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THE HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON. what Thursday, July 22, 1937 ................................................. thinks .about: W HO ’S NEWS THIS W EEK... By Lemuel F. Perlen Way Back When By JE A N N E Third Term Ballyhoo. ARTIST WAS A L A W Y E R ’S CITES RULES FOR HT N ational Topics In terpreted ANTA MONICA, CA LIF.— APPR EN TICE TRUCK OPERATION by William Bruckart Foe of Demoniac Forces. A fter a p resident h a s been N ational P ress Building W ashington D. C. XT EW YORK. — Anatole France EJENRi MATISSE, one of the »re-elected it’s ce rtain th a t som e . 1 1 greatest of moderr French art in sp ire d p a trio t who is snuggled Full Loads, Backhauls, Are A ' concluded his "Revolt of the ists, whose works now sell for hun Angels” with the observation that close to the throne will b urst — This article shall the keenest medical minds said he Important Points. man’s only hope lay in “ The Con dreds of thousands ot francs, might be Washington. devoted not to politics nor to could not live and if he did live fro m his cell with a terrib le yell have been a commonplace lawyer quest of the Demons of Anger and C. A shby, A sso cia te C hief In L ive affairs of the gov would be a hopeless invalid. to proclaim th a t unless the B y R. Stock Fear in His Own Soul.” The quota had not Fate stepped in when she M arketing. U n iv ersity of Future ernment of the na- But Dr. West was made out of Illin ois.—WNU S e r v ic e. tion may be a bit awry, since the did. He was born in a small town ad o red incum bent consents t i o n exclusively the same mold from which came Leader» Full loads, steady use, high per bookais not at hand, but it is perti in Picardy in 1869. son ot a wheat ag a in to succeed him self this centage of backhauls and careful but to the future— the founders of our nation and from nent to today’s news of the expedi dealer. His childhood was unevent ^nation is doom ed. handling are four essentials in suc tion to the arctic in the interest of ful and he became a lawyer's ap the future leaders. It shall be, to whom, as founders, the traditions that extent, a discussion of funda and the methods known now as the Incidentally, the said patriot’s cessful operation of motor trucks. demon slaying—the first of its kind, prentice. Then, Fate came along mentals about which I think there American way have grown. These facts are pointed out in a barring Siegfried’s hunting trip in with an attack of appendicitis present job and perquisites a l s o which left him an invalid for many can be no controversy. It was Dr. West who devoted, would be doomed, so study which the department of ag the land of the ice queen. First, let us take a quick survey. indeed, dedicated his life to the or months. In order to keep occupied h o couldn’t be ricultural economics, University of In the Capitol building of our own The above allusion suggests no while convalescing, he took up ganization and development of the blamed for privately Illinois, college of agriculture, has brooding on the dis completed in co-operation with 15 over-simplification ot the purposes painting; and it proved so fascinat nation there is raging a bitter de Boy Scouts of America. It is now an tressful thought. You truck operators who kept records of of Dr. George W. Crile, famous sur ing that he never opened another bate between two schools of political organization of more than two mil thought. The question is whether lion boys and there are some six their activities in hauling farm geon and bio-chemist, who is head law book. ¡wouldn’t call h i m ing a voyage to the Arctic. Specifi Matisse's first paintings, in the there shall be a law passed that will million who can be called alumni selfish, but y o u products over a one-year period. cally, he fights the demoniac forces give to the President of the United because they have grown too old to could call him hope Three general laws of business of anger and fear which now range early 1900s, brought but a few States the power to appoint addi remain in the ranks of active Boy francs. He and the group with ful, especially since are demonstrated by the data ob the world and which any newspaper which he associated himself, all fa tional justices to the bench of the Scouts. (there's a chance his tained, even in the small number reader Supreme court when and if present can recognize on sight. At I mentioned earlier that this was ballyhoo may direct of trucks on which records were seventy-three, sitting members reach the age of an army of peace, an army devoted he hopes to find in . attention upon him kept. In the first place, costs de the Far North knowledge which will seventy-five and refuse to retire to the maintenance of American as a suitable candi crease with the volume of output, from active work. traditions. No better proof of this date when his idol Irvin S. Cobb in this case miles covered. Second, strengthen his arm and temper his supplementing knowledge In Spain, a bitter political war need be given, if any were needed, says no to the prop lower costs tend to result in lower sword, fare moves on apace. It is over the than the notorious fact that rep osition. He might ride in on the prices or