THE MORNING ASTORUN. ASTORIA, OREGON.
81
TUISDAY, NOVIMBIB si, 1905.
GOD NOT SO CRUFL
Nature Pays No More Attention
to Man Than a Dog.
NEW YORK DIVINE SO ASSERTS
Sensailoaally bsciaret tkat il tfan Will
Not Accept Cod's Morel Lew, that God
Will Damn Him and Further, That Hi
Ought to do So.
New York, Nov. 20, Dr. PrUiurt,
In lit MiIion avenue rretiy tri imO
cliunh, Ut night UM lii rnjrejfsliou
11 U-lieved la damnation. "Tin eppar
tit rriN-ltles t tribute to mn,h he
mU, "art nut a I'lrrmni'tsiH to the
4-rnelfies In Mtur. Natural laws j
' mi itMirr anew' in man man uj(.
"Nnints m well sinners u-re liurtn-d
In tli IroquoU fir and in the Nlucum
lilr. If (1 burn up a lnly, he
vill lium up a muI tint ttr in the
sy of hi liutral laas. Tim 'CimI f
W ia 1754 drstmyel W.notf persons
In thr IJilrnn earlhiilsVe. II" !" nut
mi-11 J physical law to save saints,
"If maa will not aenept Owl' moral
law, then I ohnuM say that C.k1 would
damn hi 111 and 1 lx.uM further wty that
!nI ought to damn Mm."
"BiUoua Attack Quickly Curel
A few week ago I bad a bilioua at
tak that waa o severe I was not alia
to go to the ofl'uv for two dayi. Fail
ing to gt relief from mj family phy
alcian'a treatment, I took three of
Chamlerlaln'a Btomach and Liver Tab
let, and tba next day I felt like a new
rnen.-H. C. llailey, Editor of the Newa
Cbapin, 8. C. These tablets an for
ale by Frank Hart and leading drug-gtata.
A. I). Parker, the new vle president
of the Colorado A Southern railway, five
year ago "grurmtaknl." Today lie
l worth nearly a million.
Ckafpaa' Baal.
Wash your banda with warm watar,
dry with a towel and apply Chamber
lain'! Salvo juat before going to bej,
ami spsady euro la certain. Tbia
alva ia also unequalled for akin die
esse. For aalo by Frank Ilart and
leading druggists.
Some people go ah-ad ami do tiling;
ithi-r it bark idly and criticise the d
Ing. Which rlaaa ia of greater benefit
to the world t
II
BABY TUCKER'S
10 1 ME
Covered from Head to Foot with
Humours Forty Boils on Head
at One Time Doctors and Drug
Bills IIOO-Baby Grew Worse.
uinrn n MiTiMim
FOR FIVE DOLLARS
Vrt. George n. Tucker, Jr., jjj
Greenfield Avenue, Milwaukee, Wia.,
ia a fTateful mother. "When alx
monthaeld," ahe aaya, " my little girl
weighed a pound and a half leaa than
t birth. When no month old a acab
formed on her face, spreading until It
completely covered her from head to
foot, followed by bolls, having forty
on ber head at one time, and more on
her body. Then her akin atarted to
dry up, and it became to bad ah
could not ahut her eyea to aleep. One
month's treatment With Cutlcura Soap
and Ointment made a complete cure,
and now my child i a large, etrong,
nd healthy aa any child of her age.
The doctore and drug bills were orer
m hundred dollar, and mr baby
pew srorae all the time. Then we
wpent leaa than fire doUan for Cat,
curs aod cured ber."
CimCURA A BLESSING
To Skin-Tortured Babies
v, and Tired Mothers.
The Buffering which Cuticura Soap
and Ointment have alleviated among
the young, and the comfort tbey hare
afforded worn-out and worried parenta,
hare led to their adoption in count
leaa homea aa priceleaa curatirea for
birth humour, milk crust, acalled
head, eczema, raahe, and erery form
of itching, acaly, pimply akin, and
acslp humours, with loas of fcair, of
infancy and childhood. ' Guaranteed
absolutely pure.
