Alice, the Traveler.
successful Chicago man o f the
Five Y e a r « of Severe R h e u m a tism self-made variety having purchaaed a
Sav# all your turkey,. ducks, yccse and
chickens and sand them to us at Thanksgiv
The cure of Henry J. Goldstein, 14 fine libiary by the foot was showing it
ing. Writa at once te1 ling a hat you have.
Barton Street, Boston, Mass.. Is anoth with some pride to a friend o f literary
We are paying today as follows:
er
victory by Hood’s Sarsaparilla.
Hens and chickens..................................... 13c
attainments.
Fat Veal under 130 pounds........................11c I This great medicine has succeeded In
The self made man ran his business
many
cases where others have utterly
Block hogs.................................................. 9c
We never charge commission. Address all \ failed. Mr. Goldstein says: “I suf-
on the card index system and bis li
shipments.
I feted from rheumatism five years, It brary with the same degree o f meth
I kept me from business and caused ex
F R A N K L. S M I T H M E A T CO.
Cases were marked plainly,
cruciating pain. My knees would be od.
"Fighting the Beef Trust”
come as stiff as steel. I tried many “ Travel.” " A r t , ” “ Poetry.” “ Sci
P o r t la n d ,
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O regon
medicines without relief, then took ence,” etc.
Hood's Sarsaparilla, soon felt much
Occupying a prominent place in the
better, and now consider myself en
“ Travel” case the friend noticed a
“ Judge. I simply have an irresist tirely cured I recommend Hood's."
Get It today In usual liciuid form or very handsome volume with the title Women Adopt Disguizes--Americans
ible impulse to steal.”
chocolated tablets called Sarsatabs. in gold letters on the back, “ A lice in
Hold Section of Wall—6,000
“ I have those irresistible impulses
Troops Mutiny.
Wonderland.” — Youth’s Companion.
sometimes,” said the judge. “ I have
Dog Days.
one right now to send you to jail.
Dog days is the name applied to
Sixty days.” — Kansas City Journal.
Amoy, China— Placards have been
the heated season of the year at the
posted on the city gates announcing
“ What did she say when the judge time of the heliacal rising of Sirius,
that the revolutionists intend to take
granted her a divorce, but forbade her the dog star; that Is, the time when
the city this week.
It rose just before the sun. They usu
to marry in this state again?”
The people o f Amoy are further ap
“ She asked the judge to make her ally lasted for about 40 days. We
prised that i f they surrender peace
husband provide her with traveling still retain the expression of dog days
fully order will be preserved, if not no
as applied to the hottest season of the
expenses.” — Detroit Free Press.
guarantee o f order would be given.
year, but owing to the procession of
the equinoxes It Is no longer the time
HOWARD E. Bl'RTUN - A m i n and Che
Pekin— The situation in Pekin is
of the heliacal rising of the dog star.
■■ Leudville, Colorado. Spec-mum price«: <
Silver. Lead. SI. Gold, Silver. 75c; Gold. 50c:
becoming worse.
A veritable panic
or Copper, SI- Mailing envelope« a d full pric
Does Away With Posing.
prevails among the Manchus, and
aent on application. Control and Umpire woi
lioited. Reference: Carbonate National Bank.
The latest craze among the Berlin
the Manchu women are adopting Chi
smart set is having one’s portrait
nese dress.
Some o f them are at
Second-Hand Machin sketched or painted while asleep. The
tempting to make their feet appear
ery bought, sold and
an Austrian
smaller by
peculiarly
constructed
_
exchange^: engines, craze was started by
boiler-, sawmills, etc. The J. E. Martin Co., 76 1st aristocrat. Countess Czlvick, who, ac
shoes.
