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.-,Vv4'V'- 1 THE MOKyiXG HERALD; SUNDAY, MAECH 31, 1889 ..... Ye cashibal a:;d te kissiosasee A cannibal lired on a cannibal And was thinner than thin could be. His lees were as lean as a long tailed rat. His head rattled round in his number Ht hit. And be left no mark n the Baud where be sat, Ob, a woeful eight was he! So lie was A dismal sight was be. Now; ther came to this island from ver the main A laudable missionaree; His weight was ;hree huudred ana forty-three pound, Bis pa::nch and his jowls and his ton. sure were round, And lit; . If ft a mark where ht 6 at on the ground Just to and a balf feet br time, So he did Just two and a half by three. But the moral I'm trying to teach in my song You soon will be able to see; 'or the Christian proved docile and i teaenable quiete; He learnt from the heathen the th'ng that was right And on Sunday morning- as scoa as 'twas light, He ate up the cannibalee! Yes, he did He ate up the cannibalee, Harvard Lampoon. titi killed. Another child kille l byjthe fuse of opiates given in the form of Sooth ing syrup. Why mothers give J their children sur.h deadly poison is stir- pricing when they can relieve the ) child of its peculiar troubles by using ,' Acker 8 mby Soother. It contains iio opium or morphine, bold bv Foshay & Mason. Are We f nave Another War' Some political prophets aver that we shall. He tbat as it may, tne Dai tie waged by medical science against disease will never cease until we ar. rive at the Utopian epoch when the human family shall cease to be aract- ed with bodily ailments. One of the niott potent weapons which the ar mory of medicine furnishes, is Hos tetter's Stomach Bitters, which is of special utility as a family remedy, as it is adapted to the immediate relief and ultimate cure of those disorders of the stojiachjiver and bowles which are of commonest occurence. Indi gestion, biliousness and constipation are inseparabla companions, as these I ailments are completely eradicated by j id" uiuers. uut the remeuiai scope j of this superlatively wholesome and I genial medicine takes in also nervous ' ailments, rheumatism and kidney troubles; its action lr. these, as in the other complaints, being characterized by unequaled iouo A Perfect Laxative What On Earth. Is the reason people will not, can not or do not see anv difference iu cheap nostrums put up by Cheap John houses or irresponsible parties at enormous profits, rather then take a medicine of world wide reputation and one that n ving universal satis faction at equal puce? No medicine in the worll is g ving such unparal leled satisratio i for purifying the blood as B';-s Blood Purifier and Blood Makir -.ad every bottle that does not . t. work will cost you nothing. Gee. L. Blackman, druggist. should be j Paine's Celery mild, and j and pleasant. t little to be ant, no with io griping or purgat ive effects It should also incite the liver to actioii, aid diges tion, and telievethe kidneys. Like nothing else, Paine's Celery Compound is a perfect laxative and cuies constipation where all other remedies fail. "As a gentle laxative Paine's Cele ry Compound is surely without a peer I think I ought to know, since I have tried remedy after remedy for about six years, and have found nothing that equals it in my case of costive ness." J. B. Jenkins, Teacher, Cloyd's Creek, lenn. iiruuipti and pleas- I confidence in its merits. Compound is prompt As a laxative it leaves