THE HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON.
what
Thursday, July 22, 1937
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thinks
.about:
W HO ’S NEWS
THIS W EEK...
By Lemuel F. Perlen
Way Back When
By JE A N N E
Third Term Ballyhoo.
ARTIST WAS A L A W Y E R ’S
CITES RULES FOR
HT
N ational Topics In terpreted
ANTA MONICA, CA LIF.—
APPR EN TICE
TRUCK
OPERATION
by William Bruckart
Foe of Demoniac Forces.
A fter a p resident h a s been
N ational P ress Building
W ashington D. C.
XT EW YORK. — Anatole France EJENRi MATISSE, one of the
»re-elected it’s ce rtain th a t som e .
1 1 greatest of moderr French art
in sp ire d p a trio t who is snuggled Full Loads, Backhauls, Are A ' concluded his "Revolt of the ists,
whose works now sell for hun
Angels” with the observation that
close to the throne will b urst
— This article shall the keenest medical minds said he
Important Points.
man’s only hope lay in “ The Con dreds of thousands ot francs, might be Washington.
devoted not to politics nor to could not live and if he did live
fro m his cell with a terrib le yell
have been a commonplace lawyer
quest
of
the
Demons
of
Anger
and
C. A shby, A sso cia te C hief In L ive
affairs of the gov would be a hopeless invalid.
to proclaim th a t unless the B y R. Stock
Fear in His Own Soul.” The quota had not Fate stepped in when she
M arketing. U n iv ersity of
Future
ernment of the na-
But Dr. West was made out of
Illin ois.—WNU S e r v ic e.
tion may be a bit awry, since the did. He was born in a small town
ad o red incum bent consents
t i o n exclusively the same mold from which came
Leader»
Full loads, steady use, high per bookais not at hand, but it is perti in Picardy in 1869. son ot a wheat
ag a in to succeed him self this centage of backhauls and careful
but to the future— the founders of our nation and from
nent to today’s news of the expedi dealer. His childhood was unevent
^nation is doom ed.
handling are four essentials in suc tion to the arctic in the interest of ful and he became a lawyer's ap the future leaders. It shall be, to whom, as founders, the traditions
that extent, a discussion of funda and the methods known now as the
Incidentally, the said patriot’s cessful operation of motor trucks. demon slaying—the first of its kind, prentice. Then, Fate came along mentals
about which I think there American way have grown.
These facts are pointed out in a barring Siegfried’s hunting trip in with an attack of appendicitis
present job and perquisites a l s o
which left him an invalid for many can be no controversy.
It was Dr. West who devoted,
would be doomed, so
study which the department of ag the land of the ice queen.
First, let us take a quick survey. indeed, dedicated his life to the or
months. In order to keep occupied
h o couldn’t
be
ricultural economics, University of
In
the
Capitol
building
of
our
own
The above allusion suggests no while convalescing, he took up
ganization and development of the
blamed for privately
Illinois, college of agriculture, has
brooding on the dis
completed in co-operation with 15 over-simplification ot the purposes painting; and it proved so fascinat nation there is raging a bitter de Boy Scouts of America. It is now an
tressful thought. You
truck operators who kept records of of Dr. George W. Crile, famous sur ing that he never opened another bate between two schools of political organization of more than two mil
thought. The question is whether lion boys and there are some six
their activities in hauling farm geon and bio-chemist, who is head law book.
¡wouldn’t call h i m
ing a voyage to the Arctic. Specifi
Matisse's first paintings, in the there shall be a law passed that will million who can be called alumni
selfish, but y o u
products over a one-year period.
cally, he fights the demoniac forces
give to the President of the United because they have grown too old to
could call him hope
Three general laws of business of anger and fear which now range early 1900s, brought but a few States
the power to appoint addi remain in the ranks of active Boy
francs. He and the group with
ful, especially since
are demonstrated by the data ob
the world and which any newspaper which he associated himself, all fa tional justices to the bench of the Scouts.
(there's a chance his
tained, even in the small number reader
Supreme court when and if present
can recognize on sight. At
I mentioned earlier that this was
ballyhoo may direct
of trucks on which records were seventy-three,
sitting
members reach the age of an army of peace, an army devoted
he
hopes
to
find
in
. attention upon him
kept. In the first place, costs de the Far North knowledge which will
seventy-five and refuse to retire to the maintenance of American
as a suitable candi
crease with the volume of output,
from active work.
traditions. No better proof of this
date when his idol Irvin S. Cobb in this case miles covered. Second, strengthen his arm and temper his
supplementing knowledge
In Spain, a bitter political war need be given, if any were needed,
says no to the prop
lower costs tend to result in lower sword,
fare moves on apace. It is over the than the notorious fact that rep
osition. He might ride in on the prices or charges for hauling, and, which he previously gleaned in the
question whether Communism of the resentatives from the three total-
backwash, which would be e v e n third, total earnings increase as vol African jungles.
