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THE MOKyiXG HERALD; SUNDAY, MAECH 31, 1889
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Ye cashibal a:;d te kissiosasee
A cannibal lired on a cannibal
And was thinner than thin could be.
His lees were as lean as a long tailed
rat.
His head rattled round in his number
Ht hit.
And be left no mark n the Baud
where be sat,
Ob, a woeful eight was he!
So lie was
A dismal sight was be.
Now; ther came to this island from
ver the main
A laudable missionaree;
His weight was ;hree huudred ana
forty-three pound,
Bis pa::nch and his jowls and his ton.
sure were round,
And lit; . If ft a mark where ht 6 at on
the ground
Just to and a balf feet br time,
So he did
Just two and a half by three.
But the moral I'm trying to teach in
my song
You soon will be able to see;
'or the Christian proved docile and i
teaenable quiete;
He learnt from the heathen the th'ng
that was right
And on Sunday morning- as scoa as
'twas light,
He ate up the cannibalee!
Yes, he did
He ate up the cannibalee,
Harvard Lampoon.
titi killed.
Another child kille l byjthe fuse of
opiates given in the form of Sooth
ing syrup. Why mothers give J their
children sur.h deadly poison is stir-
pricing when they can relieve the )
child of its peculiar troubles by using ,'
Acker 8 mby Soother. It contains
iio opium or morphine, bold bv
Foshay & Mason.
Are We f nave Another War'
Some political prophets aver that
we shall. He tbat as it may, tne Dai
tie waged by medical science against
disease will never cease until we ar.
rive at the Utopian epoch when the
human family shall cease to be aract-
ed with bodily ailments. One of the
niott potent weapons which the ar
mory of medicine furnishes, is Hos
tetter's Stomach Bitters, which is of
special utility as a family remedy, as
it is adapted to the immediate relief
and ultimate cure of those disorders
of the stojiachjiver and bowles which
are of commonest occurence. Indi
gestion, biliousness and constipation
are inseparabla companions, as these
I ailments are completely eradicated by j
id" uiuers. uut the remeuiai scope
j of this superlatively wholesome and
I genial medicine takes in also nervous
' ailments, rheumatism and kidney
troubles; its action lr. these, as in the
other complaints, being characterized
by unequaled iouo
A Perfect Laxative
What On Earth.
Is the reason people will not, can
not or do not see anv difference iu
cheap nostrums put up by Cheap
John houses or irresponsible parties
at enormous profits, rather then take
a medicine of world wide reputation
and one that n ving universal satis
faction at equal puce? No medicine
in the worll is g ving such unparal
leled satisratio i for purifying the
blood as B';-s Blood Purifier and
Blood Makir -.ad every bottle that
does not . t. work will cost you
nothing. Gee. L. Blackman, druggist.
should be j Paine's Celery
mild, and j and pleasant.
t little to be
ant,
no
with
io griping
or purgat
ive effects
It should
also incite
the liver
to actioii,
aid diges
tion, and
telievethe
kidneys. Like nothing else, Paine's
Celery Compound is a perfect laxative
and cuies constipation where all other
remedies fail.
"As a gentle laxative Paine's Cele
ry Compound is surely without a peer
I think I ought to know, since I have
tried remedy after remedy for about
six years, and have found nothing
that equals it in my case of costive
ness." J. B. Jenkins, Teacher,
Cloyd's Creek, lenn.
iiruuipti
and pleas- I confidence in its merits.
Compound is prompt
As a laxative it leaves
desired. I
have great
Eg J WHOLESALEJAND RETAIL DEALERS. IN J
FTJEliTITUEB
Albert Leakard, Asso t Editor
Jour, of Pedagogy, Athens, Ohio.
"For two or three years years I
suffered intensely with severs pains
in my bowels, which were habitually
constipated. My bowels are now
regular, and I have had no return of" fti)?7 V ,f T A TSTjJVY.
e using one Dottle 01 1
these
pains since using one
Panie's
Celery Compound
F. G. Stick sey. Druggist,
Havana, Ala.
Moral: Use Paine's' Celery Com
pound aud stop mining the intestinal
tract with harsh purgative pills.
ir.t3s.1eet, between' Ferry landWatbicgton Albany, Oregon.
Proprietors.
STEWAET & SOI
-Dealers in-
Druggists.
