THE SUNDAY OREGONIAN, PORTLAND, AUGUST 10, lUO.
den, Rao Whldden, Austin Whldden, Thos.
Whldden. Mr. and Mrs. Campbell, Mr. and
Mrs. Trcln and daughter. Mrs. Fred A.
Smith, James liaidlaw. V. Cook, Grant
Phegley. J. R. Wetherbee and wife, Juliet
1L Slocum, Mrs. I A. Wilde, Mrs. Anna
I. Fisher, Mrs. A, G. Klasterman, Miss
Leonora Klostorman. Miss Grotchan Klos
tennan. Arthur H. Blyth, Dr. William
Skene. George W. Hoyt. Mrs. T. W. Scott,
Mrs. M. E. Miller, a H. Caws ton. a J.
Gray, Grace Gearln, Hazel Therkelson,
Georgia Burns, Caroline Burns, Mrs. Sarah
B. Forbes. Mrs. F. N. Pendleton and
daughter. Miss Mamie Hall, Mrs. J. N.
Teal, Ruth Teal, Miss Martha Splllman, J.
A. Wolf, wife and child. Zera Snow, Leslie
Weidler, Gladys Weldler, Mrs. George W.
Weldler, Clara Weldler, Mr. and Mrs. Don
ald Mackay.Wm. D. Fen ton, "wife and son,
Mrs. Lewis Paissell, Miss Kathryn Russell,
Miss L Lowenborg, Miss R. Lowenberg,
Benjamin L Cohen, Miss Lucy Falling,
Helen Easterman, Helen Alice Strong;
Mrs. C. C. Strong, W. D. Mackay. J. C.
Schmcer, of Portland; H. W. Thompson,
Ejgeno; Barton Davidspn, Hood River;
Mrs. P. S. Davidson. Hood River; S. B.
Sweeney, wifo, two children, Walla Walla;
Mrs. P. F. Hosch and son. Little Falls,
Minn.; May M. Holmes, Little Falls,
Minn.; Sarah Holmes, Helena, Mont.;
Clark W. Thompson and -wife, maid and
four children. Cascade Locks; Clara
Schall, Cascade Locks; R. Portegulre-, San
Francisco; C. E. Wilson, San Francisco;
J, C. Smith and wife, Indianapolis, InL;
W. T. Smith and wife, Morristown, Ind.;
F. Frederlokson, Astoria; Mr. and Mrs.
F. F. Johnson, three children, Robert
Beale, Wallace, Idaho; Edith G. Ives, By
ron. I1L; T. G. Halley, Pendleton, Or.;
P. G. Williams, Miss Kato Williams, Mlsa
Susan Williams, Paul Williams, Hugh
Williams, Salt Lak City; Mrs. Chas.
Weir. Los Angeles; Mrs. Edward M. Wil
liams, Mrs. F. S. Sampson, two children,
Dalles, Or.; Miss SImlon G. Read, Pasade
na, Cel.; Mrs. Emily Pickering. Mrs. Mar
tin Winch, Simeon R. Winch, Alice Ste-
vans, rasadena, CaL; N. E. Bitchle, Miss
Lizzie Ritchie, Ulysses, Neb; J. A. Wolf,
San Francisco.
At Loclcaley Sail.
Mrs. F. A. Bancroft, A. A. Cook and
wife, H. J. Lltt, F. J. Cook. Miss Caro
line Benson, E. M. Moore, A. E. Breeco,
Peter Grant, Miss Lucile Monaghan, Miss
M. B. Murphy, F. E Ramsey, D. C. Lewis,
D. C. O'Reilly, G. L. Goodall. A. A. Ca
fcaniss, Hugh McGulre and son, Henry
Harlan, Blair T. Scott, Daisy Perkins,
W. F. Tucker, Edwin Hobson, G. H. Hoag
and wife, Ella J. Buddemer, L H. Gru
ber, W. McCommon, John H. Hall, Han
Russell, Mrs. George T. Rutscll Mrs. O.
