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fOWf- i 1 o GENTS A WEEK. ALBANY. OKEGON: SUNDAStllORNINa JUinE 3. 18SS VOL. III-NO i(U T.v. i .1;, ... ' - ''W-i : : -.. "Vg , r - II IS I -I ' c . ;.l 3"- ie Aioany Mcry i S' Uuder the new ru&nagementof 13 , VVEOKEETg A fuil line of choicej" family groucritsi and prov'aioo Can "'ea. rmeapples, Glioice TaMe Delicacies ' Ornamented cakes for WetliiiHfis and J dirties. Eialmon bellies, mavktrel and salt tisli,oi;all kinds. FRESH BASED BREAD - -. n Cverv X)av. i- -: , BestSm Pies. Gak TEAS axd COFFE Candies its, Mm. CANNED tiuODS, ETC. J 'jl r.e best Soap in the'inarket Le Roi Savon. 1; A fine assortment of domestic I and Imported Cigars ' 5TAt .U.hn Fox's old stand. low Fl nn s iBfx brick. in LIVE- f uriiito Dealer j INT A live Tl)wM. !' 'Tliis is wlrit Albany is at present. I :md iri order 1o kctp mcc with the Uiwly lini.-s in this i-ity, W. II. Wil 1 lard bus eniaru-nd store and stock ?o th.tt lie now lsas t lit: in jst complete; iiiid 'lusirahle line of furniture in the i valley. double salesrooms In Fro lj iiuiti's block are tilled with an elejrant assoi tineiii, vi' new furniture, consist ' iajr of lounges in new patterns, tine irold picture frames, willow vhairs, tasy rockers, marble tables, brackets, etc., eie. An examination of the stock will show this to be true in every re spect. HAVING SOLD AX IXTE11KST IX MY harness nusincss to 1 . J. Ovennan. I am leirosis of eoliee.tinirj ail my outstandini.' notes and accounts. J AH (t isons knowing tnrnisclves indebted to me will please esd! and settle The business willJbeSeontinued as usual at thj same ple.ise. E. h THOMPSON. Albauy, Feb. 22. j .llasnolin Flimr. : TPHE BEST MAGNOLIA FLOUR DEL1V ! JL ered to any part, of the eitv, for.?1.10 per w.-k. JOHN A CRAWFORD. nl80.1tf Agriciiltiimi Implemems, f ARM IMPLEMENTS i OF EVERY DESCRIPTION HAR DWARE Stoves j!!iilT jioware POUT L AX J) PRICES. CALL AND SEE USJ Z. KELSON, Sliedd Orejron. Portrait Plioicgrapher ! ;"u il'o comer of Second and Ferry . streets. All wem wurrauied. IB ! t I i i 521 I 21 1 WILLARD (S f OODIN MS i Julius Joseph Manufacturer of Choice Cigars -AND DEALER IN- I ir isnnnnrrn it uviruni no Cigars, Plug-and Smokinir Tobiu cos, Meerschaum and Tlriar Pijics, and full line of Smokers' Articles. Also dealer in CALIFORNIA AND 1R0FICAL ! FRUITS. Next door to BurkbartS. Keency's Real Estate Ollicc, Albany, Oregon. WIIvIv Dealers in all the leading Buns, Pistols, hewing lactones, Drgaii3i Pianos, . A full Line of Sheet music, musical merchaiHlL-e.aicm iiiition 'fish ing tackle, etc. Warranted razors, butcher ami pocket knives X.EEDLES, MA CHIN OILS antlEXTRAS. LINN COUNTY ACENTS FOR NORTHWESTERN FIREINSU8ASCKC3MPAW. Repairing of sewing machines, musical instruments, guns, etc , lieaily done The Red Front. TWEEDALE H'Hl nTfiiiA vTattao innrpno Ult, -Ol llUUJLVO ii 1 1 ii ' ! KJ IU V rumps, iron pipe, rubber hose and plumbing goods. Sole asrents for tin celebrated ''Early Breakfast" cook stoves aud.ranges, and "tuiliets" parh;; healing stoves. Albany, Oreirou. California, the Lan 'HI F 4SIN6J10 -TASrr. - d cT hto CO If GU) (ObRSASTTM.CoilGHS hf?rs .B ronchjt i lano j Send jor ci"Coljr I j)trkrtlt,3 or lABIEINE.ICDLco4Spy?UiJ H :V L, I v VJIjJ 1.1 L..J .1 1 ... tiOl, .. .Ll ,u ...le secretion o; mucus o.