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STAGE JEALOUSY. Example of the -Ctisseclnes" of Rival Actor and Actresses. ) I Boston Globe, The proverbial jealousy of actors ; has been a frequent subject of disserta tion, rrites Alfred Trumble in an ex change. I observed an evidence of it ' the other night, and I will venture to sav I was one of a very few people in that audience, which filled the house, that noticed it. The star had had some row with his leading man that day, and the latter, at the com mencement of one of his supe rior's speeches to him, suddenly com menced to back up the stage. You must understand that in a stage man- agement, when an actor has an im portant speech to deliver, the person or people to whom he is supposed to be speaking occupy positions a little in ad vance of him, down stage, so that he may address them, and at the same time have his face turned to the audience. A speech with the back to the specta tors loses all its effects unless, which is rarely the cas, that position is actually called for by the business. If the listen ers move up stage until the speaker is between them and the footlights, he naturally lias to tarn his back to the audience or talk over his shoulder to a person behind him, either of which operations utterly destroys the effect of what he says. I , This is exactly what the leading man did. Moving back, step by step, he forced the star to turn and speak to him, and the best and most effective lines in the play thus were delivered without a whisper of applause when, by all experience, they should have pro voked a roar. The leading man w.vs discharged that night ; but, as he remarked to his friends next day : I got even with him, the loafer! He'd rather lose a thousand dollars than a round, and the whole piece went for nothing after that." Next to depriving a rival of applause, the jealous actor loves to destroy the effect of that which is accorded him. Thus you find him ever ready to inter rupt the plaudits about to be or in course of being bestowed. To explain. Tn every part of any prominence on the stage there are certain speeches, or as they are professionally called "lines," !which can be relied on to provoke ap plause. Consequently, when these are spoken, there ought to be a brief pause 'after them, to give the applause a chance to , start. This privilege is tacitly conceded, and one actor is sup posed to accord it to another. Bat often the jealous player, as soon as a rival finishes one of these speeches, will commence his reply before the audience get a chance to applaud. .Then the bravos are either checked short, or are without force, as most of the people, who would otherwise be applauding, are listening in order not to loso the thread of the scheme. - Actors will coolly take to themselves applause showered on another, too Thus. during a performance of "Olivette," the lady singing the Count ess de itousillon made a nit whu-n was by no means to the liking of the artist impersonating Olivette. In the second act a duet occurs between them, and at its conclusion a tremendous round of applause was sent up for the countess. Olivette calmlv walked to the foot lights, acknowledged the praise which belonged to another, and repeated her verse of the song without paying the slightest attention to the anything but subdued hiss which ran through the house. One night at the Bowerv theatre. New York, an actor with a somewhat indistinct voice was playing a part in a rather "pianissimo" tone. A boy in the gallery called to him : 44 W by dont vou advertise for vour voice ?"' and one of the other actors on the stage nodded at the poor player and made a movement as if carrying a glass to his lips. The hint was taken at once, and a chorus of cries broke forth, and a perfect tempest of hisses. The wretched actor became confused and almost lost what little voice he had. This confirmed the impression conveyed by his enemy's pantomime, and the whole house broke into a pan demonium of hisses, howls, catcalls and objurgations. The man was not in the least degree intoxicated, but shame and terror actnallv drove him frantic He rushed off the stage, pursued by the curses and derisive cries of the audience and out of the theatre, and never stopped till he got home in his stage dress, and a fever followed