St., Portland. Send for Stock List and prices.
cording to a current story, fell asleep
Alost all departing trains are drawn
Natick, Mass. — “ I cannot express by two engines. So heavily are they
W A N T E D —A t once, 2 men to learn while waiting In the atelier of a well-
known painter. The painter found what I went through during the change loaded that the people are sitting on
to drive and repair automobiles.
of life before I tried top o f their household belongings.
the countess so charming as she slum
H AW TH O RN E GARAG E
Lydia E. Pinkham’s Officials are seeking asylum for their
445 Hawthorne Ave., Portland, Ore. bered that he drew her in that condi
V e g e t a b l e Com
tion. The portrait was a great suc
pound. I was in such wives and children among the foreign
WANTED—Boy and Girl Agrnta to sell 26 pack- cess.
a nervous condition ers. Prior to the revolution the news
ages of Ink Powder at 10c each and receive a pair
I could not keep papers frequently cried out agaisnt
o f Roller Skates or a Fountain Pen or a Wool
BLUE! BLUE) BLUEI
s t i l l . M y l i m b s the presence o f foreign soldiers, but
Sweater.
THE NEAL NOVELTY CO.
409 Yamhill St. Portland, Oregon.
were cold, I had the natives are now fleeing to them
Blue that’s all blue. RED CROSS
creepy sensations, for shelter.
B A LL BLUE delights the laundress.
and 1 could not sleep
AND KODAK
The presence o f 15,000 Manchu
A wash day necessity. Once tried,
nights. I was finally
S U P P L I E S always used. A standard bluing for
tnld by two phys troops insures the safety of the cap-
Write for catalogues and literature. Developing?
The only danger
and printing. Mail orders »riven prompt attention 20 years.
icians that I also ital for the present.
More satisfactory than liquid blue,
I o r t la n d * h o to S u p p ly C o.
’tad a tumor. I read seems to be from a sudden attack
149 Third Street
PORTLAND. ORE. and more economical because It is
one day o f tn . wonderful cures made against the throne and officials, which
not 4-5 water. Easily handled and iby Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable might precipitate the threatened mas
cannot
spill.
Price,
10
cents.
ASK
! Compound and decided to try it, sacre by the Manchus. Race feeling
$1.00 Saved is one made, and you can
save more than one dollar by buying: THE GROCER.
and it has made me a well woman. is becoming intensified.
your Hats direct from factory. We
My neighbors and friends declare it
make them and sell them direct to you.
The price o f provisions is still rising
Gam.
From
Africa.
had worked a miracle fo r me. Lydia
) Hats made to order, any shape, style
A special train recently left Nairobi E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound is and a large number o f foreigners are
i and color. Hats cleaned and blocked.
All work guaranteed. Prices very reasonable. containing a record shipment of wild
The
worth its weight in «mid fo r women entering the legation quarter.
Try us on your next hat.
animals, Intended for a menagerie at during this period o f life. I f it w ill legation guards are preparing for
ROYAL HAT WORKS
The Americans had
The game was collected help others yon may publish my emergencies.
Mad orders promptly attended 1«. Mai« 8442. 223 First Si. Partial Hamburg.
by a hunting party In British and Ger letter.” — Mrs. N athan 3. G reaton , sandbags piled on the corner wall,
which is now under a strong guard.
man East Africa. It embraced eight 51 N . Main Street, Natick, Mass.
BELMONT AUTO SCHOOL giraffes, eleven hippopotami, two rhi The Change o f L ife is the most criti Picturesque movements o f the Manchu
V m ret the nos! Ihorousà instruction m driving
seven cal period o f a woman’s existence. troops through the city gates occur
«si «srk *al ca» be proooced. abo noceroses, twelve waterbuck,
wildebeests, three hartebeeste, nine Women everywhere should remember silently after nightfall to prevent ex
Finely equipped machie shop and school
that there is no other remedy known
room. Tmbon lee $35 ca* $40 teen bushbuck, nineteen reedbuck and to medicine that w ill so successfully citement among the population.
payments $10 per week.
about fifty antelopes and gazelles.—• carry women through this trying
Rumors are current that the emperor
SCHOOL 1
Dally Consular and Trade Reports.
r f i r , v i BELMONT G AITO
period as Lydia E. Pmkham’s Vege has been spirited away and that Prince
ARAGE.