Russian sort or Fascism of the Ital iarian states—Italy, Germany and
nicer than steering a tidal wave for ume increases.
Seals and walruses, neither of
ian brand should be the dominant Russia—are missing from the en
somebody else.
The greater the number of miles them particularly angry or scared,
influence in the government of that campment. In two of those states
Political observers have a name driven, the less the operating cost will be studied by Dr. Crile—not as
nation.
the Boy Scout movement has been
for this. They call it “sending up a mile and hour because the fixed examples of dignity and complac
In the Far East, along the Rus superseded by a dictator’s decree
a balloon.” It's an apt simile, a costs are distributed over more ency, but as the owners and pro
sian border, troops of the Japanese which forces regimentation and mil
balloon being a flimsy thing, full units. Cost of operation a mile for prietors of certain unique energy
emperor and of the Russian dicta itarizing of the youth. They are
of hot air, and when it soars aloft trucks with 25,000 miles or more releasing mechanisms that seem
tor, Stalin, glared at each other. being trained for war. Happily most
nobody knows where it will come of use was 38 per cent lower than to work better than the human
Their controversy also involves po countries still pin their faith to the
down—if at all. It lacks both steer for the group with 15,000 miles or carburetor, the suprarenal gland
litical bases. That controversy also virtues summarized in the Scout
system. Dr. Crile has dissected and
less.
ing gears and terminal facilities.
is complicated by economic condi law—the boys promise not to die
Return loads mean more profits. studied about 800 jungle animals in
There have been cases when the
tions. It is a powder keg.
but to live, not to cringe but to
same comparison might have been Trucks which brought back a high the interest of civilized human be
Back in Europe, we find a dicta blossom, by holding themselves ev
applied not alone to the balloon percentage of return loads consist havior, and now, to piece out his
tor, Hitler by name, persecuting er trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friend
but to the gentleman who launched ently were among the group having mosaic of life energy, he goes North
the lowest operating costs. Although on an expedition—not to the ant but mous now, were called “the wild citizens of Germany almost without ly, courteous, obedient, cheerful,
It.
A political question there is thrifty, clean, and last but not
So let’s remain calm. It’s tradi there was not much correlation be the sea lion.
beasts" because of their mad style. end.
involved and it is complicated deep least to maintain a reverence for
tional in our history that no presi tween costs a mile and average
Their
paintings
outraged
conserva
These
researches
have
enabled
dent ever had to go ballooning in or weight hauled, it was found that a him in certain instances to cure tives of the art world. Matisse was ly by religion and race. Hitler and God.
So, I think I can be pardoned for
der to find out how the wind blew fully loaded truck reduces the ton- chronic anger and fear. He finds accused of willful eccentricity, his minions seek to destroy, first,
and that no volunteer third-term mile costs considerably. In the cost that in this day of newspapers, senseless disregard ot nature, and the Catholic church and, second, the feeling I have that in this en
campment lie the seeds of a con
boomer ever succeeded in taking of hauling live stock, the mileage radio and press agents there are a deliberate intent to advertise him the Jews.
required to pick up a full load is an
Somewhat set off by the great tinued free America, waiting the
the trip himself.
self.
His
paintings
were
refused
high-voltage
stimuli
loose
every
time to take root and bloom into
important item.
where which make high blood-pres exhibition space in many galleries, Alps, although woven intricately in
For the 15 trucks the average cost sure the curse of the age. T h e but slowly he built recognition for to the whole picture, is another dis manhood. It is from these and from
Modern Prairie Schooners.
these alone that we can hope to
X X /'E’RE certainly returning — including operating labor was 7.2 name “John L. Lewis” will make his work. In 1927, his “Fruits and torted and disturbing condition. In maintain
in our beloved nation a
with modern improvements— cents a mile. Omitting operating one citizen apoplectic, while “Tom Flowers” won first prize in the Car Italy, Mussolini, having most of his political system which warrants
to prairie schooner days when rest labor, driver and helper, the aver Girdler” will induce a similar em negie International exhibition In people under his steel boot, is now neither Communism nor Fascism;
less Americans are living on wheels age cost was 4.78 cents a mile. The bolism in another.
