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15 CENTS A WEEK. ALBANY, OREGON, SUNDAY JANUARY 26, 1890. VOL. V. NO. 52 FOR PUEE DRUGS. TOILET AND GO -HE ALSO III The Finest Line of Pianos and Organs in the Willamette Vallev. CALL AND EXAMINE" HIS STOCK h A I T T 1 0 (V Tt 17 shes,,,'?ief 3. w: v , . -- . enclosing auveitteeu pr ce. W. L. DOUGLAS S3 SHOE FOR GENTLEMEN. SoW hv What CasWa U Dr. Rami PttcW ela tomtaw and galea: cm-w f uSaU and Chfldron'o Complaiirta. gnpertor to Cator Q j,-. Parogorio or Karoo do Syraps. drfMjwa erry fog CartwU. ): liona of Mother bleaa Caatoria. CastorU enrrt OHc, Constipation & t I T 17BrflOTtntIftwiif a. Mai NinRhVn. 1 Htrrhmn VMwe.ef. Bf . . ynini mini n. twyciw uuiu I jj Tbe best French hand sewed corset in tbe 'market. Try. them once. You never will wear any other. Money, refonded-if nor found entirely satisfactory E). Sole F. H. PFEIFFER. Proprietor of Albany Soda Works And manufacturer of- We are now prepared to furnish choice, frtah candtes of best grade, consistinir of mire atick, assorted flavors, mixed candies, extra French and chocolate creanja, fancy mixed, candy toys and a iencrel assortment of fine candies At' HMOLESaLB QK KETAII. tarOtdern from countT dealers promptly at tended c Factory on Kirst street. ALBANY - OREGON Contractor and Builder. ...v. v n-llVH'II TIT K . D C SHELL. lLb ryniSioJi run lspeciftcatioiis ana loiaus ior an Mn w. huiUlini an) arehiusctur. All work j rcap: lv done and -uar..nteed tj l;c first clus. i-s-timates furnished on short ncticc for bru-k "uJuin, rcsidencea, piibl.c buildiii, rid-s, etc. Choice CoDiectoery FANCY GOODS TO G. 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I.OT6 IN BURKH ART'S PARK ADDITION This Addition offers superior ad vantages for residence nrrfrtv commanding a view of the whole ' 1 . -.1 A 1 1 !" uuy uiiu uui a onori waiK irom me business portion of town, ' For sale by WRirSJIA A IH I.RIKT BRO S. W. McMlHiSOX, IKST STKKET. REAL ESTATE BROKER. Inisiirsnri! hm.ttiBitrQnkfii-f ...I . . . i. vi itiwu-v oaned; 1 have a larpc list of improved and unimproved ciiyproi city and fruit, garden and faro- in larcc a.id small tracts. As I sell oj ommissiirnciily, if you wish t,, i)UV or sell it will p.iy you to emu an-J Fee n,t H EWERT. PKAtrriL'AL WATCH-.f ii.-p . and jeweler, Albany, On-s;n, THE FIRST WRECK Caused by Washouts from the Caiifornia Blockade. 511 KI KICK I HIS WIFE. Ne!iip Biy ComplrtfS Her Trip Aronod tbe World in 75 Days-Eastern Npi8 ItemF. The Heralii's Special Uispatcdes. Sacramento, Jan. 2o. A pas senger train which left here at 7 o'clock this evening for Knight's l.anumc was derailed between Davisville and Swindles. The ac cident was caused by a washout. The trackwalker reported to the superintendent in this city that Engineer (J. J. Cox and the fire man were nearly killed. It is not known whether any one else was injured or not. A wrecking train has teen sent to the scene of the disaster. UK WANTS A LATCH KEY. Why the I'rince of ltattenberg Is Xot nappy. London. Jan. 25. Th Prinr m Battenbersr. who han kickpA nvor the traces and is now sulking on beard a yacht in tbe Mediterranean, still declines to communicate with his , wife, but as his money can hardly hold out much longer it is exDected that he mav ha hpar.l from shortly. The chief grievance apparently is that lie wants a latch i L. : f - r tr ? i Key, vwmu viueuii v iciona insists that he shall be at home with his wife at dusk. HEAVY TEIIDICT. S40.000 Damages Awarded Against a Railroad. Chicago, Jan. 25. What is said to be the largest (verdict ever re ceived in the West for personal in juiies was awarded to llenry Bush in the United states court yester dav. In h:s suit against the North ern Pacific railroad the jury t ! IS. awaraea mm 4u,.ilu. liush was in the wreck between Hope and Sand Point, Idaho, and became paralyzed in his leg. Negligence on the part of the division supenn tendent was charged. SHOT HIS WIFE. A Husband CommitH Murder and ' Attempts Snieidc. Rome, N. Y., Jan. 25. John Law, ageJ (K) vears, shot lcs wife to-night, inflicting fatal wounds, and then cut his throat, but will recover. Ilealno shot .it his two children, but missed them. He had lived apart from his wife for some yens. To-night he de manded admission to the house, and being refused, shot his wife as above described. Their