that nearly killed him. Yhat the .fcnsrlisli call "mugging is a favorite means adopted by malicious actors to spoil a rival's scenes. One ha9 an impassioned speech, or along one,to deliver himself of. . During this time the other is idle. If he makes a ftce at the speaker or a derisive gesture. scores of the audience see it, a ripple of laughter runs through the house, . and tlie scene is spoiled Thus, a few years ago, while Charles Ii. Thorne, Jr., was leading man at the Chestnut street theatre, Philadel phia, a super, whom he had cursed for being in his way, nearly got him hissed from the stage. The play was Bulwer Lyttons "Money. Thorne played Alfred Evelvn. In the gambling-house scene there were supers scattered about "the stage, supposed to be plaj-ing. The insulted one was among these. At the decisive epoch of the scene, when all eyes were upon Thorne, and all ears bent forward for his words, one gamester laid his finger alongside of his nose and communicated a most ludicrous contortion to his face. Some gallery boys saw it and commenced to titter. The super winked and rolled his eyes, and the great scene of the act ended in roars of laughter, to put an end to which the curtain had to be rung down, "Guying a scene" is a term well known, probably, to all playgoers. How many, however, are aware of its meaning ?" To "guy" a scene or a piece means in plain English, to make fun of or burlesque it. "Guying" is a terrible weapon in the hands of an actor enemy. Suppose Miss A. and Mr. B. have a scene together in which Miss A. is all fire and passion, while Mr. B. has to listen and "feed" her, that is, speak lines on which her replies depend for their effect. Mr. B. has a grudge against Miss A., and whenever he has a line to speak, does it as he ought not to; repeats it flippantlj if its import is serious, or with mock solemnity if it should be light and airy. The result is that the audience laugh at him, and the serious efforts of Miss A. go for noth ing. "Guyers" do not rely on their chances of distorting the meaning of their Bpeeches alone. They will dress a part improperly, wear the wrong wig, make np as they ought not to, in order to perfect their work. There was once a performance given here by a well known actress, who was taking a benefit. The company supporting ner were called to play without salaries. One of them, the low comedian, took offence at this. It was a modern piece, and the part he was cast for in it was comio servant. It was an unim portant part, but the only one in his line in the plav. and he had to accept it. He avenged himself by mak ing up as a camp-meeting preacher. minus the hymn-book and hat, and played a numerous servitor like a grave digger on a holiday. The piece was spoiled, for at every climax he had to come on the audience roared at him and forgot the play in their excitement. He was discharged, but the season was at an end. He only lost a week s salary and had the pleasure of giving his enemy a fit of the blues, which all the pecuniary return of her performance could not gild. Nothing distresses an actor or actress so much as to see people in the aud ience following their speeches in a play book. This species of annoyance is so serious to nervous people that they actually lose control of themselves and forget the lines their tormentors are timing them on. Only the other night a couple of actors occupied a box at a Shakespearean performance here for the express purpose of applying this torture to an enemy on the staga When the curtain went up they pro duced a couple of plav books, and in full view of audience and actors com menced to follow the piece. Whenever a slip was maJe, or a line transpose or misquoted in any wav, they wouL put their . fingers on their books and nod signmcantly to one another, uy the end of the first act they had every one from the stars to the supers in a frenzy of nervous excitement, and the play would undoubtedly have degen erated into an absurdity if they had not gone out to get a drink and been refused admission when thev tried to return and resume their campaign. What the Craaky IoctorC Wrote. T. C. Crawford in Chicago News. During the management of Garfield's case Dr. Bliss received in all 7,000 letters from various people throughout the country. Four thousand of these letters related