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Alice, the Traveler. successful Chicago man o f the Five Y e a r « of Severe R h e u m a tism self-made variety having purchaaed a Sav# all your turkey,. ducks, yccse and chickens and sand them to us at Thanksgiv The cure of Henry J. Goldstein, 14 fine libiary by the foot was showing it ing. Writa at once te1 ling a hat you have. Barton Street, Boston, Mass.. Is anoth with some pride to a friend o f literary We are paying today as follows: er victory by Hood’s Sarsaparilla. Hens and chickens..................................... 13c attainments. Fat Veal under 130 pounds........................11c I This great medicine has succeeded In The self made man ran his business many cases where others have utterly Block hogs.................................................. 9c We never charge commission. Address all \ failed. Mr. Goldstein says: “I suf- on the card index system and bis li shipments. I feted from rheumatism five years, It brary with the same degree o f meth I kept me from business and caused ex F R A N K L. S M I T H M E A T CO. Cases were marked plainly, cruciating pain. My knees would be od. "Fighting the Beef Trust” come as stiff as steel. I tried many “ Travel.” " A r t , ” “ Poetry.” “ Sci P o r t la n d , . . . O regon medicines without relief, then took ence,” etc. Hood's Sarsaparilla, soon felt much Occupying a prominent place in the better, and now consider myself en “ Travel” case the friend noticed a “ Judge. I simply have an irresist tirely cured I recommend Hood's." Get It today In usual liciuid form or very handsome volume with the title Women Adopt Disguizes--Americans ible impulse to steal.” chocolated tablets called Sarsatabs. in gold letters on the back, “ A lice in Hold Section of Wall—6,000 “ I have those irresistible impulses Troops Mutiny. Wonderland.” — Youth’s Companion. sometimes,” said the judge. “ I have Dog Days. one right now to send you to jail. Dog days is the name applied to Sixty days.” — Kansas City Journal. Amoy, China— Placards have been the heated season of the year at the posted on the city gates announcing “ What did she say when the judge time of the heliacal rising of Sirius, that the revolutionists intend to take granted her a divorce, but forbade her the dog star; that Is, the time when the city this week. It rose just before the sun. They usu to marry in this state again?” The people o f Amoy are further ap “ She asked the judge to make her ally lasted for about 40 days. We prised that i f they surrender peace husband provide her with traveling still retain the expression of dog days fully order will be preserved, if not no as applied to the hottest season of the expenses.” — Detroit Free Press. guarantee o f order would be given. year, but owing to the procession of the equinoxes It Is no longer the time HOWARD E. Bl'RTUN - A m i n and Che Pekin— The situation in Pekin is of the heliacal rising of the dog star. ■■ Leudville, Colorado. Spec-mum price«: < Silver. Lead. SI. Gold, Silver. 75c; Gold. 50c: becoming worse. A veritable panic or Copper, SI- Mailing envelope« a d full pric Does Away With Posing. prevails among the Manchus, and aent on application. Control and Umpire woi lioited. Reference: Carbonate National Bank. The latest craze among the Berlin the Manchu women are adopting Chi smart set is having one’s portrait nese dress. Some o f them are at Second-Hand Machin sketched or painted while asleep. The tempting to make their feet appear ery bought, sold and an Austrian smaller by peculiarly constructed _ exchange^: engines, craze was started by boiler-, sawmills, etc. The J. E. Martin Co., 76 1st aristocrat. Countess Czlvick, who, ac shoes. St., Portland. Send for Stock List and prices. cording to a current story, fell asleep Alost all departing trains are drawn Natick, Mass. — “ I cannot express by two engines. So heavily are they W A N T E D —A t once, 2 men to learn while waiting In the atelier of a well- known painter. The painter found what I went through during the change loaded that the people are sitting on to drive and repair automobiles. of life before I tried top o f their household belongings. the countess so charming as she slum H AW TH O RN E GARAG E Lydia E. Pinkham’s Officials are seeking asylum for their 445 Hawthorne Ave., Portland, Ore. bered that he drew her in that condi V e g e t a b l e Com