GtjffrOTt htotiVt oaipwsi twl Wft at Arcejaa
ft onrf. I Cti.m. Curt), knffo, k
Trass. " fcanBsttrBsaaanV
LIFE ON TORPEDO BOAT8.
Mark Ulalraaa la Hat. Craasaa
Qsarlfii la lleavr Ma.
Eucli of the torpedo craft carrle a
crvw of fmm sixty to seventy nieii,
snd whi-u oiiii consider the alzo of tbo
wyui-o lu wbh'b It la uii-enary for tbcao
tun to move about In oiMrat)ng tin-pow-irful
yit Intricate niarbluevy ami
Dud alii'iilng apttce uImo one tuuat mar
vel at the life aboard n vcel of tula
cln.
To live In iiiortera the alzo or an or1
dlnury dry good box la not the life
that the everyday American care to
eoy. To endure aucb life for hour
t a atreti b. without alwp or fowl, ami
to ataud expoaiHl in all clluiate-aui-b
ia lift aboard a toryodo craft for of-lUi-ra
and tueo alike.
'ibi-re I no dlMTlmluatlon. Hint I
why one rai- lii'arUlina fare and ali-u
dor flgunn ImIiIikI the conning towera
w lii-ii tbeae long, three and four etacked
lllcra run Into port for coal and water
at frequent Interval, wblib la nei-e-aary
on account of their limited ajiacc
for carrying the noroanltle. In the
comparatively eulwtb watera of Nor
folk barter tint torjwlo boat look very
much like the motor rarer In dlagulae,
but tbey are far from being the pleaa
ure craft that the auto boat are, and
tbey go where Um belmaraan of a mo
tor bout would not dare to venture.
The ocean la the place to aee the tor
jwilo bout under way, and then life on
board the craft eau be eo hi It true
light sticking tbelr bowa Into the
long, green awella, the apray flying
above the algnal ataffa forward and the
aolld green water wanhlng the low
deck coutlnually, I but one picture of
life on the rolling deep In a mere ahell
of a boat
In the harbor and when at aea In
fair weather the torpedo boat run
with the batcbe open, the commamllng
officer atanda on watch clear of tbe for
ward conning tower and the crew
lounge on deck, but when the little
craft begin to roll and plunge In the
ecaway tbe batcbe are closed, and,
barring the etutnpy mokenUcka, the
reaaela reacmbl baby whale at play.
It U tbea that the crew suffer moat
whlb at aea. All muat remain below
decka or place themaelve In jeopardy.
To venture above while tbe resael la
plunging about tbe sea with decks
awash would be extremely batardoua.
goiuctlme the steward will eaaay to
climb along the deck from the atern to
tbe forward hatch with a smoking flab
claaped tightly In hla hand. lie la In
a race with tbe aeaa. If he reaches his
destination forward he I lucky. If
the aea get there Brat the flahea get
the food.
In tbe event of tbe aeaa overtaking
htm, then be bna to acrambl back to
the galley and await another chance.
Tbia 1 an amnalng Incident of life
aboard, to watch tbe ate ward essay
the trip In rough weather.
Intense beat prevalla below decka
when the craft la under way with
hatches cloned, and the humidity 1 one
of tbe Inconveniences to which the crew
of a torpedo boat la subjected and
la one of the moat objectionable fea
tures of life aboard the torpedo craft
as the beat la obpreaalve and fearful
at times, with all four boiler under
full draft and ponderoua engine throb
bing and pupating at full apeed of per
hap twenty-five to thirty knots. Nor
folk Landmark.
":. Constipation,
Health (a absolutely impossible, If
conntipatlon be present. Many aerious
eaiea of liver and kidney complaint
have sprung from neglected constipation.
Such a deplorable condition la unneces
sary. There ia a cure for It. Derbins
will speedily remedy matters. C. A.
