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.VI, f , -'15 CENTS A WJKgK. .. -;v. ALBANY, OREGON, TUESDAY JANUARY 28, 1890. VoQVNO. 52 FOR PURE DRUGS. TOILET AND GO -HE ALSO The Finest Line of Pianos and Organs in the Willamette Vallev. CAJVL AND EXAMINE- HIS STOCK (J A I i 1 I ) N fh ? 1? Bhoes.y"'l'8S1 enclosing aUteitiaeu price W. L. DOUGLAS S3 SHOE FOR GENTLEMEN. Sold h vavuutxtzsBEaaxzsLz:. .T -. trail Cjroa's Jjjoafftofarta. Snperior to Castor OA Varpgorio or Karcotiq Syrapg. Chfldjon cry for Caatorla, Kit aiona of a?otheraol."io Cwri.i. " " CarforT.t ror CHc, rorfpati K"ur Ptomacn, IhmrlKiT., Kriaation ; I ftirM health rictrp ; r .' .. i.fc diixmica I S. The best French hand sewed corset in the market. Try them once. You never will wear any other. Monev refunded if nof found entirely satisfactory $. E). YOUNG, Solo .gent'fo lb a ny F. H. .Proprietor of. Albany Soda Works And manufacturer of- Choice CoDfectionery. We are now prepared to furnish choice, frtsh canuies of bet grade, consisting of pure stick, assorted flavors, mixed candies, extra French and chocolate creams, fancy ' mixed, candy toys and a ,renen:l assortment of One candies AT WHOLESALE K UF.TA II. ZZTOrden from counfy dealers promptly at- teadod to. racwwy r ALBANY OREGON Contractor and ItulUicr. DC. SHELL VILL 1TRNISII TLA specifications and details for all kin O? building and architecture. All work ptcn pt IV done and (J'.iariiitt wl to be flrsf-cb.ss. ts timatcs lurniwhed on short ticiu:efir hrici; .nildins? 'residenco, smliilc builti;igsf riiig'P, i'-'- mm FANCY GOODS TO ft L BLACKMAN. -DXAUBl IK- iiiuggt Paints, Oils, Perfumery and toilet articles, also a fall line of books and stationary, periodicals, etc. Prescriptions careful! j rompoanded id ODD FEIOVTS TEMPLE, Albany Oregon CARRIES- w: L- Douglas' name and price are stamped or. cannot supply you, send direct to factory Fine Calf, Heavy Hand Grain nnu reeainonr Waterproof, tent In the World. Examine his a5.iMi (.cnaine Hand Sewed Mi or. IM.0O Hand-Sewnl Writ Kii S:t.50 Police and Farmers' Mioe. !.a9 Uilra Value alf Khnr. -'.,'. A ', Workinsmen's !uoe. ft .00 and JjH.jr. ItoyV School Mioe.x. All Hade in rongrc4, Buiton anil Lure. 3 SHOES laTI SHOE FOK MISSF.S. BEST MATERIAL, BEST STYLE. BEST FITTINU. W. I. IMM .L AS. Brockton. Mau. L- E. BLAIN. T reeotumeDil Rbstorla tot childrf romploinU, as superior toaoTprescriptlan kuovro to me, H. A. Adcbsb. M. D.. Ill So. Oxford At, Brooklyn. Xf.V. 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A marvel of purity,streiiirth and wholcsoineness More economical Mian the ordinary kinds, and cannot be sold in competi tion with multitude of low test, sho-.1 weight alum or phosphate powder& Sold only in eins. Royal Bakinc t'ow. der Co., 10T. Wall st.. N. r. Lf.wi.h M. .IohnsonW: Co., Agents. Portland, Oregon, IMliSKIAN WH. UAV1S, ll. D. PHYSICIAN AND suin'Con. Can be found at his office roo a in Strahan's block, First street. Albany Oregon- W. 1IAST0X.. PHYSICIAN AM M h geon, Albany, Oregon. M H. ELLIS. PHYSICIAN AND SURr . geon, A I bar. y Oregon. CC. KELLY', PHYSICIAN AND . geon Albany, Oregon, office in , Pierce's new mock, ottice hours, from 8 a. m. to 4 A J- KOSSITER, VETERINARY SUR- ii . geon, graduate of Ontario veterinary college andmember of the Ontario veterin ary medical society, is prepared to treat the i! scascs of all domesticated animals on scientific principles. Office at Ans Marshall's livery stable. Residence 4th and Calapooia streets, Ai'janv, Oregon. tt. E. A. McALIKTKR IWMKOI'ATIIIC PHY- X sician and Hiirircmi Hr.s removed his office into Crawford's block. All calls prompt ly aiicnuL'M ill. TR;c,. A. WHITNEY, PHYSICIAN AND A Aiirgrton. (.railuatc of Itelli vue Hospi lai .iicuicai roikT, .New ork Citv. Difcascs of women a specialty. Office in at residence on 7th street between Ca'aoooia :ind Vine. .