tion. The portrait was a great suc pound. I was in such wives and children among the foreign WANTED—Boy and Girl Agrnta to sell 26 pack- cess. a nervous condition ers. Prior to the revolution the news ages of Ink Powder at 10c each and receive a pair I could not keep papers frequently cried out agaisnt o f Roller Skates or a Fountain Pen or a Wool BLUE! BLUE) BLUEI s t i l l . M y l i m b s the presence o f foreign soldiers, but Sweater. THE NEAL NOVELTY CO. 409 Yamhill St. Portland, Oregon. were cold, I had the natives are now fleeing to them Blue that’s all blue. RED CROSS creepy sensations, for shelter. B A LL BLUE delights the laundress. and 1 could not sleep AND KODAK The presence o f 15,000 Manchu A wash day necessity. Once tried, nights. I was finally S U P P L I E S always used. A standard bluing for tnld by two phys troops insures the safety of the cap- Write for catalogues and literature. Developing? The only danger and printing. Mail orders »riven prompt attention 20 years. icians that I also ital for the present. More satisfactory than liquid blue, I o r t la n d * h o to S u p p ly C o. ’tad a tumor. I read seems to be from a sudden attack 149 Third Street PORTLAND. ORE. and more economical because It is one day o f tn . wonderful cures made against the throne and officials, which not 4-5 water. Easily handled and iby Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable might precipitate the threatened mas cannot spill. Price, 10 cents. ASK ! Compound and decided to try it, sacre by the Manchus. Race feeling $1.00 Saved is one made, and you can save more than one dollar by buying: THE GROCER. and it has made me a well woman. is becoming intensified. your Hats direct from factory. We My neighbors and friends declare it make them and sell them direct to you. The price o f provisions is still rising Gam. From Africa. had worked a miracle fo r me. Lydia ) Hats made to order, any shape, style A special train recently left Nairobi E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound is and a large number o f foreigners are i and color. Hats cleaned and blocked. All work guaranteed. Prices very reasonable. containing a record shipment of wild The worth its weight in «mid fo r women entering the legation quarter. Try us on your next hat. animals, Intended for a menagerie at during this period o f life. I f it w ill legation guards are preparing for ROYAL HAT WORKS The Americans had The game was collected help others yon may publish my emergencies. Mad orders promptly attended 1«. Mai« 8442. 223 First Si. Partial Hamburg. by a hunting party In British and Ger letter.” — Mrs. N athan 3. G reaton , sandbags piled on the corner wall, which is now under a strong guard. man East Africa. It embraced eight 51 N . Main Street, Natick, Mass. BELMONT AUTO SCHOOL giraffes, eleven hippopotami, two rhi The Change o f L ife is the most criti Picturesque movements o f the Manchu V m ret the nos! Ihorousà instruction m driving seven cal period o f a woman’s existence. troops through the city gates occur «si «srk *al ca» be proooced. abo noceroses, twelve waterbuck, wildebeests, three hartebeeste, nine Women everywhere should remember silently after nightfall to prevent ex Finely equipped machie shop and school that there is no other remedy known room. Tmbon lee $35 ca* $40 teen bushbuck, nineteen reedbuck and to medicine that w ill so successfully citement among the population. payments $10 per week. about fifty antelopes and gazelles.—• carry women through this trying Rumors are current that the emperor SCHOOL 1 Dally Consular and Trade Reports. r f i r , v i BELMONT G AITO period as Lydia E. Pmkham’s Vege has been spirited away and that Prince ARAGE. Ching, who is too old for flight, has - table Compound. - T r á H im 234 ml Morrison. Portland. Or. committed suicide. There are many Father’s Fairy Friends. I f y o u w o u ld lik e s p e c ia l a d v ic e Out In Swarthmore, where every a b o u t y o u r c a se w r i t e a c o n fid e n such stories. They may or may not The American legation has body Is unusually bright and clever, tia l l e t t e r t o M rs . P in k b a m , a t be true. P0ST0FFIC£ CLERKS AND CARRIERS a little girl was asked by a visitor L y n n , M ass. H e r a d v ic e la fre e s issued orders that the women and children living along the Pekin-Han- who Is spending the summer at Strath and a lw a y s h e lp fu