charges for hauling, and, which he previously gleaned in the question whether Communism of the resentatives from the three total- backwash, which would be e v e n third, total earnings increase as vol African jungles. Russian sort or Fascism of the Ital iarian states—Italy, Germany and nicer than steering a tidal wave for ume increases. Seals and walruses, neither of ian brand should be the dominant Russia—are missing from the en somebody else. The greater the number of miles them particularly angry or scared, influence in the government of that campment. In two of those states Political observers have a name driven, the less the operating cost will be studied by Dr. Crile—not as nation. the Boy Scout movement has been for this. They call it “sending up a mile and hour because the fixed examples of dignity and complac In the Far East, along the Rus superseded by a dictator’s decree a balloon.” It's an apt simile, a costs are distributed over more ency, but as the owners and pro sian border, troops of the Japanese which forces regimentation and mil balloon being a flimsy thing, full units. Cost of operation a mile for prietors of certain unique energy emperor and of the Russian dicta itarizing of the youth. They are of hot air, and when it soars aloft trucks with 25,000 miles or more releasing mechanisms that seem tor, Stalin, glared at each other. being trained for war. Happily most nobody knows where it will come of use was 38 per cent lower than to work better than the human Their controversy also involves po countries still pin their faith to the down—if at all. It lacks both steer for the group with 15,000 miles or carburetor, the suprarenal gland litical bases. That controversy also virtues summarized in the Scout system. Dr. Crile has dissected and less. ing gears and terminal facilities. is complicated by economic condi law—the boys promise not to die Return loads mean more profits. studied about 800 jungle animals in There have been cases when the tions. It is a powder keg. but to live, not to cringe but to same comparison might have been Trucks which brought back a high the interest of civilized human be Back in Europe, we find a dicta blossom, by holding themselves ev applied not alone to the balloon percentage of return loads consist havior, and now, to piece out his tor, Hitler by name, persecuting er trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friend but to the gentleman who launched ently were among the group having mosaic of life energy, he goes North the lowest operating costs. Although on an expedition—not to the ant but mous now, were called “the wild citizens of Germany almost without ly, courteous, obedient, cheerful, It. A political question there is thrifty, clean, and last but not So let’s remain calm. It’s tradi there was not much correlation be the sea lion. beasts" because of their mad style. end. involved and it is complicated deep least to maintain a reverence for tional in our history that no presi tween costs a mile and average Their paintings outraged conserva These researches have enabled dent ever had to go ballooning in or weight hauled, it was found that a him in certain instances to cure tives of the art world. Matisse was ly by religion and race. Hitler and God. So, I think I can be pardoned for der to find out how the wind blew fully loaded truck reduces the ton- chronic anger and fear. He finds accused of willful eccentricity, his minions seek to destroy, first, and that no volunteer third-term mile costs considerably. In the cost that in this day of newspapers, senseless disregard ot nature, and the Catholic church and, second, the feeling I have that in this en campment lie the seeds of a con boomer ever succeeded in taking of hauling live stock, the mileage radio and press agents there are a deliberate intent to advertise him the Jews. required to pick up a full load is an Somewhat set off by the great tinued free America, waiting the the trip himself. self. His paintings were refused high-voltage stimuli loose every time to take root and bloom into important item. where which make high blood-pres exhibition space in many galleries, Alps, although woven intricately in For the 15 trucks the average cost sure the curse of the age. T h e but slowly he built recognition for to the whole picture, is another dis manhood. It is from these and from Modern Prairie Schooners. these alone that we can hope to X X /'E’RE certainly returning — including operating labor was 7.2 name “John L. Lewis” will make his work. In 1927, his “Fruits and torted and disturbing condition. In maintain in our beloved nation a with modern improvements— cents a mile. Omitting operating one citizen apoplectic, while “Tom Flowers” won first prize in the Car Italy, Mussolini, having most of his political system which warrants to prairie schooner days when rest labor, driver and helper, the aver Girdler” will induce a similar em negie International exhibition In people under his steel boot, is now neither Communism nor Fascism; less Americans are living on wheels age cost was 4.78 cents a mile. The bolism in another. 