to patent appliances in the shape of beds, pillows, and cooling apparatuses. Thirty-five hundred of the letters came from all classes of in dividuals. Some of the most silly and idiotic of the letters received were from men calling themselves doctors, One fool suggested that the pus should be drawn out of Garfield s wound with a svringe, and the vacuum filled up immediately by British oil. Another advised the placing of and a silver tube in the wound have a calf suck the pus out. ' A number advised the application of cow manure to the wound. A spiritual medium wrote that she had, in a trance, received a revelation from the spirit world locating the bullet. She said it "lav between the bowls and the ovaries." One letter-writer advises the placing of a piece of steel under the president s pillow to prevent nightmare .Another advises the raising of the pres ident s hips so that the ball would have a chance to drop out. "What a mad world is this" would be very clearly demonstrated in looking over this wonderful correspondence. anitv, egotism, and absolute idiocy abound, while common sense sugges tions are as rare as politicians' vir tues. An Embryo Mouth American Repub lic. San Francisco Chronicle. Now here is the South American republic of the future in embrvo. With a sensible constitution, a congress of two houses like ours, a president salaried at 20,000 a year, vice presi dent $10,000, cabinet ministers $9,000 each, free schools, free religious worship, every port open to immigra tion, which is flowing in at the rate of 50,000 a year, lands at the lowest prices sufficient in extent for a population of 100,000,000, and re sources in cattle, sheep, horses, wool, wheat, corn, and fruit on the grandest scale, the Argentine Republic bids fair in time to reach as high a figure among the nations of the earth as the United States touches now ; and when that time comes, the great republic of the north and the great republic of the south, with an equally great one in the far off south seas, ought to express together a controlling influence in the politics of the whole world. A quaint Old Medical Work. Exchange. Dr. Greeley, of Providence, R. I., has a large collection of old and rare books. Among others is one over 200 years old, called "English Physician En larged, with Three hundred and Sixty nine Medicines, made of English Herbs, that were not in any impressions until this, being an Astrologo-Physical Dis course of the Vulgar Herbs of this Na tion ; contain ng a com pleat method of Fhysick, whereby a man may preserve his body in health, to cure himself, be ing sick, for Three Pence Charge, with such Things only as grow in England, they being most tit for English Bodies." The table of herbs and the planets by which they are governed is quaint and interesting. Cucumbers spelt "Cow cumbeTs" are governed by the moon. daisies by Venus, flaxseed by Mars. Mint is also a plant of Venus, also pen nyroyal and primrose, while' Jupiter claims the red rose, Venus the damask. and the moon the white. The thistle is ruled by Mars, and so on through a numerous list of herbs, most of them unknown to the average reader. Virtues of the Toad. Longman's Magazine. An ointment of toad's fat was sup posed to give immense muscular strength if applied to the body at the moment of conjunction of certain favor able planets. A cubic inch of dried toad worn round the neck on a string was an infallible antidote against many diseases of the body and mind ; and a powdered toad, swallowed m spoonfuls. formed a love philter irresistible by the most obdurate swain, perhaps because the nature of the medicine was such as to compel him to throw up his previous engagements. The common or garden toad of Vie pres&nt day must, indeed, admit with sorrow that virtue lias gone out of him. A UAlikET FOIl VOltKS. A small boy dragged a large cloth bag over the sands at Coney island. He rummaged among the seaweed and picked out hundreds of corks. "What are you going to do with them?" asked a bystander. "1 sells them to a man in W atcr street for 50 cents a bushel." "How many bushels can you get in a day?" 1 have picked np from three to four bushels in a day. It pays better than blacking boots." THE "VAN-DEN-BELTZ" FAMILY. An Old -Laly of X'rv Brunswick (X. J.) Telia or a Ilcljrninz Family's