desired. I have great Eg J WHOLESALEJAND RETAIL DEALERS. IN J FTJEliTITUEB Albert Leakard, Asso t Editor Jour, of Pedagogy, Athens, Ohio. "For two or three years years I suffered intensely with severs pains in my bowels, which were habitually constipated. My bowels are now regular, and I have had no return of" fti)?7 V ,f T A TSTjJVY. e using one Dottle 01 1 these pains since using one Panie's Celery Compound F. G. Stick sey. Druggist, Havana, Ala. Moral: Use Paine's' Celery Com pound aud stop mining the intestinal tract with harsh purgative pills. ir.t3s.1eet, between' Ferry landWatbicgton Albany, Oregon. Proprietors. STEWAET & SOI -Dealers in- Druggists. $1.00. Six for $5.00, Wells Richardson & Co. Bnrlinrton. Vt rtf..-J Are the simplest Dyes made. UfcWlOnH Um A child can use them. I B.Vf. -Living on Lactated Food are Healthy. liaClBS Happy and Hearty It is unequaled General Eureka, The motto of California" mpana I . iyiiu ju. win, ill luc miiu Ul I i . cuusuiuc wucre me orange, lemon, I olive, fig and grape bio jm and ripen aad t'eash!!! i and ittain their highest perfection in islthe reason ' mid-winter, are the heibs and gum keep couching are useain this pleasant and still keen trvin inferior mii. L; . , . . . ."roaiana lungtrou- -f , -! i uies, oania ADie me ruler of coughs. ernes when Beggs Cherry Cough Syr-1 asthma and consumption. Try Santa up will positively relieve your cough i Abie the only guaranteed cure for at once? lhis it no advertising i catarra 91 bv mail 1.10 Sh! aad Caagh!! What in the world yon wi 1 cough and coeme, Dut an actual lact, ana we guarantee it. Go:. T Blackman, druggist. When Baby was sick. We gave her Caatoria. Whe sh was a Child, She cried for Castoria. Wten she became Miss, She clung te Castoria, j The modes of death's approach are ' various, and statistics show conclusive ly that more persons die from diseases of the throat and lungs than any other, it la probable tbat everyone, without oAntion. receives vast pnmbers nf , -iubeicle Germk into the system and wte" hmA children. wnere taese germs lau upuu Buimiue soil they start into life and develop, at first slowly and is shown by a frlight tickling sensation in the throat and if allowed to continue their ravages thev extend to the lungs pro ducing consumption and to the bead, ! causing ontarrn. .ow on mis is dangerous and if allowed to proceed will in time cause death. Attheorset you must act with promptness; allow- j ing a cold to go1 without attention, is , dungerous and may lose you your life. As soon as you feel that some thing is wrong with your throat, lungs or nostrils, obtain a bottle of Bosehee's German Syrr.p. It wili give sou iui mediate relief. rl1HE UNDERSIGNED. L opened an nphoLteiing WHO HAS and repairing shop opposite the Rub Uonfe, will remam in tne city out a lew weens, i r.oce uiruiK lounea and matt regftes re paired ami any up holstering done, should calk at once. J. B. tiillmore. l or Sale j on small Tracts axd,thrf.e:farms v on eay term?, S ime near town. V or H. hkyaxt Kfllire -I liulHtioa. N TIC 18 11BRKBT CIVEJi IHAt THB CO-PART- nership heretofore tsuiis uvit.iju u zv nmlis. W Hoclisiccicr, 1H.UC? me tina name of Zcys & Hoehsto nc. i- this j iay dissolved by n i-.ti.-al eoit, J'r. Zeyss tttiritur. Eitntr meuit-errf the late linu will receipt for all nuuieys due thetn . CJEf, V. U"CH!fKl'-EB Ed. Zkvss, SHILGH'S vITALIZKK is what; f npfl fur t-onhti nation. loS of ai- ' wtlt'diz.infS8 and all symptoms of! dyspepsia. Price. 