Ching, who is too old for flight, has
-
table Compound.
- T r á H im 234 ml Morrison. Portland. Or.
committed suicide.
There are many
Father’s Fairy Friends.
I f y o u w o u ld lik e s p e c ia l a d v ic e
Out In Swarthmore, where every a b o u t y o u r c a se w r i t e a c o n fid e n such stories. They may or may not
The American legation has
body Is unusually bright and clever, tia l l e t t e r t o M rs . P in k b a m , a t be true.
P0ST0FFIC£ CLERKS AND CARRIERS a little girl was asked by a visitor L y n n , M ass. H e r a d v ic e la fre e s issued orders that the women and
children living along the Pekin-Han-
who Is spending the summer at Strath and a lw a y s h e lp fu l.
CIVIL SERVICE EXAMINATIONS
kow railway and also in the country
Haven Inn If she knew anything about
Announced for November 4th. Prepare now.
to the west o f the line shall proceed
Write for free book, mentioning: this paper.
fairies, relates the Philadelphia Times.
Queer Sacrifice.
“ Oh, indeed I do," promptly respond
P A C IF IC S T A T E S S C H O O L
The story of a tragedy of charity as soon as possible to the coast.
McKay Building?
Portland, Oregon
ed the little elght-year-old. “ They’re comes from Paris. The other day a
ARABS IN CH AINS RIDDLED.
particular friends of papa, but mamma septuagenarian widow named Bertie
doesn’t like ’em, and every time she’s was so distressed on hearing the story
angry with father she scolds him for of a starving family that she shot her Tripolitans Break Through Lines of
Skylights
Tanks
Gutters associating with them.”
Enemy and Escape to Desert.
self and left them the whole of hat
money— 1250.
Down Spouts Steel Ceiling
D o Y o n TT.e E y . S n lveT
Berlin— That the Italians are taking
TH A N K SG IV IN G
Knees Became Stiff
PANICKY MANCHUS
FLEEING PEKIN
A
Fear Race Feeling May Precipi
tate Massacre.
WHAT
I WENT
THROUGH
Machinery
Before taking Lydia E. Pinkham’s
Vegetable Compound.
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colors. The company officers In a
regiment who were, until late years,
termed enBtgns were, at a still earlier
period, more correctly termed "ensign
bearers.”
Ancestral Pride of the Future.
“ One of my forefathers was a slgnei
of the Declaration of Independence.*
"That Is something," replied Mra
Voteby Gumm.
“ But think of the
proud satisfaction with which my
great-great-granddaughters will point
to the fact that one of their fore-
mothers was a militant suffragette.”
One Explanation.
There are men who are startlingly
successful as cheap politicians, and
for the life of us we can not tell why.
unless It be the wind bloweth where
It llsteth, and that from them the
wind bloweth loud even though no
one llsteth long.— Exchange.
Wo Chinese Medical Co.
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ing very quickly.
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T h e assurance that goes with an estab-
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A RECENT CO'JGHS. HORSETESS. BftOtiCHITIS,
IRFLUEKZA ADO COLDS.
H E N writing? to a d v «r t 1 a «* i p le a M I
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CAUTION
and other ilia, due to an inactive condi
tion of the Liver, Stomach and Bowels,
may be obtained moat pleasantly and
moat promptly by using Syrup of Figt
and Elixir of Senna. It is not a new
arid untried remedy, but is used by
millions of welkin formed families through-
out the world to cleanse and sweeten
and strengthen the system whenever a
laxative remedy is needed.
When buying note the full name
of the Company—California Fig Syrup
Co.,—printed on every package of the
genuine
Regular price 50* per hot ooe size only.
_ For sale by all leading druggists.
