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Newspaper Page TextTHE SUNDAY OREGONIAN, PORTLAND, AUGUST 10, lUO. den, Rao Whldden, Austin Whldden, Thos. Whldden. Mr. and Mrs. Campbell, Mr. and Mrs. Trcln and daughter. Mrs. Fred A. Smith, James liaidlaw. V. Cook, Grant Phegley. J. R. Wetherbee and wife, Juliet 1L Slocum, Mrs. I A. Wilde, Mrs. Anna I. Fisher, Mrs. A, G. Klasterman, Miss Leonora Klostorman. Miss Grotchan Klos tennan. Arthur H. Blyth, Dr. William Skene. George W. Hoyt. Mrs. T. W. Scott, Mrs. M. E. Miller, a H. Caws ton. a J. Gray, Grace Gearln, Hazel Therkelson, Georgia Burns, Caroline Burns, Mrs. Sarah B. Forbes. Mrs. F. N. Pendleton and daughter. Miss Mamie Hall, Mrs. J. N. Teal, Ruth Teal, Miss Martha Splllman, J. A. Wolf, wife and child. Zera Snow, Leslie Weidler, Gladys Weldler, Mrs. George W. Weldler, Clara Weldler, Mr. and Mrs. Don ald Mackay.Wm. D. Fen ton, "wife and son, Mrs. Lewis Paissell, Miss Kathryn Russell, Miss L Lowenborg, Miss R. Lowenberg, Benjamin L Cohen, Miss Lucy Falling, Helen Easterman, Helen Alice Strong; Mrs. C. C. Strong, W. D. Mackay. J. C. Schmcer, of Portland; H. W. Thompson, Ejgeno; Barton Davidspn, Hood River; Mrs. P. S. Davidson. Hood River; S. B. Sweeney, wifo, two children, Walla Walla; Mrs. P. F. Hosch and son. Little Falls, Minn.; May M. Holmes, Little Falls, Minn.; Sarah Holmes, Helena, Mont.; Clark W. Thompson and -wife, maid and four children. Cascade Locks; Clara Schall, Cascade Locks; R. Portegulre-, San Francisco; C. E. Wilson, San Francisco; J, C. Smith and wife, Indianapolis, InL; W. T. Smith and wife, Morristown, Ind.; F. Frederlokson, Astoria; Mr. and Mrs. F. F. Johnson, three children, Robert Beale, Wallace, Idaho; Edith G. Ives, By ron. I1L; T. G. Halley, Pendleton, Or.; P. G. Williams, Miss Kato Williams, Mlsa Susan Williams, Paul Williams, Hugh Williams, Salt Lak City; Mrs. Chas. Weir. Los Angeles; Mrs. Edward M. Wil liams, Mrs. F. S. Sampson, two children, Dalles, Or.; Miss SImlon G. Read, Pasade na, Cel.; Mrs. Emily Pickering. Mrs. Mar tin Winch, Simeon R. Winch, Alice Ste- vans, rasadena, CaL; N. E. Bitchle, Miss Lizzie Ritchie, Ulysses, Neb; J. A. Wolf, San Francisco. At Loclcaley Sail. Mrs. F. A. Bancroft, A. A. Cook and wife, H. J. Lltt, F. J. Cook. Miss Caro line Benson, E. M. Moore, A. E. Breeco, Peter Grant, Miss Lucile Monaghan, Miss M. B. Murphy, F. E Ramsey, D. C. Lewis, D. C. O'Reilly, G. L. Goodall. A. A. Ca fcaniss, Hugh McGulre and son, Henry Harlan, Blair T. Scott, Daisy Perkins, W. F. Tucker, Edwin Hobson, G. H. Hoag and wife, Ella J. Buddemer, L H. Gru ber, W. McCommon, John H. Hall, Han Russell, Mrs. George T. Rutscll Mrs. O. F. Hallborn. Mrs. E C. Syde, S. G. Sul linger, V. C. Callan, Mra. Anna Gudden, Hazel Therkelson, Rebecca Tley, Miss Stockston, Robert G. McCraken, Leslie M. Reed. Mrs. Reed, R. C. Holland. Miss Florence Holland, Miss Marlon Holland, Miss Loena Holland, of Portland; Meta D. Meyer. Jessie Burlingharn, Milwaukee. Wis.; Miss Gertrude Stockton, Miss Hazel Stockton, Astoria; Miss May Perkins, Mrs. T. W. Dunbar and child, E L. Jus ton, Mra. E. L. Juston, J. L. Schultz and wife, J. C Schmeer, George Larklns, Mrs. F. McDennott, Mies McDermott, Mrs. A. F. Bernard and son, Mrs. Oskan Huter and three children. Miss Ella Lach mund, Mrs. Susan Smith, Miss Dora Smith, Miss Florid Lachmund, W. J. Man ion, E. B. Sterling, F. W. Sterling, Mra P. S. Davidson, B. G. Davidson, Hood River; John