Undssy, P. M., Dromon, Fla. writes,
Feb. 12, 1802 "Having used Ilcrbine,
I find it a fine medicine for constipa
tion. Sold by Prank Hart
RE! ORT OF THE CONDITION 0 THE
irst
F
National
Ban
At Astoria, in tbe 8tat of Oregon, at
the done of business, November 9, 1005.
RKI-ORT OF THK CONDITION OF THE
Astoria NatiooalBank
At Astoria, In the State of Oregon, at
the cloe of busine, November 9, 1903.
RKSOURCK8.
In and discount $298,334.02
Overdrafts, secured and un
secured 8,194.53
U, H. Bonds to secure circula
tion 12.500.00
Premiums on U. 8. Bonds . . . 760.00
Bonds, securities, tie 40397.98
Banking house, furniture and
fixtures 4,48525
Other real estate owned 29,375.00
Due from National Banks
(not reserve agents) 15,943.49
Due from Htat Banks snd
Banker 8,347.17
Due from approved reserve
Agent 13.1J40.4U
Oierks snd other cash items. . 3,450.77
Notes of other National
Banks 800.00
Fractional paper currency,
nickels, and cent 1,417.71
lawful money reserve in bank
rUs
Spw-is Iol.48fl.50
Upil tender notes 1 .320.00 63,012.50
Redemption fund with U. S.
Treasurer (5 per cent of cir
culation 625.00
Total 1024,933.84
LIABILITIES.
Capital stork paid in $ 50,000.00
Surplus fund iu.uuu.ou
Undivkled proflU, lrs ex
penses and taxes paid ... 30,835.59
National Bank note out
standing 9,700.00
Individual deposit subject
to check .,..$205,749.05
Demsnd certificates of de
osit $ 35,016.30
Time certificates of de
posit 217,632.30 5189825
Total 1024,933.84
sWafcaw aa Hla MnnmI.
When the brare Admiral Benbow
waa common sailor bla mesamate,
who waa stationed with him at the
tame gun, lost his leg by a cannon
abot Tti poor fellow called to hla
friend Benbow, who took him upon hla
shoulder and descended with him to
tbe cockpit, but It happened that Just
as tbe poor fellow' bead came upon
a level with the deck another ball
carried that eff also. Benbow, bow
ever, knew QOtMujf f tbe matter and
carried the fty down to the surgeon,
calling out (St fatter that be had
brought pfitfrflt desiring some one
to bear a hnnd. The aurgeon turned
about and exclaimed:
"Why, what do you do here with a
man who bna lost hla bead 7"
"Loat bis bend!" any a Benbow. "A
lying acoumlrel! He told me It waa
hi leg, but I never lielleved what he
aald In my life without being sorry for
It afterward."
Malar Lllaralare.
The Malay tribes posses but little In
the wny of literature, the greater part,
like that of Java, consisting of ro
mance known under the Sanskrit
name of "cberltra," Or the Arabic one
of "blkayat." Their subject are taken
from tbe Hindoo epics, from tbe local
legend of Java, from the Mohammeilnn
tale from Arabia and from the stories
of Malay princes, bnrdly less fabulous.
8uch compositions dinr from those of
the Javanese In that the greater num
ber of them are In prose. The Malaya
are possessed of no ancient manu
scripts or Inscription on atone or
braaa. Their whole Ilteratnre, all In
the Arabic character, 7 certainly not
of greater antiquity than their conver
sion to the Mohammedan religion, the
earliest recorded specimen of It being
ths vocabulary of the ItaJlah Tlgn
fetta, collected In the Molucca In 1521.
Best Liniment oa Earth.
Henry D. Baldwin, 8upt (Sty Water
Works, Shullsburg, Wh. writeai v '
"I nare tried many kind of lini
ment, but I bar never received much
benefit until I used Ballard's Bnow Lini
ment for rheumatism and pain, t think
(It the best liniment on earth." 25c, SOo,
Stat of Oregon, County of Clatsop,
ss:
I, .1. F. niggins, cashier of the above
named bank, do solemnly swear thst the
shore statement is true to the best of
my knowledge and belief.
