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About The morning Astorian. (Astoria, Or.) 1899-1930 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 21, 1905)
THE MORNING ASTORUN. ASTORIA, OREGON. 81 TUISDAY, NOVIMBIB si, 1905. GOD NOT SO CRUFL Nature Pays No More Attention to Man Than a Dog. NEW YORK DIVINE SO ASSERTS Sensailoaally bsciaret tkat il tfan Will Not Accept Cod's Morel Lew, that God Will Damn Him and Further, That Hi Ought to do So. New York, Nov. 20, Dr. PrUiurt, In lit MiIion avenue rretiy tri imO cliunh, Ut night UM lii rnjrejfsliou 11 U-lieved la damnation. "Tin eppar tit rriN-ltles t tribute to mn,h he mU, "art nut a I'lrrmni'tsiH to the 4-rnelfies In Mtur. Natural laws j ' mi itMirr anew' in man man uj(. "Nnints m well sinners u-re liurtn-d In tli IroquoU fir and in the Nlucum lilr. If (1 burn up a lnly, he vill lium up a muI tint ttr in the sy of hi liutral laas. Tim 'CimI f W ia 1754 drstmyel W.notf persons In thr IJilrnn earlhiilsVe. II" !" nut mi-11 J physical law to save saints, "If maa will not aenept Owl' moral law, then I ohnuM say that C.k1 would damn hi 111 and 1 lx.uM further wty that !nI ought to damn Mm." "BiUoua Attack Quickly Curel A few week ago I bad a bilioua at tak that waa o severe I was not alia to go to the ofl'uv for two dayi. Fail ing to gt relief from mj family phy alcian'a treatment, I took three of Chamlerlaln'a Btomach and Liver Tab let, and tba next day I felt like a new rnen.-H. C. llailey, Editor of the Newa Cbapin, 8. C. These tablets an for ale by Frank Hart and leading drug-gtata. A. I). Parker, the new vle president of the Colorado A Southern railway, five year ago "grurmtaknl." Today lie l worth nearly a million. Ckafpaa' Baal. Wash your banda with warm watar, dry with a towel and apply Chamber lain'! Salvo juat before going to bej, ami spsady euro la certain. Tbia alva ia also unequalled for akin die esse. For aalo by Frank Ilart and leading druggists. Some people go ah-ad ami do tiling; ithi-r it bark idly and criticise the d Ing. Which rlaaa ia of greater benefit to the world t II BABY TUCKER'S 10 1 ME Covered from Head to Foot with Humours Forty Boils on Head at One Time Doctors and Drug Bills IIOO-Baby Grew Worse. uinrn n MiTiMim FOR FIVE DOLLARS Vrt. George n. Tucker, Jr., jjj Greenfield Avenue, Milwaukee, Wia., ia a fTateful mother. "When alx monthaeld," ahe aaya, " my little girl weighed a pound and a half leaa than t birth. When no month old a acab formed on her face, spreading until It completely covered her from head to foot, followed by bolls, having forty on ber head at one time, and more on her body. Then her akin atarted to dry up, and it became to bad ah could not ahut her eyea to aleep. One month's treatment With Cutlcura Soap and Ointment made a complete cure, and now my child i a large, etrong, nd healthy aa any child of her age. The doctore and drug bills were orer m hundred dollar, and mr baby pew srorae all the time. Then we wpent leaa than fire doUan for Cat, curs aod cured ber." CimCURA A BLESSING To Skin-Tortured Babies v, and Tired Mothers. The Buffering which Cuticura Soap and Ointment have alleviated among the young, and the comfort tbey hare afforded worn-out and worried parenta, hare led to their adoption in count leaa homea aa priceleaa curatirea for birth humour, milk crust, acalled head, eczema, raahe, and erery form of itching, acaly, pimply akin, and acslp humours, with loas of fcair, of infancy and childhood. ' Guaranteed absolutely pure. GtjffrOTt htotiVt oaipwsi twl Wft at Arcejaa ft onrf. I Cti.m. Curt), knffo, k Trass. " fcanBsttrBsaaanV LIFE ON TORPEDO BOAT8. Mark Ulalraaa la Hat. Craasaa Qsarlfii la