$1.00. Six for $5.00,
Wells Richardson & Co. Bnrlinrton. Vt
rtf..-J Are the simplest Dyes made.
UfcWlOnH Um A child can use them.
I B.Vf. -Living on Lactated Food are Healthy.
liaClBS Happy and Hearty It is unequaled
General
Eureka,
The motto of California" mpana I
. iyiiu ju. win, ill luc miiu Ul
I i .
cuusuiuc wucre me orange, lemon,
I olive, fig and grape bio jm and ripen
aad t'eash!!! i and ittain their highest perfection in
islthe reason ' mid-winter, are the heibs and gum
keep couching are useain this pleasant
and still keen trvin inferior mii. L; . , . . . ."roaiana lungtrou-
-f , -! i uies, oania ADie me ruler of coughs.
ernes when Beggs Cherry Cough Syr-1 asthma and consumption. Try Santa
up will positively relieve your cough i Abie the only guaranteed cure for
at once? lhis it no advertising i catarra 91 bv mail 1.10
Sh! aad Caagh!!
What in the world
yon wi 1 cough and
coeme, Dut an actual lact, ana we
guarantee it. Go:. T Blackman,
druggist.
When Baby was sick.
We gave her Caatoria.
Whe sh was a Child,
She cried for Castoria.
Wten she became Miss,
She clung te Castoria,
j The modes of death's approach are
' various, and statistics show conclusive
ly that more persons die from diseases
of the throat and lungs than any other,
it la probable tbat everyone, without
oAntion. receives vast pnmbers nf
, -iubeicle Germk into the system and wte" hmA children.
wnere taese germs lau upuu Buimiue
soil they start into life and develop,
at first slowly and is shown by a
frlight tickling sensation in the throat
and if allowed to continue their
ravages thev extend to the lungs pro
ducing consumption and to the bead, !
causing ontarrn. .ow on mis is
dangerous and if allowed to proceed
will in time cause death. Attheorset
you must act with promptness; allow- j
ing a cold to go1 without attention, is ,
dungerous and may lose you your
life. As soon as you feel that some
thing is wrong with your throat, lungs
or nostrils, obtain a bottle of Bosehee's
German Syrr.p. It wili give sou iui
mediate relief.
rl1HE UNDERSIGNED.
L opened an nphoLteiing
WHO HAS
and repairing
shop opposite the Rub Uonfe, will remam
in tne city out a lew weens, i r.oce uiruiK
lounea and matt regftes re paired ami any up
holstering done, should calk at once. J. B.
tiillmore.
l or Sale j
on small Tracts axd,thrf.e:farms
v on eay term?, S ime near town.
V or
H. hkyaxt
Kfllire -I liulHtioa.
N
TIC 18 11BRKBT CIVEJi IHAt THB CO-PART-
nership heretofore tsuiis uvit.iju
u zv nmlis. W Hoclisiccicr, 1H.UC? me
tina name of Zcys & Hoehsto nc. i- this j
iay dissolved by n i-.ti.-al eoit, J'r. Zeyss
tttiritur. Eitntr meuit-errf the late linu
will receipt for all nuuieys due thetn .
CJEf, V. U"CH!fKl'-EB
Ed. Zkvss,
SHILGH'S vITALIZKK is what;
f npfl fur t-onhti nation. loS of ai- '
wtlt'diz.infS8 and all symptoms of!
dyspepsia. Price. 10 and 75 cents per i
bottle. Foshay x Mason.
For the finest baly carnaaes
tire city go to Stewart & Sox'f.
rv..t m
iWpTTTfTrnTfw
'4 MkA
She gw them Castoria. j fJh T UvJUUb ' -
No charge for reserved seats at W. I
F. Read's; we want to show goods. j
rI .&-& FANCYiG00DS ZZ. g
ICW S MEN'S CLOTHING. ,
jj HATS AND CAFS, pj
fg FURNISHING GOODS - )
jS ttfe iJS J j BOOTS AND SHOES. 7Y
! Ir "4 rl I Kli a nice AMn run i-vdcmo --x
fhP fSaSBfljALLIATLOWFSTi PRICES.
mj m u v iui mi a u uv
i I IIMI JSJ U I II Ll 111 ff 1 1 1 I I III llll I I II LI A
irr? 1 1 - - i ni iiniiii iiiiiiii uuiiiiiiai
IrVT hi rV ( ! I IILJI IIV I I LUIH WW 111 II till
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1 i. i ... i
Hardware
-AND-
Agricultural . Ipkenk
Iron, Steel and Coal
Wagons and Buggies
Mope and Cordage
Blacksmiths9 Supplies
Carpenters' Tools'
Builders9 Hardware
Powder, Shot, etc.