J. K. HIGKINF,
Cashier.
C.I.MtrtliAt anil iwnrn ( tMkfnr mm
this 17tD day of November, 1905.
e. z. rERausox,
Notary Public
(Seal)
Correct Attest:
OEO. H. GEOROE,
GEORGE W. WARREN,
L. MANSUR,
Directors.
his is "the I
snd of all
kind
Sicxqy for
NATIONAL
MAGAZINE
is paying
$10,000
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Do
know of
ateiter oiic
W wsnt Bttls stories, anacdotes, bits of
?K-ui)f clipping from a nempapar,
Baacasine or bouk Uat has auda yoa
Think, Laugh or Cry
Uo prites will fa given for the best wire
buns. In piles of silvar doiiars nhmh
at liie fint ten suctessiul tonipelitor ais
th nret amrdv -Ths
aoW dwlition for enleriiu! this coe
ptlitina is that you srn wilh your clipping
uk. lor a tit nvwihs tnsl subscriuiHA
to tli Natioaal MaajauUa. AuUrcu,
JOE OIAPPLE, Editor
M OOaCBTTH AVEMJE.
RESouRcra
Ions and discount 1319,730.05
Overdrafts, secured snu un
secured 1,144.34
U. S. ISond to secure circuit-
tlou ilt 1200 00
Bonds, securities, etc 73,30 00
Other real estate owned.... 6XX) 00
Due from National banka
(not reserve aw-nts) 15.733.31
Due from Stat Banks and
Hankers 78.837.5o
Due from approved reserve
sgents 210,401.46
Checks and other cask items 493.36
Notes of other Nations!
Banks 405.00
Nickels and cent 60.66
Lawful money reserve In bank
vixi
Rpec-ie ....$135,500
Legal-tender net ... 155 135,655.00
Redemption fund with U. 8.
Treasurer (5 per cent circu
lation 625 00
Total $852,965.74
LIABILITIES.
Capital stock paid ia ....$ 60,000 00
Surplus fund 60,000 00
Undivided profits, less expen
se end taxes paid 41,944.30
National Bank notes out
standing 12,500 00
Individual deposit subject
to check .. ..$5.30,968.33
Demand certificatee of de
posit 167,406.11
Certified checks 147.00 698,521.44
Total $82,965.74
State of Oregon, County of Clatsopjt:
I, 8, 8. Gordon cashier of the above
named bank, do solemnly swear that the
above statement la true to the beet of
my knowledge and belief.
, 8. 8 GORDON,
Cashier.
Subscribed and sworn to before me
this 15th dsy of November, 1905.
C.-A. COOLIDGE
Notary Public.
Correct Attest:
w. p. McGregor,
o. a flavel,
JACOB KAXIM,
Director.
i ? -i
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Croup,
A reliable medicine and en that
should alway be kept ia the horn for
immediate us is Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy. It will prevent the attack if
given aa soon aa th child becomes
hoarse, or evea after tbe eroupy cough
appears. For sal by Frank Hart and
leading druggiata.
FISHER'S OPERA HOUSE
L. E. Sell& Lessee and Manager
A SOCIETY EVENT
MISS GEORGIA HARPER
COMPANY OF 18 PLAYERS
ONE WEEK COMMENCING
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 27
opening performance
ti
FROU FROU
ft
A carload of seenery, furniture, etc.
New Specialties
Prices: Reserved Seats, 50c; Gallery, 25c
Seat sale opens Saturday morning at 9 o'clock at Boeder Candy Store.
J. Q. A. BOWLBY, President. FRANK PATTON, Cashier.
0. L PETERSON, Vice-President J. W. GARNER, Assistant Cashier.
Astoria Savings Bank
Capital Paid la 1100,000. Bar pi us and tndivlded ProflU K&000.
Transacts a General Bonking Business, Interest Paid on Tims Deposits
168 Tenth Stmt,
ASTORIA, OREGON.
First National Bank of .Astoria, Ore.
ESTABLISHED 1886.
Capital and Surplus $100,000
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