboard for future reference. If you've tuned in late, don't usk me for back copies, as I have none for dfs- tributlon. Sodium citrate has another purpose in tho medicine cupboard besides that which I described In the last article. rt maybe advantageously employed. together with a still homelier remedy, Common fhble salt, to prepare a solu tion for a wet dressing for any sore or wound which behaves as you may possibly Imagine a wound behaves when you're "taking cold into It." Of course, there Is no such possibility the Idea and the phrase itself are ridiculous. When a puncture, cijt scratch abrasion or other break of tho surface is followed after some hours or days by swelling, redness, perhaps throb blng pain, you may be fairly sure the wound has been infected, usually thru your own careless or unintelligent handling. Germs of the typo which produce inflammation and suppura tion chiefly strains of streptococcus and staphylococcal have Invaded the tissues thru the wound. Perhaps you put tho germs on the wound yourself In some dirty ointment or salve. 01 carried them there with your imiuisi tlvo fingers, or rubbed them In from your unclean clothing or from dress ings which were not sterilized. If, be sides the local discomfort, you feel somewhat chilly or feverish, as tho coming down with socalled "grippe," that is probably what doctors call sep tlcemia and what laymen call "acute blood poisoning." In time of soptice mia prepare for the surgeon. Rut let'i see what wo can do for tho merely local evidences of wound infection such ns I havo described. Dissolve a tablespoonful of sodium citrate and three tablespoonfuls of salt iu a pint of boiled water; soak gauzo or common cheese cloth in this wring out to prevent dripping, nnd apply many thicknesses loosely upon and around tho hand, foot or region affected, as hot as bearable, and change these compresses several times a day or night. If the wet compress be covered with some oiled silk, rub ber dam or waxed paper, with a little I'otlon and a bandage. It will do for ieveral hours,' but should not be per mitted to become dry pour a little of the solution 'about the seat of the wound onco or twice in tho night, or if tho wound is painful, remove the dressing nndf soak tho member for half an hour In a few pints of the solution, kept-as hot as bearable, then apply a freshi dressing. Such a dressing serves every good purpose of a poultice, yet does not favor bncterla growth as poultices do. The solution favors drainage from the infected tissues always a desirable surgical condition. Such a dressing is tlio ideal first aid or homo treatment for the condition described, be it from wound, boil, carbuncle, corn, callus. bunion, hangnail, runaround, felon or what not. the questions answered here, readers who wish a reply will please remem ber to' sign their 'questions properly. No answer will be made to an un signed query. J low AVo Ifnto 'cm Knowing how you hate fat people, I hesitate to write you. You seem to think fat people have no character or backbone. 1 am 5 feet 5 inches tall and weight 194 pounds and I'll stand the meanest things you may say if you'll only tell me how to get thin. (Mrs. J. V. A.) Answer. Well, they haven't any backbone not so far as I have exam ined 'em. Just wait until I got after tho ski miles and you'll wonder if I lovo anybody but myself. Send a stamped self addressed envelope and mention your dimensions again and I'll provide you with the instructions for healthful reducing. Tjove Thy NelghlHir T am a prospective mother. Is there any danger of marking my baby be cause I dislike my neighbor so in tensely? v I am worried about It. (Mrs. S. M.) Answer. No. ' If that were possible nearly every kid running around the neighborhood would be marked. A reasonable knowledge of embryology or prenatal develbpment would make a great source of humor out of tho superstitious yarns which worry you now. Schools are places where chil dren nro kept safely protected from knowledge of themselves for the du; raiion of their formative years and taught a lot of twaddle called algebra, Caesar, Shelley and physiology. When a girl Is turned out of school she Is assuredly uninformed. If not always innocent, and after she Is thru school her education begins. Diphtheria Carrier In there any treatment which will clear up the carrier state in a child who Is a diphtheria carrier? (H. R.) Answer. Often removal of the ton sils gets rid of the focus or nidus where the bacilli aro cultlv;ited. your ears. Men are queer That's my secret, it all along? Oh, Almost every part of the whale has a I'ommei'clnl vah!rt. Txa-IohIIau r1i-:lV nii:h I have a aei-ret to i- -reattir'. men. What? You knew Shucks! I thoimhl I was tellliiK nometnniK " " Men hive to he f 1 a ttereil. Men love to he eoil illed anil Jolli'-il aloiiK. -Men in sist they he set upon a neat little hill-top "ml nt tho Imse thereof shall ronie all the fair