1928, the Luxembourg galleries bid preparing for new crusades. He has which desires liberty and peace and and housekeeping on wheels and trucks averaged 9.1 miles a gallon 300,000 for his picture. “Side ordered all steel producing units which challenges the cockeyed theo For aggravated cases of this kind, board,” francs having babies on wheels. Only the of gasoline, 519.6 miles a gallon of but the man who once could in Italy to increase their produc ries that government must care for other day twins were born aboard oil, 27.3 ton-miles a gallon of gaso Dr. Crile has a simple “Denerva hardly buy enough bread with the tion to the maximum so that war the rather than the people a trailer. And—who knows?—per line and 15.2 miles an hour of tion” operation, in which he throt few francs his work brought could material will be available. Musso care people for their government. tles down the too rampant adrenal now afforo to donate thj picture to lini wants more territory; he wants haps right now the stork, with a operation. It seemed to me, therefore, to be glands. Judging from the past, he them, accepting only one franc in to expand the influence of Fascism future president in her beak, is flap could operate on the opposed prin order to make the transaction le and he wants to build a gigantic something of a sour note that the ping fast, trying to catch up with Rations Protect Birds’ cipals in a labor dispute and have world power in a military way with National Y o u t h administration somebody’s perambulating bunga Health, Expert Explains them falling over each other to sign gal. Rome as the center and with him which set up a hideous looking, box low. like structure near the center of In spite of high feed prices and an agreement. as the head. So it’s a fitting moment to revive SINGER WAS A BISCUIT PACKER the capital city from which litera low returns for eggs, experienced A resident of Cleveland, he is the the story of early Montana when are using well-balanced founder and head of the Cleveland Through many years residents of ture could be distributed to the Boy some settlers were discussing the poultrymen instead of cheaper feeds that Clinic, which is carrying through T TSUALLY we are inclined to give Washington and visitors to the capi- Scouts. This structure looked for relative merits of various makes of rations too much credit to chance or all the world like a soft drink stand D •IJ - ° f t 'l e n a t *O n lack essential nutrients, says Dr. profound studies of the adrenal and those canvas-covered arks which H. S. Wilgus, Jr., luck in analyzing the success of at a cheap carnival and I, per ouiiain g ’ have gloried in a poultryman for bore such hosts of emigrants west Colorado State College Experiment thyroid glands, and of bodily me prominent people, forgetthj that sonally, resented the action of Na for Future greensward t h a t tabolisms generally. His researches without th ? talent to ‘ake advantage ward. They named over the Cones borders the Poto tional Youth administration officials in the world war vastly widened of an unexpected opportunity they toga, the South Bend, the Murphy, station. These poultrymen have learned and deepened the knowledge of the mac river within the District of Co who ordered its construction. I felt the Studebaker and various others. that many of the cheaper rations mechanized functioning of the en could not have risen. Helen Mor lumbia. It is a justly famous park, this way because the National Youth From under her battered sunbon- do not provide necessary vitamins gan’s sudden rise to fame is an ex made more beautiful by such state administration is predicated upon net there spoke up a weather beaten and proteins which protect the docrine glands. ample. ly structures as the monument to the very theory that I have just old lady who, with her husband and health of the birds and of the chicks Born in Danville, Illinois, her fa George Washington and the great condemned—a theory that govern These discoveries led him to de her growing brood, had spent the and poults. scribe the human body as an auto ther died when she was very young, citadel of beauty erected to the mem ment must serve as a father for long years bumping along behind an Poults require a higher percent mobile, in which the brain is the leaving He'en Morgan and her ory of Abraham Lincoln. And, to add everybody and that it must lay ox team from one frontier camp to age of protein, vitamins and min battery, the suprarenal gland sys mother practically penniless When to this beauty is the vista across down rules to which all must sub another. erals than chicks. The needs of tem the carburetor, the liver the she was five year old, paint thrown the river where stands in grandeur scribe. It is the nearest thing to "Boys,” she said, shifting her chicks or poults for these nourish gasoline tank, the muscles the mo by another child partially blinded the beautiful home that was the the regimentation that is going on in ■null-stick, “I always did claim the ing elements in certain feeds are tor, and the thyroid gland the gear her, and she had to spend a full residence of Robert E. Lee—main nations under dictators that exists yeai in a dark room She sang to taining throughout the years the in our government today. old hickory waggin wuz the best highest during the first week of life, box. herself to pass the long dark hours