C. Ward, Astoria; W. H. Fowler, Mrs. W- H. Fowler, Master Ned Fowler, Pendleton; Benlan Whltslt, Chi cago; Mrs. J. H. Parker, Baker City; Mist E. A. George, Baker City; Mrs. Branson, Spokane; W. M. Harris, San Francisco; S. A. Goodall, J. G. Lownle. Vancouver; Mr. ard Mrs. George Ely. Oregon City; D. C. Morton, North Carolina; Frank Patton, Astoria; S. N. Creech and wife, Pulaski, la.; Edmund Baker, T. J. Hoare. A. A. Wright. Mrs. Wright, Harry Allen Wright. John Murry Wright, Portland; Mrs. W. C. Vfford, Spokane; H. M. Bryant and wife, Mrs. D. C. Mills. Heppncr; T. F. Lawern. H. B. Gist, San Francisco; Frank Pat ton, Astoria; Arthur Davies, San Fran cisco; Dorothy Soromerville. San Fran cisco; Frank Woodfield. Astoria; C. E Wilson, San Francisco. At Genrlmrt Park Hotel. L. C. Driggs, Bessie Kerns, Norma Reid, Mrs. Richard Koehler and daughter, Mr. and Mrs. A. A. Morrison an family, Mrs. W. J. Burns, four children and nurse, Dorothy Morrison, W. G. Brown, Mrs. Ber gan. Mrs. Edward Sullivan, Miss Lucy Williams, W. J. Burns, Adolph Dekum and wife, S. H. Gruber, John J. Wilson, W. F. G. Thatcher, Caroline C. Burns, Margaret Hume, Celeste Moore, Mrs. E. Wittenberg. C. A. Elliot, C. A. Bell. A. Honeyman, S. M. Mcars, Mrs. F. H. Staw and maid. Mrs. B. Botherger, E. Rawlln, Miss Nell Blther. Frank Rothschild. Mas ter Leonard Rothschild, Georglna Burnes, James McL Wood, Ed F. Klrby, Mm T. W. Scott. Mrs. M. E. Miller. L. Topken, Mrs. D. A. Patullo, C. Ban, F. E. Walker, Mrs. M. Sichel. H. H. Sichel, Aug. C. Kin ney, Mrs. L 'Sichel, baby and nurse, R. W. Wilbur and wife. Mr. Zera Snow.Viola Brownell, Robert G. McCraken, Alfred Sears, Jr., and wife, T. E. Walker, Mrs. E. von Destlnon, Miss A. von Destlnon, B. Seeley. Flora B. Bailey, Miss Norma Reid, C. A. Bell, F. A. Knapp and wife, Leslie Knapp, R. Howland, Mrs. M. L. Pipes. Miss Ruby Montgomery. Mra E A. 5anby and family. Mrs. S. B. Lin.thlcum, two children, Frances Wilson, R. S. Howard. Jr.; Mrs. C. W. Wanzer, Mrs. Charles Wanzer, Mrs. Emanuel Beck, Margaret L. Canby, Mrs. Isaac N. Fleischner, Minnie Fleischner, Miss Emma Meyer, Mrs. Ben jamln Levy. Mr, E. C. Jorgensen and wife, V. H. Jorgensen, Mr. L. G. Pfunder, Miss Rose Pfunder, Robert E Strahorn and wife, Spokane, Wash.; C D. Latour- ette, Oregon City; E F. Driggs, Brooklyn, N. Y; Miss Graco Baird, Miss Anna Baird, Seaside, Or.; Mrs. P. S. Davison, Jr., B. T. Davidson. Hood River, Or.; Mrs, Feathcrston, Spokane, Wash.; Miss Mer ian, Salem, Or.; J. S. Delllnger and fam ily, Astoria, Or.; Miss Amy Rothschild. Cincinnati. O.; Mrs. Eggleston, Caldwell. Idaho; Mrs. Selvee, Caldwell, Idaho; Miss Lucy Pomeroy, Seattle, Wash.; J. E. Du rand, Jackson. Mich-: Miss Eva Reed, Spokane; S. H. Friendly, Miss Rosarla Friendly, Eugene, Or.; J. R. Wort. As toria; Mrs. Frank Branson, Spokane, Wash.; Mr. P. L. Williams, Miss Kate Williams, Sam Williams, Hugh Williams, Paul Wiiliam3, Salt Lake; Edmund Baker, San Francisco; Dr. J. F. Watt, Mrs. J. F. Watt. Miss Avis Watt, Hood River; Mrs. T. Ryan. Astoria; Eleanor B. Davies, Spokane; E. J. Davies, Spokane; Mrs. J. T, Ross. Astoria: Mr. and Mrs. A. H. Tuttle, Charlottesville. Va.; E L. Smith, Miss L. L. Smith, Mrs. Anna Smith, -Mra William Stewart. Hood River; Mrs. J. G. Went worth, Chicago; Mrs. J.,G. Walker. Miss A. Leslie Walker. San Francisco: Mrs. A. Young, New York; Mrs. Lewis, St Paul, Minn.: Miss Wanzer, St. Paul, Minn. Mrs. C. W. Wanzer; St