l. CIVIL SERVICE EXAMINATIONS kow railway and also in the country Haven Inn If she knew anything about Announced for November 4th. Prepare now. to the west o f the line shall proceed Write for free book, mentioning: this paper. fairies, relates the Philadelphia Times. Queer Sacrifice. “ Oh, indeed I do," promptly respond P A C IF IC S T A T E S S C H O O L The story of a tragedy of charity as soon as possible to the coast. McKay Building? Portland, Oregon ed the little elght-year-old. “ They’re comes from Paris. The other day a ARABS IN CH AINS RIDDLED. particular friends of papa, but mamma septuagenarian widow named Bertie doesn’t like ’em, and every time she’s was so distressed on hearing the story angry with father she scolds him for of a starving family that she shot her Tripolitans Break Through Lines of Skylights Tanks Gutters associating with them.” Enemy and Escape to Desert. self and left them the whole of hat money— 1250. Down Spouts Steel Ceiling D o Y o n TT.e E y . S n lveT Berlin— That the Italians are taking TH A N K SG IV IN G Knees Became Stiff PANICKY MANCHUS FLEEING PEKIN A Fear Race Feeling May Precipi tate Massacre. WHAT I WENT THROUGH Machinery Before taking Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound. KODAKS 1. C. BAYER 2i/4 Matket Portland. Oregon A p p ly o n ly fr o m A s e p t ic T u b e s t o P r e v e n t In fe c t io n . M u rin e E y e S a lv e In T u b e s — N e w S iz e 25c. M u r in e E y e L i q u id 25c-50c. E y e B o o k s in ea ch Pkg. SEND FOR CATALOGUE. H ues USIHESS COLLEBE 'PORTLAND, OREGON SEND FOR FREE FIRST LESSONS ‘ FMTiiffl g a s s a s s e How to Get Well and Keep So. DR. WO The eminent Chinese doctor, treats with non-poisonous. non-injurious herbs and cures such diseases of the Throat, Heart, Liver. Lunas, Stomach, Kidneys, Asthma, Pneumonia, Consumption, Chronic Coug?h, Piles, Constipation, Dysentery. Nervous ness, Dizziness. Neuralgia, Headache, Lumbago. Appendicitis. Rheumatism. Ca tarrh. Eczema. Blood Poison, Diabetes and all organic diseases. CONSULTATION FREE It Is better to call than write, but those who are unable to come, send 4 cents in stamps and secure symptom blank. A fter carefully givingsymptoms these wonderful health-giving herbs can be secured, which will put you on the road to recovery. Originally Color Bearers. Ensign Is a word formed on the Idea of the display of Insignia, badge or device and was formerly much used where we now employ the word colors. The company officers In a regiment who were, until late years, termed enBtgns were, at a still earlier period, more correctly termed "ensign bearers.” Ancestral Pride of the Future. “ One of my forefathers was a slgnei of the Declaration of Independence.* "That Is something," replied Mra Voteby Gumm. “ But think of the proud satisfaction with which my great-great-granddaughters will point to the fact that one of their fore- mothers was a militant suffragette.” One Explanation. There are men who are startlingly successful as cheap politicians, and for the life of us we can not tell why. unless It be the wind bloweth where It llsteth, and that from them the wind bloweth loud even though no one llsteth long.— Exchange. Wo Chinese Medical Co. T R A D E MARK OPIUM—TOBACCO flabits Positively Cared. Only authorized Keeler I a ---- _ Erf rite otitute in Oregon, for _________ U lastrated circular. cl lYlHSTinP*. 71I.11TNM. P o r tlan d ,OREGo S i P N U [W COUGH AND CONSUMPTION R E M E D N o. 4 4 - ’ I I PRICE 23 A N D SO C ENTS A S K TO UR DEALER S. B. M E D IC IN E M F G .C O . PO R TL A N D . ORE. •2.50, *3.00, *3.50 &M.00 SHOES IS M A N U F A C T U R E D B Y C A L IF O R N IA FIG SYRIPC0 Chest Pains ¡and Sprains Sloan’s Liniment is an ex cellent remedy for chest and throat affections. It quickly relieves congestion and in flammation. A few drops in water used as a gargle is antiseptic and healing. Here’s Proof ** I have used Sloan’s Liniment for year* and can testify to its wonderful efficiency. I have used it for sore throat, croup, lame back and rheumatism ana in every case it gave instant relief." REBECCA JA N E ISAACS. Lucy, Kemucky. SLOANS UNIMENT Sloan’s Treatise on the Horae sent free. FO R O V E R 30 Y E A R S pHrd- .t«m pH on bottom S Y R U P «I F I G S ' » n i l ELIX IR S SENNA W r / o o , 2 3 o ., B O c ., $ 1 .0 0 THE STANDARD OF QUALITY — ■ 1 IU~ «• «»* T H E O R I G I N A L and G E N U I