- matter in the nasal pastaa-es winch either must be blown fr.mi the nose or dro 1 .iack behind the palate, or hawked or snuffed back .van! to the tiiroat? Are you tro 1I1I : Vi-m.w. niftin-.'. weal; and inrln ne-1 eves, frcn-icnt sorencM of the throat. 11. f HJIfiOlr THE ONLY CURE TOT? CATARRH ABi ETf NE MET) -CnVn R nvii i r a L-.J. ?m corroding sores revc the uurruption within. ; As every breath drawn into the luns must poss over and become ju-llutrd by the'rtliev tion-- in the nasal passives, it must ncutasarily follow that 1 oi-ut.iiw ,i ti e v.bi it' t oe frrailiiallj- takes place, while the niorbiti matter tint is bwallowni ,.u:: - il , r-;tt- i-tt 01 into the stomach, enfeebles digestion, and ofttntiucduces uvsptptin, :.i u J,i i.l v it:.ta:es ity, nervousness and consumption. " " DO NOT PROCRASTINATE If you have cxper.cn ed any of the above C Ar-si-ci re at .Hue. v, a pos",ivel.v v."i vr itKee 3 fev applications treatment to erne. S:x mombs ircatinci.t for .-i.or.; sent, bv mail Santa ASie ami at-K-Cnre. S o:- Snle lv 4 WAY am rni irrr.T asmu u w td BROS 1IAN, (Successor to E. W. Langdon dkalei: in Drugs, Paints, OAs. Perfumery and toilet article:-. a'.S' h lii1! line of books am stationery, pern'-dicalx, etc. I'rescri ;iionb cureilllly conipounucd l COD FELLOW'S TEMPLE AU'any Oiegoi: & HOPKINS. I imnuin f m imrnim 1 1 ; 1 ( 1 !' i i it i i 1 X III !? Ui I VU$!l'Ul (lit, The niottn ..f I :n:a mrans "I sunshine, where tthc orai! emon, fiy ilr t.ieir hulieat eei icctinii in nti!.uint..r :e me nei .-. uii uurn lonim thai, art ised in thut i!eanunt teinclc for nil hroal ainl hmy troublci. Santa Ahik, inerme.'o: couns, asuiina, anil nn- tiuniptmii. I iiay A Mason, of Al bany Oregon, luive been apointeil janstpsl'fi. his v:Iii::lile California rern dy, and sell it under a guarantee at si 9a botjehree for -J.r.o. FOll SALE BY Way 9 SL cal. U.BAXY C REG ON ymjfmi; or io::,-i,iu m the cars, more or less iiiipairmciit ot the b..ar!iiL', luss o mull, meiiii.rv minaircd, ihimikss cr lizziuessiif the i'C iu. dryness "r heal of nose'.' ;ue Vnii io?t au sctiSi- or sn e .: Have you a hacking coroi? Have ou dyspepsia'; Is vour bieat'n foul? Ik so (Vol: iiavk ti.'K Catahkii ."Minie have al these sv'niili.nis, others oiiic a nart. The leading syinpt .iii of ordinary ca tarrh ismctvased secretion of mucus Of yellow or irreeeish colored matter. Foul breath is caiiM-il bv the d-.-ei ic posing secrcti-wis c!uled from festennr ulcers far back in the head: sometimes the membrane coveiiinr the bones is eaten awav and the bones themselves symptoms do not djl.iv, b rv "'Cai 'fohnia itiio.c a.nl a thorough f MM, C : t I H if ll. L DLAl J of Discoveries Mason Kra of IHW Pittslinrjr Dispatch. . I nt' aououueement tuaraa; com mission of suvbts wiU;'-iM;iy set ut for Mount Ararat, oi'e ele vation iu Western Asi.v jgnuted y tii - t name, rcca Us -t.l !eged itttmtt some years agffplecorer Vom the bfd.of the Red .f4, at the point where t'n children? Israei were supposed to hayl crossed, some relic or the lost bosfot ruar ioIj. These stut'iUieutiTvdlre but me exaggerated outgrovfch ol l'gitimate enterprises Tijfpar ibr their object the discover j.'6C area ivologicai-treasurers, the orrobor 'ion :f !;':'':cui stferaoilrf by ex ternal evidence. The ark of iavt-rd, Lieiiormant, Geoige C?mitn, nd others on the jrdiasl.C Nine veh and Babylon ' t;tgu8 how much the world qwesP en of (liiti stau?;i Qt'S the authorities