Composition of Precious 8tonee.
The iridescence of the opal is due
to the amount of water in Its composi
tion and contraction fissures In the
stone, but similar characteristics are
found In other stones where films
cause diffraction. The opalescence of
the moonstone Is caused by the enor-
mous number of planes of separation
in the stone, light being totally r *
fleeted from these planes.
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Had Time to Waste.
The late Sylvanus Miller, civil en
gineer, who was engaged in railroad
enterprises in Central America, was
In A ll cases o f
seeking local .support for a road, and DISTEMPER, PINK EYE, INFLUENZA.
attempted to give the matter point.
COLDS, ETC.,
He asked a native: “ How long does
O f A ll Horses, Brood Mares, Colts,
it take you to carry your goods to
Stallions, is to
market by mule packf”
“ Three
days,” was the reply.
“ There’s the
point,” said Miller. “ With our road ‘On their tongues or in the feed put Spohn’a Liquid
in operation you could take your goods Compound. Givetheremody to a llo f them. I t acta
on the blood
glands. I t routa the disease by
to market and be back home in one expelling
the disease germs. ^It wards off the trou
day.” “ Very good, senor,” answered ble. no matter how they are "exposed." Absolute
free from anythinginjurious. A child can safe
the native. “ But what would we do ly
ly take it. 60 cents and $1.00; $5.00 and $10.00 the
dozen. Sold by druggists, harness dealers, or sent
with the other two days?”
The Right W ay
“ SPOHN THEM”
express paid by the manufacturers.
Mothers w in Lad Mrs. Winslow's Soothing
Ryrup ths best roroedv to use lo t their ciiUUren
lu rin g the teething period.
“ Y e s ,” she admitted, “ this is the
first time I have ever been in love,
but— ”
“ But what?” interrupted the young
man in the moonlight scene, anxious
ly.
“ It is so nice,” she continued,
“ that I hope it won’t be the last.” —
Chicago News.
Ancient Fortune Divided.
San Jose, Cal.— The family o f Dr.
Thomas A. Perrin, a physician of this
city, say advices just received from
Brantford, Ont., has established claim
to $4,500,000 in the Bank o f England,
which has been lying idle there more
than 200 years.
The forturie will be divided among
nine heirs. A sister, Mrs. A . Craig,
o f North Dakota, gets a ninth share
and two nephews and three cousins, if
found, willl get a half million each.
Pulitzer is Dead.
Charleston, S. C.— Joseph Pulitzer,
proprietor o f the New York World and
the St. Louis Posh Dispatch, died here
aboard his yacht, the Liberty, in
Charleston harbor.
The immediate
cause o f Mr. Pulitzer’s death was heart
failure. He had been in ill health for
several days, but until a few houn
before the end came none o f those
around him suspected the gravity of
his condition.
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Coffee to Relieve Fatigue.
The question Is sometimes asked:
What will relieve fatigue more quick
ly than anything else?
Clerks In
■tores and men generally as well as
women shoppers become at times
very tired. Fortunately the British
army has thrashed the question out.
and tried every kind of decoction
that could be thought of, and we may
profit by their experience.
They
award the palm to coffee, and declare
It has neither auperlor nor equal tor
this purpose.
Did Horse Seek Death?
Can a horse commit suicide? Thll
theory Is brought forward through a
singular affair at Prlghouse, England.
About a week ago a horse fell Into a
pond In the vicinity of the Brighouse
cricket field, and It wag got out after
two hours of strenuous exertion
A
day or two later the horse found Its
way to the same pond, and this time
met with Its death. Brighouse people
are asking If the horse went there
purposely.
