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About The Hermiston herald. (Hermiston, Or.) 19??-1984 | View Entire Issue (March 18, 1937)
THE HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON. Thursday, March 18, 1937 "Eye for an Eye" THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young The “eye for an eye’’ law is found in the Old Testament, Ex odus 21:23, 24, 25: “. . . life for i life, eye for eye, tooth for tooth, | hand for hand, foot for foot, burn ing for burning, wound for wound, stripe for stripe.’’ I AM THE FAMOUS O-CEDAR MOP. THE THE FEATHERHEADS COME IN—TAKE None FELIX IS UPSTAIRS HE WAS CLEANING " OFF OUR WRAPS— DULL OUST HAVE T ime To THAW out ( BEFORE THE WALKS BUT HE’LL BE RIGHT V. DOWN 1—• DINNER x YD CAN EASILY SEE THAT GUESTS ARE COMING THE WAY THIS PLACE IS - CLEANED UP— AND ‘ I HAD A ) FLOCK OF L _ __ THESE SNOW TO SHOVEL,Too A LOT OF WORLD'S MOST POPULAR HOUSEKEEPING HELPER. I WORK FAST-HOLD THE DUST-NEVER SCATTER IT. CLEAN THERE s HUMOR 1 No DIRTY TOWEL UP HAS BEEN ( HERE — IS IT OKAY EVOLVED TO START ONE OF , ABOUT THESE DINKY CLEAN GLEST j ONES 2 ._ _ _ _ _ _ /W OH, FANNY! 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Bargain The decrepit old ear drove up to the toll-bridge. “Fifty cents,” cried the gateman. “Sold,” replied the driver.—Wall Street Journal. SAND ON HER SMOULDERS VSnR MOPS BROW AND SAS SME’D BETER 3U51 MM GUIE1LY WNU—13 11—37 A Vital Motive Ideal education is a vital motive for any and all good work. Drumhead Court Martial Any summary trial I« sometimes called a drumhead court-martial. Originally the name was given only to a summary and hasty court-mar tial called to try an offense commit ted on the battlefield or during a march. Most of the forms and cere monies are dispensed with. The name comes from the fact that for merly such court-martials were often conducted around a drum used as a table.