Giant Powder & Fuse
Saws and Axes,
Garden and Grrass Seeds..
And all Implements Used by Farmers i
Electric Bluer.
This remedy is becominr well ,
and popular known as to reed no spe
cial mention. All who bare ucd
Electric Bitters eiucr the tame sonir of
i praise A purer medicine does not ex
ist ana it is guaranteed to ao mi uiai
is claimed. Electric Bitters will cure
all diseases of the Liver and Kidneys,
and remoTf Pimples, Boils, Salt
Kheum and other affections caused
by impure blocd. Will drive Malaria
from the system and prevent as well
as cure all Malarial fevers For the
cure of Headache, Constipation aad
Indicostion try electric bitters En
tire satisfaction guaranteed, or money
refunded. Price 50 cents and . f 1.0(1
per bftlle at Foshay & Mason.
Backlla's arnica Halve
The best Salve in the world for nti
Bruises, Sore Ulcers, Salt Kheum,
Fever sores,Tetter, chapped bands.
Chilblains conic, aud all skin erup
tior.fe.mid positively cures Piles, tr no
iav required. It is guaranteed to
irive perfect satisfaction, or money
refunded. Price "25 cents per box at
Foshay V Mason's.
I'lMtitir m tlie Face
Dei o' i an impure state of the blo d
and ' looked upon by many with
suspicio i. Acker's Blood Elixir will
remove a impurities and leave the
complexi. smooth and clear. There
is nothing that will 90 thoroughly
build up the constitution, purity and
trengthn the whole system. Sold
and guaranteed by Fo6hay & Mason.
Uanplarss aad laaieatateal, '
Cannot go hand in band if we look o
the dark side of every little obstacle.
Nothing will so darken lite and make
it a bnrden as Dyspepsia. Acker'a
Dyspepsia Tablets will cure the
worst form of Dyspepsia, Constipa
tion and Indigestion, and make life a
happiness and pleasure. Sold at 25
and 50 cents by Foshay & Mason.
C CHOICE ITALIAN PRUNE TBEKS FOR
J sale. Apply to P. W. grim AItay
"ktmiv Mark.
Murray's Specific
AGRICULTURAL DEPOT;
o
DEYOE & ROBSON,
ALBANY.
Proprietors'
1 awe ti 1
OREGON.!! -
Have removed into their new building and have 011 lurd for the trsdeol 189
pull LINE OF
GARDENER'S AND CARPENTER'S TOOLS
The largest anrt best variety Yf
STUDEBAKER i NEWTON
FARM WAGONS, HACES AITD BUGGIES
Tn the central Willamette Valley. Orders from distance solicited and
oiomjtly tilled at lowest rates.
; 1 1 1. 1 I if f
ifpiit iii(t't. ifl
Weak Vcmory, Lets cf Brain
Pta-er, Hysteria, Heaascbe
Pain m the B ck, Nervous
Prostration, Wakefataeiw,
potfwey and general locate f ir li
Generate Orcans in either f om! bv .
I ndiscre ion tr over-exertion, end' hih ul-
I timatelT lead to Premature
! Old Ase, Insanity and Con-
sumption. vi.CO a txix or six ,
boxes for $5.00. Sent by mail '
on receipt of price. Full par
ticulars in pamphlet sent free 1
to every applicant.
We Vaaraalee C Itaxes
to cure any case. For every
fb.W ordtr received we sem
8i- boxes, with a written i-,t .(,:...
ruarane e to refund theircntv it cu fjtiific
does not effect a cut e. Addrccs allttBrmu
DicationH to the Sole UcDutactntei, Ike
Hurray Medicine Co., Kansas. City, l!o.
t3Sod iu Albany ly I'Ofhay Fsoltay Jk
WnMia.wilc aire
TroAc
1
EE TIiaSE NEW
at Will Bios.
IMPKOVKU ORGANSi
FARM m WjI
MY F1NBJKARM OK 200
a bai:ga:n in tntsi-uLAifis
J. plan!.
I WILL SELL
acres situal
miles from Aibany
Will Bros.