one there is fur raisin’ a family in.” and gradually decline until the birds In Africa, Dr. Crile shot and dis and later she sang in a church choir respect that a nation has for a great • • * approach sexual maturity. Cabled dispatches from Russia in military leader. It reposes, or seems sected hundreds of animals, from Pugs Versus Statesmen. More of certain vitamins are the smallest up to lions and rhino- in Chicago. There, she worked as to repose, in peace and quiet as do dicate again that the dictator, Sta- I T ’S confusing to read that poor needed in breeder rations than in cerosi. He finds that lions have a a manicurist, a waitress, a comp the thousands of men who rest in „ . . . lin, is determined 1 decrepit Jim Braddock, having laying rations in order to insure sympathetic gland reinforcing sys tometer operator, and a model. She the hillsides of Arlington National H eavy H and t0 rid the was a ribbon clerk at Marshall reached the advanced age of thirty- high hatchability and vigorous tem which enables the adrenals to of Stalin of anyone and ev cemetery. four or thereabouts, is all washed chicks or poults. It therefore is deal action hormones with a tre Field’s department store and a bis eryone who m a y In this peaceful setting for ten up, and, then, in another column, more economical and desirable to mendous kick. That’s what makes cuit packer for thp National Biscuit days, more than twenty-six thou be opposed to him. The official an to discover that the leading candi use rations adapted to these specific the lion such a good self-starter sand boys—the leaders of the fu nouncements of the so-called Soviet dates to supply young blood on the purposes. ture—were congregated in a Na government tell of the “liquidation” and the sure winner of any jungle Supreme court bench are but bound tional Jamboree of the Boy Scouts of numerous individuals who have track meet. Lions, tigers and fero ing juveniles of around sixty-six. Calf Feeding of America. Tents were everywhere. objected to Stalin’s tactics or who cious lone workers in general have This creates doubt in the mind of Uncounted boys in the khaki shorts, are seeking to revise the Soviet this hair-trigger starter. Creep-fed calves started on grain a fellow who, let us say, is quite before they go on grass will con which is their uniform, flitted about system. “Liquidation” in Russia Herding animals have a less sen a few birthdays beyond that en tinue to go into the “creep” to eat, the city or held various maneuvers means that those individuals were gendered wreck, Mr. Braddock, yet even though they run with the cows sitive starting and stimulating or staged dramas of the ages in a executed by a firing squad. A dead still has a considerable number of in the pasture, according to the mechanism. Less complex, c o l d - great arena. Among them was a man can cause no harm to the as years to go before he'll be an agile College of Agriculture, University of blooded creatures, like crocodiles, sprinkling, and the number was not pirations of a dictator. The Stalin administration ar adolescent like some senators. He Illinois. Equal parts by measure of with special defensive armament, more than a sprinkling compared to can’t decide whether he ought to shelled corn and whole oats make a have an even slower takeoff, but the boys, of the scoutmasters and ranges for the “liquidation” of its join the former at the old men’s good feed for calves. About 20 bush- Dr. Crile's main point is that they mature men who constitute the lead opponents by coercion of confes home or enlist with the latter in the j els of grain and 200 pounds of hay all have an ignition system which ership of this great army of_youth. sions and this is followed up by perfectly serves their survival Boy Scouts. I hope I may be forgiven for inter what the Soviet calls a trial in a may be eaten by a calf up to wean needs. jecting here an expression of my court of justice. The courts of jus ing time in the fall, when they are Quiescent Major Generals. personal feelings. It has been my tice are owned and controlled by usually sold at weights of about As Dr. Crile sees it, the malad lot to work hard from the time I Stalin; they decide as they are told SOMETHING has gone out of life. 700 pounds at nine or ten months of justment or malfunctioning of our put off swaddling clothes. The work to decide and there is no such thing For months now no general of age. energy apparatus releases ungov I have done and the experiences I as an impartial court in Russia be the regular army, whether retired erned emotions, precipitated in body have met had a tendency to make cause the government owns t h e or detailed to a civilian job, has poisons, and helps put the world Young Turkey Ration talked himself into a jam —a rasp even more out of plumb than it na company. None of her jobs lasted me callous, somewhat cynical. But courts and names the judges who The Missouri College of Agricul turally seems to be. An artificially long, for her eyes were always on I must confess that on half a dozen are to do the government’s bidding. berry jam, if you want to make Private advices from abroad seem ture reports good results from this changed environment—with all the the stage. She sang