lleavr Ma. Eucli of the torpedo craft carrle a crvw of fmm sixty to seventy nieii, snd whi-u oiiii consider the alzo of tbo wyui-o lu wbh'b It la uii-enary for tbcao tun to move about In oiMrat)ng tin-pow-irful yit Intricate niarbluevy ami Dud alii'iilng apttce uImo one tuuat mar vel at the life aboard n vcel of tula cln. To live In iiiortera the alzo or an or1 dlnury dry good box la not the life that the everyday American care to eoy. To endure aucb life for hour t a atreti b. without alwp or fowl, ami to ataud expoaiHl in all clluiate-aui-b ia lift aboard a toryodo craft for of-lUi-ra and tueo alike. 'ibi-re I no dlMTlmluatlon. Hint I why one rai- lii'arUlina fare and ali-u dor flgunn ImIiIikI the conning towera w lii-ii tbeae long, three and four etacked lllcra run Into port for coal and water at frequent Interval, wblib la nei-e-aary on account of their limited ajiacc for carrying the noroanltle. In the comparatively eulwtb watera of Nor folk barter tint torjwlo boat look very much like the motor rarer In dlagulae, but tbey are far from being the pleaa ure craft that the auto boat are, and tbey go where Um belmaraan of a mo tor bout would not dare to venture. The ocean la the place to aee the tor jwilo bout under way, and then life on board the craft eau be eo hi It true light sticking tbelr bowa Into the long, green awella, the apray flying above the algnal ataffa forward and the aolld green water wanhlng the low deck coutlnually, I but one picture of life on the rolling deep In a mere ahell of a boat In the harbor and when at aea In fair weather the torpedo boat run with the batcbe open, the commamllng officer atanda on watch clear of tbe for ward conning tower and the crew lounge on deck, but when the little craft begin to roll and plunge In the ecaway tbe batcbe are closed, and, barring the etutnpy mokenUcka, the reaaela reacmbl baby whale at play. It U tbea that the crew suffer moat whlb at aea. All muat remain below decka or place themaelve In jeopardy. To venture above while tbe resael la plunging about tbe sea with decks awash would be extremely batardoua. goiuctlme the steward will eaaay to climb along the deck from the atern to tbe forward hatch with a smoking flab claaped tightly In hla hand. lie la In a race with tbe aeaa. If he reaches his destination forward he I lucky. If the aea get there Brat the flahea get the food. In tbe event of tbe aeaa overtaking htm, then be bna to acrambl back to the galley and await another chance. Tbia 1 an amnalng Incident of life aboard, to watch tbe ate ward essay the trip In rough weather. Intense beat prevalla below decka when the craft la under way with hatches cloned, and the humidity 1 one of tbe Inconveniences to which the crew of a torpedo boat la subjected and la one of the moat objectionable fea tures of life aboard the torpedo craft as the beat la obpreaalve and fearful at times, with all four boiler under full draft and ponderoua engine throb bing and pupating at full apeed of per hap twenty-five to thirty knots. Nor folk Landmark. ":. Constipation, Health (a absolutely impossible, If conntipatlon be present. Many aerious eaiea of liver and kidney complaint have sprung from neglected constipation. Such a deplorable condition la unneces sary. There ia a cure for It. Derbins will speedily remedy matters. C. A. Undssy, P. M., Dromon, Fla. writes, Feb. 12, 1802 "Having used Ilcrbine, I find it a fine medicine for constipa tion. Sold by Prank Hart RE! ORT OF THE CONDITION 0 THE irst F National Ban At Astoria, in tbe 8tat of Oregon, at the done of business, November 9, 1005. RKI-ORT OF THK CONDITION OF THE Astoria NatiooalBank At Astoria, In the State of Oregon, at the cloe of busine, November 9, 1903. RKSOURCK8. In and discount $298,334.02 Overdrafts, secured and un secured 8,194.53 U, H. Bonds to secure circula tion 12.500.00 Premiums on U. 8. Bonds . . . 