An Early Award,
“Do you think there Is anything
creditable In that man Sklnnum’s
past?" "W ell,” replied the discreet
man, “ I understand that somewhere
among his effects he has a mug with
the eentence ’For e, Good Boy’ printed
on In gilt letters. But, of course, I
have no way of knowing how he came
by IL”
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FO R LU M B AG O , R H E U M A TIS M
A N D K ID N E Y TR O U B LE
Salgrene is an old and tested remedy for almost
all kinds and all classes o f disease. Two part«
Salgrene and four parts Olive Oil makes an inval
uable remedy for Lumbago. Kidney Trouble and
Rheumatism.
It is especially recommended in
eases o f Kidney Trouble, as it contains absolutely
no alcohol, alcohol being an irritant to the kid-
neys. T R Y IT .
D A N D Y combination for cleaning and polishing
all kinds o f russet or tan shoes, 35c. “ Star’’ size, lUc.
ELITE combination for gentlemen who take
pride in having their shoes look A 1. Restore«
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brush or cloth. 2Se.
BABY ELITE s I m 10 c .
I f your dealer does not keep the kind you want,
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a full sD<’ pool
“ In s u r e in s u r e i n s u r a n c e ”
Above are the prize winning trademark
and motto.
Winner o f the $50 prize for trademark !•
J. (i. Hrnith, Hotel Ellsworth, Denver, Colo.
Winner o f the prize for motto 1« Burl Arm
strong, 829 East Third Bouth Street, Balt
Lake City, Utah.
The judge* o f the contest were: A. N.
McKay. General Manager *1 the Balt
Lake Tribune and Telegram: W. W.
Armstrong. President o f the National
Copper Bauk o f Halt Lake City (no
relation to the motto prize winner);
J . 8. Critchlow, Manager o f Western
Fuel Co.. Balt Lake City.
8o many designs and motto« were «ubralt-
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Impossible to arrive at a decision by Ot lo b f
14. and therefore asked and received an ex
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Niagara Rapids Braved.
W H I T T E M O R F . B R 0 8 . & C O .f
Niagara Falls— Captain Klaus Lar 20-20 A lb a n y St., C a m b r id j
The Oldest and Largest Manuj lurers o j
son, o f Detroit, made his second N i
¡Shoe P o lis h e s in the W o
agara river trip in a motorboat from
the cataract to Lewiston. He com
pleted the six-mile trip through the
turbulent water in 25 minutes, coming
through without a scratch. Larson
says he is through with Niagara ad
ventures, but next year will make a
trip across the Atlantic in his boat,
the “ Niagara.”
As the Niagara
entered the whirlpool Larson was
caught in a cross-current and almost
drawn into the vortex.
Seedlats Apple Found,
Reno, N ev.— Through an accidental
discovery made by C. S. Seager, o f
Davis Creek, Cal., in an apple orchard
at Pine Creek, California, o f a tree
bearing seedless and coreless apples,
it is hoped that with the assistance o f
Luther Burbank it will be possible to
propagate seedless apples.
Seager will take 12 samples to Bur
bank. The tree on which they grew
is seven years old, but has been
eaten back by livestock. This year
it bore 25 seedless apples, all perfect
and coreless.
ChemiaU and Bacteriologists
G O S H E N . IN D .,
STO PS
í'lfiiS t v e i
hundreds o f natives into the city o f
Tripoli in chains and shooting them in
groups is announced in the Lokal An-
zeiger. The dispatch from the scene
o f the war further says that discipline
in the Italian ranks is demoralized.
The Turks have organized a regular
caravan service for provisioning their
rl n « « t In Q u a l'ty . L a r g e s t In V a r la ty -
forces from the Southern provinces.
They meet every requirement for cleaning and
The Arabs are streaming more numer tollshing shoes o f utl kinds and colors.
ously than ever to the aid o f the
Turks, even from the most remote
provinces.
The soldiers have lost their heads
and are almost out o f control o f theic
officers.
The genctal staff is more
than uneasy.
According to the correspondent, in
Thursday’s battle the losses on both
sides were enormous.
Hundreds of
Tripolitans broke through the Italian
sides and disappeared in the desert.