Paul, Minn.; Mrs. 1. P. Eisenbach, San Francisco; Mrs. W. B. Dully and two children, San Paulo, Brazil. Personal Mention at Seaside. Hon. Sol HIrsch arrived at Seaside House Friday. Thomas G. Halley, Mayor of Pendle ton, visited his family a few days of last week. Mrs. Mark Levy is a guest at the Sea side House. Mr. Edwin Williams and family are registered at the Seaside House. Mrs. W. B. Fochheimer has returned from Scasldo to Portland, after a sojourn at the seacoast. M. E. Covell. the furniture man. Is tent Ing at Seaside. S. Y. Mailer has pitched his tent at Seaside for the month of August. Ask Miss Wooley about the stolen wood. R. W. Wilbur and wife, of Portland, are registered at Locksley Hall. IClng H. A. Gist, of Philadelphia, Is spending a few days at Locksley Hall. Captain A. A. Cavaniss, of Vancouver, Wash., is on a vacation of a couple of weeks at Locksley Hall. Mr. and Mrs. Stout and daughter are guests of Major W. F. Tucker, at Locks ley Hall. Miss Park Brooke is lately registered at Gearhart HoteL Edwin and Arthur Peterson have Just ACTRFSS OF ABILITY TO JOIN NEILL STOCK COMPANY farewell party to Miss Hazel Crockett, of Iowa, Tuesday evening. Mayor Zlmmcr. P. JL Stahl and Her man Fowler have returned from a 10 days' trip to Long Mier Springs, Mrs. J. R. Buxton and daughter, Mi5fl Catherine, are camping out with frienda at Pleasant Lake, near Whatcom. Mrs. John Galvin gave an afternoon tea In honor of Mr.- Galvln's sister, Mrs. Gayor, of Massachusetts. Tuesday. Captain William N. Black, United States Army, was visiting his sister, Mrs. Thomas K. McClcary, of this city. He has recently returned from the, Philippines. Cbcnali. Mr. Fred Runcorn is over from Salem visiting friends. Mrs. T. W. Newiand and Mlsd Newland are visiting In Seattle. Mr. Sylvan Haas has returned to his home at Grass Valley, Cal. Miss Cross is home from Sedro, where she has been visiting relatives. Mr. and, Mr?. Art Sloan, of South Bend, visited Mrs. Sloan in Cheballs during the week. Mr. H. L. Walker departed Wednesday for Snclllng, Cal., where he expects to reside. I. P. Calllson has returned from a" six weeks' visit at his old homo In West Vir ginia. Mrs. J. W. Stanton, of Everett, visited her sister, Mrs. George Walker, in Che halls last week. Professor and' Mrs. L. H. Leach arrived home Tuesday from Vancouver, where they had been visiting relatives. Miss Wiiltbnrr. Lulu Woodworth, Mrs. P. M. Tucker. Mrs. Mary de Muth and Mrs. . Breeze left Wednesday for Long Beach, j T. P. Ingalls and wife returned from a i visit to Illinois last week. I Rev. Rosene Edwards, of Pendleton, Is ! visiting Miss Mary Dixon. Miss Fannie Weller entertained a few friends Saturday evening. , D. C. Summers, of Spokane, Is visiting his mother and daughters. Mrs. R. H. Chilton, of Dayton, was a visitor here Wednesday. J. A. Ingram and family went to Gray's Harbor Frldny, foe the Summer. Mayor C. W. Preston -and .family 'have moved from Walla Walla to this city. Walla Walla. Miss Ada, Goodhue is in Portland visiting friends. Mrs. JohrtF. McLean, has gone to the seacoast. Mrs. John E. Bingham and son are at Bingham Springs.. Mr. and Mrs. John Thonney have gone to Victoria on an outlnr. Mrs. Margaret Center has gone to'Cata llna Island, Cal on a visit. Mrs. B. E: La Due has returned from a visit to relatives In Portland. Mrs. Thad Young has returned- from a visit with relatives in Salem. Herbert Jones and family have gone to