THE HERMISTON HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON.
Thursday, March 18, 1937
"Eye for an Eye"
THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
The “eye for an eye’’ law is
found in the Old Testament, Ex
odus 21:23, 24, 25: “. . . life for
i life, eye for eye, tooth for tooth,
| hand for hand, foot for foot, burn
ing for burning, wound for wound,
stripe for stripe.’’
I AM THE FAMOUS
O-CEDAR MOP. THE
THE FEATHERHEADS
COME IN—TAKE
None
FELIX IS UPSTAIRS
HE WAS CLEANING
"
OFF
OUR WRAPS—
DULL OUST HAVE
T ime To THAW out
( BEFORE
THE WALKS BUT
HE’LL BE RIGHT
V. DOWN
1—•
DINNER x
YD CAN EASILY SEE
THAT GUESTS ARE COMING
THE WAY THIS PLACE IS -
CLEANED UP— AND
‘ I HAD A )
FLOCK OF L
_ __ THESE
SNOW TO
SHOVEL,Too
A LOT OF
WORLD'S MOST POPULAR
HOUSEKEEPING HELPER.
I WORK FAST-HOLD THE
DUST-NEVER SCATTER IT.
CLEAN
THERE s
HUMOR
1 No DIRTY TOWEL UP
HAS BEEN
( HERE — IS IT OKAY
EVOLVED
TO START ONE OF
,
ABOUT
THESE DINKY CLEAN
GLEST
j
ONES 2 ._ _ _ _ _ _
/W OH, FANNY!
FANCY
TOWELS—
TOWELS
Genius Alone
Fortune has rarely condescend
ed to be the companion of genius.
—Isaac Disraeli.
S’MATTER POP— But Don’t We Often Judge Who's Coming by the Clothes?
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Feels like a —AC
new woman now
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Why suffer with muscular pains of rheumatism,
neuralgia, lumbago, or chest cold? Thousands
say Hamlins Wizard Oil brings quick relief to
aching legs, arms, chest, neck, back. Just rub it
on—rub it in. Makes the skin glow with warmth
— muscles feel soothed — relief comes quick.
Pleasant odor. Will not stain clothes. At all
druggists.
HAMLINS
Backward, Turn Backward
( HE ALLOWS IF
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TO LIE OVER AGEN
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pel
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OUT
CASINO
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HERE ALL 2
ABOUT, PA :
WIZARD OIL
For MUSCULAR ACHES and PAINS
Due to RHEUMATISM NEURALGIA
LUMBAGO CHEST COLDS
HIM ? I UNOERSTANO
HE HAS TROUBLE ,
— wm HIS VISION ‘
Perfection in Art
The true work of art is but a
shadow of the divine perfection.—
Michael Angelo.
YES, HE’S ALWAYS
)
SEEING PARKING SPOTS
Beware Coughs
BEFORE MW EYES A
from common colds
That Hang On
Memory Lane
FINNEY OF THE FORCE
OH-HULLO,
‘ís A SHAME
AN‘ DID NEz
GIT HIS
"
Ml SeR SPEAD—
WHUT HAPPENEP
, 0 S ei 2 —==
THi S IS THE
RESULT OF
AN AUTO
ACCIDENT (
NO ? BUT
OH—HE wasn ' t
PRNING A CAR/
I—.
‘TWAS A
AUTO ACCIDINT?
NUMBER -
T hè RESULT
op ONE,
I SAID .
Ol'P BE
GLAD THEAR
‘BOLT IT, AN‘
EF Ol KIN—
ABOUT FOUR MONTHS
AGO I HIT this
MAN WITH MY
CAO-AMD LAST
WEEK HE SAW
ME--------- AMD
RECOGNIZED
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—
FINNE)
WHIN A
HIT-N-RUN
VROIVER MS
TH' "ABLES
1RNED—
He ISN’T
ABLE TRUN
No matter how many medicines
you have tried for your cough, chest
cold or bronchial irritation, you can
get relief now with Creomulsion.
Serious trouble may be brewing and
you cannot afford to take a chance
with anything less than Creomul-
slon, which goes right to the seat
of the trouble to aid nature to
soothe and heal the inflamed mem
branes as the germ-laden phlegm
Is loosened and expelled.