Antecedent. t"R. D. IV in Chicago Herald. Tho old lady sipped har tea compla cently. " Corned' Vanderbilt's people," she went on, half retrospectively, "were not, of course, people that we would have been apt to know personally," and she smiled at her granddaughter. "Of course I hear a great deal of their doings now, but it makes no impres sion on me, except as illustrating the power of money and impudence." At this point 1 he Herald man ven tured to ask if the Vanderbilts had really not descended from an ancient Dutch family called "Van der Bilt." "No sir," thundered the old ladv. have seen this statement going the rounds before, and it is an impudent as' sumption. The old and honored name is Van-den-beltz a mixture of Holland and Flemish. In the sixteenth century it was simpimed to an Ven Kelt Those who came to Long Island finally got it down to v an-l5elt, and now the old family are known as 'van Pelt.1 The Vanderbilts I don't know where they came from. They claim or at least, old 'Corneel' used to say to my 1 - At ITT 1 .V 1 , - . . - uncie, .loram yis.on, wuo Knew mm well, when Corneel used to keep the old tavern down there, that he was Dutch but didn't know how much Dutch he was."' "What are your reaiiniscences of the original anderbilts ? The Herald cor respondent ventured to ask. "Oh, I hardly know let me think You see my family, never knew them, of course. Dear, dear, no.- If thev had not got so rich, and m everybody's mouths, I suppose I would have forgotten them altogether. Let me see" and the granddaughter filled up another cup o tea. The kind old lady sipped it, the while deep in thought. I was born eight miles from here, and I was 12 years old when 1 came in town to school Then the 'liaritan house' was in ful blast. 'C. Vanderbilt, proprietor,' I remember was on a big sign. We school girls, I know, for several sum mers used to go down town past the steamboat docks and up on Shuneman's lull, to pick blackberries. We were ai-wavs a little shv of Vanderbilt's hotel. for" even away back in those days it was rough. But old Mrs. Vanderbilt was kind and good, and when she wasn't too busy scrubbing and so on, she always had a kind word for us. She was a young woman then, and vigorous, and now she did work, Ui course we girls from "up-town" didn't dare to let anvbody know that we ever spoke to any of the inkeeper's people, but she was good to us. Many a glass of milk I've had from her. But I never liked to see her serve out rum to people. She did that while 'Corneel' was awav. The bov the first bov. William he's now the great William H., I remember well as a chubby-faced lit tle chap about 10 or 11 vears old. His father used to bring shad up iu his 111 M t snaiiop in tne spring Hudson river shad. Mrs. Vanderbilt used to have a market for it alwavs and the bov would deliver it akout. I know iu our old boarding-school wo never could get shad in the spring till Capt. Vanderbilt's shallop got iu. Since they've all got so rich, a story came out that young Van derbilt's veritable old basket iu which he used to carry the shad is still in ex istence here, but that is untrue. The boy never had a basket. He carried the shad strung on a hickory 'withe,' such as theT used to have in the old davs. I remember it well." "When did the Vanderbilts leave New Brunswick, madam ?" "Oh, that I couldn't tell vou. I left school about 1833, and I believe they were here then. I remember hearing it said that more children were bor.i here, but then, 3-ou see, we never knew them at all they were, of course, not in our circle. Since they have grown so rich we natural! v know of them and hear of them, and remember who thev are, but that is all. I remember old Mrs. Vanderbilt most kindly. She was a good, motherly Woman, and, by her thrift, excellent sense and untiring in dustry, I've heard said, she made 'Cor neel's' fortune. I am glad to have seen you, sir. You will excuse me now While I always like to talk of old times, 1 m just now a little tired. He Carried the Liitt I:' I as:. "Talk about my war record," said an Arkansas orator at a political meeting "my war record is a part of the state's history. Why, gentlemen, I carried the last Confederate flag through this town." "Yes," replied a bystander, "for I was here at the tune. "Thank you for your fortunate rec ollection," gratefully