I a WINN, AGENT
ViAnt , locatiati, witn food well of pure water, with
Must bcfsold in four days. fcAt j wind mill; gued house; buildings all new.
j TbiB is one o the moat fcij;htly places in Ote
1 gon, having a fine viw f tfce surronndini;
I'OR THE LEAD-1 couKfrj, towns and mountains. rarxJin.-
1 iana ail new ana civan ami aoapiea yi n
' kinds of fruit. Onality of land second t
uooe. 1 wui mate rhis a rare Dortrain to the
richt man. Itnmigmits, don't faill to nee
this farm before ?oj buv, Come and see ntc
on the place. M. T. WHITNEY.
ing Ire, life anUccKh!it insurance cam
pamea
rr Beat.
FRNISHED ROOMS TO Rl NT,
City ftefrtaaraav.
AT THE
THAT H.ACKINGtCOUOniCAjt ni
o quickly cured by ShUoh's Cure. We j
Xaranee 11. rosnay k diasen.
I
WILL TOU1 SUFFER with dts-I
tepsia and liver cvmplaiut? Shihih's !
Viuiizerisffuarrnteed t vnre you.;
Fxelly & MaJOn. T
Cteaa Vear Alleys and Mf reel:
"JIJOT1CE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT PEO- j
1 V r . r Awtkjtfrti . rt rMinireil toritfan their i
Hey and the streets adjoining (heir property J
at once in accordance with the order cf the I
Hy council, JSBN N. HOFJMAN,
City Mareh).
Ml
FI
STOCKMEN AND FARMERS
BEAD.
I hereby certify that Dr. I N. Woodlebas
SuaafuUj operated on my ridgling horae.
ISAAC HAYS.
For further -eference in regard to ridgliniff
"tnbnire ot Dave Peterson, Wm. Peteieon,Leb
aBo; John Hardmaii, Alfred Wctverton, AI
any; swrn Gaines, Scio: Wm. Foster Prioe
ville. I practice veterinary medinine in Al
bany and country u unrounding. Office and
reSfdeuce corner 6th and Washington sta.
1. N, WOODLE. Veterinary Surgeon.
OREGON
PACIFIC
TO CALL AT THE-
New 'Grocery,
Strong's olr Corner'
All goods are fresh and firet-claes
and pold ct bedrock prices for cash.
Come and be convinced.
&S Produce taken in exchange st
Very Respectfully,
BARDUE & UNDERWOOD.
Mauufacture'steam engines, prist aDd saw mill machinery, iron fronts and
all kinds of hfavy and HjL'ht work in iron and brass castings. Special atten
tion paidto repairing all kinds of machinery. Patterns made on stort notice.
E. F. SOX, President. C. H. Stewart. Secretary.
SPRINGFIELD SAlVilliILL
A. WHEELER, SPRINGFIELD PROPRIETOR.
SPBITGFIEIiD OREGON
"Albany yard Tand office n Kailread 'hetween 4th and 5tb streets Jgj
A -l'V..ui. A lv r
aii ucciciiniuRiij ju Hunger,
.lavirr iTimter net excelled in quality, tnd facilities not surpassed forth e
upimivif buiiik ur wruf rs. 1 rcsrct-iiuu ruiuii mure 01 ine
A. WHEELER.
Di oniDt and
trade.
J. M. MOTS,
rsrsa nvna,
u.a. KIRK,
J. P. OALBRAITll.
Curran & llontelth have lote for
sale on the installment plan, rang
ing in price from $125 to $1000.
keafYfMl.
JOSEPH WEBBER ANNOUNCES TO HIS
patrons aad friends that he can be found
on Firat atrect, in his new rooms in Foahav &
-Ma shriek, where he is prepared to ac
vummodate the public with anything in the
taanoriaUiae.fcHot or cold. hatha at all hours
BANK OF BROWNSVILLE,
BEOWSPII Wi CI- WLW
KsoaeAinzKS jak cabt, 1, 1869. Ii
CAPITAL J8T0CX, (25,000
Transacts a sen end hankinir and exchange
bnsinesa. Loans made. Bills discounted,
Collections made on reasonable terms. De
posits received on current accounts subject
tocheck. Ezchaoge bought and sold on New
Votk Chicago, 6an Francisco, Portland and
Albany. J.M.MOYKR,
j. p. GAbsnAiTR. President.
Cashier.
PALACE
MET MARKET
AME3 V. FlFE,Frop.