For the first time the Turks were re
pulsed, instead o f withdrawing volun G I L T KIMJK the only ladles shoe dressing
that positively contains OIL. Blacks and Polishes
tarily.
Nevertheless they repeated ladles’
and children's boots and shoes, Rhine«
w ith o u t ru b b in g , 25o. “ French Gloss,” luc.
several times their vain attacks.
Tripoli— The Turkish forces attack
ed the town o f Homs, not far from
Tripoli, but were repulsed with heavy
losses.
Special Agents Wanted
S P O H N M E D IC A L C O .
&
COL. B
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Futile.
Teacher — Tommy, what is the
meaning o f the word futility?
Tommy— I don’ t know exactly, but
as an example it would be trying to
tickle a turtle’s back with a chicken
feather.— Youngstown Telegram.
The Extreme Threat.
A t the finish o f a “ neighborly”
quarre’, ;
“ By jove, i f you don’t stop trying
to make me angry. I ’ll get my w ife a
new hat and then you will have to buy
one for yours.” — Toledo Blade.
Stomach Blood and
Liver Troubles
Much licknesi starts with weak stomach, and consequent
poor, impoverished blood. Nervous and pale-people lack
iood, rich, red blood. Their stomachs need invigorating
or, after all, a man can be no stronger than his stomach.
A remedy that makes the stomach strong and the liver
active, makes rich red blood and overcomes and drives
out disease-producing bacteria and cures a whole multi
tude of diseases.
i
G e t r id o t y o o r S to m a c h W eakness a n d
L iv e r L a z in e s s by t a k l n i a c o u rs e o t
D r . P ie r c e ’ s G o ld e n M e d ic a l D is c o v e ry
— th e t r e a t S to m a c h R e s to ra tiv e , L iv e r
I n v l i o r a t o r a n d B lo o d e ie a n s e r .
5p3sSSs2=?g
You can’ t afford to accept any medicine of unknown
composition as a substitute for “ Golden Medical Disoov
cry,” which is a medicine os kn o w n c o m p o s it io n , having
a complete list of ingredients in plain English on its bot
tle-wrapper, same being attested as correct under oath.
Pr. Ware*« Pleasant Pellet* regulate and Invigorate Stomach, Liver sod Bowels.
Metaphorical Zoology.
“ You look warm.”
" I have been chasing a hat.”
The latest mixed metaphor core?«
“ Did your hat blow off.”
from France, and is worthy o f being
“ It was not my hat; it belonged to
placed on record. The occasion o f it
was a dock strike at Rochefort, the somebody else and it had a pretty girl
dockers being filled with indignation j under it .”
because the authorities refused them j “ Did you catch it? ”
“ Yes. My w ife saw me chasing
a fortnight’s holiday on full pay, and
this is how their spokesman rendered it .” — Houston Post.
the ancient sentiment that worms will
turn. “ Even the feeble sheep,” he
exclaimed, “ when the fierce blasts o f
indignation make its fleece bristle up
LTHE K E Y S T O N E j
on end, feels that it must thrust out
TO H EALTH
its talons and scratch.” — Pall Mall
IS
Gazette.
T R Y MURINE EYE REMEDY
for Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes
and Granulated Eyelids. Murine Doesn't !
Smart— Soothes Eye Pain. Druggists
Sell Murine Eye Remedy, Liquid, 25c,
50c, $1.00.
Murine Eye Salve In !
Aseptic Tubes, 25c, $1.00. Eyo Books
and Eye Advice Free by Mail.
Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago,
Singular.
W e noted yesterday the drowning
of a boy named Johnny Ward In Mill
river, and stated hta body had not
been found. That night a man who
Is familiar with the circumstances of
the case had a dream In which he
■aw the boy, so he states, clinging to
a post under a building. Yesterday a
careful search for the body was made,
and it was found under Daniels' mill,
on Mill street, the arms of the lad
firmly clasped about a piece or timber
used for a support to the building.