Salaries ISaiKed. Washington Jan. 25. The president has approved the act in creasing the pay of the supervisors of the census from sjUO to $1000. Nellie Bly Home, New York, Jan. 25. Nellie Bly reached here to day at 4' r. w., clos ing her trip around the world in To days. CONDENSED TELEOKAMS. Four Prineville hunters killed 191 jack rabbits in one day. The markets remain unchanged in the great centers of trade. The snow is being melted by rains, and more disasters by floods await aiiiornia. A dispute about fisheries is caus ing, angry feelings between Eng land aca l ranee. The money men of Brazil have confidence in the new republic. A national Dank stock to the amount of $100,000,000 was subscribed for in a day. The brother of the archbishop of iNapIes, Italy, has absconded with $120,000 of Catholic church money The commissioners in session at Portland have fixed the county taxes for the current vear at 18.2 mills. ReDorts from Northern Nevada mait; iimi, c;iuie are uying at an alarming rate irom the etlects of the severe storm. The Union Pacific railroad track thrcugh the Blue and Cascade mountains is in worse condition than it has ever been known to be. Tacoma merchants discrimination of 2 cents a gallon on oil in favor of Portland, by the Standard Oil company. The Seattle brick layers are still out on a strike. Some were getting $6 a day for 9 hours and tbe new scale was $5 for 8 hours. A Prosperous "Looking Back ward" Colony. Go awaj from home for tbe news, is pretty well illustrated in the following dispatch, found in the New York Tribune- frem Chicago. Daniel Cronen. the Chief of Pro duction of the Nehalem Valley Co operative volony, of Western Ore gon, has just arrived here from the West and gives a glowing descrip tion of this new colony, which is conducted on the theories set forth in Edward Bellamy's navel. ' Look ing Backward." Mr. Crooen sivs that thec(:on v. of which he is oii'j of the fa.i'ide;?, numbers tweuiv- five men and six women, besides thirty-three children,-all of whom i are radical sociaiis-?. iiiecoiony is incorporated and owns 4,000 acres of land, oD!y about 100 acres of which arc cleared, and the busi ness cousist of luintcnng, stock raisi g and farm tap, principally the latter. The work of the colony is divided into r.iur departments production, tiistrilmtiou. transpor tation and i-ducatiou. The govern mentis a pure democracy. Routine ousmess is transctea Uf a hoard ot directors. AM the workers get the same pay, and theie'ure no poor or rich. Th ..loijist produce all tliev need except clothiug and some of the finer srrocej-ies. . These one can get at the ccntf AV more, paying tor them s;t ot DiD'tinie checks, which ci dilute th-Uibue? of the coloty, ' andTepferyst ;a certain amount ol labor. The colony has no stloons and no f 'drunkards. There is no preacher, bnt every one worships in his own ay, there being five denominations represented. Members are admitted on payment of $500, one half of which may be paid in labor. The colony started with $3,000 and new has a plant lor which $150,000 las been offered. Mr. Cronen comes Etst in the in terests of his colony ad expects to get a number, of recruits. TEJtPERAHCE BOTES. Contributed byithe W. C.T, V. One womau'a fooatep may cross the saloon threshold noislessly, but when two hundred ttonsand cross it, there is a trembling bthind the bar. Mrs. O. W. Scott. !. Prof. Lafiin, one of'our most noted scientists, states that tobacco is a dangerous poison, bat that the cigarette is tour poisr.18 ahead in the race of death. Three new total abrtinence Catholic bishops Shanley, Mctioldrich ana Cotler have been atiled to Arch bishop, Ireland' force. Two of them will work iu Minnesota and one in North Dakota. i A tobacjo-moDuer of Luiste, Austria, has been jaifed on a charge of -'dealing in deleterious substances." for selling packages oti new smoking compound which piovtd to be a mix ture of tabacco and opum. If pack ages of smoking tobaico were to be purged from all "dtleterious sub stances," very little wuld be left but the wrapping paper. febx L. Ossald, M. D. The W. C. T. U. of Syracuse, N. Y.. gave a New Year's5, dinner to the poor children between the ages of five and fifteen. 