exclaimed the or ator. "It is pleasant to know that there still live some men who move aside envy and testify to the courage of their fellow-beings. As I sav, gentlemen. my war record is a part of the state's history, for the gentleman here will tell you that I carried the last Confederate flag through this to.vn." "That's a fact," said the man who had witnessed the performance. "He carried the last Confederate flag through this town, an I ho carried it so blamed fast that vou couldn't have told whether it was a Union jack or a sinn.ll- pcx warning. Clilot' Chrwlnz Wiim. Haynie's Foieiga IWtwr.j Great chasms in the cliffs, rents in the coast line, and overthrown build ings sp ak of the apparently enlles, series of earthquakes that have visite.1 the island. The Chitoes seem to take their misfortunes with much philoso phy, and before the wheels of tho steamer have ceased to revolve it is surrounded with a swarm of small boat3 filled with venders of the famous chewing gum. This precious gum mastic is, according to the venders, in finitely superior to the article sold in the bazaars of Constantinople. They bring it on board tied up in colored handker chiefs, and each one has also a full line Of the Dardanelles pottery, but the prices they ask are six or seven times those asked at the place of manufac ture. The chewing of the gum is sup posed to whiten the teeth aud sweeten the breath, and there is no Turkish lady who does not lighten the monot ony of her existence by this practice. There is hardly a more primitive spot on the face of the globe than Chios, and, with tho exception of the govern ment officials, who sport the fez and Turkish uniform, I do not think the fashions have changed since the days of Herodotus. A littlo boy carrying home some pp-rr- from a grocery droDned them. "Di.l you break any ?" asked his mother when he told her of it. "No," said the little fellow, "but the shells came off of some of 'em." A FIREMAN'S FOBTUJIE. The San Francisco (Cal.) Chronicle, in an article on the Fire Department of ban Francisco, gives the following from Assis tant Chief Engineer Matthew Brady: I iniroU.noi.v.iaKt tn.in Ac-cravat in tr pain in my chest for over four years. I resorted to various modes of treatment to obtain relief. I have had my chest terribly blis tered. No physician could tell w hat was the matter with me. Two weeks ago I in it St. Jacobs Oil. It has cured me." Robert Collier was CO years old Decern ber 22d. A child that wakes with croup should have a dose of Piso s Cure. Jay Gould was not invited to Vander nilt s ball. A TOTAL ECLIPSE Ct oil moliiinpa 1v Dr. Tt. Va. ChJX V ll 1 I n . . . ....... j Pierce's "Golden Medical Discovery is ap proaching. Unrivalled in bilious disorders, lnmiirp. hlnoH. and consumption, which is scrofulous disease of the lungs. Shakespeare disliked dogs, but Lester Wallack keeps twenty-nine. Dr. B. F. Laughlin, Clide, Kan., writes 'Samaritan Nervine cures fits." 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Frisco Journal. Dujardin's Life Essence is the remedy for the overworked brain. Brown's Bronchial Troches for coughs and colds. "I do not see how it is possible for a public man to lie himself in winter without this admirable aid. uev. it. ai Devens, Pocasset, Masv. Martine&Co.: Gentlemen I am much gratified with the action of your Life Es sence. I am suffering greatly with gun shot wounds and a broken Inn: in tact, 1 am an en: tome of injuries. With this there is a great deal of nervous irritability, not altogetnercalculated to make home nap py. I am also troubled with sleepessnes and loss of appetite, or rather was until I commenced taking the l.ite r.ssence, since which time, when I take it, I sleep better than for years, have a le tter appetite, and am not troubled with palpitation. 