The finding of the body in the posi
tion as seen In the dream Is singular.
— Hartford Courant.
H O S T E T T E R ’S ,
STOMACH
BITTERS
S tom a ch out
of order?
Bow els W eak?
TAKE A COURSE OF
THE BITTERS
At Once
It will do you fo o d
A pin scratch may cause blood poison,
a rusty nail cut is very apt to do so.
Hamlins Wizard Oil used at once draws
out all infection and makes blood poison j
impossible.
M e x ic a n
Mustang
Linim ent
Clara Barton'a Splendid Work.
America owes lta Red Croat almost
tntlreiy to one woman—Clara Barton.
While rearing In Europe, after her ar
FO R R H EU M ATISM .
duous work during the civil war, she
Mrs. O liv e Huntington, Nortons, O re ., ssjrsI J
learned of Mr. Durant, read bis book,
" I consider your Moxioin Mustang L in -I
iment the best o f liniments. I have used I
looked Into the treaty, saw Its appli
it for different ailments and it a lw a v« I
cation In the wars then pending, and
gave satisfactory results. It is especially |
good in ruses o f Inflammatory Rheum
came home determined that her own
tism and «11 forms o f lameness."
country should ratify the treaty and
put It to good use. Said Miss Barton:
23c. 80c. $ 1 * bottle at D rug A. G en ’ l Stos
" If we had adopted the Red Cross Idea
In the Civil war Andersonvllle, with
Mrs. Knagg— Your promises don’t
Us 10,000, would never have stained go any more.
I want some money.
our record.”
Money talks.
Mr. Knagg — I know it does, my
Constipation causes and seriously ag
gravates many diseases.
It is thor dear. That’s why I didn’t spring any
oughly cured by Dr. Pierce’s Pellets. on you. I didn’t think you’d care to
meet arrival.— Chicago News.
Tiny sugar-coated granules.
I
“ I shall never again ask him for bis
Purleta Up In Arms.
The purists are new objecting to ths advice.”
"W h a t’s the matter?”
use of auch modern terms aa "drum
“ He never thinks what I have made
mer" for commercial traveler, "sleep
er" for sleeping car, "hard up," "on up my mind to do is right.” — Detroit
the go" and so on. They also oppose Free Press.
■the phrase, "an awfully pretty girl”
on the ground that beiiuty never pro
duces awe in the beholder.
Just Like Th.lt.
*1 shall not permit you,” he de
clared, “ to trample on o r lore with
impunity." " I shall not do it," she
sauctl) replied, for she bad just been
Invited to go to dinner with the son
o f a Pittsburgh millionaire. "When I
trample on your love I shall do It with
my feet.“
Roman Cookery.
The striking features of cookery
among the rich Romans were: molti
plicity of dishes, the destruction and
waste of vast quantities of material,
and the absolute dlagufetng of flavor«
by means of extraordinary combina
tions of highly seasoned sauces and
gravies.
Overcoming Obztaciea.
•
There Is something else for ns to
to in this world than to resign our-
•eivee to a series of circumstances. If
ws try hard enough w# will find ■
say to surmount them.
oughs of
Children
#
Especially night coughs. Na
ture needs a little help to quiet
the irritation, control the In
flammation, check the progress
of the disease. Our advice is
— g iv e the c h ild re n A y e r ’s
C h e r r y P ec to ra l. Ask your
doctor if this is his advice also.
He knows best. Do as he says.
W s pubi Isla oar for vw n i« «
W s bsBtsh «Isolasi
from o sr na sd toi ass
y
.u e r s
W s a r g » y e s to
soasa’. « pome
If you think constipation is ot trifling
consequence, |utt ask
sk your doctor. He
will disabuse you of that notion in abort
order. "Correct if, at once I ’’ be will
eay. Then szk him about Ayer's Pills.
A mild liver pill, ill vegetable.
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