1 wo 0r.sand tickets were issued, dinner b'ing served from 11a. in. to. 5 p. m Each child on leaving was given a temperance card and paper. After all the children with tickets had been fed, a crowd of boys outsii'e were let in and bounti fully supplied, so that nearly it not quite tbrce thousand in all wcie fur nished with a New Year's feast. A Catholic priest gives us the fol lowing: "Seakespear with all his preternatural play of thought and power of language, was forced back to calling drink jutt Devil. So past finding out it was even in his day in its action upon men. But how much more a ' "Devil" is it now, affecting men not only in their bodies and minds individually, but much mora powerfully in their civic or political life," The town of Newber, Oregen, in habited largely b people of the Friend's faith, is pretty thoroughly aroused over the "druggist saloon" question and is taking sensible and commendable steps to put an end to the nuisance. The Newberg Graphic in. ita iaaua of Jan. 11th thus states !tbe oaae: . Drunken men nave reeled un and down onr troat, Uiey have gone out along- tbe country roads ihowlinir like Comanchee- Indians, iiterrorieinK onr children, until they r 1- 1 t i inape neon, ainuu w gw mj. aunuui. I While th baa' boeay going on a onucJMO naa oeas uwn inim s uvrxam Quarter that "we will', wiratnp this community, u it. taaao viudu. ror bearanoe ha at last oaaaed; to be a virinn mtirl the ffflod' law. abidiDC D0- liplo ot thia town, and aiirrounding country, soy toac mm unng-tooac ana ... . . .HM- 1 ' i SUaUDo Btoppoa. xnoy areenuaung fop the war and propoao that any man no difference where he sets np a ahop or whete he cornea from, who under takes to ruin our boys and our good reputation by violating the law in selling intoxicating liquors shall be made to suffer the full penalties of the law." To accomplish what they have thus decided upon, they plan to form a joint stock company of $30,900; "that money to prosecute may be be hind the tempe.-ance sentiment of the town." Up to date of the issue of the Graphic $18,000, had been raised. Etiquette of a White Houae Dinner Washington Star . The arrangement of the table is with floral decoration on the plateau in the centre with confections and cakes and ornamental pieces. At each place are the glasses for water and four or five wines, three forks and knives and napkin and a caraffe with iced water. Upon the latter i- 4l.o nlata mrd nnnn which 'a rests '"- r -r - written the name of the person to OCCUpy ma a me uiuiug board. ... . ,. ti,. naiial hour for a State dinner is 8 p. m. As the guests arrive, which should be tn teen minutes Deioro me t.nn. .t thev are shown to the rooms 11UU1 ow., . for the removal of . wrappings and descend by tne private stairway 10 ti... ..r.nil corridor and Tjrocfed direct I to tbe East Room, win :e the Presi dent and wife await them. Each i .'ontleman upon entering ihc room is i jalldetl by an usher a email envelope ' cutuit""! a card ii. scribed with the plan of the table and bearing the name of the lady he will escort. On the diagram the number of the seats he and his lady will occupy are marked. After being received by the President and wife he examines the cards and ;mmeniately joins the lady whom he will accompany to the State dining hall. His own lady remains with him until her escort appears. All the guests having arrived, at the appointed hour the steward an nounces that the dinner is in readi ness. The President, with his first lady guest leads the way to the State dining room, followed by the remain ing guests. The presiding lady, es corted bv the principal gentleman, closing the line. The Marine Band meanwhile performs a suitable march. In the dining-room the guest; zaa their places and take the seats as signed to them by the plate cards. wmch correspond in location with tne diagram handed them upon entering the Eait Room. There are four services at all etate dinners. The dishes, in their order, are served on silver platters by waiters, the guests helping themselves. The chief waiter serves the l'resident first and then proceeds toward the right, and the second waiter toward the left. The same course is observed on the opposite side of the table, be crinnini with the Dresidinz lad v. No one is ever served twice. The plates of one course are removed as soon as each guest is finished and the plate for the next is put in its place. At the close of the dinner, which lasts about three hours, it has