10 and 75 cents per i bottle. Foshay x Mason. For the finest baly carnaaes tire city go to Stewart & Sox'f. rv..t m iWpTTTfTrnTfw '4 MkA She gw them Castoria. j fJh T UvJUUb ' - No charge for reserved seats at W. I F. Read's; we want to show goods. j rI .&-& FANCYiG00DS ZZ. g ICW S MEN'S CLOTHING. , jj HATS AND CAFS, pj fg FURNISHING GOODS - ) jS ttfe iJS J j BOOTS AND SHOES. 7Y ! Ir "4 rl I Kli a nice AMn run i-vdcmo --x fhP fSaSBfljALLIATLOWFSTi PRICES. mj m u v iui mi a u uv i I IIMI JSJ U I II Ll 111 ff 1 1 1 I I III llll I I II LI A irr? 1 1 - - i ni iiniiii iiiiiiii uuiiiiiiai IrVT hi rV ( ! I IILJI IIV I I LUIH WW 111 II till i i ! ! I - " 7 1 i. i ... i Hardware -AND- Agricultural . Ipkenk Iron, Steel and Coal Wagons and Buggies Mope and Cordage Blacksmiths9 Supplies Carpenters' Tools' Builders9 Hardware Powder, Shot, etc. Giant Powder & Fuse Saws and Axes, Garden and Grrass Seeds.. And all Implements Used by Farmers i Electric Bluer. This remedy is becominr well , and popular known as to reed no spe cial mention. All who bare ucd Electric Bitters eiucr the tame sonir of i praise A purer medicine does not ex ist ana it is guaranteed to ao mi uiai is claimed. Electric Bitters will cure all diseases of the Liver and Kidneys, and remoTf Pimples, Boils, Salt Kheum and other affections caused by impure blocd. Will drive Malaria from the system and prevent as well as cure all Malarial fevers For the cure of Headache, Constipation aad Indicostion try electric bitters En tire satisfaction guaranteed, or money refunded. Price 50 cents and . f 1.0(1 per bftlle at Foshay & Mason. Backlla's arnica Halve The best Salve in the world for nti Bruises, Sore Ulcers, Salt Kheum, Fever sores,Tetter, chapped bands. Chilblains conic, aud all skin erup tior.fe.mid positively cures Piles, tr no iav required. It is guaranteed to irive perfect satisfaction, or money refunded. Price "25 cents per box at Foshay V Mason's. I'lMtitir m tlie Face Dei o' i an impure state of the blo d and ' looked upon by many with suspicio i. Acker's Blood Elixir will remove a impurities and leave the complexi. smooth and clear. There is nothing that will 90 thoroughly build up the constitution, purity and trengthn the whole system. Sold and guaranteed by Fo6hay & Mason. Uanplarss aad laaieatateal, ' Cannot go hand in band if we look o the dark side of every little obstacle. Nothing will so darken lite and make it a bnrden as Dyspepsia. Acker'a Dyspepsia Tablets will cure the worst form of Dyspepsia, Constipa tion and Indigestion, and make life a happiness and pleasure. Sold at 25 and 50 cents by Foshay & Mason. C CHOICE ITALIAN PRUNE TBEKS FOR J sale. Apply to P. W. grim AItay "ktmiv Mark. Murray's Specific AGRICULTURAL DEPOT; o DEYOE & ROBSON, ALBANY. Proprietors' 1 awe ti 1 OREGON.!! - Have removed into their new building and have 011 lurd for the trsdeol 189 pull LINE OF GARDENER'S AND CARPENTER'S TOOLS The largest anrt best variety Yf STUDEBAKER i NEWTON FARM WAGONS, HACES AITD BUGGIES Tn the central Willamette Valley. Orders from distance solicited and oiomjtly tilled at lowest rates. ; 1 1 1. 1 I if f ifpiit iii(t't. ifl Weak Vcmory, Lets cf Brain Pta-er, Hysteria, Heaascbe Pain m the B ck, Nervous Prostration, Wakefataeiw, potfwey and general locate f ir li Generate Orcans in either f om! bv . I ndiscre ion tr over-exertion, end' hih ul- I timatelT lead to Premature ! Old Ase, Insanity and Con- sumption. vi.CO a txix or six , boxes for $5.00. Sent by mail ' on receipt of price. Full par ticulars in pamphlet sent free 1 to every applicant. We Vaaraalee C Itaxes to cure any case. For every fb.W ordtr received we sem 8i- boxes, with a written i-,t .