of aIc Col ege appointed a professor to ac company the expedition of the Univfi'ity of Peunsylvatiia to Babylon, to make further research iinnng its ruins for relics of the uiigbty city oi many gates. The indelatiyrable labors r Champol lino ia E-ypt, which first gave to the worm ueatiy all we know of -de early dynus'ies of that ancient civilization, are among the more valuable in the history of explora rii), while second only in import ant are the labors of the mission aiy piiest who wrung history out "t the hitherto undecipherable monuments of the Mayas in Ilex :co. It would seem that a new era is about open:ns in the matter of xploratiou and discovery, A Dtnish expedition wiii shortly start to explore the interior of jreeniMid ; a Mexican party is pre oaring to invade the undiscovered interior of Yucatan : the sources of rhe Amiizon are being penetrated. vhiie t'ne Russian' ate pushing their discoveries iu Northern Si :e'ia arul their possessions with in the Arctic ciicie. Stanley isn he I'.eaft f Africa, ftnd while wait- "i tr !-.,-: 1'roin him the world listens to :he s'.ory of the won ions d'coveiies iu the planetary vorld by the yid of the superb L;ck telescope. Taken all in all, h" ipdic-uions are that before tin dawn of the year 1900 many of the iiKnes ot loot cities and forgot--x nn lions, ot nebuhe and stars ind interplanetjry space will have ueeu revealed to the e'lorious light f the nineteenth century. An En veil live I'eoplc. "We are an inventive people. Invention is by no means confined to our mechanics, f'ur merchants invent, our soluiers aC'd our sailors nvcnr, fur professional men in vent, our dioojn-'sters invent and our women and children. One man lately wuhed to patent the PP iea' ion of the Lord's Prayer, repeated in a loud tone of voice, to prevent srummeiinLanother claim ed the new and useful attachm'u.t of a weight to a cow's tail, to ore vent her i'mw switching it while inilkipg; another proposed to cure worms by extracting witn a deli .-.ate line and tiny hook, baited -vith a seuuctiv.; pill; while a lady natente-i a crimping pin, which -he declared might also be used in 1 paniji cuiter. as a skirt supporter as a paper fi!e, as a child's pin, as a bourjuet holder, as a shawl fas tener er as a mark." The aboye is not a quotation from the eftoit of some profes sional humorist. It is au extract 'Vom a matter of fact statement made many years ago by Mr. Fisher wniif h w is commissioner f patents St. Louis Globe Dem-o.-rat. ft. t SitKli. BOOT AND SHOEMAKER, ALL WORK warr.vited. Shop since the fire removeu to Ferry street, second do. r from postollice Xolice or IH.vsoIiilioii. 7110 ALL WHOM IT MAY CONCERN" L The co-partnership heretofore existing; between It.ibcrt .1. Carson and John Jf. Hoff man, is thip dav dissolved bv mutual consent May 2i 18SS." ROBERT J. CARSON. JOHN N. IIsFFM N. Kfiiiovpl. Tosrrir wetiher announces to his jatrons and friends that he can be fo'md 011 I.vi.n str et, between Engine Co. No. '1 and First street, until his new rooms in Fo shay & Masjn s brick are ready, This is lie top of the GENUINE PEARL TOP LAMP CHIMNEY All other similar, are imitation. This exact Label is on each Pearl Top Chimney. A dealer may say and think he has others as good, but he has not. In sist uion the Exact Jaoei eve rywbere. "lil0. A. and Top. For sale 51 ado only by JIaciietii ei Co., Pittsburg, Pa, I he AN OLD DIITT MODEEXIZED. Oh ! were maid? arc ynu gwiny my prettv To dance a german, Oh! sha'l I go with you, ny jr, ti mr.iu? '. ' you are i.ivitc J, si , -Uo s. iu. Oh! v.