760.00 Bonds, securities, tie 40397.98 Banking house, furniture and fixtures 4,48525 Other real estate owned 29,375.00 Due from National Banks (not reserve agents) 15,943.49 Due from Htat Banks snd Banker 8,347.17 Due from approved reserve Agent 13.1J40.4U Oierks snd other cash items. . 3,450.77 Notes of other National Banks 800.00 Fractional paper currency, nickels, and cent 1,417.71 lawful money reserve in bank rUs Spw-is Iol.48fl.50 Upil tender notes 1 .320.00 63,012.50 Redemption fund with U. S. Treasurer (5 per cent of cir culation 625.00 Total 1024,933.84 LIABILITIES. Capital stork paid in $ 50,000.00 Surplus fund iu.uuu.ou Undivkled proflU, lrs ex penses and taxes paid ... 30,835.59 National Bank note out standing 9,700.00 Individual deposit subject to check .,..$205,749.05 Demsnd certificates of de osit $ 35,016.30 Time certificates of de posit 217,632.30 5189825 Total 1024,933.84 sWafcaw aa Hla MnnmI. When the brare Admiral Benbow waa common sailor bla mesamate, who waa stationed with him at the tame gun, lost his leg by a cannon abot Tti poor fellow called to hla friend Benbow, who took him upon hla shoulder and descended with him to tbe cockpit, but It happened that Just as tbe poor fellow' bead came upon a level with the deck another ball carried that eff also. Benbow, bow ever, knew QOtMujf f tbe matter and carried the fty down to the surgeon, calling out (St fatter that be had brought pfitfrflt desiring some one to bear a hnnd. The aurgeon turned about and exclaimed: "Why, what do you do here with a man who bna lost hla bead 7" "Loat bis bend!" any a Benbow. "A lying acoumlrel! He told me It waa hi leg, but I never lielleved what he aald In my life without being sorry for It afterward." Malar Lllaralare. The Malay tribes posses but little In the wny of literature, the greater part, like that of Java, consisting of ro mance known under the Sanskrit name of "cberltra," Or the Arabic one of "blkayat." Their subject are taken from tbe Hindoo epics, from tbe local legend of Java, from the Mohammeilnn tale from Arabia and from the stories of Malay princes, bnrdly less fabulous. 8uch compositions dinr from those of the Javanese In that the greater num ber of them are In prose. The Malaya are possessed of no ancient manu scripts or Inscription on atone or braaa. Their whole Ilteratnre, all In the Arabic character, 7 certainly not of greater antiquity than their conver sion to the Mohammedan religion, the earliest recorded specimen of It being ths vocabulary of the ItaJlah Tlgn fetta, collected In the Molucca In 1521. Best Liniment oa Earth. Henry D. Baldwin, 8upt (Sty Water Works, Shullsburg, Wh. writeai v ' "I nare tried many kind of lini ment, but I bar never received much benefit until I used Ballard's Bnow Lini ment for rheumatism and pain, t think (It the best liniment on earth." 25c, SOo, Stat of Oregon, County of Clatsop, ss: I, .1. F. niggins, cashier of the above named bank, do solemnly swear thst the shore statement is true to the best of my knowledge and belief. J. K. HIGKINF, Cashier. C.I.MtrtliAt anil iwnrn ( tMkfnr mm this 17tD day of November, 1905. e. z. rERausox, Notary Public (Seal) Correct Attest: OEO. H. GEOROE, GEORGE W. WARREN, L. MANSUR, Directors. his is "the I snd of all kind Sicxqy for NATIONAL MAGAZINE is paying $10,000 f too DirnccLT 1 staan s aria M Qukw isttuiOT mm ttf memttt m swrrtig at tear srass-wsiwa. s y fno vW Im4 kt lb vf W lr oat fan rwsHal smh snlit SlaHslIM si