F. Hallborn. Mrs. E C. Syde, S. G. Sul
linger, V. C. Callan, Mra. Anna Gudden,
Hazel Therkelson, Rebecca Tley, Miss
Stockston, Robert G. McCraken, Leslie M.
Reed. Mrs. Reed, R. C. Holland. Miss
Florence Holland, Miss Marlon Holland,
Miss Loena Holland, of Portland; Meta
D. Meyer. Jessie Burlingharn, Milwaukee.
Wis.; Miss Gertrude Stockton, Miss Hazel
Stockton, Astoria; Miss May Perkins,
Mrs. T. W. Dunbar and child, E L. Jus
ton, Mra. E. L. Juston, J. L. Schultz and
wife, J. C Schmeer, George Larklns,
Mrs. F. McDennott, Mies McDermott,
Mrs. A. F. Bernard and son, Mrs. Oskan
Huter and three children. Miss Ella Lach
mund, Mrs. Susan Smith, Miss Dora
Smith, Miss Florid Lachmund, W. J. Man
ion, E. B. Sterling, F. W. Sterling, Mra
P. S. Davidson, B. G. Davidson, Hood
River; John C. Ward, Astoria; W. H.
Fowler, Mrs. W- H. Fowler, Master Ned
Fowler, Pendleton; Benlan Whltslt, Chi
cago; Mrs. J. H. Parker, Baker City; Mist
E. A. George, Baker City; Mrs. Branson,
Spokane; W. M. Harris, San Francisco; S.
A. Goodall, J. G. Lownle. Vancouver; Mr.
ard Mrs. George Ely. Oregon City; D. C.
Morton, North Carolina; Frank Patton,
Astoria; S. N. Creech and wife, Pulaski,
la.; Edmund Baker, T. J. Hoare. A. A.
Wright. Mrs. Wright, Harry Allen Wright.
John Murry Wright, Portland; Mrs. W. C.
Vfford, Spokane; H. M. Bryant and wife,
Mrs. D. C. Mills. Heppncr; T. F. Lawern.
H. B. Gist, San Francisco; Frank Pat
ton, Astoria; Arthur Davies, San Fran
cisco; Dorothy Soromerville. San Fran
cisco; Frank Woodfield. Astoria; C. E
Wilson, San Francisco.
At Genrlmrt Park Hotel.
L. C. Driggs, Bessie Kerns, Norma Reid,
Mrs. Richard Koehler and daughter, Mr.
and Mrs. A. A. Morrison an family, Mrs.
W. J. Burns, four children and nurse,
Dorothy Morrison, W. G. Brown, Mrs. Ber
gan. Mrs. Edward Sullivan, Miss Lucy
Williams, W. J. Burns, Adolph Dekum
and wife, S. H. Gruber, John J. Wilson,
W. F. G. Thatcher, Caroline C. Burns,
Margaret Hume, Celeste Moore, Mrs. E.
Wittenberg. C. A. Elliot, C. A. Bell. A.
Honeyman, S. M. Mcars, Mrs. F. H. Staw
and maid. Mrs. B. Botherger, E. Rawlln,
Miss Nell Blther. Frank Rothschild. Mas
ter Leonard Rothschild, Georglna Burnes,
James McL Wood, Ed F. Klrby, Mm T.
W. Scott. Mrs. M. E. Miller. L. Topken,
Mrs. D. A. Patullo, C. Ban, F. E. Walker,
Mrs. M. Sichel. H. H. Sichel, Aug. C. Kin
ney, Mrs. L 'Sichel, baby and nurse, R.
W. Wilbur and wife. Mr. Zera Snow.Viola
Brownell, Robert G. McCraken, Alfred
Sears, Jr., and wife, T. E. Walker, Mrs.
E. von Destlnon, Miss A. von Destlnon, B.
Seeley. Flora B. Bailey, Miss Norma Reid,
C. A. Bell, F. A. Knapp and wife, Leslie
Knapp, R. Howland, Mrs. M. L. Pipes.
Miss Ruby Montgomery. Mra E A. 5anby
and family. Mrs. S. B. Lin.thlcum, two
children, Frances Wilson, R. S. Howard.