-'etit is yo::r ' ther, n.y pre ty maid? My faille 's a In iker sir, t',o a ml what is your mother, m pr " maiJ'i A leadci of fa ' :on, kind , s .e eaiu. Pray wh;it yov: :oi ,mif, my pre.ly maid': A cool h: T-a-ni 'oii, kind sir, i e f i'd. Oh! tb"nl will ma tv you, my yurrry 1. .-d: I Ui you're mistaken, . .1 ... j. Last year's maple sugar is now fl'CSIl. A boy's prayer. "Now I lay me down to sleep, sad 0 I rd, but your teet sre cold !" It. is absurd to say that hp-'r-dve does "not deceive anybody. It de- ceivee the wan- who uses it.-.. A Paris paper recently infilr'med'its readers that "the people of St. Louis, D. 1., are dying or a disease called the blizzards." What irritates the average husband is. that he knows his wite knows he isn't so b;g a man :is he wants the world to think he is. Bobby (listening intently) "Ma, is pa putting up a stove in the parlor?" Mother "No, der; he is writing with his new fountain pen." Hard to Suit "There is nothing so aggravating as a jealous husbaad," said a married woman; "but there's nothing so humiliating as a husband who is not so." Shei.fi' (to condemned man eating his last breakfa&t) "Will you have some ham and eggs'?" Condemned man "A couple ot eggs, ple;c;e, but no ham. Poik giyesme indigestion.'' Husband (groaning) "The rheu matism in my leg is coming a vain." Wife (with s iiipathy) "Oh, 1 111 so sorry, John: 1 wanted tj do .-mie shopping to-day, and that is a sure sign ot ram." "I often wonder," said Chesley, "wliat my ancestor Adam said when he hist met Eve." Was he an ances tor of yourh?" "Certainly." "Then he probably asked her t lend him two do ! 'iirs. , A recently inveuted process for making railroad cars out of wood pulu is only a fair counter on the eveioues which have so of', en made wood pulp out of railroad ears. Moral: Insure in The Travelers. Philadelphia Footpad 'Mow yer ge-L.tin alouj;?" Xew York routpj.o "I've been uoiu' pur'uy weii: knocked six men iu the iiead, last week." P. F. -Eh? Where was perlice?" N. Y. F. "Kaidin' art gaUeiies." 'Where is the island of Cuba situated?" asked au Austin school teacher of a iorforn-looking srr -." boy. "1 dun no, sir." "iou'eyou know where sugar comes from?" "Yes. sir; we borrows it ii'oni fhe next-door neieliuor." MeFly (who ino- done pretty well on a u.ue-sloMe contract) "I'll take roashted goose, shtulfed with myins, an' faints in hiveu! P-jihwet." Mrs. Mel'ly (calmly and decisively) -"Say TiKiians,' au' doau be g;vin' yerself awav t' tn' parleyvoo!" Merchant (buying a bill of goods from a Chicago (hammer) "Wnat is your uatiul tiiin. thirty days?" Chicago druinnior (absent inindculy) "Yes; or 10. 1 always pay the tine oh eh I beg pardon; yes, thirty days, or two per cent, ofl lor cash." Florida has a newspaper bearing the name ot "The Key Vest Cigar aud Sunday Moiiimg Adveriiser." Now that Sunday morning, as well as io lo be aavertiaea in Key W est and vicinity, an improvement in the morals ot thit region may be looked tor. "Why do you fill your paper with such nonsense as this?" he said to the country editor: " 'Johj Smith, of Pugviile, is in town calling on his many friends.'" Just then the office boy poked his head in the door and said, "Mr. Smith, ot Pugviile, wauts fifty extra papers." ' that's why," explained the astut s ei1'tor. "Can a mother forget her child?" asks a sweet poetess in the Home Journal. Birdie, if it ii a boy child, ton.