The Forest Grove express., March 21, 1918, Image 3

Little Willie Bold.
Th« German campaign of corruption
—Holoisrn, an It has been called—led
Reserve strength for mother Representative Dupre to bay, In Baton
hood is of two-fold importance Rouge:
"Thin Hololftrn, this getting at us In­
l « » « 9 l> lh and Ho|rl S u . P u rlla n d , O r * .
and thoughtful women before directly, In a fiendish thing. It remind»
L O U HIM KM, M a n aifv r.l
mo of little Willie.
and after maternity take
KATKM
7ta to 12. S P E C I A L W m I i or Month
" ’My sinter's feller kicked my dog
yesterday,’ said Willie, ‘but I'll get Eat less meat if you feel Hack-
even with him, alt right.
W i s h hn ’IlmcK A tt ,\ i iimknt 3R0PER WIDTH OF HIGHWAYS
achy or have Hlaclder
“ ’How’ll you get even?’ said Willie’s
friend.
trouble.
’’ Tin goln’ to mix quinine,’ said Wil­
Afrlter Advocate* Narrower Roads and
lie, ‘with my sister's lip rouge.’ ’’—
Restoring Acres of Valuable
Washington Star.
Meat forms uric aci 1 which exciter
Land to Farming.
and overworks the kidneys in their
Over 1000 Satisfied Owners in
Force of Habit.
efforts to filter it from the system.
JuMt ut thin time ninny are Intr-r-
It supplies pure cod liver oil
“They sent the marine reporter in Regular eaters of meat must flush the
Washington and Oregon.
•nted In the r|ui‘Ntlrin, ln»w with* h I idii M ^
absence of the society editor to kidneys occasionally. You nruat re­
The most vital point of u truck at tarh >ur | hi l>lI>■ rnuilN he? A number of ] for r ic h blood and contains the
write up the wedding of the heiress lieve them like you relieve your bow­
merit in the bearing«. The Western I n
lime and soda with medicinal to a foreign nobleman and how do you els; removing all the acids, waste and
the only truck allachnurlit mail« with a tilings should be considered In un-j
poison, else you feei e dull misery la
iwerlriK
this
question,
says
it
writer
glycerine, all important ingredi­ suppose he headed It?”
Two-inch Timben Hearing. Other M|HJ*
"How?”
the kidney region, sharp pains In the
ii CJtnla Farmer. Tint kind of mute- ents for s t r e n g t h e n i n g the
cifii'Htiorm in |H>rtion.
"'T ied Up to Her Peer.’ ” — Ex­ back or sick headache, dizziness, your
-Inl to In* uniu I lri milking the road.
Why Huy an Inferior make?
stomach sours, tongue la coated and
nervous system and furnishing change.
A. J. LORM OR, Factory Distributor. The topographli'iil condltIona through
when the weather is bad you have
rheumatic twinges.
The urine is
U U IU k J*«*.
Portland. Oragoa. which the road will pa mm , the proper abundant nourishment.
Fiery Red Pimples.
Irulunge of the road. The npvclul use
It is free from alcohol. A hot hath with Cotlmra Soap followed cloudy, full of sediment; the channels
often get irritated, obliging you to get
Gopbm. Moles, to which the mad muy he put. If any.
Insist on th e genuine by an application of Ciiflenra Oint­ up two or three times during the
For yearn very little attention ha*
ment to distressing eczemas, etc., night
T h e N on rfffcM l cod liver o il la
Rats. Squirrels ■»een given to the wuste of land In our
S c o tt 's Em u lsion is now refined in out
provea their wonderful properties. For
To neutralize these irritating acids
ow n A m rn < «ii U D orstories w h i c h
Exterminated 'oud building. I.and hn* been cheap
free samples address “Cntlcurn, Dept. and flush off the body’s urinous waste
m a k e s it pu re anti palaUDle.
tnd plentiful and yearn ago we dirt not
X, Boston.” At druggists and by rnnll. get about four ounces of Jad Salta
$2.00 P er kage p re­
Hr*rft A JV»W*i* Wlnr*«nH*M v J. 17-y*
from any pharmacy; take a table-
Soap 25, Ointment 25 and 50.—Adv.
paid.