Jr.; Mrs. C. W. Wanzer, Mrs. Charles
Wanzer, Mrs. Emanuel Beck, Margaret L.
Canby, Mrs. Isaac N. Fleischner, Minnie
Fleischner, Miss Emma Meyer, Mrs. Ben
jamln Levy. Mr, E. C. Jorgensen and
wife, V. H. Jorgensen, Mr. L. G. Pfunder,
Miss Rose Pfunder, Robert E Strahorn
and wife, Spokane, Wash.; C D. Latour-
ette, Oregon City; E F. Driggs, Brooklyn,
N. Y; Miss Graco Baird, Miss Anna Baird,
Seaside, Or.; Mrs. P. S. Davison, Jr.,
B. T. Davidson. Hood River, Or.; Mrs,
Feathcrston, Spokane, Wash.; Miss Mer
ian, Salem, Or.; J. S. Delllnger and fam
ily, Astoria, Or.; Miss Amy Rothschild.
Cincinnati. O.; Mrs. Eggleston, Caldwell.
Idaho; Mrs. Selvee, Caldwell, Idaho; Miss
Lucy Pomeroy, Seattle, Wash.; J. E. Du
rand, Jackson. Mich-: Miss Eva Reed,
Spokane; S. H. Friendly, Miss Rosarla
Friendly, Eugene, Or.; J. R. Wort. As
toria; Mrs. Frank Branson, Spokane,
Wash.; Mr. P. L. Williams, Miss Kate
Williams, Sam Williams, Hugh Williams,
Paul Wiiliam3, Salt Lake; Edmund Baker,
San Francisco; Dr. J. F. Watt, Mrs. J.
F. Watt. Miss Avis Watt, Hood River;
Mrs. T. Ryan. Astoria; Eleanor B. Davies,
Spokane; E. J. Davies, Spokane; Mrs. J. T,
Ross. Astoria: Mr. and Mrs. A. H. Tuttle,
Charlottesville. Va.; E L. Smith, Miss L.
L. Smith, Mrs. Anna Smith, -Mra William
Stewart. Hood River; Mrs. J. G. Went
worth, Chicago; Mrs. J.,G. Walker. Miss
A. Leslie Walker. San Francisco: Mrs. A.
Young, New York; Mrs. Lewis, St Paul,
Minn.: Miss Wanzer, St. Paul, Minn.
Mrs. C. W. Wanzer; St Paul, Minn.; Mrs.
1. P. Eisenbach, San Francisco; Mrs. W.
B. Dully and two children, San Paulo,
Brazil.
Personal Mention at Seaside.
Hon. Sol HIrsch arrived at Seaside
House Friday.
Thomas G. Halley, Mayor of Pendle
ton, visited his family a few days of
last week.
Mrs. Mark Levy is a guest at the Sea
side House.
Mr. Edwin Williams and family are
registered at the Seaside House.
Mrs. W. B. Fochheimer has returned
from Scasldo to Portland, after a sojourn
at the seacoast.
M. E. Covell. the furniture man. Is tent
Ing at Seaside.
S. Y. Mailer has pitched his tent at
Seaside for the month of August.
Ask Miss Wooley about the stolen wood.
R. W. Wilbur and wife, of Portland,
are registered at Locksley Hall.
IClng H. A. Gist, of Philadelphia, Is
spending a few days at Locksley Hall.
Captain A. A. Cavaniss, of Vancouver,
Wash., is on a vacation of a couple of
weeks at Locksley Hall.
Mr. and Mrs. Stout and daughter are
guests of Major W. F. Tucker, at Locks
ley Hall.
Miss Park Brooke is lately registered
at Gearhart HoteL
Edwin and Arthur Peterson have Just
ACTRFSS OF ABILITY TO JOIN NEILL STOCK COMPANY
farewell party to Miss Hazel Crockett, of
Iowa, Tuesday evening.
Mayor Zlmmcr. P. JL Stahl and Her
man Fowler have returned from a 10
days' trip to Long Mier Springs,
Mrs. J. R. Buxton and daughter, Mi5fl
Catherine, are camping out with frienda
at Pleasant Lake, near Whatcom.