-iMniiiv vreLr'n. DR. I. W. STARR, PHYSICIAN AND Surgeon, late i'f limwnsvilic. Or. Office in the strahan-lVan e block upstairs in the n-ar rooms on tlie main hall. I'ars promptly attti.ilcd to in city or coiintjy. IK.M. J. PA'TnV. PHYSICIAN AND I .' hurgcon, liluuihcrgs Clock, Albanv, Or. female iIimmmcm a Se ialtv. Ca-i be fonnd li tlie ollii c day or night. A1TOB.F.YS. T N. DUNCAN ATTORNEY- T LAW J . and notary public. O'licc in the stmlian b!o . rooms No. 1 ami -i. I. 1!. X. 111. irhKi tix. ii. w wi:iciMT. BL.ACKlil RN. & WUItillTATTORNKYAT Law, Albany, Diiumi. C tl.ce in Odd 1 1 How's Temple. -V i 1 1 practice in all courts of the state, and u'ive special attention to all business. WOLVERTON CHARLES E. A ITORNEY at Law. Albany. Or. Ollice in rooms 13 and 14, Foster's liiock, over L. E. Rlain's store. T K. W EATIIh RKORD, ATI ORNEY AT ,1 . iaw. Albany, Oregon. Otlii-e in the flinn l!Uck. will practice in all the t iurts of thestate, -nit give special attention io an imsincss TAVES I' MEAD, AVI'ORNEY-AT LAW l and title examiner, Albany, Or. Will practice in an inc courts of the state. Ab stracts of title furnished on fhort notice. Ten years experience. Land Surveying. PARTIP.H DKSIRINO 81RVKTINO DOM CAN OB tain accurate and prompt work by calling upon ex-county surveyor h.T.T. Fisher. He has complete copies ol field notes and town ship plats, and is prepare 1 to do surveying in any part of Linn county. Postofnce addres, Miners station, Unn cou lty, Oregon. ORKOO.N KLKCTRIC RRLIKF 18 TUB HOST KI.R gant medicine in the world for interna and external use. and f".r pain oi an nature. ni will never find its enual. Ask your drugeisc for it. Contractor and Knllder f PHE UNDERSIGN EDHA VINO LOCATED X in Albany solicits patronage from city and country. Will contract to build bridges, barns, and all manner of dwelling houses, including Queen Anne, Eastlake and Eliza bethian stvlei of buildings. Will furnish plans and specifications free of charges. Satis faction guarantee W. C. CASS EL. I'lauo Toning. PARTIES DESIRING PIANOS TUNED should call upon Prof. D, Van Horn of this city, the well known and reliable piano tuner He is we'l known to the people f Albany and tne entire state, having had years of experience in this business, also in a pianororte manufactory, and has no equal in that line of business, It alays pa) 8 to patronize home enterprise and the pnblic should remember that they ran now get pianos tuned in a more skillful manner in Albany tnan cisiwnerc in tne state, Leave orders at Willi. Link's WANTED MAN OF GOOD SELLING ability to represent us as sales agent in this town, ($200 to $3000 per year can be matte 1 Address, wauamaker & isrown, Philadelphia, Pa . -The largest clothing and merchant tailor ing hoimi- in America. CIUAKS-IjIFORTED. KEY WEST T and Domestic, embracing the celebrated Flor dc Madrid. Estrellas, Conquerors and other choice brands in the Wells, Fargo and Western Union Telegraph btiice building. rirhen-.cmber the place. U of i Instead of offering a prize thai on ry benefits the lucky one, or sending out confidential slips as baits, wt propose to openly oiler the citizena ol Albanv and vicir.it v choice goods at bedrock prices and give 5 Per Cent Discount For cash on each dollar's worth at renuhir ri'tuil prices, until Jim.l, 1 '.HJ HiirheM prices paid for chickens, cu'"s and butter. Tli:i:ikin ymi fur your past patronage and solicilinir 'ur trade fur the future, I heir to remain ut your service. J. M. UAKDl'E. LOST AT SEA. An American Vessel Goes Ashore Thirty Lives Lost. STOKMS ON THE ATLANTIC. A Train Plunks C3T of a Trf tic -Two Cars Burned Up scd Several 'eople Killed -Eastern Hews. Special to the IIp.Rald. ' London, Jan. 'It. Hie Ameri can steamship Local Merchant, from Pisagnl for finbijrg, is ashore at (Jallantsooga, Holland. Thirtv of hr crew were washed overVioHi- i alter she struck arid all perished. Ihe lintish ship Janet Coroman, before reported having returned to Plymouth in distress, lost a num ber of sails when oil' the Isle of Wright last Thursday. Two of Ihe crew were lost. Although the ship was dismasted the remainder of the crew succeeded in navigating the ship to Plymouth. The United States steamer Enter prise, having on board the re mains of Geo. II. Pendleton, late minister to Germany, sailed from Dartmouth for New York yester day, but was compelled to return, owing to storms olf the coast. HAIMCOAl) DISASTER. A Train Plunges Oft" of Trestle and Kills Five. Passenger!. Indianapolis, Jan. 27. A pas senger train on the Monar route, which left Chicago Sunday night at 11 :55, was wrecked at 7 :50 o'clock this morning, one mile above Carmel. The tender jumped the track, and the engineer re versed the engine, but before the brakes could stop the traia the locomotive