N E Sold by all dealers. Men and Women wear W li> o u fla i shoes because they are the best shoes produced in this country for the price. Insist upoa bar inf them. Take no other make. f «n n ln « h t? « W . L. D n a fls c , is excellent for sprains and bruises. It stops the pain at once and reduces swell ing very quickly. W. L. DOUGLAS T h e assurance that goes with an estab- U ie d reputation is your assurance in buymg W . L Douglas shoes. • If I could take you into my large fadtonea at Brockton, Mass., and show you how carefully W L Douglas shoes are made, you would then understand why they are w a r r a n t e d to hold their shape, fit better and wear longer than any other make for the price Y THE 0L0 A IELIIBIE REMEDY FOR CHROMIC A RECENT CO'JGHS. HORSETESS. BftOtiCHITIS, IRFLUEKZA ADO COLDS. H E N writing? to a d v «r t 1 a «* i p le a M I m ention th is p ap er. | CAUTION and other ilia, due to an inactive condi tion of the Liver, Stomach and Bowels, may be obtained moat pleasantly and moat promptly by using Syrup of Figt and Elixir of Senna. It is not a new arid untried remedy, but is used by millions of welkin formed families through- out the world to cleanse and sweeten and strengthen the system whenever a laxative remedy is needed. When buying note the full name of the Company—California Fig Syrup Co.,—printed on every package of the genuine Regular price 50* per hot ooe size only. _ For sale by all leading druggists. Composition of Precious 8tonee. The iridescence of the opal is due to the amount of water in Its composi tion and contraction fissures In the stone, but similar characteristics are found In other stones where films cause diffraction. The opalescence of the moonstone Is caused by the enor- mous number of planes of separation in the stone, light being totally r * fleeted from these planes. 250V4 Alder St. C ot . Third, Portland. Or j {u r e FREEDOM FROM S b colds & h ea d a c h es INDIGESTION £ SOUR STOMACH B ILIO U S N ES S * CONSTIPATION A Had Time to Waste. The late Sylvanus Miller, civil en gineer, who was engaged in railroad enterprises in Central America, was In A ll cases o f seeking local .support for a road, and DISTEMPER, PINK EYE, INFLUENZA. attempted to give the matter point. COLDS, ETC., He asked a native: “ How long does O f A ll Horses, Brood Mares, Colts, it take you to carry your goods to Stallions, is to market by mule packf” “ Three days,” was the reply. “ There’s the point,” said Miller. “ With our road ‘On their tongues or in the feed put Spohn’a Liquid in operation you could take your goods Compound. Givetheremody to a llo f them. I t acta on the blood glands. I t routa the disease by to market and be back home in one expelling the disease germs. ^It wards off the trou day.” “ Very good, senor,” answered ble. no matter how they are "exposed." Absolute free from anythinginjurious. A child can safe the native. “ But what would we do ly ly take it. 60 cents and $1.00; $5.00 and $10.00 the dozen. Sold by druggists, harness dealers, or sent with the other two days?” The Right W ay “ SPOHN THEM” express paid by the manufacturers. Mothers w in Lad Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Ryrup ths best roroedv to use lo t their ciiUUren lu rin g the teething period. “ Y e s ,” she admitted, “ this is the first time I have ever been in love, but— ” “ But what?” interrupted the young man in the moonlight scene, anxious ly. “ It is so nice,” she continued, “ that I hope it won’t be the last.” — Chicago News. Ancient Fortune Divided. San Jose, Cal.— The family o f Dr. Thomas A. Perrin, a physician of this city, say advices just received from Brantford, Ont., has established claim to $4,500,000 in the Bank o f England, which has been lying idle there more than 200 years. The forturie will be divided among nine heirs. A sister, Mrs. A . Craig, o f North Dakota, gets a ninth share and two nephews and three cousins, if found, willl get a half million each. Pulitzer is Dead. Charleston, S. C.— Joseph Pulitzer, proprietor o f the New York World and the St. Louis Posh Dispatch, died here aboard his yacht, the Liberty, in Charleston harbor. The immediate cause o f Mr. Pulitzer’s death was heart failure. He had been in ill health for several days, but until a few houn before the end came none o f those around him suspected the gravity of his condition. Be Cured In Your Own Home Rheumatism, Stomach and Curad p«rm»n«>tlT in short tim<- and »t «mail co«t by n . I ......