Mrs. John Galvin gave an afternoon tea
In honor of Mr.- Galvln's sister, Mrs.
Gayor, of Massachusetts. Tuesday.
Captain William N. Black, United States
Army, was visiting his sister, Mrs.
Thomas K. McClcary, of this city. He has
recently returned from the, Philippines.
Cbcnali.
Mr. Fred Runcorn is over from Salem
visiting friends.
Mrs. T. W. Newiand and Mlsd Newland
are visiting In Seattle.
Mr. Sylvan Haas has returned to his
home at Grass Valley, Cal.
Miss Cross is home from Sedro, where
she has been visiting relatives.
Mr. and, Mr?. Art Sloan, of South Bend,
visited Mrs. Sloan in Cheballs during the
week.
Mr. H. L. Walker departed Wednesday
for Snclllng, Cal., where he expects to
reside.
I. P. Calllson has returned from a" six
weeks' visit at his old homo In West Vir
ginia. Mrs. J. W. Stanton, of Everett, visited
her sister, Mrs. George Walker, in Che
halls last week.
Professor and' Mrs. L. H. Leach arrived
home Tuesday from Vancouver, where
they had been visiting relatives.
Miss
Wiiltbnrr.
Lulu Woodworth,
Mrs. P. M.
Tucker. Mrs. Mary de Muth and Mrs. .
Breeze left Wednesday for Long Beach, j
T. P. Ingalls and wife returned from a i
visit to Illinois last week. I
Rev. Rosene Edwards, of Pendleton, Is !
visiting Miss Mary Dixon.
Miss Fannie Weller entertained a few
friends Saturday evening. ,
D. C. Summers, of Spokane, Is visiting
his mother and daughters.
Mrs. R. H. Chilton, of Dayton, was a
visitor here Wednesday.
J. A. Ingram and family went to Gray's
Harbor Frldny, foe the Summer.
Mayor C. W. Preston -and .family 'have
moved from Walla Walla to this city.
Walla Walla.
Miss Ada, Goodhue is in Portland visiting
friends.
Mrs. JohrtF. McLean, has gone to the
seacoast.
Mrs. John E. Bingham and son are at
Bingham Springs..
Mr. and Mrs. John Thonney have gone
to Victoria on an outlnr.
Mrs. Margaret Center has gone to'Cata
llna Island, Cal on a visit.
Mrs. B. E: La Due has returned from a
visit to relatives In Portland.
Mrs. Thad Young has returned- from a
visit with relatives in Salem.
Herbert Jones and family have gone to
Seaside for a two weeks' -"outing;
Mrs. R. B. Caswell and daughter are at
the seacoast for the heated terms.
Mr. and Mrs. R, A, Smith have gone to
the seacoast for a few weeks' rest.
Miss Hooper, of Moscow, is id the city,
visiting her brother, W. P. Hooper.
Colonel F. J. Parker has gone to the
Seven Devils country, seeking health.
THE BIGGEST CIXCUS IN THE WORLD Exhibits in Portland AUG. 18-19
MISS ELSIE ESMOXD, OPKBWTOBK.
James Nelll Is certainly a competent Judge of people la his own profession.
Cn selecting Elsie Esmond for the KelU Stock Company, which makes Its perma
nent home at the Biker Theater, beginning August 31, be has secured an actress
of exceptional ability. Miss Esmond is a New York actress, having received her
experience in tho leading New York theaters. Miss Esmond possesses many
natural qualifications which eminently nt her for her chosen profession. See is
pretty of face and netire is graceful and vivacious, and is endowed with that
qualification which all players need, but so man7 lack temperament. She was
especialy engaged to play the part of Bonlta in the original production of "Ari
zona," a part particularly suited to her style of work.
