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Newspaper Page TextWINK Eugene Weekly’s Local Dating Site Respond to a Wink ad. Visit wink-kink.com and enter the ad ID Ads with a ☎ have Voice Mail Messages call 1-520-547-3013 • Browse local postings • Post your own proﬁ le (Charges may apply) LOOKING FOR YOU MONA NOODLE REPRESENTATIVE Attractive, attentive, smarty- pants wants to escape her hum- drum single life. Dirty thirties? Thing of the past. Looking for some hot-n-heavy, one on one, monagamous loving. Are you game? Try me! LadyLight, 40, g , #105565 To the lacrosse “players” that showed for tryouts wearing scuba fins and propeller hats: Do you just wonder? You in the number 26 half shirt, you’re really something else! Congrats. When: Tuesday, September 22, 2009. Where: 13th and Chambers. You: Man. Me: Man. #901807 ADVENTUROUS SPICY WOMAN Looking for something new. I like to watch jersey, shop, read, workout, hangout with friends, and just have a good ol time (sometimes with a drink).. look- ing for a sidekick. lizmo123, 26, g , #105662 PROACTIVE, GOOFY EXISTENTIALIST I try my best to find solutions and involve myself in revolu- tions. My life is in order, but missing a co-conspirator. Wanted: caffeinated philosophi- cal discussions, unabashed inti- macy, inspiration and lust. SighingSiren, 25, g , #105428 POSITIVE FRIENDSHIP Self sustained middle age woman that is seeking someone out there who is ready to strike up a friendship in an adult rela- tionship that is honest and fun. Peach, 55, g , #105642 WHISKY DRINKING GODDESS Looking for casual dating experi- ences. I mean that! Let’s go out and get shithoused and then come home and rock each oth- ers socks off. I’ll make break- fast...with bacon. Tempest, 25, ☎, g , #105633 PASSIONATE TALENTED GIFTED Creative, intelligent, cute, mature, skilled, available, fun, open minded, sincere, hwp. Unique, fun, non smoker, long hair, herb friendly, drama free, secure. Passionate, fun, playful, loyal, real, active, ready, youth- ful. Angel_Temptress, 42, ☎, g , #105615 JAMISONS SHY, CREATIVE, BORED I’m a 20 year old, inquisitve, yet brutally shy girl, looking for another girl close to my age, with similar interests to start a relationship/friendship with. g , Stitch_113, 20, #105626 WANTED: PRINCESS CHARMING. Femme SWF looking for Butchie SWF for cuddles, kisses, and LTR. Must have a sense of humor and core personal values like hones- ty. Must like a curvy gurl. J21Stratton, 23, g , #105487 LOW-TOP CONVERSE I love House. I love reading and writing. I love Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I love to slide on linoleum floors in socks. I love spontane- ity. WrongObsession, 19, g , #104578 LOOKING FOR ME? Looking for a real, honest and grown up relationship? Tired of the liars and cheats? If so and want a “grown-up” friendship and maybe more, drop me a message, thx. Lookingfor thatspecialgirl, 45, #104511 COMPASSIONATE TALL MUSICIAN I play jazz, rock, classical, and bluegrass and compose. I love nature, animals, connecting with others and making or perceiving art. Looking for someone intelli- gent and sweet, with depth. Likesjazz, 21, #105645 TO THE MOON Easy going and fun. Looking for the same. rocketmatt, 30, g , #105639 BOOKAHOLIC A lover, and can be extremely passionate. Would love more people to talk/hang out with. I’m looking for awesome people who don’t mind a little weird person in there life. Kehbrae, 19, #105635 LOOKING FOR FRIENDSHIPS+ HI I’M BORED PARTNER IN ADVENTURE looking for friends+. I’ll take what the world provides, I’m in no position to ask the world for more. I have nothing to hide feel free to ask me anything. Corradeo, 28, ☎, g , #105275 I just moved to Eugene from Southern Cali.I’m not ugly.I’m not a psycho.I’m just a down to earth chick with no friends.LOL Just looking for people2 show me around&have fun. dramapo- lice, 22, g , #105612 I am a 26 year old male from Eugene. I am 6’2” brown hair and eyes, and 185 lbs. I’m look- ing for a lady who wants new experiences. Amoney26, 26, g , #105624 TRANSCENDENT LOVE ROMA-EVERYDAY EVER Peacoat, black glasses, plaid but- ton up, and a Chrome back pack. Reading Orwell, Palahniuk, Kafka. Let’s go to American Apparel and masturbate to how alternative we are. When: Friday, October 15, 2010. Where: Roma. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901804 DRIVE BY SMILES I stopped at a light with my truck. You Brown VW Westy going other way. We xchanged smiles once then twice. I know you? U know me? Should we know? When: Wednesday, October 13, 2010. Where: Just before Coburg Rd & Franklin. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901803 AT MICHAEL MEADE GLENN BECK SUCKS FUNNYCOUNTRYBOY TWITCH Quirky gay boy, scientific mind, well kept and hygienic. Enjoys cuddling under the stars, good music, and Dan Savage’s column. Nonsmoker, 18, tall, open minded, passionate. viriproviri, 18, g , #105543 Looking for someone that would like to hang out and see where things go.Currently not going to school right now,just working full time.I don’t really know what else to say. Arkleone, 22, g , #105647 Thanks for the lovely weekend of spicy curries, rocket science, late night grocery cart hide n seek, speedy driving and snuggling whales! -squeak When: Friday, October 15, 2010. Where: home. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901808 If you have awakened to Love (with a capital L), let’s talk. Adrian, 67, g , #105572 I sat next to you. We joked about fate and destiny. My friend took me away. At the end you left too quickly. I wonder if we should talk... When: Thursday, October 14, 2010. Where: At Michael Meade event. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901801 HOT CO-OP GUYS at south Corvallis co-op, would love to talk to you more--gay males are rare in Corvallis. You sounded interesting, cool. On Facebook? What are your last names? When: Thursday, October 7, 2010. Where: Corvallis Co-op. You: Man. Me: Man. #901799 HYPNOTIZING ME Don’t remember your name or location but I want it over with. When: Tuesday, October 12, 2010. Where: Eugene. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901798 YOUR NOBO I am big. Hence, Im bonobo. This time last year our paths crossed. Your presence brings lots o joy to my monkey way of life. Nobo love you squirt! When: Monday, October 12, 2009. Where: on the ground, from my tree. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901797 WE TALKED....SMILED.... WHOA! I was working cleaning up. You were....Leslie? What a show and you provided the fire- works at the end. Coffee? Thanks so much for the moment. your friend, jamie When: Saturday, October 2, 2010. Where: John Lennon’s Birthday. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901796 BY ROB BREZSNY ARIES (March 21-April 19): “There’s one ultimate goal during sex,” says Cosmopolitan magazine, a renowned source of erotic guidance for women. That is “to be as sensually stimulated as possible.” I don’t quite agree with that assessment. Having emotionally pleasing fun should also be an important consideration, as well as creating a play- ful ambiance and invoking spiritual grace. But sensual stimulation is good, too. So what, in the view of Cosmopolitan, is the key to cultivat- ing maximum bliss? “Having lots of steamy info at your disposal.” That’s deﬁ nitely sound advice for you right now, Aries. You’re in a fa- vorable phase for ﬁ nding out more about everything that will enhance your access to delight, including the sexual kind. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): When the tide is coming in, the creek I live next to ﬂ ows vigorously toward the south. When the tide’s going out, the water reverses its course and heads swiftly north. Every day, there’s an in-between time when the creek seems confused. Some currents creep south and others slink north, while here and there ed- dies whirl in circles. According to my understanding of the astrological omens, Taurus, you are temporarily in a phase that resembles my creek’s time of contrary ﬂ ows. It’s a perfectly natural place to be. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): In ﬁ fth grade I was in love with Calley, who was the by far prettiest girl in the school. Sadly, she didn’t return my affection, so I had to be content with adoring her from afar. Eventually I moved away and lost touch. Since then I’ve wondered if she suffered the fate that befalls too many gorgeous women: relying so entirely on her looks to make her way in the world that she never developed many skills. But recently I tracked Calley down via Google and discovered that she had beaten the curse: She has carved out a career as an activist bringing ﬁ rst-rate education to poor children. My question to you is this, Gemini: Are there any qualities you regarded as assets earlier in your life but that eventually turned into liabilities? Any strengths that became weaknesses? And what are you doing to adjust? It’s a good time to address these themes. CANCER (June 21-July 22): Think back to the last half of 1998. What was going on in your life back then? According to my astrologi- cal projections, you were probably carrying out experiments in a wild frontier . . . or getting your mind rearranged by rousing teachings and provocative revelations ... or breaking through artiﬁ cial limits that had been quashing your freedom ... or all of the above. Now you’ve come around again to a similar phase of your grand cycle. Are you ready for action? If you’d like to gather up all the grace ﬂ owing in your vicinity, start having fun with escapes, experiments, and expansions. (July 23-Aug. 22): “I wish I treated my feet with the same tender loving care as I do my face,” wrote Catherine Saint Louis in The New 42 OCTOBER 21, 2010 EUGENE WEEKLY CONTRADICTIONS ARE FUN. I’m a budding academic who is really disinterested in the pro- fession. I’m also an astrologer. And agnostic. And funny. And sour. And sharp. And soft. Confused? It’s simple, really. thethinker, 21, #105442 STORMCHASER FISHING,CAMPING... im not picky,im a passionate per- son for anything i do in life..i love diablos....lolmoved here from ohio,dont have anyone or know anyone...help...lol. looking for someone 25yr to 33 yrs age. chuckers222, 38, g , #105643 Free Will Astrology LEO STILL SOMEWHAT NEW Rusty Knight seeks Tattered Princess Decent fellow with a kind heart and a gentle soul. Looking for new life. I’m into cooking, movies, books, and wandering for discovery. someotherone, 48, g , #105621 K. We don’t talk anymore. I think about you every day and wonder what it would be like if I had done things differently. Miss you. E When: Saturday, May 22, 2010. Where: Jamisons. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901806 JOHNNIE You’re not my teacher anymore. When: Saturday, August 7, 2010. Where: In class. You: Woman. Me: Man. #901800 York Times. “But I don’t.” She quotes a study that says more than half of all women are embarrassed about their feet, and notes that Facebook has many “I Hate Feet” groups. You Leos can’t afford to be under this spell right now. Even more than usual, it’s crucial for you to be well-grounded. So I suggest you maneuver yourself into a state of mind where earthiness is beautiful and appealing to you. Find ways to celebrate your body and improve your relationship with it. How to start? Love your feet better. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): At this phase of my life, I’m not canvass- ing door-to-door asking people to donate money to save old-growth forests. I’m not a member of groups ﬁ ghting for an end to the war in Afghanistan or agitating in behalf of animal rights. My struggle for social and environmental justice is waged primarily through the power of my writing. I subscribe to the attitude of author Ingrid Bengis, who said, “Words are a form of action, capable of inﬂ uencing change.” In the coming weeks, I suggest you increase your awareness of how you could transform your world with the power of your language. Is it pos- sible to increase your clout through the way you communicate? LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): In the weeks ahead, Libra, you’re going to be tested on your follow-through. People will want you to work harder on what has previously come fairly easily. You will be pressured to make good on your promises; you’ll be asked to reﬁ ne the details that are central to the success of the good new ideas that are ﬂ oating around. As much as you might be tempted to slip away and ﬂ y off in pursuit of things that are more fun, I encourage you to stick with the program. You can’t imagine how important it is for you to learn how to be a more committed builder. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): “If you’re strong enough there are no precedents,” said novelist F. Scott Fitzgerald. I think that describes you in the immediate future, Scorpio. I bet you won’t have to answer to ghosts or pay homage to the way things have always been done. You’ll be free to ignore icons that the conventional wisdom idolizes, and there’ll be no need for you to give undeserved respect to experts who have stopped being relevant. By my astrological reckoning, you will be so smart and plucky and energetic that you can work wonders simply by emptying your mind, starting from scratch, and making things up as you go along. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Scientists have discovered an exotic animal that feeds on the bones of dead whales lying on the ocean ﬂ oor. Known informally as the bone-eating snot-ﬂ ower worm, it looks like a frilly pink plume growing up out of sheer bone. Believe it or not, Sagittarius, you could take a cue from this creature in the com- ing weeks. It will be a favorable time for you to draw sustenance from the skeletal remains of big things that were once vital. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): What is the wild and instinctual nature? Radiance magazine posed that question to storyteller Clarissa Pinkola Estes. Here’s her reply: “to establish territory, to ﬁ nd one’s pack, to be in one’s body with certainty and pride regardless of the body’s gifts and limitations, to speak and act in one’s behalf, to be aware, alert, to draw on the innate feminine powers of intuition and sensing, to come into one’s cycles, to ﬁ nd what one belongs to.” I would love to see you specialize in these wild and instinctual arts in the coming weeks, Capricorn. According to my analysis of the astrological omens, you are ready to tap into the deeper reserves of your animal intelligence. Your body is primed to make you very smart about what you need and how to get what you need. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): When I think of the extraordinary feats of strength you will be capable of in the coming weeks, my mind turns to a Chinese martial artist named Dong Changsheng. Last May, he attached one end of a rope to his eyelids and the other end to a small airplane, then pulled the thousand-pound load 15 feet in a minute. I don’t think your demonstration of power will be as literal as his, and I suspect it will be more useful and meaningful. But in certain respects it could be just as amazing. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Scottish scientists decided to see if they could ﬁ nd evidence for the existence of the Loch Ness monster. They took a research submarine down into the murky depths, scan- ning with sonar. The prehistoric creature was nowhere in sight, but a surprising discovery emerged: Thousands of golf balls litter the bottom of the loch, presumably because the place has been used as an unofﬁ cial driving range for years. I predict that you will soon expe- rience a reverse version of this sequence, Pisces: You will go in search of your personal equivalent of lost golf balls — some trivial treasure — but on the way you will have a brush with a living myth. HOMEWORK: What kind of teacher do you need most? What is the ignorance that’s causing you to suffer? Write: Truthrooster@gmail. com. 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