_ -i- , I Q m. ............of a conrentrati-d mineral water. No Kake. S ml for Lung 1 roubles. Skin Diseases treiimonial» anil literature. |1.0S trial parka«. 25 rent*. Address LANG 'S ROCKY MOUNTAIN M INERAL WONDER C O M PAN Y .231 M ai. Street PORTLAND. OREGON. ACHES Coffee to Relieve Fatigue. The question Is sometimes asked: What will relieve fatigue more quick ly than anything else? Clerks In ■tores and men generally as well as women shoppers become at times very tired. Fortunately the British army has thrashed the question out. and tried every kind of decoction that could be thought of, and we may profit by their experience. They award the palm to coffee, and declare It has neither auperlor nor equal tor this purpose. Did Horse Seek Death? Can a horse commit suicide? Thll theory Is brought forward through a singular affair at Prlghouse, England. About a week ago a horse fell Into a pond In the vicinity of the Brighouse cricket field, and It wag got out after two hours of strenuous exertion A day or two later the horse found Its way to the same pond, and this time met with Its death. Brighouse people are asking If the horse went there purposely. An Early Award, “Do you think there Is anything creditable In that man Sklnnum’s past?" "W ell,” replied the discreet man, “ I understand that somewhere among his effects he has a mug with the eentence ’For e, Good Boy’ printed on In gilt letters. But, of course, I have no way of knowing how he came by IL” A SIMPLE HOME REMEDY FO R LU M B AG O , R H E U M A TIS M A N D K ID N E Y TR O U B LE Salgrene is an old and tested remedy for almost all kinds and all classes o f disease. Two part« Salgrene and four parts Olive Oil makes an inval uable remedy for Lumbago. Kidney Trouble and Rheumatism. It is especially recommended in eases o f Kidney Trouble, as it contains absolutely no alcohol, alcohol being an irritant to the kid- neys. T R Y IT . D A N D Y combination for cleaning and polishing all kinds o f russet or tan shoes, 35c. “ Star’’ size, lUc. ELITE combination for gentlemen who take pride in having their shoes look A 1. Restore« color and lustre to all black shoes. Polish with • brush or cloth. 2Se. BABY ELITE s I m 10 c . I f your dealer does not keep the kind you want, «end us his address and the price In stumps for a full sD<’ pool “ In s u r e in s u r e i n s u r a n c e ” Above are the prize winning trademark and motto. Winner o f the $50 prize for trademark !• J. (i. Hrnith, Hotel Ellsworth, Denver, Colo. Winner o f the prize for motto 1« Burl Arm strong, 829 East Third Bouth Street, Balt Lake City, Utah. The judge* o f the contest were: A. N. McKay. General Manager *1 the Balt Lake Tribune and Telegram: W. W. Armstrong. President o f the National Copper Bauk o f Halt Lake City (no relation to the motto prize winner); J . 8. Critchlow, Manager o f Western Fuel Co.. Balt Lake City. 8o many designs and motto« were «ubralt- ed In competition that the judge« found It Impossible to arrive at a decision by Ot lo b f 14. and therefore asked and received an ex tension of lima. The C O N TIN E N TA L fa a «trong Western company, devoted to the upbuilding of the West. It writes a policy which pays In ca«a o f sickness or accident, as well aa combining many other attractive points. Watch the Continental grow. C o n tin e n ta l L i f e In s u r a n c e & In v e s tm e n t C o m p a n y W . M. Cunningham , G eneral M anager Mama o f f lea, M eC orniek B ldg., B alt Lake "Insure In anre Insurance.’’ Take oat a policy TODAY In the Continental Life. • . B L C IW K IS S , G eneral A gant • 3 4 I . Y am h ill S tra a t, Po rtla n d , Ora. _______T A K I A DOS! OP p i s o ’s lor COUCHS U . S. A . CYC Niagara Rapids Braved. W H I T T E M O R F . B R 0 8 . & C O .f Niagara Falls— Captain Klaus Lar 20-20 A lb a n y St., C a m b r id j The Oldest and Largest Manuj lurers o j son, o f Detroit, made his second N i ¡Shoe P o lis h e s in the W o agara river trip in a motorboat from the cataract to Lewiston. He com pleted the six-mile trip through the turbulent water in 25 minutes, coming through without a scratch. Larson says he is through with Niagara ad ventures, but next year will make a trip across the Atlantic in his boat, the “ Niagara.” As the Niagara entered the whirlpool Larson was caught in a cross-current and almost drawn into the vortex. Seedlats Apple Found, Reno, N ev.