1928, the Luxembourg galleries bid preparing for new crusades. He has which desires liberty and peace and
and housekeeping on wheels and trucks averaged 9.1 miles a gallon
300,000
for his picture. “Side ordered all steel producing units which challenges the cockeyed theo
For aggravated cases of this kind, board,” francs
having babies on wheels. Only the of gasoline, 519.6 miles a gallon of
but
the
man who once could in Italy to increase their produc ries that government must care for
other day twins were born aboard oil, 27.3 ton-miles a gallon of gaso Dr. Crile has a simple “Denerva hardly buy enough bread with the tion to the maximum so that war the
rather than the people
a trailer. And—who knows?—per line and 15.2 miles an hour of tion” operation, in which he throt few francs his work brought could material will be available. Musso care people
for their government.
tles down the too rampant adrenal now afforo to donate thj picture to lini wants more territory; he wants
haps right now the stork, with a operation.
It seemed to me, therefore, to be
glands. Judging from the past, he them, accepting only one franc in to expand the influence of Fascism
future president in her beak, is flap
could operate on the opposed prin order to make the transaction le and he wants to build a gigantic something of a sour note that the
ping fast, trying to catch up with Rations Protect Birds’
cipals in a labor dispute and have
world power in a military way with National Y o u t h administration
somebody’s perambulating bunga
Health, Expert Explains them falling over each other to sign gal.
Rome as the center and with him which set up a hideous looking, box
low.
like structure near the center of
In spite of high feed prices and an agreement.
as the head.
So it’s a fitting moment to revive
SINGER WAS A BISCUIT PACKER
the capital city from which litera
low
returns
for
eggs,
experienced
A resident of Cleveland, he is the
the story of early Montana when
are using well-balanced founder and head of the Cleveland
Through many years residents of ture could be distributed to the Boy
some settlers were discussing the poultrymen
instead of cheaper feeds that Clinic, which is carrying through T TSUALLY we are inclined to give Washington and visitors to the capi- Scouts. This structure looked for
relative merits of various makes of rations
too much credit to chance or
all the world like a soft drink stand
D
•IJ -
° f t 'l e n a t *O n
lack
essential
nutrients, says Dr. profound studies of the adrenal and
those canvas-covered arks which H. S. Wilgus, Jr.,
luck in analyzing the success of
at a cheap carnival and I, per
ouiiain
g
’
have
gloried
in
a
poultryman
for
bore such hosts of emigrants west Colorado State College Experiment thyroid glands, and of bodily me prominent people, forgetthj that
sonally,
resented the action of Na
for
Future
greensward
t
h
a
t
tabolisms generally. His researches without th ? talent to ‘ake advantage
ward. They named over the Cones
borders the Poto tional Youth administration officials
in the world war vastly widened of an unexpected opportunity they
toga, the South Bend, the Murphy, station.
These poultrymen have learned and deepened the knowledge of the
mac river within the District of Co who ordered its construction. I felt
the Studebaker and various others. that
many of the cheaper rations mechanized functioning of the en could not have risen. Helen Mor lumbia. It is a justly famous park, this way because the National Youth
From under her battered sunbon- do not provide necessary vitamins
gan’s sudden rise to fame is an ex made more beautiful by such state administration is predicated upon
net there spoke up a weather beaten and proteins which protect the docrine glands.
ample.
ly structures as the monument to the very theory that I have just
old lady who, with her husband and health of the birds and of the chicks
Born in Danville, Illinois, her fa George Washington and the great condemned—a theory that govern
These discoveries led him to de
her growing brood, had spent the and poults.
scribe the human body as an auto ther died when she was very young, citadel of beauty erected to the mem ment must serve as a father for
long years bumping along behind an
Poults require a higher percent mobile, in which the brain is the leaving He'en Morgan and her ory of Abraham Lincoln. And, to add everybody and that it must lay
ox team from one frontier camp to age of protein, vitamins and min battery, the suprarenal gland sys mother practically penniless When to this beauty is the vista across down rules to which all must sub
another.
erals than chicks. The needs of tem the carburetor, the liver the she was five year old, paint thrown the river where stands in grandeur scribe. It is the nearest thing to
"Boys,” she said, shifting her chicks or poults for these nourish gasoline tank, the muscles the mo by another child partially blinded the beautiful home that was the the regimentation that is going on in
■null-stick, “I always did claim the ing elements in certain feeds are tor, and the thyroid gland the gear her, and she had to spend a full residence of Robert E. Lee—main nations under dictators that exists
yeai in a dark room She sang to taining throughout the years the in our government today.
old hickory waggin wuz the best highest during the first week of life, box.
herself to pass the long dark hours
one there is fur raisin’ a family in.” and gradually decline until the birds
In Africa, Dr. Crile shot and dis and later she sang in a church choir respect that a nation has for a great
• • *
approach sexual maturity.