If Mr. Noill completes his company with the same caliber of people as Elsio
Esmond, Catherine Countlss. Charles Wyngato and Robert Morris who have al
ready been announced as members of the Xelll Stock Company, Portland will
have a stock company equal, if not superior, to that of any city In the United
States.
returned from Mount Hood, and will
spend tho balance of tho season at Sea
side. Mr. E. C. Jorgenson and wife recently
arrived at Gearhart HoteL
Mrs. J. G. Walker and daughter, of
San Francisco, will pass the remainder
of -the Summer at Gearhart Hotel.
Mrs. W. B. Dully and two children, of
San Paulo, are guests at Gearhart Hotel.
Mrs. 8. B. Llnthicum and two chil
dren will spend the month of August at
Gearhart Hotel.
Hon. Bob McCraken and Mr. Edwin
Baker, of San Francisco, recently regis
tered at Hotel Gearhart.
Frank Rothschild, of the Famous Cloth
ing House, is stopping at the Hotel Gear
hart. Mrs. M: Sichel and son. and Mrs. L
Sichel recently arrived at Gearhar.t HoteL
F. A. Knapp. wifo and daughter are
reglstored at Hotel Gearhart.
Mrs. J. G. Woodworth, of Chicago, Is
at Gearhart Hotel for a short time.
Mrs. B. von Destlnon and Miss A. von
Destlnon, of Portland, are staying at
Hotel Gearhart.
Miss Frances Wilson Is staying
Gearhart Hotel for a short time.
Mrs. E. L. Canby and family aro spend
ing me cummer at uearnart Hotel.
S. H. Friendly and daughter, Rosallno,
aro spending a few weeks at Gearhart
Hotel.
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NEWS OF SOCIETY
CONTINUED
FROM PAGE 19
land, accompanied by W. B. Wells, of
Dallas, Tex., are at the Upper Nehalem
for x fow days.'
Miss Persephone Butler, of Monmouth,
was a guest or tno juiseqs jaaua ana
Kate Shannon during tho week.
Vancouver.
Miss Fanny Swartz Is vlslunz friends
In Walla Walla.
Miss Hannah Henricksen Is visiting
friends at Westport.
Miss Lynie Barnes, of Olympla, Is visit
ing friends in this city.
Mrs. Will Blurock, Miss Grace Cissus
and Miss Rosa Etta are enjoying an out
ing at Seaside.
Mrs. E. J.- Lewis, of San Francisco, Is
the guest of her uncle, J. C. Carpenter,
of Fruit Valley.
Miss Ethel Flick left Tuesday for Fort
Baker, CaL, where she will visit her uncle.
Lieutenant Foster.
Mr. and Mrs. A. T. Weston left Tuesday
for Sioux City. Ia.. where they were called
by the serious illness of Mrs. Weston's
sister.
Nicholas Clancy, who has been home the
oast month on sick leave, returned Tues
day to Seattle, where he will resume his 1
WASHIXGTOX.
Jutles with the firm of Lowman & Han-
ford.
Mrs. M. E. Detrlck, Miss Wynla Swaufc.
Arthur Fletcher and Mr. and Mrs. H. M.
Swauk are enjoying an outing at St.
jsaartin's springs.
josepn swartz, Milton Prltchard and
Joseph Waggoner,- Jr.. left last Saturday
for Mount St Helens and Trout Lake,
wnere iney win rusticate for a month.
Mr. and Mrs. O. H. Smith. James Pnrt
den and Joseph Harter left Wednesday for
tjeasioe, wnere they will formally open
tne Jtiignmnaers cottage for the season.
Oentralla.
-urs. j. a. rjeia nas returned from a
visit to Aberdeen.
Henry A. Dunkley left on Thursday for
rortiana for a two weeks' visit.
Judge A. E Rice and John Galvin are
enjoylns the breezes of Long Beach.
On Thursday Mr. and Mrs. W. H. Nudd
went to Green River Hot Springs for a
visit.
Mr. end Mrs. J. B. Gibbons, of Seattle.
wore guests of Mr. and Mrs. Captain Rob
inson last week.
Dr. Wilson, who has been visiting his
brother-in-law. O. P. Taylor, returned to
Minneapolis Monday.