Seaside for a two weeks' -"outing; Mrs. R. B. Caswell and daughter are at the seacoast for the heated terms. Mr. and Mrs. R, A, Smith have gone to the seacoast for a few weeks' rest. Miss Hooper, of Moscow, is id the city, visiting her brother, W. P. Hooper. Colonel F. J. Parker has gone to the Seven Devils country, seeking health. THE BIGGEST CIXCUS IN THE WORLD Exhibits in Portland AUG. 18-19 MISS ELSIE ESMOXD, OPKBWTOBK. James Nelll Is certainly a competent Judge of people la his own profession. Cn selecting Elsie Esmond for the KelU Stock Company, which makes Its perma nent home at the Biker Theater, beginning August 31, be has secured an actress of exceptional ability. Miss Esmond is a New York actress, having received her experience in tho leading New York theaters. Miss Esmond possesses many natural qualifications which eminently nt her for her chosen profession. See is pretty of face and netire is graceful and vivacious, and is endowed with that qualification which all players need, but so man7 lack temperament. She was especialy engaged to play the part of Bonlta in the original production of "Ari zona," a part particularly suited to her style of work. If Mr. Noill completes his company with the same caliber of people as Elsio Esmond, Catherine Countlss. Charles Wyngato and Robert Morris who have al ready been announced as members of the Xelll Stock Company, Portland will have a stock company equal, if not superior, to that of any city In the United States. returned from Mount Hood, and will spend tho balance of tho season at Sea side. Mr. E. C. Jorgenson and wife recently arrived at Gearhart HoteL Mrs. J. G. Walker and daughter, of San Francisco, will pass the remainder of -the Summer at Gearhart Hotel. Mrs. W. B. Dully and two children, of San Paulo, are guests at Gearhart Hotel. Mrs. 8. B. Llnthicum and two chil dren will spend the month of August at Gearhart Hotel. Hon. Bob McCraken and Mr. Edwin Baker, of San Francisco, recently regis tered at Hotel Gearhart. Frank Rothschild, of the Famous Cloth ing House, is stopping at the Hotel Gear hart. Mrs. M: Sichel and son. and Mrs. L Sichel recently arrived at Gearhar.t HoteL F. A. Knapp. wifo and daughter are reglstored at Hotel Gearhart. Mrs. J. G. Woodworth, of Chicago, Is at Gearhart Hotel for a short time. Mrs. B. von Destlnon and Miss A. von Destlnon, of Portland, are staying at Hotel Gearhart. Miss Frances Wilson Is staying Gearhart Hotel for a short time. Mrs. E. L. Canby and family aro spend ing me cummer at uearnart Hotel. S. H. Friendly and daughter, Rosallno, aro spending a few weeks at Gearhart Hotel. at NEWS OF SOCIETY CONTINUED FROM PAGE 19 land, accompanied by W. B. Wells, of Dallas, Tex., are at the Upper Nehalem for x fow days.' Miss Persephone Butler, of Monmouth, was a guest or tno juiseqs jaaua ana Kate Shannon during tho week. Vancouver. Miss Fanny Swartz Is vlslunz friends In Walla Walla. Miss Hannah Henricksen Is visiting friends at Westport. Miss Lynie Barnes, of Olympla, Is visit ing friends in this city. Mrs. Will Blurock, Miss Grace Cissus and Miss Rosa Etta are enjoying an out ing at Seaside. Mrs. E. J.