been the custom of late years for the gen tlemen to leave the table with the ladies and not return. The custom during the earlier Administrations was for the ladies to have their coffee served in the drawing-room and for the gentlemen to return to drink a single glass of wine to the health of the President, Gentlemen wishing to enjoy a cigar retire during the coffee to the corridor it the foot of the private stairway, but join the ladies when the presiding lady makes he motion to retire. After one prouiennde through the suit of parlors the gentlemen surrender their 'adies to the centiemen with whom they came, and with their own ladies take leave of the President and cis lady. They should receive their wrappings and leave the building quietly and promptly. The last of the guests should have retired within thirty minutes after leaving the tabic. ODD AND INTKKESTIN:. Over 5000 Russians have, settled id and around Eureka, Gil., withiu a year. Five red-haired girls gave a white horse bazar at Williamsport in the cause of charity. English cutlery who used to py $000 a ton for ivry have recently had to pay as high as $10,000. An Iowa girl. Flora Loak, has just shot a man dead for serenading her grandfather on the occasion of bis latest marriage. Jeff Davis' grave is guyded nicht and dav by a detail of police, and the vigils will be kept up for at least four months. It is said that one of the English novelists is able to repeat from memory every word be has written, and he is the author of many books. Last year Germany granted only 3921 pensions, against England's 0779 and the United States' 20.420. The number granted in Germany has fallen off 927 in five years. Edward Hanlan, the professional oarsman, has made and saved money and is now in receipt of a handsome salarv as one ot the cast of a tank drama. He says he will never race again. lie proposes to be an actor.. Amelie Rives Chanler is said to be setting the fashions in Paris. It is said that the Princess of Wales has ordered five dresses to be made like those worn by tbe eccentric author of "The Quick or the Dead." Mrs. Chtnler is rather pleased at the attention she is attacting. Pittsburg, .Pa., has a musical prodigy. Her name is Ethel Jones and is only 13 years of age. She did not touch a piano until she was 10. She now plays the most difficult classical music in a way that has astonished competent critics. She is the daughter of Rev. Edward Jones, a methodist minister. California Cat-K-C'nre, The only guaranteed cure for catarrh cold in the head, hay fevor, rose cold, catarrhal deafness and sore eyes. Re store the 6ensc of taste and unpleasant breath, resulting from catarrh. Easy and pleasant to use. Follow directions and a cure is warranted, by all drug gists. Send for circular to Aoictine Medical Company, Oroyille, Cl. Six months' treatment for $1; sent by mai). 91 10, For 6ale by Foshay & Masoa. Woman's Discovery "Another wonderful discovery has aeen maae ana mat loo by a lady In this count v. TVisrnKA fuctonnH ire clutches upon her and for seven years -i. . . . . . . cue vtiiublouu lis severest tests, out her vital organs were undermined and death seemed imminent'. For three months she coughed incessantly and could not sleep. She bought of us a bottle of Dr. King's New Discovery for Consumption and was so much re lieved on taking; first dose that she slept all nic-ht nnrl with tnn MtU liar been miraculously cured. Her name is Mrs. Luther Luts." Thus write W. C. Harm ick .v; Co.. of Shelbv. N. C wei a iree trial bottle at Foshay V uiuson s Drag Store. Paisley & Job Printers. THE NEW MVY. The Committee Will Recommend Its Consrtuetion. AN ENOKMOI'S EXPENDITURE. A Total of 227 First-Class Battle Ship? Which Will Cost $349,515,000 -A Great Work. Washington, Jan. 24. Tbe senate committee on naval affairs held a meeting to-day, at which, after con siderable discussion the committee decided upon a policy which will gov ern it during this congiessional work of building up the navy. This is iu brief, that great line of battle ships like the Koglinh lienbow snouia oe constructed at once. Senators Chandler and McPhe'raoh, however, are not in accord with the decision reached, and majority and minority reports will be submitted to the senate. Senator Stanford is not wholly committed to the decision reached. The naval policy board