(«urantm d.
Ks*|fULrr**<l U . M, P e l.
spoonful in a glass of water before
Sticks to Lovely.
Lrwu/d Sal«« L., Stock i ubp Bldg . I’oflUad. Orr.
breakfast for a few days and your
Something Additional.
The young lady bad been educated
"The woman I marry must love me kidneys will then act fine aid bladder
! at college and was giving an order to for myself alone.”
disorders disappear.
This famous
the grocer.
“That may be all right for a poet. salts is made from the acid of grapes
"I require some cheese,” she said.
1« th e re s u lt o f usin g P a l» ,
But the ordinary man has got to have and lemon juice, combined with lithia.
lum a In c u b a to r. and lin e a l-
"Yes, miss," replied the grocer, smll either a Job or an Income."—Louisville and has been used for generations to
•ra. T h a t 's th a kind you
lng amiably. "I have some lovely Courier Journal.
clean and stimulate sluggish kidneys
w a n t.
W rite fo r ou r big
cheese.’’
K ree C atalog Nu. Oil.
and stop bladder irritation. Jad Salts
"You should not Bay ‘lovely cheese,’ ’’
is inexpensive; harmless and makes
rtmuMi INCUBATOR CO
One Exception.
Bald the girt severely.
" ’Lovely’
a
delightful effervescent lithia water
"Nobody
wants
to
see
a
single
P etalum a. California
should ouly be used to qualify torne- article Included In the higher cost of drink which millions of men and wo­
tblng that Is alive."
men take now and then, thi - avoiding
living.’’
The grocer's smile broadened as he
"I don’t know about that. Everybody serious kidney and bladder diseases.—
glanced at the Gorgonzola. "W’ell, then, would be glad to see the thermometers Adv.
IF
Si emp ABORTION out of
miss,” he said, " I ’ll stick to ‘lovely.’ ” going up.”—Baltimore American.
your Herd end keep it out!
—Exchange.
The Substitute.
Apply t mat me* tit your*«*! f Sm ell
Cause and Cure.
Old Lady—It’s very naughty for little
npfri««. Writ« for fre«« U«nkU*t
I Pure blood Is essential to Good
Doctor—You need to be treated for boys to smoke tobacco,
i on Aliortlori
" W ' J n s t l o T i a «rul
Good Road in West.
Health. Garfield Tea dispels impuri the whisky habit.
A n e w e r« .*'
H u t « iiumlirr of
“ ‘Oo are yer callin’ a little boy?
• »ttist id kevd«
ties, cleanses the system and eradl
Casey—Begorra,
doctor,
that’s
how
I
And,
besides, this aia’t tobacco—it's
Or Dm« Roberts' lit Cl. 100 Grand Are Wiuttili.Wis five the attention to proper road cates disease.—Adv.
got I t —Boston Transcript
a cigar?”
'tulldlng ns we do now.
Public roaiU have been of a uniform
Looking for a Decent Road.
"1 say, my friend, called the motor­
■vldth of <VI f«*et nnd the by-roads about
1<> feet. They have been too wide If ist tO the farmer, as he drew up along
.
tve were to Judge by the condition In side of the field. ‘Tm looking for a
road to take me into Squiggles-
Ahlch we Hud many of them. Wasted decent
vllle.”
land on either side la used only to
’’I'm derned glad to hear it," replied
jrow weeds.
the farmer. “Ef ye happen to find It.
!*osj^and Oinlswm io each tvvnj v> herv\ \
Why not make them the width thnt stranger, send me a tellygram, will
rt used nnd plant trees on either side ye?"
huve advocated In these col*
/fi/NEt Granulated Eyelids, j is iiiiih we before?