- Lewis, of San Francisco, Is the guest of her uncle, J. C. Carpenter, of Fruit Valley. Miss Ethel Flick left Tuesday for Fort Baker, CaL, where she will visit her uncle. Lieutenant Foster. Mr. and Mrs. A. T. Weston left Tuesday for Sioux City. Ia.. where they were called by the serious illness of Mrs. Weston's sister. Nicholas Clancy, who has been home the oast month on sick leave, returned Tues day to Seattle, where he will resume his 1 WASHIXGTOX. Jutles with the firm of Lowman & Han- ford. Mrs. M. E. Detrlck, Miss Wynla Swaufc. Arthur Fletcher and Mr. and Mrs. H. M. Swauk are enjoying an outing at St. jsaartin's springs. josepn swartz, Milton Prltchard and Joseph Waggoner,- Jr.. left last Saturday for Mount St Helens and Trout Lake, wnere iney win rusticate for a month. Mr. and Mrs. O. H. Smith. James Pnrt den and Joseph Harter left Wednesday for tjeasioe, wnere they will formally open tne Jtiignmnaers cottage for the season. Oentralla. -urs. j. a. rjeia nas returned from a visit to Aberdeen. Henry A. Dunkley left on Thursday for rortiana for a two weeks' visit. Judge A. E Rice and John Galvin are enjoylns the breezes of Long Beach. On Thursday Mr. and Mrs. W. H. Nudd went to Green River Hot Springs for a visit. Mr. end Mrs. J. B. Gibbons, of Seattle. wore guests of Mr. and Mrs. Captain Rob inson last week. Dr. Wilson, who has been visiting his brother-in-law. O. P. Taylor, returned to Minneapolis Monday. Miss May Kahler gave an enjoyable MR DOOLEY'S LETTER WHY REFORM ADMINISTRATIONS ALWAYS GO TO THE,' BAD HY is It," asked Mr. Hennessy, that' rayform administhration always goes to th' bad?" "I'll tell ye," said Mr. Dooley. "I tell yo lvrything an' I'll tell ye this. In th first placo 'tis a gr-reat mistake to think that annywan ra-aly wants to rayform. To nlver hecrd lv a man rayformin' hlm- sllf. He'll rayform other people gladly. He likes to do it But a healthy man'll nlver rayform whllo he has th' strength. A man doesn't rayform till his will has been impaired so ho hasn't power to resist what th' pa-apers calls th' blandishments Iv th' tempter. An' that's thruer in poli tics thin ar.nywhere else. "But a rayformer don't see It A ray former thinks ho was lllcted because he was a rayformer, whin th thruth iv th"' matther is ho was ilictcd because no wan knew him. To can always Ulct a man' in this counthry on that platform. If I was runnln fr office. I'd change me name, an' have printed on mo cards: 'Give him a chmst; he can't bo worse.' He's ilicted because th people don't know him an do know the other la-ad, because Mrs. Casey's oldest boy was clubbed be a po llsman, because we cudden't get wather above th third story wan day, beciuso th' sthreet-car didn't stop f r us, because th' Flannlgans bought a piano, because? we was near run over bo a mall wagon, becauso th' saloons aro open Sunday night beciuso they'ro not open all day, an because we'ro tired seeln th same face at th' window whin wo go down to pay th wather taxes. Th' rayformer don't know this. He thinks you an me, Hinnissy, has been watchln' his spotless career f r twinty years, that we've read all he had to say on th evils lv pop'lar sufterago befure th S'ciety Cr to Be wlldormlnt iv th Poor, an that we're achln' in ivry Joint to have him dhrag us be th' hair lv th head fr'm th'.flowln' bowl an' th' short-card game, make good citizens iv us an' sind us to th plnltlnch ry. So th' minylt he gets Into th Job he begins a furyous attimpt to convart us into what we've been thryin not to be lver sinco wo come into th' wurruld. "In th coorse iv th' twinty years that he apint attlraptln to get office, he man aged to poke a few wirrum laws con throllln th' pleasures lv th' poor into th' stachoo book, because no wan