(,:... ruarane e to refund theircntv it cu fjtiific does not effect a cut e. Addrccs allttBrmu DicationH to the Sole UcDutactntei, Ike Hurray Medicine Co., Kansas. City, l!o. t3Sod iu Albany ly I'Ofhay Fsoltay Jk WnMia.wilc aire TroAc 1 EE TIiaSE NEW at Will Bios. IMPKOVKU ORGANSi FARM m WjI MY F1NBJKARM OK 200 a bai:ga:n in tntsi-uLAifis J. plan!. I WILL SELL acres situal miles from Aibany Will Bros. I a WINN, AGENT ViAnt , locatiati, witn food well of pure water, with Must bcfsold in four days. fcAt j wind mill; gued house; buildings all new. j TbiB is one o the moat fcij;htly places in Ote 1 gon, having a fine viw f tfce surronndini; I'OR THE LEAD-1 couKfrj, towns and mountains. rarxJin.- 1 iana ail new ana civan ami aoapiea yi n ' kinds of fruit. Onality of land second t uooe. 1 wui mate rhis a rare Dortrain to the richt man. Itnmigmits, don't faill to nee this farm before ?oj buv, Come and see ntc on the place. M. T. WHITNEY. ing Ire, life anUccKh!it insurance cam pamea rr Beat. FRNISHED ROOMS TO Rl NT, City ftefrtaaraav. AT THE THAT H.ACKINGtCOUOniCAjt ni o quickly cured by ShUoh's Cure. We j Xaranee 11. rosnay k diasen. I WILL TOU1 SUFFER with dts-I tepsia and liver cvmplaiut? Shihih's ! Viuiizerisffuarrnteed t vnre you.; Fxelly & MaJOn. T Cteaa Vear Alleys and Mf reel: "JIJOT1CE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT PEO- j 1 V r . r Awtkjtfrti . rt rMinireil toritfan their i Hey and the streets adjoining (heir property J at once in accordance with the order cf the I Hy council, JSBN N. HOFJMAN, City Mareh). Ml FI STOCKMEN AND FARMERS BEAD. I hereby certify that Dr. I N. Woodlebas SuaafuUj operated on my ridgling horae. ISAAC HAYS. For further -eference in regard to ridgliniff "tnbnire ot Dave Peterson, Wm. Peteieon,Leb aBo; John Hardmaii, Alfred Wctverton, AI any; swrn Gaines, Scio: Wm. Foster Prioe ville. I practice veterinary medinine in Al bany and country u unrounding. Office and reSfdeuce corner 6th and Washington sta. 1. N, WOODLE. Veterinary Surgeon. OREGON PACIFIC TO CALL AT THE- New 'Grocery, Strong's olr Corner' All goods are fresh and firet-claes and pold ct bedrock prices for cash. Come and be convinced. &S Produce taken in exchange st Very Respectfully, BARDUE & UNDERWOOD. Mauufacture'steam engines, prist aDd saw mill machinery, iron fronts and all kinds of hfavy and HjL'ht work in iron and brass castings. Special atten tion paidto repairing all kinds of machinery. Patterns made on stort notice. E. F. SOX, President. C. H. Stewart. Secretary. SPRINGFIELD SAlVilliILL A. WHEELER, SPRINGFIELD PROPRIETOR. SPBITGFIEIiD OREGON "Albany yard Tand office n Kailread 'hetween 4th and 5tb streets Jgj A -l'V..ui. A lv r aii ucciciiniuRiij ju Hunger, .lavirr iTimter net excelled in quality, tnd facilities not surpassed forth e upimivif buiiik ur wruf rs. 1 rcsrct-iiuu ruiuii mure 01 ine A. WHEELER. Di oniDt and trade. J. M. MOTS, rsrsa nvna, u.a. KIRK, J. P. OALBRAITll. Curran & llontelth have lote for sale on the installment plan, rang ing in price from $125 to $1000. keafYfMl. JOSEPH WEBBER ANNOUNCES TO HIS patrons aad friends that he can be found on Firat atrect, in his new rooms in Foahav & -Ma shriek, where he is prepared to ac vummodate the public with anything in the taanoriaUiae.fcHot or cold. hatha