and baggage car cleared the trestle. A sleeper anil smok ing car fell ever into thecreek.both taking lire almost immediately and were consumed in a romaikabiy short time. The number killed are live. A ISKi FIRE. A siloo.ooo lilaze in the l"orts- ' month Navy Yard. Portsmouth (X. II.), Jan. 27. The lartrest tire that ever occurred at the Kittery navy yard broke out this morning in the boiler rxm of building So. 43, occupied, by the construction and repair depart ment. The fire quickly extended along the shafting and oily timber in building No. 4l, occupied as a lull lock mill, and the workmen were obliged to jump. The fire was confined, however, to these two buildings. The loss is expected to reach $ llh),000. THE WORLD'S FAIR. The Committee at Work Drafting; a I'.ill on the Subject. Washington, Jan. 27. The sub committee of the special house committee on the world's fair was in session this morning, engaged in carrying out instructions to formu late a bill providing for the holding of the fair in 1892. The Chicago and New York bills were used as n basis for a new bill containing such expressions as are acceptable. This will allow the competing cities that are arrayed in opposition to form a rough draft of the sub-committee's bill. . . i '" . '. - .' . : : : : CONGRKSSIONAL FORECAST. Matters That CqBfress Will Con sider Durlns; tho Week. Washington,' Jan. 2T. Indi. citrons ire'; that' the senate will de?te',tt$eir this week.:.' the dif positwn of bills and resolutions on ho calender, of which there are now & formidable array," Dy f great Interest. . r Tn? Willing of i republican cau cus for Monday night is an indica tion, the bouse committee on ruies wiir submit tue new code of rules to the bouse early in the week, possibly Tuesday, if the caucus is harmonious. Tho committee on elections will call up the Smith-Jackson c-se Wednesday, but if the rules are not then reported the democrats will right its consdlcration. Until the rules are adopted any measures wnicn may oe passed will be through discretionary recognition by the speaker ot members hayinfic them in charge. CALIFORNIA FLOODED. Details of Washouts-Steamer to Sacrament as in Early Days. San Francisco, Jan. 26. The snow blokade on the Central Paci Sc and California fc Oregon rail roads is still on. In general the rain and snow storms in the north ern portion of California have ceased, but whether or not the pleasant weather will last until the blocude is raisea, cannot oe fore told, The warm rain that has fallen in Northern points is shifting southward, but the storm is less yiolcnt, and the amount of snow melted on the mountains is there fere less. Rain Las fallen in the San Joaquin valley as far south as Los Angeles and San Diego, but, so far as is row known, ii t.e dimage has resulted. CONDITION OF THE RAILROADS. The iuiLt':i!l in Um neighborhood of this city the past two dys was so heavy that small washouts are reported on all sides. No trains arc ruoniDg on the Southern Paci fic coi8t road. The three lines to Sacrameuto via Benicia, Martinez and Niles are closed. No trains are running from Wile jo to Calis toga nod Santa Rosa. On the northern division of the Seuthcrn Pacific trains are only running es for south as San Jose. The Placer ville and lone branches are closed. The road from Davisville to Tehama is wrecked. The Oregon line is open from Sacramento to R'.d Bluff. On the San Francisco & North Pacific road no trains are running bevond llealdsbnr!. For two or thiee days at least ihe Sou then Pacific Company will carry on iis business by running two boats between here and Sacramento, which will tfive San Francisco connection with Los AngcleJ and New Orleans and with the Eastern cities over the Atlantic and Pacific road. GOING AKOSNI) T11K WOULD. The C'lcamnavigator Gains a Date Instead of a Day. New Ysrk Tribune. A fair lady writes : ''Can't you explain about gaining and losing a day when you go around the world? Jules Verne muddled me til up, and every one that tries to explain it makes my head go round, too." Certainly, ma'am ; only you must fix your mind on one thing at a time and not let it go a wan dering like the little pig that wouldn't stand still long enough to be counted. Well, then, there is no day lo t or gained. What you will lose or gain if yen go around the world (besides some pleasant company wherefore, do not) 13 a date, not a day. In travel ing westward, each date, common ly called a day, hides the fact that for each degree o: longitude parsed over you have added four miautes to the twenty-four horns. At noon, when by custom you change jour date, you find you have trave.sed lit teen degrees, then your "dav has contained twenty-live instead f twenty-four hours. Ingoing to the eastward, the conditions would be revei sed, and your date en lie. 5 :i 'day would contain but twenty inrcc hours. Lut il you aim jour hiind should etand back to iiueU at New York, and staiting at the same instant walk straight aiound thewoiid, each walking exactly three nines an hour and never slopping tor anytnine, you would both meet and pass half way in exactly 3500 horns, and you would aaiu meet in New York in exactly .000 lifiirs, state the time iu hours and you will grasp it immediately A PROFESSOR'S PLEASANTRY, A Harvard Han Whose Lectures Are Like EntrrtainnK r.t. New York Tribune. Professor Cook of Harvard College is one of the most popular instructors in the university. Kvery freshman has a course in chemistry under the venerable scientist, liut if the course were not prescribed it is likely that his classes would be fully as large as they are now. An hour in his ex periment room is like attending an entertainment. He makes thinss lively in the most approved "college celebration" fashion with his ex plosions, burning chemicals and other tire works experiments. The professor has spent a good many years over his crucibles, ratorts and receivers, and his hand trembles visibly when he picks up any of his apparatus or in struments. One of his lectures is devoted io dangerous ' explosives, and a stir always goes over the room when he picks np a bottle labled nitroglycerine. His smile is as Innocent as a child's and it reveals the most genial and sympathetic nature in Harvard Col lege. W ben he picks up the bottle and holds it up, the yellow liquid tii ring with the shaking of his hand, he always eays something like this: Now.centlemen.it is commonly believ ed that it I were to drop this little bottle we should all bo blown to the skies (his hand trembles a little moro and timid freshmen look longingly at the door), but if the compound is pure, perfectly pure, mind you, I can light a match with perfect safety and thrust it down the neck ol the bottle." Here he feels for a match. "But," he instantly adds, "I am free to confess that I have not enough confidence ic its purity to try the ex periment. (Many sighs ot reliet ana one of the Professor's divine 63 lies.) Impassable Snow Drifts. East Washingonian : Never in the history of this country have the reads been so filled with snow drifts. The snow has not been bo deep, but the wind has blown al most every day or every other day. The roads been broken so as to be passable and one night of wind has completely filled them up again. The wind would first blow from the cast and then from the west, so that it has been a matter of imposi bility to keep the roads in anything like a passable condition. Paisley & Fish have just re ceived from the Hast a large in voice of job printing stock, includ ing 'istiiT liill ami noti beads. n i i j ..... - - - cards, invitations, and they are better prepared tnan ever to exe cute line work at very Iot rates. OREGON FLOUR. Manitoba Striving to Supply China and Japan. THE STATE'S AY II EAT Sl'PI'LT. Tho Pacific Coast States Keed Etw Seed Wheat-Thty Should Hold The Far E.--tera Trade. The ilour trade with China and Japan, of which Californin, Oregon at:d Washington virtually enjoy a monopoly, which, by their situation. they ishould he able to maintain, is gradually increasing, and becoming a trade of much importance. The trade has become so large that the transportation facilities furnished ahir pcrs at p rest e tit are not sufficient. and the trade will, in the near future, demand direct transportation. This trade is a head ' attracting attention in other quarters, as is evidenced by the fact that W. W. Ogilvie, presi dent of the Ogilvie Mi'liug Company, of Montreal, recently visited Van couver, B. C. The World of that city says: Mr. Ogilvie has had under consider ation for some time the establishment of a flour mill on the Pacific coast to grind for