nmhlens of the Jaml anil wurahlu thereat. Why? That's the ortil thins about it, my sisters. Nobody knows, l'rlvalely I blame mothers and sisters for this oko of the masrullne sex. Men are spoiled at home. Men nrov to become calloused toward their dotinu mom niers and fond sisters, and when they are. turned loose in tho world, they seem to fancy that all tho women are Just alike especially created by a benltfn Providence to cater to every musciilino whim. -Hut then, men must be tolerated,, they must be culti vated and. alas we must marry 'em. The point is that the chap who hap pens alone who thinks of the Kill first Is the one who ought, to he Mr. ItiKht for any girl, nn matter how fustidious she is. Me myself I know I would count unselfishness as the first musculinc virtue, nnd pood looks, cash on hand, and ability to do the hnby-fox trot. In less important relation. I , fJt(STl 7 TAfii &-I iff y Five Styles in men's clothing from 1S22 to 1922 were .exhibited by the national clotliors' convention in Chicago recently. What's Imnler-ii buyln' a illiiu-'s wnrlli pli-tuiv imstal ranis ' ilieii tryln' f think "lio l' M'nA i-iii to? If uonum jet liniiwetl they looked nil rlelit wouldn't it mivo Vm a lot o' woiTyin'!! The Australian government has made nn agreement with the Anglo. Persian Oil company to Import Per sian crude oil. MOTHERS AND OTHERS a. . ...liable remedy for build ing up health and vitality Hufe land, the famous Swiss Tonic, stands without an equal It IS a Serlully successful record since 1S6Q. Tt h as relieved innumerable nurs ing mothers, and other women of nervousness, generw ucuu.y, constipation, and attendant ills. Mil "Crossing (lie lmr" meant tluit one hnd finished with life. Cross ing the street menus Unit one is nhout to finish. So live Unit the attending physician won't need to tell the in vestigation committee t hut yon can't lie seen just now. An alien might he forgiven for suspecting that the red represents lournge, the hlue fidelity and tho white whitewash. Correct this sentence: "I don't care if the old batteries are dead," said the hride ; "I know it wasn't I that left the switch on." SHIN'IN'O PACKS OP CI.tTn WOM EN HHIOHTHN- CITY (lldllno Pen dleton Kant OreRonlan.) Funny! Where Is my powder puff ? ninlto Green and JJorolhy Odder w-ero through Callahan last Sunday for a ride. (Yrckn, Cal., Journal.) Borne moro of everybody's business. The Salem papers tell of a cnndl dMe for constable, who announces, as tliey alt do, "I stand for strict enforce ment of tho Prohibition law, and 'Htraltiht shooilnit." The "sti'alsht shooting" plank of tho platform Is . new, und In accordance with recent murderous events In IiIkIi spy nnd mioop circles. - Manufacturers of meals for brutes aro BellliiB under new sprint; bonnets. Emu Mnhr's handsome younir clerk nnd piscatorial enthusiast, caiiKht a fish Tues. CuasltiK of the taxes, while fondlliiH 7 bamboo poles Is the order of the day. The co. ot. has been handed nnother prayer tn build a road into n rich agricultural and heavy vollntf district. I RipplingRhumosl! DIFFERENT TASTES WV. ARK too prone to rise mid sny, "Our neighbor are n boneheinl erew; far from Culture's path they stray they do not like the books we do." This morning fiaffer Cripess came by, and said. "I feel a mental wreck; I read that Joseph Conrad guy till I had fautods in my neck. I found his story pass ing tame, a washed-out, dreary thing and pale; I wonder how ho got his fame? He surely cannot tell a tale." Then indignation filled my breast, I thought to swat him with my lyre; but 'pru dence told me it was best to let it. slide nnd curb my ire. This Joseph Conrad seems to me the monarch of the writing men, nnd when with him T sail the sea, romance ami youth are mine ag.'iin. So when il nutty neighbor claims that Conrad is a false alarm, a bitter wrath within me flames, and I am moved to do him harm. Hut (ial'fer Cripes spends hours and days perusing Shakespeare, in his shack; he reads the sonnets and the plays, goes through the book, and then turns back. And Cripes can quote forever more the Hard of Avon, line by line; but Sliakespejire is to me a bore, and gives mo spasms in my spine. And so I say it is not well to roast a friend iu bitter tones because ho praises Harold Bell while you arc boosting Itedford-.Tones. QrKSTIONS AND ANSWERS About Knmcs nml Initials Altho only initials aro printed with Stops ngr LaGrippe Influenza Pneumonia etrnncf. Be . .. . 1 1. Ann, winter complaints. CcaBromUeQuinisthe quickest acting, moat depeno remedy. What HiU'sdoes for : ?.j WW HiU'sdoes for millionsit wiUdolbryou. Get red box bearing Mr. .Hill'sportrait 11'$"" MSCAWjLQUUpt- w.n.OTi.co. OHt (U-JC3) OITKOIT. MICH. KELLOGG'S Ladies' and Children's Haircutting Parlors Phone 594 for Appointment raxxxxxraxwoooooooooooooo YOU NEED INSURANCE, CALL ON US ". First Insurance Agency A. L. 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