cared about thlm or becauso they made business bet ther Tr th polls, an whin he's In office, he calls ujg th' Cap'n iv th Polls an says he: 'If these laws ar-re bad laws th way to end thlm Is to enfoorce thlm.' Some body told him that Hinnissy. It Isn't thrue, d'ye mind. I don't care who said it not if 'twas Wlllum Shakespeare. It ls'nt thrue. Laws ar-re made to throuble people, an th' moro throuble they make th' longer they stay on th staohoo book. But th' polls don't ast anny questions. Says they: 'They'll be less money In th Job, but we need some recreation,' an' that night a big copper comes down th sthreet sees me settin out on th front Mr. and Mr. M. P. Knox, who have lived at Malheur, Or., the past five years, have returned to their home at King's Prairie. E P. Snyder, who at one time lived in Chehalls. was here last week visiting. Mr. Snyder is at present a resident of Detroit Miss Royal has returned to Portland after a visit with her aunt Mrs. J. T. Newland, and other relatives In Chclialis. me In. Th' woman nex dure Is locked up fr sthringin a clothesline on th roof. Hann'gan's boy Tim gets tin days fr keepln' a goat th polls resarves aro called out to protlct th vested rights lv property against th hoynous push-cart man, th stations in crowded with felons charged with malntalnln' a hoso con trary to tho stachoos made an provided, an tho tlndherline is all over town. A rayformer don't think annythlng has been accomplished If they'se a vacant bedroom In th plnltinchry- His motto is 'Arrest that man.' "Whin a rayformer Is ilicted he prom ises ye a businen? administhration. He's all right, d'ye mind. I don't say anny thlng again him. He Js what Hogan calls th' boolwarks iv pro-gress, an' we cudden't get on without him even If hl3 scales are a little too quick on th' dhrop. But bo ought to be left to dale with his akels. Tls a eharoe to give him a place where he can put th comether on millions- lv people that has had no business throlnln' beyond occasionally handln a piece iv debased money to a car conductor on a cold day. A regMar pollytlcian can't give away an alley without com pensation, but he will give Lincoln Park an th' public librj to th' beef thrust charge an admission price to th' lake front an' make it a felony f r annywan to buy stove polish outside lv his store, an' have It all put down to public Im provements with a pitcher lv him in th.' corner etone. "Forchinitcly, Hinnissy, a rayformer Is seldom a business man. He thinks ho la, but business men know different They know what he is. He things business an' honesty Is th' same thing. He does, in deed. He's got thlm mixed because they dhress alike. His Idee is that all be has to do to make a business administhra tion is to have honest men ar-round him. Wrong. I'm not eayin', mind yo, that a man can't do good work an' be honest at th same time. But whin Tm hirin a la-ad I find out first whether ho is onto his Job an afther a few yeara I begin tb euspect that ho Is honest too. Manny a dishonest man can lay brick straight an manny a man that wudden't steel ye'er spouns will break yo'er furniture. I don't want Father Kelly to hear me", but I'd rather have a competint man who wud steal if I give him a chanst, but I won't do mo plumbln', thin a per son that wud scorn to help himself but didn't know how to wipe a Jlnt Ivry man ought to be honest to start with, but to give a man an office Ju3 because he's honest la like