Ylrat iStreef - AlbJ
The best variety of choice beef.veal.mutton
fork aa usage, etc., in the city kept constant v
aa hand. I
S Cash aid for aUkiid
" ock.)
LinnCountyBank
GOWAK" RALSTON CHKEEFIAIN,
Albany. t - Oregon
Transacto a general banking ruF'ness.
Draw sight drafts on New York. San Fran
Isco and Portland, Or.
l.nan money on approved security.
lUctive deposits subject to check.
Collections entrusted to kus llrec
ouipt attenf. ,2sLS2
linois Furniture House!
. THOS. BRINKfc.
Best Line of Mnre In the Cfa of Albanv !
Fane Wicker Chairs Lounges Parlor
Cornice Poles Mirrors; Featlier
Pillows Serine Mattresses,
Window Shades Walnut Exten
sion Tables Suits.
And what you can't find at other hounes, I have it. In facteTerj
thing that in kept in a first-class bouse.
Ash, Maple and Walnut Chamber sets. Chairs,
Spring Beds, lAtunge Etc., Mtc, at
CANNOT BE UNDERSOLD.
ALBANY . - OREGON
E3I. J". CTOILSriES
er, IwsWer,
Slill.Oll'S CUKE wrLL ivyldiate
ly relieve croup, whooping -oph and
lironehitis. For sale ty Fnhay
Mason..
A NASAL 1XSECTOR fkf.e witb
eachjjliottle if hiloh'c i iitnrili Ke!n
cdy. l'rice f.O n-Mf Fm-1m ,V Ainon
T70R SALt-KOl SE AvDJ0NE H;I RTH
X Mock, (.orner of 8th and Valiii.tton
strreis. IIoiihc is nearly ntw, Tree nit and.
hath room, lare barn, etc Would U the
dwelling with the insitte lot; tcj piattr. Ad
dress T. A. Shall:-. Portland
AND DEALER IN-
Stationer, to Mw!
TEXT BOOKS ad SCHOOL SifPLIEs..5
Fine stationery, miscellaneous hooks, photograph and autograph al
bums, inkstands, ink, pens, pencils, etc. Sheet music, music books,
and all kinds of musical merchandise.
General News IDe sot
Mail orders promptly attended to.
Orooexies
JULIUS GEADWOHL'S
Staple
Fine GJasvCrockcry
"CAKES, PfES,
Fresh Baked Breat
; Every Day.
Tulius Joseph
Manufactauer of Choice Ciais
m
AND
n
IMPORTED
10
DEALER
J'
AND
IN 1
Ti
KEY
EST
GOLDEN mm BAZAAR.
Hehas enlarged his stock equal to any onth) -Jut:, : 1 .
FAMILY GEOCBEIES.
AND GENERAL JHARDWAfE
lloo-er Bros'. Silverware,
French, Ohina and Crystalware-
Bovs' "Wasrons and "Ooll Oarnaores,
Fancy Goods, and a General
.A-sortment oi Crookerv.m.,
atidTQ YS.1
He"Buy s Direct snd Carries the LargestStock;in the
Willamette VallejF
lei on parte Franoais. Hier win1 deutch gesorochen.
Cronbsfftts,
Ancieocy Betted.
CoMHts mad Hut, ..
Eestsm CarMrt!rtt Floor.
Canned Ooodscf A3 Kind
tsssssen, tto.
taf lali IU . afcaij,at
The City Liquor Store,
fyCSgarg, Plupnnd frrtHi '.' '
ifull line of Sir
Tf.Vr.ierF. Vi-cthIti n- urc1 I-iar rt,r
Smokers' Art'u les. Also dealer in
rrnnniPAT rblllrv'
ua paw inuriuiL rnuiic.
Next-door to Burkhart A Kersey's Real Eetate OfEce, Albany OgnlZ
M. BA UMGART, Proprietor.
43TXext door to the Odd Fellows' en j'le, Alt any, Ortconl
Keep conRtautly on hand the finest imported and domestic wines, liquors
to Onlv first-claw liinior store in she city
SPECIAL ATTEKTION PAID TO ORDERS FROM THE COUNTRY'
oijrara
F I MM.
ALBANYSODAiyOMS
Choice Wecinepy.
5mi nil Tj?TW2nMC
A.llanqr, - Owgoij
Ubilfti
NEW
FLOURi
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