occasionally in occasions as I wandered through a cheap pun of it. Maybe it’s being officially gagged economical ration for growing new problems of urban living and cabarets and finally got a job this tented city, I gave thought to to show that there is a very serious for so long while on active service poults: For the first 8 to 10 weeks, an unstable and complex economy through Ziegfeld in the chorus of my own boyhood and to two boys uprising underneath the surface in that makes such a conversational supply a mixture of 210 pounds of —makes people keep on getting “Sally.’' Dissatisfied, she quit, and for whom I am responsible, I felt Russia. Thousands of Russians have Tessie out of the average brigadier yellow corn meal, 75 pounds of bran, mad about things which they can’t Billy* Rore hired her to sing in his a swelling of pride, a satisfaction grown tired of having one man de of heart, that I live in a nation termine whether they shall live or when he goes into private pursuits 50 pounds shorts, 25 pounds alfalfa possibly affect or control, unlike the Backstage club. and lets his hair down. It’s leaf meal, 50 pounds meat scrap, animals, and renders latterday man That was Helen Morgan’s lucky which has given me the right to die and they yearn again for a system of courts which will de as though he took off his tact along 50 pounds soy bean meal, 25 pounds a signal failure in the main business cuance. The Backstage club was liberty and progress. Moreover, there came to me the termine their guilt or innocence in with his epaulettes. And when he dried milk, 5 pounds salt and 10 of life, which is "continuous adap so small that she was forced to sit subsides there's always another to pounds cod liver oil. This ration is tation.” on the piano! Most of us would con thoughts of the future of my own accordance with honest evidence kept before them all the time, with two boys and the millions of others presented and not in accordance take his place. At home in the wider generalisa sider it a disadvantage, and per just like them— future leaders of a with the way the governing clique You see, under modern warfare water and granite grit. haps she did. too. But the public tions of his subject. Dr. Crile sees nation that holds forth such possibil wants justice administered. the commanding officer is spared. here the collective elements of so was Interested: she became a sen ities as are best evidenced by the As the Russian judiciary is con He may lead the retreat, but never sation, and speedily rose to fame cial instability — Fuehrers, mobs, Oats for Hay encampment of those twenty-six structed under the mailed fist of the charge. When the boys go over Musical comedies and motion pic In cases where oats are to be demagogs, kluxers, messiahs, war tures starred her, and soon she was thousand then within the range Stalin, courts are a farce. Without the top is he out in front waving a mongers. and inflammatory a n d of my vision. such a court structure, however, sword? Not so you’d notice it. By used for hay this season, the Mis provocative inciters of wcrld de singing in a night club named for a dictator could not perpetuate his the new rules he’s signing papers souri experiment station recom mentia in general. her, at a salary of $1,500 per week. He thinks a gen Then, no tribute to these future own power. He must have control In a bombproof nine miles behind mends cutting with a grain binder eral all-around job of scientific hu Today she is known the world over the lines and about the only peril rather than a mower. Oats cut with man reconditioning Is possibly the Perhaps, if Helen Morgan had not leaders of our nation and to the of the courts in order to carry out he runs is from lack of exercise in a mower lose color under the sun’s only answer. nation which bred under the guise of law all of the had to sit on the piano in the Back- T ribate ray« and considerable trash may the fresh air. them can or will whims and fancies and hatreds that stage club, she would never have to W e t May be, in view of what so often be raked up with them. If a binder be complete with he possesses. A nation of free people He Is a native of Chilo, Ohio, risen to stardom. Perhaps, she happens when peace ensues, w e is used, adjust the mechanism so taking several academic degrees be would have sung comparatively un- out mention of does not long remain free after its should save on privates instead of that loose bundles are made. When fore completing hjg medical educa known for a couple of years, and i? JaD1M E West, Chief Scout ------------ — courts become subjected to the di shocking, set up not more t h a n generals. tion in a number of foreign uni gone back to manicuring or biscuit / “ ecullve. Dr. West was an orphan rection and control of one man. three bundles in a place. Small versities. IRVIN 8. COBB. packing But, remember, she had Worse, he was a cripple. And Judges who can administer justice shocks make for rapid curing. • Conaolldatrd N « » i F i a L n i . A —WNU something worth delivering when *° these handicaps, there without fear or favor are the first WNU Sarvtca the sat on tha. piano. WM • P«riod In his early life when perquisite to liberty. S B -W N U Sarvlca. I * Waatarn Nawapapar Uni a».