lllctln him to Congress because he's a pathriate, becauso he don't bate his wife, or because he always wears a right boot on th' right foot A man ought to be honest to start with an' afther that ho ought to be .crafty. A pollytlcian wbo'6 on'y honest is Jus' th same as beln' out in a WInther storm without anny clothes on. "Another thing about rayform adminis thratlons is they always think th' on'y YOEB LAST ; chance! THE ONLY KNOWN TO EXIST IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. $20,000 WAS THE PRICE HE COST. NOT A MllUQN, NOR A MILLION . TIMES A MILLION COULD BUY AHOTHEB. EST SHOWS. . GIBATFE. HUMAN iTSER 1000 PEOPLE. 500 HORSES. ioo Cages of. wild animals. 30 elephants. 20 camels. 300 CIRCUS PERFORMERS. 3 RINGS. 2 STAGES. 1-4 MILE RAdB -TRACK. 65 DOUBLE LEHSTE GABS. 12 ACRES OF TENTED WEALTH, Enormous STEF PARADE OF 30 SUB-DIVISIONS. $3,700,000 CAPITAL INVESTED. $7,400 ACTUAL DAILY EXPENSE. EVERT ACT A NEW AND ORIGINAL HIGH-CIASS FEATURE! John O'Brien's Latest and Greatest Success. THE EQUINE BKLLET . JVC I L. ITT? NT Most Gorgeous Horse Spectacle Ever Created. A fortune Expended In Costumes . and Trappings. CKPT. MBBB'S FKZ-OU JUCCLING SEKLS More than half of all the Elephants In America trained In an act never seen until this year. 6(hAerIallsts, Introducing the "World-Famous Hlsh-Wlre Gymnasts, the Holloway Trio, and the greatest of all European Aerlallsts. the Dunbars and the Banvards. GO Acrobats In one Magnificent Congress, headed by the- Great Nelson Family. 30- -GREHT RIDERS- -30 Presenting the Greatest Company of Famous Horsemen and Horsewomen Ever Organized. 12 Menago 'Riders of International Renown. 40 Famous Fun-Making Clowns 60 Musicians. Thrilling Roman Hippodrome. BIG NEiz?Z FREE STREET PKHKDB IM30 SECT'NS Monday Morning, August 18, at 10 o'clock. One 50c ticket admits to everything. Children under 12, half-price. Special Cheap Excursions on all Railroads. Two Complete Performances Dally; Afternoon at 2; night, at 8. TWO DAYS ONLY Exhibition Grounds, 22d and Savler. Reserved Numbered Seats and Admissions ehow days at the Aldrich Pharmacy, corner 6th and Washington streets. Unlike other shows, prices at down-town office are exactly the same as charged at regu lar ticket wagons on show grounda. PORTLAND MONDAY-TUESDAY, AUG. 18-19 HOTEL GEARHART Rates: $2 to $3 per day. Redactions by the week. Entirely remodeled and thoroughly modern. PostofHce. telegraph and telephone offices In tho hotel. Handsome lawn, croquet ground and fine golf links: also good bowling alleys. Cuisine perfect and presided over by one of the finest French chefs on -the Coast. Hotel Is regulated especially for the comfort and convenience of guests. Every attention to insure a pleasant outing. Finest facilities for bathing of any resort in tho Northwest. ' P. H. SCHULDERMAN, Manager, Gearhart, Or. a man that ought to hold a job is a lawyer. Th ralson 13 that in th' coorse iv his thralnln a lawyer larns enough about ivrythinar to make a. rood front on anny subject to annyobdy who doesn't know about it. So whin th rayform adminls thratlcn comes In th Mayor says: Wholl we make Chief lv Polls in tho place lr th' misguided rurf yan who has held th job fr twinty yearsr Th man f r th place says th Mayor's adviser, 'Is Arthur Light out,' he says. 