- years old, and awake, we will stack up the mines of Golcouda against marshmallows for the crowd that she can't: no, notfer one minute, unless she drowns herself or chloro forms her child. A little girl out vutting was giyen the album of family photographs to 00k 'i-c while the hostas attended to oilier allairs. . "Well, dear," askec; the latter on ret,ui mug, "aid you look ut the album?" "Jh, jes." answered the little maid i)iignt;y; "and we ve got one 'zactly .ike it, oniy the pie tu tea aie prettier." Envious young man (spei.kii g of favorer iiva "Yea, (jio.ge io clever aud handsome, but he is so abomm- ably conceited." Sharp Young Lrdy ".But, Mr. Lmmley, it you were handsome and clever, wouldn't you be conceited." (A few moments' re flection, followed by total coMapse of Dumley.) Pensions Ii ranted. The fol.owiug pensions have been gra ined: Oregon Ori'nal jiylid, U.uliey G. Monty, Zana; Daniel S. lio'.toii, Grant's l'a&s; Patrick H. Rogers. K. gins. Mexican survivots '.ieorge I Henry, alias -George Jti-'iner, Portland. Idaho territory Mexican sui vivoro John S.Loomis, Bruuc;ui. TL... ' I.S.-C I d - v v. ii. .lie en be r. xe-ise -alius m our 11 'close this shov. . '. ii ' " week. Vavi n. tin ir in 01. ti.ciu, oath. ioi not irei- M -mieth A: Scit'.-n- GENERAL NEWS. Democrats Getting Ready for the St.' Louis Convention. (ii:. ;RiauA- nay i:ixovi:i: Jay Gocld is Not Veiy Well leus E.u't of the Rockier, and All Over the Country. The llKRALn Special Dispatches. Washing in, June -. It is said that a telegram has been received by the president from one of his managers at St. Louis to the effect that Judge Thurinan will not reluse the vice-presidential nomination. It is further reported that no later than Monday evening a conference will be held by friends of the lead-ifig"trce-preoidential eamJidates, at which the comparative strengths and weaknesses of the various can didates will be talked ovor. There is no doubt that the administra is satisfied of the advisability of the nomination of Judge Thurman. Secretary Whitney thinks he can not only carry Indiana, but will make a close race lor republicans in Ohio and possibly cany the Pa slope states. WHAT TH CRM AX SAYS. St. Locis, June 2. The "Re publican's " Columbus special says: A representative of the "Republican" called on Judge Thurman at his home yesterday, and found him in a happy, talka tive mood. When informed that the Thurman boom was rapidly spreading, he said : "Yes, I guess so, at least it ooks that way, iudging from all the telegrams and letters 1 have been receiving brt did I not say two years a.-io ar.d again two weeks ago that lhs was no oh'iee on earth I wanted." "Now judge," said the rr: -jrter, "the whole country is clamoring for Thurman for vice-president. If the nomination is given yon, even against protests, wouldn't you feel it your duty to accept?" "I have the highest regard for President Cleveland, and sincerely hope he will be re-elected. If, though, my name would add strength to the ticket, I am willing to make per sonal sacraiice for the interest of mv pari v. I certainlv should fed i very fad ptmiiiU tne ticket be de-i'eat.