Miss May Kahler gave an enjoyable
MR DOOLEY'S LETTER
WHY REFORM ADMINISTRATIONS ALWAYS GO
TO THE,' BAD
HY is It," asked Mr. Hennessy,
that' rayform administhration
always goes to th' bad?"
"I'll tell ye," said Mr. Dooley. "I tell
yo lvrything an' I'll tell ye this. In th
first placo 'tis a gr-reat mistake to think
that annywan ra-aly wants to rayform.
To nlver hecrd lv a man rayformin' hlm-
sllf. He'll rayform other people gladly.
He likes to do it But a healthy man'll
nlver rayform whllo he has th' strength.
A man doesn't rayform till his will has
been impaired so ho hasn't power to resist
what th' pa-apers calls th' blandishments
Iv th' tempter. An' that's thruer in poli
tics thin ar.nywhere else.
"But a rayformer don't see It A ray
former thinks ho was lllcted because he
was a rayformer, whin th thruth iv th"'
matther is ho was ilictcd because no wan
knew him. To can always Ulct a man' in
this counthry on that platform. If I was
runnln fr office. I'd change me name, an'
have printed on mo cards: 'Give him a
chmst; he can't bo worse.' He's ilicted
because th people don't know him an do
know the other la-ad, because Mrs.
Casey's oldest boy was clubbed be a po
llsman, because we cudden't get wather
above th third story wan day, beciuso
th' sthreet-car didn't stop f r us, because
th' Flannlgans bought a piano, because?
we was near run over bo a mall wagon,
becauso th' saloons aro open Sunday
night beciuso they'ro not open all day,
an because we'ro tired seeln th same
face at th' window whin wo go down to
pay th wather taxes. Th' rayformer
don't know this. He thinks you an me,
Hinnissy, has been watchln' his spotless
career f r twinty years, that we've read
all he had to say on th evils lv pop'lar
sufterago befure th S'ciety Cr to Be
wlldormlnt iv th Poor, an that we're
achln' in ivry Joint to have him dhrag us
be th' hair lv th head fr'm th'.flowln'
bowl an' th' short-card game, make good
citizens iv us an' sind us to th plnltlnch
ry. So th' minylt he gets Into th Job he
begins a furyous attimpt to convart us
into what we've been thryin not to be
lver sinco wo come into th' wurruld.
"In th coorse iv th' twinty years that
he apint attlraptln to get office, he man
aged to poke a few wirrum laws con
throllln th' pleasures lv th' poor into th'
stachoo book, because no wan cared about
thlm or becauso they made business bet
ther Tr th polls, an whin he's In office,
he calls ujg th' Cap'n iv th Polls an says
he: 'If these laws ar-re bad laws th way
to end thlm Is to enfoorce thlm.' Some
body told him that Hinnissy. It Isn't
thrue, d'ye mind. I don't care who said
it not if 'twas Wlllum Shakespeare. It
ls'nt thrue. Laws ar-re made to throuble
people, an th' moro throuble they make
th' longer they stay on th staohoo book.
But th' polls don't ast anny questions.
Says they: 'They'll be less money In th
Job, but we need some recreation,' an'
that night a big copper comes down th
sthreet sees me settin out on th front
Mr. and Mr. M. P. Knox, who have
lived at Malheur, Or., the past five years,
have returned to their home at King's
Prairie.
E P. Snyder, who at one time lived in
Chehalls. was here last week visiting.
Mr. Snyder is at present a resident of
Detroit
Miss Royal has returned to Portland
after a visit with her aunt Mrs. J. T.
Newland, and other relatives In Chclialis.
me In. Th' woman nex dure Is locked
up fr sthringin a clothesline on th roof.
Hann'gan's boy Tim gets tin days fr
keepln' a goat th polls resarves aro
called out to protlct th vested rights lv
property against th hoynous push-cart
man, th stations in crowded with felons
charged with malntalnln' a hoso con
trary to tho stachoos made an provided,
an tho tlndherline is all over town. A
rayformer don't think annythlng has been
accomplished If they'se a vacant bedroom
In th plnltinchry- His motto is 'Arrest
that man.'