'He is on ixclllent lawyer. Tale, '95, an Is well up on polls matthers. BAILEY GATZERT IN THE RAPIDS XOTEWORTHY PHOTOGRAPH EAIE N OJfA. O. TJ. "W. EXCURSION. On Juno 9 tho visiting delegates to the National convention of the supreme lodge, A. O. U. W., and the Degree of Honor were met at The Dalles and given an. ex cursion down tho river on the steamer Ba Hey Gatzert, of the White Collar Xilne. There were 330 passengers on board, and the photograph, of which the accompanying Illustration is sTfeproduction, was taken just as the boat had passed through tho cascades. In the background can be seen the rough water of the cascades, and beyond are the locks, that cost the Government S4.000.COO, and als6 the Government buildings. The visitors were given a number of excursions through the state while here, but they all said that the trip 'down the Columbia would 12 one that they would always remember. .1 Lasf year he read a paper on 'Th Fine Polls Foorce lv London,' befure th' annyal meetln' lv th' S'clety f r Ladln.' th Mulli gan Fam'ly to a Betther an' Harder Ldfe Besides. ho says, 'he's been in. th' mlllshy an th foorce needs a man who'll bo afraid not to shoot In case lv public dis turbance.' So Arthur takes hold iv th1 constabulary, an In a year th polls can all read Emerson, an th' burglars begin' puttin' up laddhers an.' block, an' tackles befure 8 A, M. An so It Is on Ivry side. A lawyer has charge lv th city horse shoeln', another wan in Clanln th sthreets, th author iv 'Gasanlagoo On Torts la thryin' to dispose lv th ashes bo throwta. thlm In th air on a windy day. an th, bright boy that took th' sllverwaro 1 th essa- on 'No Exeats an' Their Rela tion to Life is plannln' a uniform that: will bo sarviceablo an constltchoochinal. f r th.' bravo men that wurruks on th, city dumps. An waa day th main ray former goes out explctin to rayceivo th thanks iv th' community an th public that has Jus' got out iv jail fr lettln th wather run too long in th' bath tub rises up aa cries: Hack to th' university settlemlnt.r" Th man with th di'mon in his shirt front comes back an' pushes th' honest lawyers; down th' steps an a dishonest horso. shooer shoes tho city's horses well an a crooked plumber does th' city's plumbln Becurely, an' a rascally pollsman that may not be avarso to pickln up a bet. but will always find but whin Pathrolman Scanlan' slept on his beat, takes hold iv th' polls foo"rce. an" we raysumo our nachrul con dition lv illegal merriment. An th ray former eplnds th rest lv his life tellln us where we are wrong. He's good at that. On'y he don't undherstand that people wud rather be wrong an' comfortable thin right In jail." "I don't llko a rayformer," said Mr. Hen- neasy. "Or anny other Raypublican," said Mr. Dooley. (Copyrighted. 1002.) SC3I3IER RESORTS. oud Cap nil A mansion in the skies. Situated on the north slope of Mount Hood. 7C0O feet above sea level. Stages leave Hood River dally via the Transfer & Livery Co. Through tickets to the Inn can be purchased at O. R. & N. or Columbia River steamer ticket offices. For rates, etc., address Mrs. S. LangiHe. Hood River. Or. ouse Clatsop Beach, Or. The finest Summer seaside resort In Ore gon. Everything first-class. Golf links on crounds. For further Information, address Man ager Seaside House. Seaside. Or. THE HACKNEY COTTAGE SB A VIEW. WASH. Now open for season 1902. On next block from railroad station. Excellent table board, with beautiful surroundings. Fine surf-bathing. No more attractive placo on beach than the Hackney Cottage." MRS. JAMES HACKNEY. P. O. Uwaco. Wasb-