tm. i aua s 1 Ths M Uif mm at kw hut m Ika nn NMlan. tM l w l tlx w44int br.k lut kw tii rtailTS kak Mai at im bus "Thl ta an 'lew. V.Ttua." uM Uw M Oav krma nhnlr. -II m brrtuM I aal M mi pkut m lr vU Do know of ateiter oiic W wsnt Bttls stories, anacdotes, bits of ?K-ui)f clipping from a nempapar, Baacasine or bouk Uat has auda yoa Think, Laugh or Cry Uo prites will fa given for the best wire buns. In piles of silvar doiiars nhmh at liie fint ten suctessiul tonipelitor ais th nret amrdv -Ths aoW dwlition for enleriiu! this coe ptlitina is that you srn wilh your clipping uk. lor a tit nvwihs tnsl subscriuiHA to tli Natioaal MaajauUa. AuUrcu, JOE OIAPPLE, Editor M OOaCBTTH AVEMJE. RESouRcra Ions and discount 1319,730.05 Overdrafts, secured snu un secured 1,144.34 U. S. ISond to secure circuit- tlou ilt 1200 00 Bonds, securities, etc 73,30 00 Other real estate owned.... 6XX) 00 Due from National banka (not reserve aw-nts) 15.733.31 Due from Stat Banks and Hankers 78.837.5o Due from approved reserve sgents 210,401.46 Checks and other cask items 493.36 Notes of other Nations! Banks 405.00 Nickels and cent 60.66 Lawful money reserve In bank vixi Rpec-ie ....$135,500 Legal-tender net ... 155 135,655.00 Redemption fund with U. 8. Treasurer (5 per cent circu lation 625 00 Total $852,965.74 LIABILITIES. Capital stock paid ia ....$ 60,000 00 Surplus fund 60,000 00 Undivided profits, less expen se end taxes paid 41,944.30 National Bank notes out standing 12,500 00 Individual deposit subject to check .. ..$5.30,968.33 Demand certificatee of de posit 167,406.11 Certified checks 147.00 698,521.44 Total $82,965.74 State of Oregon, County of Clatsopjt: I, 8, 8. Gordon cashier of the above named bank, do solemnly swear that the above statement la true to the beet of my knowledge and belief. , 8. 8 GORDON, Cashier. Subscribed and sworn to before me this 15th dsy of November, 1905. C.-A. COOLIDGE Notary Public. Correct Attest: w. p. McGregor, o. a flavel, JACOB KAXIM, Director. i ? -i ( Croup, A reliable medicine and en that should alway be kept ia the horn for immediate us is Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. It will prevent the attack if given aa soon aa th child becomes hoarse, or evea after tbe eroupy cough appears. For sal by Frank Hart and leading druggiata. FISHER'S OPERA HOUSE L. E. Sell& Lessee and Manager A SOCIETY EVENT MISS GEORGIA HARPER COMPANY OF 18 PLAYERS ONE WEEK COMMENCING MONDAY, NOVEMBER 27 opening performance ti FROU FROU ft A carload of seenery, furniture, etc. New Specialties Prices: Reserved Seats, 50c; Gallery, 25c Seat sale opens Saturday morning at 9 o'clock at Boeder Candy Store. J. Q. A. BOWLBY, President. FRANK PATTON, Cashier. 0. L PETERSON, Vice-President J. W. GARNER, Assistant Cashier. Astoria Savings Bank Capital Paid la 1100,000. Bar pi us and tndivlded ProflU K&000. Transacts a General Bonking Business, Interest Paid on Tims Deposits 168 Tenth Stmt, ASTORIA, OREGON. First National Bank of .Astoria, Ore. ESTABLISHED 1886. Capital and Surplus $100,000 The MORNING ASTORIAN 75 CTS. PER MONTH Astoria's Best Newspaper JUST A MOMENT! it g g tjC We Want to Talk to You ABOUT BOOK BINDING We do it in All the Latest and Best Styles of the Art . . . siS 05 i8 We take your Old Magazines that you have piled away on your shelves and make Handsome Books of them fit to grace any library. We take your old worn out books with the covers torn off, rcbind them and return v to you good as any new book ; Let us figure with you on fixing up your library The J. S. Dellinger Co., Makers of All Kinds of Books : 1 I T Astorxan Building and (1.00. Sold by Hart'a drug store. airtrtrtrtrtrtiartrsrtraia