appointed by Secretary Tracy made recommen dations for building ten first-class battle ships of 10,000 ton each; eight first-class,of 8000 each;twelve second class, of 7100 tons each; three third class of 6300 to 7600 tons, five third class, of C00C tons; six harbor moni tors, of 4000 to 6000 tons; one cruis ing monitor, of 3800 tons; eleven rams, ot 2000 to 3300 tons; nine thinarmored cruisers, of 6250 tons; four first-class protected cruisers, 7500 tons; ten first-class protected, of 5400 tons; twelve second-class protected, of 3000 to 4o00 tons; six third-class protected, of 1700 to 3190 tons; ten gun vessels and dispatch boats, of 850 to 1500 tous; 8ir.teen torpedo cruisers, of about 900 tons; three torpedo, depot and artificers' shij 8, of 5000 tons each; 1C1 torpedo boats, of 65 tons each, making a total of 227 ships, ot tlU,-0.-.5 tons, at a cost of $349,515,060. This total includes $67,965,000 already expended, and authorizes the cxpen diture of $281,550,000. When the eommittee proceeded to consideration of the recommendations the issue was raised whether it was advisable at this time to begin with tne construction of the immense line- of-battle shipj proposed, including harbor defense monitor!. There are forty-four of these vessels, and they would cost $202,490,000, while the other vessels together would cost only $147,025,000. Chandler aad "lcf her son urged that the Uni.ed States should continue the present policy of baildinir fast cruisers and ceter build ing huge line-of-battle ships until we had a large number of cruisers, or there was some exigency calling lor their construction. Un this issue the committee divided, the majority agreeing with the policy of the board, ami Hale was instructed to report favorably the bill introduced by him several lays ago, embodying the recommendations of Secretary Tracy. SNOW MELTED INTO A FLOOD. Itivers of California Rising Hourly - Well Founded Alarm. Sax Fkancisco, Jan. 24. Tele graphic advices to-night to the Asso ciated Press from thirty or more points in Northern California state that heavy warm rains have been fall ing to day; that the snoW ia melting rapidly and that the creeks and rivers are now running almost to the top of the banks. . The rain-pour still con tinues and a flood ereater than that of a few weeks since is threatened. The danger is greatest in the Sacra mento, Napa, and aouoma vaiieya. Clovepoale, Jan. 24. The present storm ir unprecedented in the history of this section. The Russian river is higher than ever known. Ranches alone the river are damaged badly. several neuses in. x ine uruve, now . . -n here, are held in place by heavy ropes. The new bridge across tne nver is liable to go out. The railroad between here and Tkiah is washed out for a great length, and it will be many days before trains will again run. The rainfall for the season is 58.70 inches; for the past twenty-four hours, 5.56 inches. Chico, Cal., Jan. 24. Grave appre hensions ar felt along the river bot toms over the r;se of water. Snow hs fallen yery low down in the foot hills, and to an unprecedented depth; The warm rain of the last three days has melted the snow rapidly. Both Chico creeks are booming, higher than in the last flood. The Sacra men to river ia within ' two feet of its banks and is rising rapidly. CAUGHT IN A BIOCKADE. IIow the Goddess, Christine Nilsaon Ate Bologna Sausage. Max Karetiek. in PhUadelnbia Tunes. Singers aro always hungry, and, as a rule. . are - enormom eaters. Shall I gfve you one or two in stances in point! Yest Well here goes. Christine Nilssoo was; a big. eater, out sae put on airs about her food, but on one occasion when she was under Strakosch's management and. I was musieai director she had to eat what sb could get. We were ;n route from Cincinnati to Buffalo.. On tbe road, about half-way, Igot out and bought atngeansage and av loaf of rye bread, and when the train moved again I began to eat it with quiet a relish. Kilsson, who sat almost directly opposite, turned around with a grimace of disgust en her face. "Whs is eating garlic, or sausage, or something?" 