Cabled dispatches from Russia in
military leader. It reposes, or seems
sected hundreds of animals, from
Pugs Versus Statesmen.
More of certain vitamins are the smallest up to lions and rhino- in Chicago. There, she worked as to repose, in peace and quiet as do dicate again that the dictator, Sta-
I T ’S confusing to read that poor needed in breeder rations than in cerosi. He finds that lions have a a manicurist, a waitress, a comp the thousands of men who rest in
„
. . . lin, is determined
1 decrepit Jim Braddock, having laying rations in order to insure sympathetic gland reinforcing sys tometer operator, and a model. She the hillsides of Arlington National H eavy H and t0 rid the
was
a
ribbon
clerk
at
Marshall
reached the advanced age of thirty- high hatchability and vigorous tem which enables the adrenals to
of Stalin
of anyone and ev
cemetery.
four or thereabouts, is all washed chicks or poults. It therefore is deal action hormones with a tre Field’s department store and a bis
eryone who m a y
In
this
peaceful
setting
for
ten
up, and, then, in another column, more economical and desirable to mendous kick. That’s what makes cuit packer for thp National Biscuit days, more than twenty-six thou be opposed to him. The official an
to discover that the leading candi use rations adapted to these specific the lion such a good self-starter
sand boys—the leaders of the fu nouncements of the so-called Soviet
dates to supply young blood on the purposes.
ture—were congregated in a Na government tell of the “liquidation”
and the sure winner of any jungle
Supreme court bench are but bound
tional Jamboree of the Boy Scouts of numerous individuals who have
track meet. Lions, tigers and fero
ing juveniles of around sixty-six.
Calf Feeding
of America. Tents were everywhere. objected to Stalin’s tactics or who
cious lone workers in general have
This creates doubt in the mind of
Uncounted boys in the khaki shorts, are seeking to revise the Soviet
this
hair-trigger
starter.
Creep-fed calves started on grain
a fellow who, let us say, is quite before they go on grass will con
which is their uniform, flitted about system. “Liquidation” in Russia
Herding animals have a less sen
a few birthdays beyond that en tinue to go into the “creep” to eat,
the city or held various maneuvers means that those individuals were
gendered wreck, Mr. Braddock, yet even though they run with the cows sitive starting and stimulating
or staged dramas of the ages in a executed by a firing squad. A dead
still has a considerable number of in the pasture, according to the mechanism. Less complex, c o l d -
great arena. Among them was a man can cause no harm to the as
years to go before he'll be an agile College of Agriculture, University of blooded creatures, like crocodiles,
sprinkling, and the number was not pirations of a dictator.
The Stalin administration ar
adolescent like some senators. He Illinois. Equal parts by measure of with special defensive armament,
more than a sprinkling compared to
can’t decide whether he ought to shelled corn and whole oats make a have an even slower takeoff, but
the boys, of the scoutmasters and ranges for the “liquidation” of its
join the former at the old men’s good feed for calves. About 20 bush- Dr. Crile's main point is that they
mature men who constitute the lead opponents by coercion of confes
home or enlist with the latter in the j els of grain and 200 pounds of hay all have an ignition system which
ership of this great army of_youth. sions and this is followed up by
perfectly serves their survival
Boy Scouts.
I hope I may be forgiven for inter what the Soviet calls a trial in a
may be eaten by a calf up to wean needs.
jecting here an expression of my court of justice. The courts of jus
ing time in the fall, when they are
Quiescent Major Generals.
personal feelings. It has been my tice are owned and controlled by
usually sold at weights of about
As Dr. Crile sees it, the malad
lot to work hard from the time I Stalin; they decide as they are told
SOMETHING has gone out of life. 700 pounds at nine or ten months of justment or malfunctioning of our
put off swaddling clothes. The work to decide and there is no such thing
For months now no general of age.
energy apparatus releases ungov
I have done and the experiences I as an impartial court in Russia be
the regular army, whether retired
erned emotions, precipitated in body
have met had a tendency to make cause the government owns t h e
or detailed to a civilian job, has
poisons, and helps put the world
Young Turkey Ration
talked himself into a jam —a rasp
even more out of plumb than it na company. None of her jobs lasted me callous, somewhat cynical. But courts and names the judges who
The Missouri College of Agricul turally seems to be. An artificially long, for her eyes were always on I must confess that on half a dozen are to do the government’s bidding.
berry jam, if you want to make
Private advices from abroad seem
ture reports good results from this changed environment—with all the the stage. She sang occasionally in occasions as I wandered through
a cheap pun of it.