Then the thousands of
/ / .« ■ a -
J S iim I •-<. Kyss Inflamed by
ß *
' ' S L - ! ■ i ''“ '
'■ Hm./i;
. / lores of land that are now practically
relieved by M urlnr. T ry It In wasted could lie put to some good
' your I. yet »m l In Baby » l y c * .
tNoSwartiBj, Juit EysCoafort a se.
our
Some of the Eastern railroads are
Marine Eye Remedy
Tails how to loosen a sore,
lesson In this regard
I r « » • • * * . in T u b « * ’¡ L t . F»»r U »o k o f tk s h'w*
Wr— . teaching us a
tender corn eo it lifts
Ash M a r l a * E a r * K e r n e d y C * . . C h i c * * * j for they are funning their right-of-
out without pain.
way. On u recent trip Fust 1 saw
treut long stretches of lund on either
P R IC E S P A ID B Y
dde of the railroad track planted to
No humbug!
Any corn, whether
1 1fnIf«. Acres were planted to truck hard, soft or between the toes, will
US F O R RA W
gardening. I understand similar con- loosen right up and lift out without
F U R S ARE
lltlons are to he found In some parts ' a particle of pain or soreness.
if California.
This drug Is called freezone and Is
EXTREM E-
a compound of ether discovered by a
For
the
sake
of
economy
In
building
„ LY HIGH
ind upkeep let’s build our roads more Cincinnati man.
Ask at any drug store for a small
W rlir fo r m e t u » i
larrow. Restore the acres of vnlunhle
bottle of freezone, which will cost but
and to farming. Build scientifically a trifle, but Is sufficient to rid one's
E . R . S K IN N E R & CO.
constructed roads the proper width feet of every corn or callous.
I m rsciMT i u u t
lACSAMLKTO. CAI.
Helps
md plant trees on both sides.
Put a few drops directly upon any
tender, aching corn or callous. In­
teeth.
No Disrespect
<EEPING UP COUNTRY ROADS stantly the soreness disappears and
breath.
shortly the corn or callous will loosen
"The bench Is going to the doge.”
and can be lifted off with the fingers.
"How can you speak so disrespect­
appetite.
Whether or Not Farmer Lives on Pub-
fully of the Judiciary?"
This drug freezone doesn't eat out
lie
Highway
He
Should
Take
In-
the corns or callouses but shrivels
“Judiciary nothing! I'm talking of
digestion.
terest in Nearest One.
them without even irritating the sur
the dog show.”—Baltimore American.
rounding skin.
Every fnrnier should feel his de­
Good health cannot be maintained
Ju st think! No pain at all; no sore­
where thero Is a constipated habit pendence upon good roads. Whether ness or smarting when applying it or
Garfield Tea overcomes constipation. ir not one lives on n public highway afterwards. If your druggist don’t
—Adv.
tie should take an Interest In the near- have freezone have him order it for
-G iv e It to me.
?st one to his farm or the road he you.—Adv.
Even a Stranger.
nust use to market his farm, orchard
p l e a s e * Grand-
An Ocular Toast.
"An indorsement for office means tnd garden products.
Plodding Pete— What does it mean
Uttl« ■■
daddy.”
There are many times when a days where de song says: “Drink to me
"Well, we get so we Indorse a man
work
can
be
spared
for
the
road.
Aft-
only wit’ your eyes?”
as wo hand out a match—on request."
.•r heavy rains the road may need cer­
Bagged Rogers—It means dat de
—- Louisville Courier Journal.
-W h y Bobby. If
tain repairs or Improvements when the loidy kin read de wine list, but dat's
overseer Is not ready to call out the as fur as it goes.—Boston Transcript
M O N EY FO R Y O U .
you wait a bit for
hands. Why not Individual farmers
Thouiutn*!« o f tniino<l young* people n e rd « !.
Garfield
Tea,
taken
regularly,
will
H rhn ke-W alk.tr Huninonit Collmro, P ortlan d , places donate n day’s work on the road at
it you'll h a v e It
correct both liver and kidney dis
slu d en ta In positions.
E n ro ll an y tim e.
F ree such time?
orders.—Adv.
O tlh fi
By keeping a road drag nnd drag­
to enjoy longer!”
ging the road along one’s land after
Sense of Relief.
heavy rnlns the road may be greatly
“How did the shortage of gasoline
Wr wast all rss ks?c Write fsr Prices and Skppsif Tact.
Improved. It Is an easy mntter to have affect you?”