Even If other remedies have
failed, don’t be discouraged, your
druggist is authorized to guarantee
Creomulsion and to refund your
money if you are not satisfied with
results from the very first bottle.
Get Creomulsion right now. (Adv.)
Room for All
This world certainly is wide
enough to hold both thee and me
—Sterne.
By FRED HARMAN
BRONC PEELER— Will Brone Be in Time
BY GOLLY! HELes Per OF Peiss SHIRT
THERE'S No Douer em WHAT
H l FIND Hi on His
HOMESTEAD -------- - 6UT
- FINDIN TACKS FoLLOWIN His
EMPTY SHELLS AN' BLOOD
ON T h ' GROUND -
HAS
©ME ON WiNoY- WERE ALrosT THCRE
JisT OvEO nAs H» ll .
PE WORRIED, PLENTY
SHOOTIN,’.
Now i KNow IHERE’s RoUeLE -
AN‘ For T h ' SOUND of HAT 6UN
PETES STILL ALWE.
Gas, Gas All
theTime, Can9!
Eat or Sleep
“The gas on my stomach was so bad
I could not eat or sleep.
Even my
heart seemed to hurt. A friend sug-
gested Adlerika. The first dose I took
brought me relief.
Now I eat as I
wish, sleep fine and never felt better.‘
—Mrs. Jas. Filler.
Adlerika acts on BOTH upper and
lower bowels while ordinary laxatives
act on the lower bowel only. Adlerika
gives your system a thorough cleans*
ing, bringing out old, poisonous matter
that you would not believe was in your
system and that has been causing gas
pains, sour stomach, nervousness and
headaches for months.
4,
Dr. H. L. Shoub, New rOrk, r»p»rtrt
“In addition to interinai cleanting, Adlerika
grrally raduret bacteria and raion bacilli.**
Give your bowels a REAL cleansing
with Adlerika and see how good you
feel. Just one spoonful relieves GAS
and constipation.
At all Leading
Druggists.
The Curse of Progress
sow ^Orri.^o^
" VlOA Bov-
NHOA!
Inconsistent
Talkative Lady (on board ship)
—Can you swim?
Sailor — Only at times, ma’am.
T. L. — Only at times! How
strange; and when do these mo
ments of ability come to you?
Sailor — When 1 am in the water,
ma’am.—New Outlook (Torontc ).
Hard to
ENTERTAINER
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
Constancy Completes Virtue
Constancy is the complement ot
all other human virtues.—Mazzini
BLACK LEAF 40"
1 Keeps
Dogs Away from
E ver greens. Shrubs etc.
C1Use 1W Teaspoonful
Define
Doctor — You have grown very
thin, Kirby.
Kirby—Yes. doctor, in fact it’s got
ten so when 1 have a pain in my
middle 1 can't tell whether it’s a
stomachache or a backache.
per Gallon .1 Spray.
CLIMBS
REGARDS VISHCR,
WHILE MOTHER 6025 %
Hi TA. FEELS HE CUOI
10 Do SOMETHIN© 10 EN-
1CR1AIN HER
UP ON CHAIR
V isi *«
NERVOUSLY
CAU1ONIN6 HIM 10
BE CAREFUL
SUDDENLY wr A
WHOOP THROWS HIM-
SELF OFF CHAIR
LANDS N A HEAP, BUMS
A VISH0R WHO IS SILL
6A5PIN6, AND SAYS HE
CAN STAND ON HIS
HEAD, 100
Their Names
Found on a freshman’s registra
tion card:
Question — Give your parents’
names.
Answer — Mama and Papa.
Bargain
The decrepit old ear drove up to
the toll-bridge.
“Fifty cents,” cried the gateman.
“Sold,” replied the driver.—Wall
Street Journal.
SAND ON HER SMOULDERS
VSnR MOPS BROW AND
SAS SME’D BETER 3U51
MM GUIE1LY
WNU—13
11—37
A Vital Motive
Ideal education is a vital motive
for any and all good work.
Drumhead Court Martial
Any summary trial I« sometimes
called a drumhead court-martial.
Originally the name was given only
to a summary and hasty court-mar
tial called to try an offense commit
ted on the battlefield or during a
march. Most of the forms and cere
monies are dispensed with. The
name comes from the fact that for
merly such court-martials were
often conducted around a drum used
as a table.