the trade with China and Japan. This scheme he does not deem practicable at pteseut. The mills iu Oregon and Washington now control that trade, having the surplus grain of those two states at hand, while were a mill established in Van couver the supply of grain must necessarily come trom Manitoba and the Northwest. The wheat supply of Manitoba, he said, could not be relied on yet to be steady, but in a few years he thought a constant supply could be obtained. The Manitoba wheat, being graded No. 1 hard, would eventually replac ? the Oregon flour in the Eastern market, as Ore gon ca:i only produce soft wheat." It is true that Oregon wheat is not so hard as the wheat of Manitoba, hut crops arc certain here and uncer tain there. Tho wheat of the Wil lamette valley, while contaiuing less pluten than hard wheat, makes the whitest flour i.i the world, which off sets any lack ol stu-uuth. As to Ore gon only being al'.e to produce soft wheat, it has been demonstrated that liar 1 wheat, the Scotch Fife, can be crown litre, and ilr.et very well, and the Dlue Stem, raised in Eastern Ore gon, contain n much gluten as the wheat of California, aud yields a larger berry, but is not up to the mark iu wtutencss. If Oregon far mers would take pains to introduce the Scotch Fife and other hard w heats the v would doubtless soon he able to supply wheat wit' as much gluten as iitcessary. At all eveuts, the Pacific coast states, througi their favorahie situation, fertile soil and abundant harvests, should be able to hold the trade in flour with China and Japan against all comers. lii this ceiiuection it may be stated that a roller mill was put in operation at Nagasaki, Japan, on December 10. Tho plant for the mill was furnished by an English firm. The mill is of brick, 51x30 feet, three stories high, with twelve pair3 of rollers for grind ing wheat and semolina. The capac ity is- eighteen piculs per day, as stated by a Nagasaki p?pcr, which is somewhere in the nihoorhood of 100 barrels per day. This is the first mill of the kind erected in the far East, and from private advices received here it has not proved the success ex pected. There is considerable w heat raised ic Jap in, and the product can be increased, but all .he flour which cap be produced there can scarcely cut much figure in the China trade, and California and Oregon should continue to famish flour for that country, unless the trade is interfered with by ill-fccliDg on the part of the Chinese, growing out of the restriction act and similar legislation. Ure- goman. MABEL NOTES. Mabel, Jan. 24. Lots of influenza. Striker is logging on Mr. Cleaver's land. Snow a foot dep and still snowing, three to six feet of snow in the hills. Charles Cleaver cot a fall in his barn some time ago crippling him up some, not very senously, however. . J. L. Stewart cut one of his toes off not long ago and yesterday Doc. Barnard hacked his wrist severing tne tendon connecting with his thumb, George Hanson, a native of Sweden and an old pioneer of Oregon, died at Alfred Drury's residence at noon last Sunday, aged 71 years 8 months and 15 days. He had no family and to far as known, no relatives in America. Whitbeck has several men cutting Iocs in his camp. The log drivers got 3 or 4 million feet to the mouth of the Mohawk a short t'me ago and there are two or three million more in the stream. A LONG STRING OFBILLS. Traveler Carries Cnct Rank Notes and Astonishes a Ciowd. Philadelphia Inquirer. A tall, black-wniiKerea man was leaning over the desk at the Conti nental Hotel last night conversing with several friends. Pulling a plethoric wallet from his pocket, he tnnk therefrom a lone sheet of 5 bills. just as they come from the Treasury Department. xiis iriena inquired what thev were. "Only advertise ments," was the reply. "They're civen away now with tea instead of the iiKiial ehromos." Bv this time there was quite a crowd around the black-whiskered man. eagerly examin-in-' the bill?. Souse thought t;i:v were genuine bills, vhile others, who had never seen bills in this shape be fore, as there were nearly a yard of them, thought they were advertise ments, and would not have bought the whole lot for five cents. "You're just like the fellow outia St. Louis. He was a clerk in a store, and when 1 had made a purchase 1 asked for a pair