- P oo - poo ! That's
T H E H . F. N O R T O N C O M P A N Y ,
"W ell,” replied Mr. Chuggins, “it
an agreement so each fanner will drag
Portland . O rr., S w ttlo , W n ., HHlingham. W n. the road In front of his farm.
oo argument with
This was a kind of comfort to know off
would maintain the rond till the regu­ hand exactly why the old machine
wouldn’t run.”—Washington Star.
lar hands could he called out at stated
p i f in
Ve>|* p°rk* B®*f*
intervals or till the commissioner could IT'S DANGEROUS GROUND that you
^ r “| | r ^ Poultry, Butter, Egg« make the repairs.
stand on—with a cough
A **
anj Farm Produce.
'cause th$ flavor
The time has come when we must
or a cold, and your
to the Oli! Kallabla Everting houae with ■
blood
impure.
Out
of
consider the roads an asset. Indis­
roeont of 4f< years ol .Square I Vnallnga, and
lasts, anyway!”
he assured of TOP MARKET PRICES.
just these conditions
pensable to the well-being of the farm­
comes Consumption.
F. M. CRONKHITE
er and his family. This being true, Is
You must do some­
M 7 F ro n t S t r a a t
P o rtla n d . O h i o *
it not every man’s duty to do nil hr
thing. Doctor Pierce's
can to keep the roads In good condi­
Golden Medical Discov­
tion?
ery cures severe, lin­
gering Coughs, Bron­
chial, Throat, and Lung
300D ROADS IN CONNECTICUT
Affections, and every
disease that can be
MOTOR CAR REPAIRING
Concrete Highways Being Built In
reached through the
Twenty-Two Cities and Towns—
MACHINE W O R K
blood. Nervous prostra-
Cost $15,000 a Mile.
^
tlon
and debility are
MAGNETO SERVICE STATION
i 9
conquered by it. When
ALL KINDS O F
The construction of concrete high­
*
*
you’re weak after an
ways Is going on in 22 cities nnd towns attack of grip or fever—you will build
n Connecticut, nnd when these con­ up health and strength and put on
tracts have been completed there will needed flesh by taking the 'Discovery.'
CYLIN D ER GRINDING
COYOTE AND1*
—
—
■■■'
' '
OTH ER F U R S
Obtain at your drug store a vial of
be about 70 miles of concrete-surfaced
PROMPT ATTENTION
Y o u g * t th e h ig h e s t p ric e s a n d q u ic k re tu rn s
pavement In that stnte. The highways "Pleasant Pellets,” made up of the
TO ALL ORDERS
w h e n y o u sh ip to th is old e s ta b lis h e d an d
May
apple,
aloe
leaves
and
jalap.
This
r
e lia b le F u r H o u se. I t ’s y o u r n e a r e s t m a r k e t
are 18 feet wide nnd cost $1.5.000 n is tho well known pellet made up near­
Broad way at Flanders, Portland, Or.
mile. The longest single street of con­ ly fifty years ago, by Dr. Pierce, and
SEN D r O R
H . L I E B E S
& C O
RAW F U R
crete rond In Connecticut Is two miles which can be had for a quarter from
R a w F u r D ealers- Tur M a n u fa ctu re rs
P R IC E L I S T
1 4 9 B r o a d w a y , D e p t O P O R T L A N D , O RE.
In Cheshire, on the mnln highway almost any apothecary. Simply ask for
No. 11, 1018
P. N. U.
front Plninville to New Haven.
Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pelleta.—Adv.
N««r Hoth
¿OO K u om i
.04) Halli«
O tp o la
AI>»olul«l|p
F ire p ro o f
I H o te l H o y t 1
%
GOOD
ROADS
GLASS OF SUITS IF
Y o u n g M o th e re
C C O T T ’C
J e h u l s io n J
BIG. STRONG CHICKS
H
SAVE THE CALVES!
BousandGlfiSiC
telearme Skin
wiincuticura^
V
E?
It W ork s! T ry It
Hides, Pelts, c Bac,k.a Wool & Mohair
WRIGLEYS
■After every meal
FRED DUNDEE
WELDING
Raw Furs Wanted
W E W A N T AT ONCE
T