-d, to think mv name wculd have strengthened it. Of course it is enly upon conation that the nomination comes without anv struggle that I can accept. ANOTHER INTERVIEW. Coi.i-Mr.cs (Ohio), June 2. T. K. Powell called on Judge Thur man lat night, and was author ized to make the statement that Thurman has consented to have his name presented to the St. Louis convention for vice-president, on condition that tho Ohio, delega- tiun is solid for linn, and that lie will accept if noirinated Powell will present the name of Thurman. ; k a e7a l sii t :i u a 37" Uc is Belter and Hay Well. .! Ehtlrely Chicago, June 2. A News spe cial from Washington says that General Sheridan, it is believed by thor,3 who have seen him this morning, will pull through, unless he has another relapse. The pas sage of the bill reviving the rank ot general has done him more good than medicine. He is determined to live if there is a lighting chance for him. Washington, June 2. At 8:15 o'clock this morning Dr. Mathews lelt Sheridan's residence and said to a reporter that the general had passed a quiet, comfortable night, and that there was no recurrence of the heart trouble. His cough is not so severe as it was the prgviou 5 night, and on the whole he has about held his own. All his doc tors were with him at different times during the night, Drs. Byrne and Mathews remaining until morning. ;! X IS NOT ILL. Up is SUM Able Io Kitle Over and f nspert His Millions, St.Louis, June 2. A dispatch trom Vice-President Clark, of the Missouri Pacific, from Fredricks, Kansas, says: "New York reports regarding "Gould's condition are absolutely false. He is not seri ously ill," and now inspects the road while traveling at the speed o! forty miles an hour, and is do ing as much work as ever on trips of this character. A Bis Suit. T acicviii it Tun o .fnrlirp Hills. ; the sute, has instituted a suit agamst F,x-1 reasurer late ana bondsmen for $247,000, less certain credits. Weekly Bank Statement. New York, Jnne 2. The week ly bank statement shows a reserve decrease of $2,075,000. The banks now holding $25,915,000 in excess of legal rules. The Knifierors fond it ion. Potsdam ..Tune 2. The emperor.s first night here was a satisfactory one. His condition is good this morning, although he is fatigued from yesterday ,s trip. Just received, the celebrated Es-tu-lia Key West ciirar, the I-ticsI Key 'Ye.-!, c a r in the mark it at M Baum part's oiuar stoic. J! S.L AXD LF.kS Oft' KLECIIVW. The List of Appointment? for the E'ectloas in Linn C.mnty To-morrow. 4 The following are the judges and cierks fur the election in Linu county which will be held tomor row. East Albany John Iso-n, Dan iel Lcedy, II. Bryant, judges J. H. Burkhart. P." J. Baltimore. Cierks. West Albany David Froman, T. J. Stites, M. Payne, judges; 0. AV. Watts, J. J. Dorris, clerks. Brownsville A. W.Stanard, W. P. Wai mouth, W. A. Templeto, judges; T. S. Pillsbury, J. II. Waters, clerks. Brush Creek G. B. Splawu. T. J. Philpot, A. C. Kins, judges; T. Riggs, I. V. King, clerks. Crawfordsvilie G. F. Colbert. Jtf.Carev. J. :. F.. . JIosa,v. judges; Geo, Findley, W.' B. Glass.'tlerksr"' Center B. W. Cooper, M. Par ker, W. K. Temple, judges: W.W. Crawford, D. Wheeler, clerks. Fox Valley J. B. Trask, J. H. Herghsle, David Scott, judges; Henry Lyons, G. B. Trask, clerks. Franklin Butte D. Meyers, A., T. Rowell, N. G. McDonald, judges: N. C. Meyers, L. Rich- ardsonclerks. Harrisburg E. N. Tandy. L. Douglas, M. Cunningham, judges; W. W. Briggs, O. Hyde, clerks. Halsey J. R. Bone, James Mc Mahan, J. H. Lame, judges; F, Fiisby, J. M. Miller, clerks. Liberty -John Kirk, J. D.Wood A. K. Thompson, judges; C. O. Nye, J. F. Hyde, clerks. Lebanon Jos. Nixon, R. C. Mil ler, J. Wassom, judges; Geo. W. Rice, D. Andrews, clerks. Orleans V. H. Caldwell, D. A. Miliholland, J. White, judges; J. B. McCoy, W. J. Willbanks, clerks. Sweet Home John Donaca, J. W. Gilliland, Wm. Rumbaugh, judges; M. E. Simmons, II, C. Moran, clerks. Scio Wm. Cyrus, R. Carey, M. C. Gill, judges ; G. L. Sutherland, A. II. Johnson, clerks. Santiam J. K. Charlton, W. A. Paul, J. M. Ilassler, judges; S. J. Paul, D. Bilyeu, cierks. Sliedd F. A. Watts, -D. P. For- ter, J. W. Pugh, judges; JSeil Sliedd, Cj. v4 Davis, clerks. Rock Creek W. J. Tiunridge, H. Ward, N. Lewis, judges; W.J. Wiggs, W. B. Robertson, clerks. Syracuse J, A. Cotiser, L. C. Stratum, A. Farlow, judges; Ed. Meeker, J. A. Jones, cierks. Waterloo W. W. Parrish, G. B. McKinney, F. Kreig, judges; Joel Vail, J- Newman, clerks. Lile at lite North Pole It they ever find the North Pole coionized, they're going to have an awful time of it. They have day light six months and dark six 1 months out of the year. The great check od immorality is daylight. There is a Certain limit of trouble aud ingenuity beyond which it im morality wiil not go. The limit is far enough off at the best, but if it were night for six mouths on end what would become of us? Hus bands would never go home at all. Parties would only be divided by the time necessary to recruit ex hausted nature; a woman would need a new dress every four hours, because she couldn't go to more than two paities in the same dress, and it would be au awful hardship to do even that. They would say : "Why, do look at Mrs. . She wore the same dress at t ie Smiths just ten hours ago.'' "Are you going to theatre now?" "No; I saw the piece already to night." "Get up." "What time is it?" 4 Dt-n't know, but I put you to bed in a miserable condition six hours, ago and we are due at the Jones'." "Well, wait till I get my break fast or supper or dinner: which is it anyhow?" "Don't remember; it is my 119th meal this season." '4Don't light the gas yet. I only saved $1,000,000, and that gas bill is getting prodigious. A new dress? That's the fifteenth in 175 hours." "Great Scott! the meter's bursted and the electric wire's broken. Where are my boots?" San Fran cisco Chronicle "Undertones." A W oman Indicted Tor Murder. Chicago. June 2. Mrs. Meckie Lawson, the principal figure in the court room yesterday, was indicted by the grand jury tb-day for an at tempt to murder Henry G. Whit ney, her husband's attorney. The Kerr Trial. New York, June 2. This morn ing the Kerr jury, which has been been out since aight before last, has announced a disagreement and been discharged. Judge Patterson fixed Kerr's bail at $50,000. We are just in receipt' of the best line of corsets ever brought to Albany and remember we will give away a fine piece of instrumental or vocal music with each corset while they last. Something new. "You will never miss the water 'Till the well runs dry." If vou want a well dnr call on 12. B. Davidson, lie docs prompt work at a reasonable price. Orders can Jjc left at this ofiice, V: 9 8 5- 1 ll mi', 1: ii 4 fs frit-