Maybe it’s being officially gagged economical ration for growing new problems of urban living and cabarets and finally got a job this tented city, I gave thought to to show that there is a very serious
for so long while on active service poults: For the first 8 to 10 weeks, an unstable and complex economy through Ziegfeld in the chorus of my own boyhood and to two boys uprising underneath the surface in
that makes such a conversational supply a mixture of 210 pounds of —makes people keep on getting “Sally.’' Dissatisfied, she quit, and for whom I am responsible, I felt Russia. Thousands of Russians have
Tessie out of the average brigadier yellow corn meal, 75 pounds of bran, mad about things which they can’t Billy* Rore hired her to sing in his a swelling of pride, a satisfaction grown tired of having one man de
of heart, that I live in a nation termine whether they shall live or
when he goes into private pursuits 50 pounds shorts, 25 pounds alfalfa possibly affect or control, unlike the Backstage club.
and lets his hair down. It’s leaf meal, 50 pounds meat scrap, animals, and renders latterday man
That was Helen Morgan’s lucky which has given me the right to die and they yearn again for a
system of courts which will de
as though he took off his tact along 50 pounds soy bean meal, 25 pounds a signal failure in the main business cuance. The Backstage club was liberty and progress.
Moreover, there came to me the termine their guilt or innocence in
with his epaulettes. And when he dried milk, 5 pounds salt and 10 of life, which is "continuous adap so small that she was forced to sit
subsides there's always another to pounds cod liver oil. This ration is tation.”
on the piano! Most of us would con thoughts of the future of my own accordance with honest evidence
kept before them all the time, with
two boys and the millions of others presented and not in accordance
take his place.
At home in the wider generalisa sider it a disadvantage, and per just like them— future leaders of a with the way the governing clique
You see, under modern warfare water and granite grit.
haps
she
did.
too.
But
the
public
tions of his subject. Dr. Crile sees
nation that holds forth such possibil wants justice administered.
the commanding officer is spared.
here
the collective elements of so was Interested: she became a sen ities as are best evidenced by the
As the Russian judiciary is con
He may lead the retreat, but never
sation,
and
speedily
rose
to
fame
cial instability — Fuehrers, mobs,
Oats for Hay
encampment of those twenty-six structed under the mailed fist of
the charge. When the boys go over
Musical
comedies
and
motion
pic
In cases where oats are to be demagogs, kluxers, messiahs, war tures starred her, and soon she was thousand then within the range Stalin, courts are a farce. Without
the top is he out in front waving a
mongers. and inflammatory a n d
of my vision.
such a court structure, however,
sword? Not so you’d notice it. By used for hay this season, the Mis provocative
inciters of wcrld de singing in a night club named for
a dictator could not perpetuate his
the new rules he’s signing papers souri experiment station recom mentia in general.
her, at a salary of $1,500 per week.
He
thinks
a
gen
Then, no tribute to these future own power. He must have control
In a bombproof nine miles behind mends cutting with a grain binder eral all-around job of scientific hu Today she is known the world over
the lines and about the only peril rather than a mower. Oats cut with man reconditioning Is possibly the
Perhaps, if Helen Morgan had not leaders of our nation and to the of the courts in order to carry out
he runs is from lack of exercise in a mower lose color under the sun’s only answer.
nation which bred under the guise of law all of the
had to sit on the piano in the Back-
T ribate
ray« and considerable trash may
the fresh air.
them can or will whims and fancies and hatreds that
stage club, she would never have
to W e t
May be, in view of what so often be raked up with them. If a binder
be complete with he possesses. A nation of free people
He Is a native of Chilo, Ohio, risen to stardom. Perhaps, she
happens when peace ensues, w e is used, adjust the mechanism so taking several academic degrees be would have sung comparatively un-
out mention of does not long remain free after its
should save on privates instead of that loose bundles are made. When fore completing hjg medical educa known for a couple of years, and i? JaD1M E West, Chief
Scout
------------
— courts become subjected to the di
shocking, set up not more t h a n
generals.
tion in a number of foreign uni gone back to manicuring or biscuit / “ ecullve. Dr. West was an orphan rection and control of one man.
three bundles in a place. Small versities.
IRVIN 8. COBB.
packing But, remember, she had
Worse, he was a cripple. And Judges who can administer justice
shocks make for rapid curing.
• Conaolldatrd N « » i F i a L n i .
A —WNU
something
worth
delivering
when
*° these handicaps, there without fear or favor are the first
WNU Sarvtca
the sat on tha. piano.
WM • P«riod In his early life when perquisite to liberty.
S
B -W N U Sarvlca.
I
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