"Whin a rayformer Is ilicted he prom
ises ye a businen? administhration. He's
all right, d'ye mind. I don't say anny
thlng again him. He Js what Hogan
calls th' boolwarks iv pro-gress, an' we
cudden't get on without him even If hl3
scales are a little too quick on th' dhrop.
But bo ought to be left to dale with his
akels. Tls a eharoe to give him a place
where he can put th comether on millions-
lv people that has had no business
throlnln' beyond occasionally handln a
piece iv debased money to a car conductor
on a cold day. A regMar pollytlcian
can't give away an alley without com
pensation, but he will give Lincoln Park
an th' public librj to th' beef thrust
charge an admission price to th' lake
front an' make it a felony f r annywan
to buy stove polish outside lv his store,
an' have It all put down to public Im
provements with a pitcher lv him in th.'
corner etone.
"Forchinitcly, Hinnissy, a rayformer Is
seldom a business man. He thinks ho la,
but business men know different They
know what he is. He things business an'
honesty Is th' same thing. He does, in
deed. He's got thlm mixed because they
dhress alike. His Idee is that all be has
to do to make a business administhra
tion is to have honest men ar-round him.
Wrong. I'm not eayin', mind yo, that a
man can't do good work an' be honest
at th same time. But whin Tm hirin a
la-ad I find out first whether ho is onto
his Job an afther a few yeara I begin
tb euspect that ho Is honest too. Manny
a dishonest man can lay brick straight
an manny a man that wudden't steel
ye'er spouns will break yo'er furniture.
I don't want Father Kelly to hear me",
but I'd rather have a competint man
who wud steal if I give him a chanst,
but I won't do mo plumbln', thin a per
son that wud scorn to help himself but
didn't know how to wipe a Jlnt Ivry
man ought to be honest to start with, but
to give a man an office Ju3 because he's
honest la like lllctln him to Congress
because he's a pathriate, becauso he don't
bate his wife, or because he always
wears a right boot on th' right foot A
man ought to be honest to start with an'
afther that ho ought to be .crafty. A
pollytlcian wbo'6 on'y honest is Jus' th
same as beln' out in a WInther storm
without anny clothes on.
"Another thing about rayform adminis
thratlons is they always think th' on'y
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Organized. 12 Menago 'Riders of International Renown. 40 Famous Fun-Making
Clowns 60 Musicians. Thrilling Roman Hippodrome.
BIG NEiz?Z FREE STREET PKHKDB IM30 SECT'NS
Monday Morning, August 18, at 10 o'clock.
One 50c ticket admits to everything. Children under 12, half-price.
Special Cheap Excursions on all Railroads.
Two Complete Performances Dally; Afternoon at 2; night, at 8.
TWO DAYS
ONLY
Exhibition Grounds, 22d and Savler. Reserved Numbered Seats and Admissions
ehow days at the Aldrich Pharmacy, corner 6th and Washington streets. Unlike
other shows, prices at down-town office are exactly the same as charged at regu
lar ticket wagons on show grounda.
PORTLAND
MONDAY-TUESDAY, AUG. 18-19
HOTEL GEARHART
Rates: $2 to $3 per day. Redactions by the week.
Entirely remodeled and thoroughly modern.
PostofHce. telegraph and telephone offices In tho hotel. Handsome
lawn, croquet ground and fine golf links: also good bowling alleys. Cuisine
perfect and presided over by one of the finest French chefs on -the Coast.
Hotel Is regulated especially for the comfort and convenience of guests.
Every attention to insure a pleasant outing. Finest facilities for bathing
of any resort in tho Northwest.
' P. H. SCHULDERMAN, Manager, Gearhart, Or.
a
man that ought to hold a job is a lawyer.
Th ralson 13 that in th' coorse iv his
thralnln a lawyer larns enough about
ivrythinar to make a. rood front on anny
subject to annyobdy who doesn't know
about it. So whin th rayform adminls
thratlcn comes In th Mayor says: Wholl
we make Chief lv Polls in tho place lr th'
misguided rurf yan who has held th job fr
twinty yearsr Th man f r th place
says th Mayor's adviser, 'Is Arthur Light
out,' he says. 'He is on ixclllent lawyer.