at all hours BANK OF BROWNSVILLE, BEOWSPII Wi CI- WLW KsoaeAinzKS jak cabt, 1, 1869. Ii CAPITAL J8T0CX, (25,000 Transacts a sen end hankinir and exchange bnsinesa. Loans made. Bills discounted, Collections made on reasonable terms. De posits received on current accounts subject tocheck. Ezchaoge bought and sold on New Votk Chicago, 6an Francisco, Portland and Albany. J.M.MOYKR, j. p. GAbsnAiTR. President. Cashier. PALACE MET MARKET AME3 V. FlFE,Frop. Ylrat iStreef - AlbJ The best variety of choice beef.veal.mutton fork aa usage, etc., in the city kept constant v aa hand. I S Cash aid for aUkiid " ock.) LinnCountyBank GOWAK" RALSTON CHKEEFIAIN, Albany. t - Oregon Transacto a general banking ruF'ness. Draw sight drafts on New York. San Fran Isco and Portland, Or. l.nan money on approved security. lUctive deposits subject to check. Collections entrusted to kus llrec ouipt attenf. ,2sLS2 linois Furniture House! . THOS. BRINKfc. Best Line of Mnre In the Cfa of Albanv ! Fane Wicker Chairs Lounges Parlor Cornice Poles Mirrors; Featlier Pillows Serine Mattresses, Window Shades Walnut Exten sion Tables Suits. And what you can't find at other hounes, I have it. In facteTerj thing that in kept in a first-class bouse. Ash, Maple and Walnut Chamber sets. Chairs, Spring Beds, lAtunge Etc., Mtc, at CANNOT BE UNDERSOLD. ALBANY . - OREGON E3I. J". CTOILSriES er, IwsWer, Slill.Oll'S CUKE wrLL ivyldiate ly relieve croup, whooping -oph and lironehitis. For sale ty Fnhay Mason.. A NASAL 1XSECTOR fkf.e witb eachjjliottle if hiloh'c i iitnrili Ke!n cdy. l'rice f.O n-Mf Fm-1m ,V Ainon T70R SALt-KOl SE AvDJ0NE H;I RTH X Mock, (.orner of 8th and Valiii.tton strreis. IIoiihc is nearly ntw, Tree nit and. hath room, lare barn, etc Would U the dwelling with the insitte lot; tcj piattr. Ad dress T. A. Shall:-. Portland AND DEALER IN- Stationer, to Mw! TEXT BOOKS ad SCHOOL SifPLIEs..5 Fine stationery, miscellaneous hooks, photograph and autograph al bums, inkstands, ink, pens, pencils, etc. Sheet music, music books, and all kinds of musical merchandise. General News IDe sot Mail orders promptly attended to. Orooexies JULIUS GEADWOHL'S Staple Fine GJasvCrockcry "CAKES, PfES, Fresh Baked Breat ; Every Day. Tulius Joseph Manufactauer of Choice Ciais m AND n IMPORTED 10 DEALER J' AND IN 1 Ti KEY EST GOLDEN mm BAZAAR. Hehas enlarged his stock equal to any onth) -Jut:, : 1 . FAMILY GEOCBEIES. AND GENERAL JHARDWAfE lloo-er Bros'. Silverware, French, Ohina and Crystalware- Bovs' "Wasrons and "Ooll Oarnaores, Fancy Goods, and a General .A-sortment oi Crookerv.m., atidTQ YS.1 He"Buy s Direct snd Carries the LargestStock;in the Willamette VallejF lei on parte Franoais. Hier win1 deutch gesorochen. Cronbsfftts, Ancieocy Betted. CoMHts mad Hut, .. Eestsm CarMrt!rtt Floor. Canned Ooodscf A3 Kind tsssssen, tto. taf lali IU . afcaij,at The City Liquor Store, fyCSgarg, Plupnnd frrtHi '.' ' ifull line of Sir Tf.Vr.ierF. Vi-cthIti n- urc1 I-iar rt,r Smokers' Art'u les. Also dealer in rrnnniPAT rblllrv' ua paw inuriuiL rnuiic. Next-door to Burkhart A Kersey's Real Eetate OfEce, Albany OgnlZ M. BA UMGART, Proprietor. 43TXext door to the Odd Fellows' en j'le, Alt any, Ortconl Keep conRtautly on hand the finest imported and domestic wines, liquors to Onlv first-claw liinior store in she city SPECIAL ATTEKTION PAID TO ORDERS FROM THE COUNTRY' oijrara F I MM. ALBANYSODAiyOMS Choice Wecinepy. 5mi nil Tj?TW2nMC A.llanqr, - Owgoij Ubilfti NEW FLOURi TliBB3tSt3RS3ftaliti: i if- "a