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Seedlings, Cuttings, - Seeds, Etc LARCEST STOCK IN AMERICA ! Bend ns a list of what you want and we will quote you a price for tne name, boxed and freight prepnid to any of the principal railrond townn in Cal ifornia., Oregon, and Waxhintrton Territory tST If you don't xeant anything this yiar send for 1'rice ,i8t and gel posted for another season. LM0ODY&SONS,L0CKP0RT.H.Y. iiatr ara Nurseries .Established low. X bare s posltlra remedy for IhA Sbora dlseaMi bj its n. thonsands of casea of the wont kind and of (one standing have boan cured. Indeed, mo eironir I mr faltS in iu elBcacy, Uiat I will tend TWO BOTTLKS PKBB, to Cretber wltb a VALUaBLB TKKATJ8K on thle dlan.f ay uiXertjr. UtveKxprvM and F. O. addre. PH. T. A. blMCVH. m fearl SUM-' York. ACENTS WANTED gy.TiSi chineoTor invented. Will knit a pair of tockin with HiCELi and TOK comnlete in 20 minutes. It wlH alo knit afreat rariotyof. fancy work f or whiefc tneroie aj- waya a ready market Bend for circular ami the T won. My minting Machine to., 163 Tre- iniiut Btreer. uoeton jnarw l W CF.ICBR Ml I FR PIANOS. PIANOS 8,000 New and Seeond-band Tlux ai half prioe. Pianoe (75 and op. Anti aell Piano Factory. 34 a 26 Kill St.. S. B TTA ZELTOS PI AS. OH, BENIIAM Pianos, Standard Organ, Bheet Music, and Musical Merchandise of every description at the Model M attic Store. 135 Market Hireet. San Fran. Cisco. Bend for our catalorne of 10-cent mnsia CHA8. 8. EATON. A. M. BENHAM. PIANOS' Decker Bros., Behr Bros., Emerson, and J. and OL Fisher. Musical Merchandise. Organs Mason, Hamlin t Chase. Kohler & C ?hae, 137 Post H t. ,8. 1 O C R a week in your own town. Terms and $5 outfit VJ DO free. AMress& Hlxrrr t Co.. Portland. Maine 1 CORES WHERE All ELSE FAILS. ?l Beat Ooogta Syrup. Tantesgood. '1 use in time, tioia Ibydrwrftst. S72 A WEKk. Slat adsv at Hume easily made. Cestls outfit free. Addreta True a; Co.. Angnsta, Maine. e a I lby watchmakers. Brmsil 2oe. ClrctrisrS. $5 TO $20 per day at boms. Samples worth S5 fr3t Address 8tikmoi Co.,Portland,Main N. P. N. U. No. 5. S. F. N. U. No. 82. Incubator! SKLF-BEOUJATINO. Gold Medal, Silver Medal and 11 sSSrat. TV-miiirrio i'- fthtm Wf Hatches ail kinds of Egg-. LIU'-l j.'Jl ill Sizes. Prices from 12 tin. Satisfaction guaranteed. Address PETALUMA IISCUJHATOK CO., Petaluma, CaL sScnd for Circulars. Circulars Free.3. .3 5 s & S op si i NAGLEE BRANDY Tho purest and best in the world. Recom mended by all Physicians, t.old Medal award ed in France for superiority over all French Brandies. For sale, in wood or glass, by the Agent, S. P. MIDDLETON, Xo. 116 Montgomery Street, San Francisco, CaL YThe Greatest Nervine known. BEEF (Liebic's Extract), the Wonderful Nutritive and Invigorator. IRON (Pyrophosphate), Tonic for the Blood, and Food for the Brain. This Valuable Discovery, lately prepared and sold in Portland, Oregon, has been extensirely used in that .reality, and performed many astonishing cures As a .Nervine and Tonic it is unsurpaxsed. The combination of Olery. Beef" aud Iron, has shown to possess wonderful power to build up broken-down constitutions, and restore vigor to both mind and body. It is an efficient remedy in cases of (General lrllllty, Nervous Exhaustion.JSlrpleawnet.s, .Nenrul Rltt. yMnepia. ! ' f Physical Mini Mental Power, frlnary Difflcnltlea.and inall Ur ran la ment, of Health, where an efficient and agreeabl Tonic and Nervine is required. PREPARED AND SOLD BY LUTHELL, COX & CO., 537 Clay Street, - - San Francisco. Finroj b uiarvly to .top ttism fuf time and then hare them rstnrn again. I n.-" a radi cal enra. I bare msde tha dlseasa of FITS, ENLEPST or FaLLIHO SICKNESS a life-long study. I warrant my remedy to emr the worst ease. Beesus other o failed is no reason tor not now reeeWlng a enra, Bn la onoe for a treatise- and a Free Bottle ot tny lnfaUlbls remedy. O.t Express and Post Office. It costs jod nothing fnr a trial, and I will enrs yon. address Dr. Ji O. BOOT. 1 roart St. Kew Tork. VIim I ... rnn 1 dd not mMB mm sa.K ! Iff ) , GELER o mm A -mm en's Cough Syrup. k ASK FOR Ammen's COTJGH SYEUP, The (rest remedy for Colds, Coughs, And all Diseases of the Throat and Lungs. Buy a Dollar Bottle. All Dealers in Medicine sell It. A III E N 02 o O AlIEIEN'S COUGH SYRUP. Gr ask ron AMMEN'S COUGH S YJUJP. Take no other. S T R U P Ammen's Cough. Syrup. 