Tale, '95, an Is well up on polls matthers.
BAILEY GATZERT IN THE RAPIDS
XOTEWORTHY PHOTOGRAPH EAIE N OJfA. O. TJ. "W. EXCURSION.
On Juno 9 tho visiting delegates to the National convention of the supreme lodge,
A. O. U. W., and the Degree of Honor were met at The Dalles and given an. ex
cursion down tho river on the steamer Ba Hey Gatzert, of the White Collar Xilne.
There were 330 passengers on board, and the photograph, of which the accompanying
Illustration is sTfeproduction, was taken just as the boat had passed through tho
cascades. In the background can be seen the rough water of the cascades, and
beyond are the locks, that cost the Government S4.000.COO, and als6 the Government
buildings. The visitors were given a number of excursions through the state
while here, but they all said that the trip 'down the Columbia would 12 one that
they would always remember.
.1
Lasf year he read a paper on 'Th Fine
Polls Foorce lv London,' befure th' annyal
meetln' lv th' S'clety f r Ladln.' th Mulli
gan Fam'ly to a Betther an' Harder Ldfe
Besides. ho says, 'he's been in. th' mlllshy
an th foorce needs a man who'll bo
afraid not to shoot In case lv public dis
turbance.' So Arthur takes hold iv th1
constabulary, an In a year th polls can
all read Emerson, an th' burglars begin'
puttin' up laddhers an.' block, an' tackles
befure 8 A, M. An so It Is on Ivry side.
A lawyer has charge lv th city horse
shoeln', another wan in Clanln th sthreets,
th author iv 'Gasanlagoo On Torts la
thryin' to dispose lv th ashes bo throwta.
thlm In th air on a windy day. an th,
bright boy that took th' sllverwaro 1
th essa- on 'No Exeats an' Their Rela
tion to Life is plannln' a uniform that:
will bo sarviceablo an constltchoochinal.
f r th.' bravo men that wurruks on th,
city dumps. An waa day th main ray
former goes out explctin to rayceivo th
thanks iv th' community an th public that
has Jus' got out iv jail fr lettln th wather
run too long in th' bath tub rises up aa
cries: Hack to th' university settlemlnt.r"
Th man with th di'mon in his shirt front
comes back an' pushes th' honest lawyers;
down th' steps an a dishonest horso.
shooer shoes tho city's horses well an a
crooked plumber does th' city's plumbln
Becurely, an' a rascally pollsman that may
not be avarso to pickln up a bet. but will
always find but whin Pathrolman Scanlan'
slept on his beat, takes hold iv th' polls
foo"rce. an" we raysumo our nachrul con
dition lv illegal merriment. An th ray
former eplnds th rest lv his life tellln us
where we are wrong. He's good at that.
On'y he don't undherstand that people
wud rather be wrong an' comfortable thin
right In jail."
"I don't llko a rayformer," said Mr. Hen-
neasy.
"Or anny other Raypublican," said Mr.
Dooley.
(Copyrighted. 1002.)
SC3I3IER RESORTS.
oud Cap
nil
A mansion in the skies. Situated on the
north slope of Mount Hood. 7C0O feet above
sea level. Stages leave Hood River dally
via the Transfer & Livery Co. Through
tickets to the Inn can be purchased at
O. R. & N. or Columbia River steamer
ticket offices. For rates, etc., address
Mrs. S. LangiHe. Hood River. Or.
ouse
Clatsop Beach, Or.
The finest Summer seaside resort In Ore
gon. Everything first-class. Golf links
on crounds.
For further Information, address Man
ager Seaside House. Seaside. Or.
THE HACKNEY COTTAGE
SB A VIEW. WASH.
Now open for season 1902. On next block
from railroad station. Excellent table
board, with beautiful surroundings. Fine
surf-bathing. No more attractive placo
on beach than the Hackney Cottage."
MRS. JAMES HACKNEY.
P. O. Uwaco. Wasb-