6he asked bitterly. "Bah'" And she took out three or four flacens and sprinkled the pnTunie all over the car. "Couldn't vou wait till we got to Buffalo. Must jeu buy such awful stuff? Yen knew Strakosch had ordered dinner at Buffalo, but you couldn't wait. You bad to buy that awful sausage ana make me sick!" Nilsson continued in this strain tor a short time. I pat the rest of my sausage into my pocket. I apologized, I felt rather sheepish. Now it happened that jutt as we were a few hours from uunaio a freight train brake down, and we were hemmed in. Everybody was excited. We would be late. We were hungiy. At about 10 o'clock I fell asleep. I bad eaten and was comfortable. Tne others were not. At about 2 o'clock in tbe night I felt a touch on my arm. I rubbed my eyes, stretched. -'Who is it? What's tbe matter P 'Uusb ! it's I, Max. Its Chris tine, bay,. .Max. I'm awlully hungry, J'ai diablement faim! Can't you let me have that bit of sau sage I saw you put into your pocket yesterday. Do let me nave it, Max!" Imagine a '"goddess" eat ing bologna but she did it and with relish. Adeline Patti too has a big appetite and wherewith to gratify it. She was but three years old when I first saw her, and came now and then to concerts where her mother sang. I remember one day when "Norma" was played. Patti Bariii sang "Norma'.' A ma I: a Patti sang ''Adalgisa" and iittle Adeline Patti sang one of tbe babies. Five or six years later, when Jenny Lind was all the rage, Adeline knew al most all her songs. One day I bad a rehearsal for a concert in Tupler Hall, where the grand Central Hotel now stands. I suggested to Patti Bariii to let little Adeline sing a few songs of Jenny Lind's. She overheard me. "Will I get a hatful of bon-bens if I go and sing, Mr. Max?" "Yes" said I. When the evening of the concert came and the time for little Adelena to go on arrived, I had forgotten all about the bon-bons. The gill bad not forgotten them. Where arc my candies, Mr. Max?' I said I had forgotten them. I would give them to her the next day. No, she wouldn't go on without tho?e bon bons. I was in despair. The candy stores were all closed. Fin ally I ran to a neighboring hotel, where the pastry cook gave me some of the sweets that were as necessary then to make Patti g on and sing as checks proved necessary in later years. 1 returned, - and Adeline took the candies. "Uid them for me. mamma," said sli', aud on she went and sang. This was in 1853, and I think this was Adelina Patti's first appearance. HUMOROUS DRIFT. 01-R BKTTRR liALVKS. There's a purple half to the purple grape, and a Kweeter half to the peach; There's a warmer half to the huun hart which kindly deeds may reach; There's a brighter half to the dreary woild where the tkie9 are verbluc, And a better half to every mau whose wite is (rood and true. When a woman wants the caith, it is with a view of giving it to some man. 4 Come where my love lies sntez ing sneezing th' unhappy hours away. Tbe most popular publication of tbe day is a work in twelve chapters entitled "Calendar for 1890." Done by baud: She (dotes on art) Do vou draw? He Well, tint depends on the cards I get. 'It strikes ine this is somethiog to avoid." said the tramp as ne bolt ed a large piece of mince pie. "Ma, when is your wooden w d ding?" It was when I married j'ir lather, Johnnie," she answt r d grimly. Bloodgaod Trayis :s a bixk isn't be? DeSmitb fehould't w n der. He is made out of clay, i-d has just been fired. "There was an old woman v lived in a shoe." Undoubted! a .Western woman, and it was a t t of corn palace, so to speak. There is one advantage in be a congressman. If somebody st h your salary jou can replace it ft the national treasury by an apj -priation. Tbe mugwump Boston Her says that "G rover Cleveland h big a mn out of office as he wa it." Tbey say he really wei; more now than be did then. A cordial invitation: His Ho What made you steal this gee man's door mat? Prisoner 8 1; your honor, it said "Welcome" it, in letters as long as your ar r The Kansas City Hues spe of the secretary of state as Jin Jim." The Bourbon editor in J souri still clings to tbe tradii that Jesse James wa? the perfect of a gentleman. Wa-Wa Kacho, aCorean acb who desires to inspect Ameri universities, has arrived : in country. If the sneezing epidtt gets any way healthy he'll tl every other fellow he meets is l ing him. Paisley Jt Fish have just ceived from the East a large voice of job printinc stock, in ing paper, bill and note he: cards, invitations, and they better prepared than ever to i cute line work at very low rater w