1 BEST COMMERCIAL PAxR- 93 OO Per Year. f JUiSaeWIIIuIIIJI-lMHIaTTS the Han Franeiaoo WEKKLY ALT A, being; determined that erery family .hall be enabled to read the btmt weekly newspaper published on the pact Ho OututL have made arrangements with the manufacturers for fifty thou sand gross of their splendid pons including the popular brands known as tha Cmtrul Pacific, falcon, Engrumning (stub), Ladlrm (444), html, uesa, Colorado and ALT A pens, the laxt-numed beau tiful pen being specially de signed and made for this splendid premium. A BOX OF ASSORTED PENS Then will be a pen for every member of the household to suit erery band. This magnificent useful pre mium will be sent, post paid, I iltE to erery perwn sending 2 for one year's subscription to the W':KLV ALT A. Now is the time to subscribe and gain for rour family use an article indixiienaabie in every household. Remember, to the getter np of a club of fire, or more, we send an equal number of boxes of these fine pens to the subscribers, and the same to agents, for commission. Erery box contains ONK rCLL. Gboss or Penh. TO EVERY HEW SUBSCRIBER The old and reliable WEEKLY ALTA, now pub lished under a new management as an Independent Democratic journal, contains the most complete news of any paper on the Pacific Coast, and is especially noted for Its correct commercial and financial feature.; has the latest news from erery important centre in tho Union, as well as by cable from abroad. It it the cUan family paper of San Francisco. Determined to spare no efforts or expense to seen re its circulation in erery family of this Coast, the sub scription Price has been placed at these very low iiaTures : Sinxrle SulMrrintinn. InnlnHinia a nr.mlntn of one full gross of extra tine, fully finished pens, $2 00 per year erery pen warranted. With every club, of not less than five, extra boxes will be sent to tha getter up of tha club, equal to the num. oer or suoscripiions. uponj receipt of the single sub-1 scription price ($2.00) at our I omce, a box of these superior I TO THE pens will be Immediately I forwarded, and the WEEK LY ALTA sent for one year, making the subscrip- tion in reality only ONE I WLJAU per year. Address all coramunlca-1 tions to the Alta California I Publishing Company, 62U California street, Ban Fran cisco, Cul. Walter Turnbull, Manager. t3 OIlTcrYoar. THE BEST FAMILY PAPER. THE DITTGEE & CQNATOJ CO'S To) (7( SPLENDID POT PLANTS, specially Draw pared for Immediate Bloom. Deliver, safely by mall post,aiaataiJ poet offices. 8 splen did varieties, your Choice, ail Labeled, for 9 1 1 12 for2 l9for3l 2for4j 33XorSSt 78 for SIOl IOOforl3. WE CIVE a Hindwms Present of choice and valuable KOSESfree with every order. Ow NEW GUIDE, ef.w Treat iM tm A to. It pp. tlrgcmtlt illustrated frl to all. THE DINCEE A CONARD CO. Sms Growers. West Grove, duster Co Pa. BEST PAIN KILLER AHD Healing- Remedy IN THE WORLD. THE BEST. W LIGHT.)!.. Tw koamd atlLrkif-. ak aslsnte. 'l'ste only s-Daelntely Irttlsu stwlif Mstsljs I tk werld. nstoatrlsl. wsrrsswo yr. Head tor Illustrated Ct-l"riie mxmd I'lreular JB. AfeBliWssl.L THKWILMOJI MKW iAG MA.C111M Ju CO.. Clikota-u srAew Tork. Norman Stallions! H. WILRET. Of the firm of Fairbanks k V llscy. choiceTot of Xorman btailinna The ONLY Dlia.i l importersf rom France to the PacincCoast. Helerted b nas lust ret urn ea I rem r ranee with i him with great care from the Ix-stntoek in Kranoe. Kerens are forernment apjrored. Our Motto: Quick Kales aud Small Profits. Those in want of this class of Horses, if desired, can purchase them on one or two years' tiiuu, at reasonable interest, with satisfactory security. Address ll.T. FAIKIt tAIt or H.tVILSET, PETALUMA, CAL. PURITY SOAP X7"Something Senaible.jQf fob TOILET, BATH AND LAUNDRY. ?J.M.HALSTEADS H-lf-rAtrvlAtiiiBe Incubator! From $20 up. Send for descrip tive price list, vtt:. Thoroughbred Pnnltrvsnd Eirtrs. 1011 Broadway, Oakland, CaL I,' m i- i i i i i "i ii i" This BELT or Bpffenen, tor w mail expressly for trio cure of deran(rfmenls of the ffeneraltre ortrans. There Is no mistake about this instrument, the con tinuous stream of aXKO TKIOITY pernveatimr throcRh the parts nmrt rvxtoro them to healthy action. Vo not confound tms with ElectI-0 fceltf adrertisedto cure all IIU from head to te. It U fol lorcirculars Kirin tuil Information, address Cbuuv ElDCtrio belt Co., 10 Washington bt.. Chicago, ill. the ON s. specino piii-juxm ASK FOR AMMEN'S COTJGH S YBU P. Take no other. O Ammon's COTJGH SYETJP CUKES Golds, Coughs, Group, Bronchitis. Whooping Cough, acknowledge! the best for ASTHMA. CONSUMPTION, and Lung Troublve. Recommended by Clergymen and Editors. Prescribed by Physicians. Indorsed by all who use it. lellf ALTA Iffflrrrilj y . -.i a. ii.' j iiii