of shears aod pro ceeded to cut off a bill. You should have seen the man's eyes. . They stood out eo you could have knocked them off with a stick. The outcome of the matter was that he refused to take them. Just at that minute the proprietor came from the office, and, seeing the status of the case, dis charged the man, but, after I had ex plained the case, we all had a good laugh." "Why do I carry them in that way? I gues. well I suppose to have a little fun; thas's all. I have a friend, a cashier in a bank, and he lets me have them. Lei's adjourn and have a B. and S. and see what the bar keeper has to say." BEAUTIFUL RATI1S. A Place In Wiicli the Nobility Delight. Italia The baths of Battaglia are near Padua and Venice, in the most de lightful of climates, freed from northern cold and tro southern beat. A peculiar and most unique fea ture of the health resorts is the nat ural vapor bath in the grotto. This grotto is situated about half way up the Monte Sant' Elena, betwetn the smaller bath house and the castle. A number of hot springs issue from the rock with the grotto and. giv rise to hoi vapor. In consequence of the 'great success which attended the thera peutist employment of the gntio of Monsummano, near Pistoja, tlhis grotto was enlarged by blasting a:? fitted ud with magnificent jnarblei couches, shower baths, etc., after j the pattern of the Koman baths in Vienna, The temperture offapor is lit" degrees Fahrenheit. Lower down, and in Battaglia, are the bath houses and hotels now resorted to by hundreds. Cattajo is our old English Cathay or China, and was so named because it was built after the drawings of the Khan's palace at Cathay, brought home by Marco Polo. Near this curious structure, now belongitg tu the Archduke of Austna Este, is the more recent but charming villa of Val San Zibio, the teat of Count Marti nengo, Senator of Italy, sur rounded oy a da? park labi out in the old French style. Arqua, the heme of Petrarch, is not fpr off. and Monte Peudice invites you to its its picturesque ruins, from which you behold a beautilu! panorama spread before you. TALE OF A HALLO NER. One Man Charged Him S3. 25 Dropping Onto His Farm. for "I used to make ballon ascen sion in connection with Warner's circus," said au old and retired aeronaut the other day, "and one day I went up iroui Pekin. 111. The ballon was new and light, anil I got a much longer ride than I ex pected. I finally descended in a farmhouse yard obout ten miles away, my anchor haying caught in a cherry tree. The farmer was an old fellow, about GO years of agee and he sat reading on his doorstep as I came down. He removed his glasses, put them in his case, put the case in his pocket and then came forward and carelessly observ ed : "That a ballon ?" " 'Yes. Help me pull it down.' " 'Are you a balloner?' " Yes, Pull it hard.' " We got the air ship down, and I wsutcd him to take me to town in Iiis wagon, vie had none, and I hired a rig of a neighbor, and was about to depart when the old fellow stepped forward with: " 'I have a little Din here, Bir.' "'Bill! What for?" " 'Damage td cherry tree, 2 sbillin's, skeering my poultry, 50 cents; skrering the old woman the same; servicer of myself, $1. Total, $2,25, which is mighty cheap, con siderin' the times.' M 'I won't pay it,' I protested. M Ob, yoli won't? "Well, I'm a justice of the peace, and I'll issue a warrant. My naybur is constable, and he kin serve it. The old woman is out of her fit by this time, and she'll be witness, and I sort o' reckon and I'll fine you $2S dis turbin' of peace and contempt of this court 1' "And I was made to realize that the best way out of it was to come down with the amount of h:s bill, and luckily I had it, with a quar ter to spare.' ' ' Backlen's A rate Salve. The Best Salve in the world for Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, Tetter, Chapped Hands,- Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin Eruptions, and positively cures Piles, or no pay required. It is Guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction, or money refunded, Price 35 cents per box, kFor sale by Foshay & Mason, Dnrno's Catarrh Snuff. Sure cure for 6ore eves, deafness, headache, and the worst forms of catarrh in the head and throat. Price 25 cents. So'd by' Feshav & Mason. A1"!U y, Oregon. 4