— Through an accidental discovery made by C. S. Seager, o f Davis Creek, Cal., in an apple orchard at Pine Creek, California, o f a tree bearing seedless and coreless apples, it is hoped that with the assistance o f Luther Burbank it will be possible to propagate seedless apples. Seager will take 12 samples to Bur bank. The tree on which they grew is seven years old, but has been eaten back by livestock. This year it bore 25 seedless apples, all perfect and coreless. ChemiaU and Bacteriologists G O S H E N . IN D ., STO PS í'lfiiS t v e i hundreds o f natives into the city o f Tripoli in chains and shooting them in groups is announced in the Lokal An- zeiger. The dispatch from the scene o f the war further says that discipline in the Italian ranks is demoralized. The Turks have organized a regular caravan service for provisioning their rl n « « t In Q u a l'ty . L a r g e s t In V a r la ty - forces from the Southern provinces. They meet every requirement for cleaning and The Arabs are streaming more numer tollshing shoes o f utl kinds and colors. ously than ever to the aid o f the Turks, even from the most remote provinces. The soldiers have lost their heads and are almost out o f control o f theic officers. The genctal staff is more than uneasy. According to the correspondent, in Thursday’s battle the losses on both sides were enormous. Hundreds of Tripolitans broke through the Italian sides and disappeared in the desert. For the first time the Turks were re pulsed, instead o f withdrawing volun G I L T KIMJK the only ladles shoe dressing that positively contains OIL. Blacks and Polishes tarily. Nevertheless they repeated ladles’ and children's boots and shoes, Rhine« w ith o u t ru b b in g , 25o. “ French Gloss,” luc. several times their vain attacks. Tripoli— The Turkish forces attack ed the town o f Homs, not far from Tripoli, but were repulsed with heavy losses. Special Agents Wanted S P O H N M E D IC A L C O . & COL. B JL Futile. Teacher — Tommy, what is the meaning o f the word futility? Tommy— I don’ t know exactly, but as an example it would be trying to tickle a turtle’s back with a chicken feather.— Youngstown Telegram. The Extreme Threat. A t the finish o f a “ neighborly” quarre’, ; “ By jove, i f you don’t stop trying to make me angry. I ’ll get my w ife a new hat and then you will have to buy one for yours.” — Toledo Blade. Stomach Blood and Liver Troubles Much licknesi starts with weak stomach, and consequent poor, impoverished blood. Nervous and pale-people lack iood, rich, red blood. Their stomachs need invigorating or, after all, a man can be no stronger than his stomach. A remedy that makes the stomach strong and the liver active, makes rich red blood and overcomes and drives out disease-producing bacteria and cures a whole multi tude of diseases. i G e t r id o t y o o r S to m a c h W eakness a n d L iv e r L a z in e s s by t a k l n i a c o u rs e o t D r . P ie r c e ’ s G o ld e n M e d ic a l D is c o v e ry — th e t r e a t S to m a c h R e s to ra tiv e , L iv e r I n v l i o r a t o r a n d B lo o d e ie a n s e r . 5p3sSSs2=?g You can’ t afford to accept any medicine of unknown composition as a substitute for “ Golden Medical Disoov cry,” which is a medicine os kn o w n c o m p o s it io n , having a complete list of ingredients in plain English on its bot tle-wrapper, same being attested as correct under oath. Pr. Ware*« Pleasant Pellet* regulate and Invigorate Stomach, Liver sod Bowels. Metaphorical Zoology. “ You look warm.” " I have been chasing a hat.” The latest mixed metaphor core?« “ Did your hat blow off.” from France, and is worthy o f being “ It was not my hat; it belonged to placed on record. The occasion o f it was a dock strike at Rochefort, the somebody else and it had a pretty girl dockers being filled with indignation j under it .” because the authorities refused them j “ Did you catch it? ” “ Yes. My w ife saw me chasing a fortnight’s holiday on full pay, and this is how their spokesman rendered it .” — Houston Post. the ancient sentiment that worms will turn. “ Even the feeble sheep,” he exclaimed, “ when the fierce blasts o f indignation make its fleece bristle up LTHE K E Y S T O N E j on end, feels that it must thrust out TO H EALTH its talons and scratch.” — Pall Mall IS Gazette. T R Y MURINE EYE REMEDY for Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes and Granulated Eyelids. Murine Doesn't ! Smart— Soothes Eye Pain. Druggists Sell Murine Eye Remedy, Liquid, 25c, 50c, $1.00. Murine Eye Salve In ! Aseptic Tubes, 25c, $1.00. Eyo Books and Eye Advice Free by Mail. Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago, Singular. W e noted yesterday the drowning of a boy named Johnny Ward In Mill river, and stated hta body had not been found. That night a man who Is familiar with the circumstances of the case had a dream In which he ■aw the boy, so he states, clinging to a post under a building. Yesterday a careful search for the body was made, and it was found under Daniels' mill, on Mill street, the arms of the lad firmly clasped about a piece or timber used for a support to the building. The finding of the body in the posi tion as seen In the dream Is singular. — Hartford Courant. H O S T E T T E R ’S , STOMACH BITTERS S tom a ch out of order? Bow els W eak? TAKE A COURSE OF THE BITTERS At Once It will do you fo o d A pin scratch may cause blood poison, a rusty nail cut is very apt to do so. Hamlins Wizard Oil used at once draws out all infection and makes blood poison j impossible. M e x ic a n Mustang Linim ent Clara Barton'a Splendid Work. America owes lta Red Croat almost tntlreiy to one woman—Clara Barton. While rearing In Europe, after her ar FO R R H EU M ATISM . duous work during the civil war, she Mrs. O liv e Huntington, Nortons, O re ., ssjrsI J learned of Mr. Durant, read bis book, " I consider your Moxioin Mustang L in -I iment the best o f liniments. I have used I looked Into the treaty, saw Its appli it for different ailments and it a lw a v« I cation In the wars then pending, and gave satisfactory results. It is especially | good in ruses o f Inflammatory Rheum came home determined that her own tism and «11 forms o f lameness." country should ratify the treaty and put It to good use. Said Miss Barton: 23c. 80c. $ 1 * bottle at D rug A. G en ’ l Stos " If we had adopted the Red Cross Idea In the Civil war Andersonvllle, with Mrs. Knagg— Your promises don’t Us 10,000, would never have stained go any more. I want some money. our record.” Money talks. Mr. Knagg — I know it does, my Constipation causes and seriously ag gravates many diseases. It is thor dear. That’s why I didn’t spring any oughly cured by Dr. Pierce’s Pellets. on you. I didn’t think you’d care to meet arrival.— Chicago News. Tiny sugar-coated granules. I “ I shall never again ask him for bis Purleta Up In Arms. The purists are new objecting to ths advice.” "W h a t’s the matter?” use of auch modern terms aa "drum “ He never thinks what I have made mer" for commercial traveler, "sleep er" for sleeping car, "hard up," "on up my mind to do is right.” — Detroit the go" and so on. They also oppose Free Press. ■the phrase, "an awfully pretty girl” on the ground that beiiuty never pro duces awe in the beholder. Just Like Th.lt. *1 shall not permit you,” he de clared, “ to trample on o r lore with impunity." " I shall not do it," she sauctl) replied, for she bad just been Invited to go to dinner with the son o f a Pittsburgh millionaire. "When I trample on your love I shall do It with my feet.“ Roman Cookery. The striking features of cookery among the rich Romans were: molti plicity of dishes, the destruction and waste of vast quantities of material, and the absolute dlagufetng of flavor« by means of extraordinary combina tions of highly seasoned sauces and gravies. Overcoming Obztaciea. • There Is something else for ns to to in this world than to resign our- •eivee to a series of circumstances. If ws try hard enough w# will find ■ say to surmount them. oughs of Children # Especially night coughs. Na ture needs a little help to quiet the irritation, control the In flammation, check the progress of the disease. Our advice is — g iv e the c h ild re n A y e r ’s C h e r r y P ec to ra l. Ask your doctor if this is his advice also. He knows best. Do as he says. W s pubi Isla oar for vw n i« « W s bsBtsh «Isolasi from o sr na sd toi ass y .u e r s W s a r g » y e s to soasa’. « pome If you think constipation is ot trifling consequence, |utt ask sk your doctor. He will disabuse you of that notion in abort order. "Correct if, at once I ’’ be will eay. Then szk him about Ayer's Pills. A mild liver pill, ill vegetable. — w ..-,— ... . ^ ■1— ------ — , ,
