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LOOKING FOR YOU
MONA NOODLE
REPRESENTATIVE
Attractive, attentive, smarty-
pants wants to escape her hum-
drum single life. Dirty thirties?
Thing of the past. Looking for
some hot-n-heavy, one on one,
monagamous loving. Are you
game? Try me! LadyLight, 40,
g , #105565
To the lacrosse “players” that
showed for tryouts wearing
scuba fins and propeller hats: Do
you just wonder? You in the
number 26 half shirt, you’re
really something else! Congrats.
When:
Tuesday,
September 22, 2009.
Where:
13th
and
Chambers. You: Man.
Me: Man. #901807
ADVENTUROUS SPICY
WOMAN
Looking for something new. I like
to watch jersey, shop, read,
workout, hangout with friends,
and just have a good ol time
(sometimes with a drink).. look-
ing for a sidekick. lizmo123,
26, g , #105662
PROACTIVE, GOOFY
EXISTENTIALIST
I try my best to find solutions
and involve myself in revolu-
tions. My life is in order, but
missing a co-conspirator.
Wanted: caffeinated philosophi-
cal discussions, unabashed inti-
macy, inspiration and lust.
SighingSiren, 25, g ,
#105428
POSITIVE FRIENDSHIP
Self sustained middle age
woman that is seeking someone
out there who is ready to strike
up a friendship in an adult rela-
tionship that is honest and fun.
Peach, 55, g , #105642
WHISKY DRINKING GODDESS
Looking for casual dating experi-
ences. I mean that! Let’s go out
and get shithoused and then
come home and rock each oth-
ers socks off. I’ll make break-
fast...with bacon. Tempest, 25,
☎, g , #105633
PASSIONATE TALENTED
GIFTED
Creative, intelligent, cute,
mature, skilled, available, fun,
open minded, sincere, hwp.
Unique, fun, non smoker, long
hair, herb friendly, drama free,
secure. Passionate, fun, playful,
loyal, real, active, ready, youth-
ful. Angel_Temptress, 42,
☎, g , #105615
JAMISONS
SHY, CREATIVE, BORED
I’m a 20 year old, inquisitve, yet
brutally shy girl, looking for
another girl close to my age,
with similar interests to start a
relationship/friendship with.
g ,
Stitch_113,
20,
#105626
WANTED: PRINCESS
CHARMING.
Femme SWF looking for Butchie
SWF for cuddles, kisses, and LTR.
Must have a sense of humor and
core personal values like hones-
ty. Must like a curvy gurl.
J21Stratton, 23, g ,
#105487
LOW-TOP CONVERSE
I love House. I love reading and
writing. I love Buffy the Vampire
Slayer. I love to slide on linoleum
floors in socks. I love spontane-
ity. WrongObsession, 19,
g , #104578
LOOKING FOR ME?
Looking for a real, honest and
grown up relationship? Tired of
the liars and cheats? If so and
want a “grown-up” friendship
and maybe more, drop me a
message, thx. Lookingfor
thatspecialgirl,
45,
#104511
COMPASSIONATE TALL
MUSICIAN
I play jazz, rock, classical, and
bluegrass and compose. I love
nature, animals, connecting with
others and making or perceiving
art. Looking for someone intelli-
gent and sweet, with depth.
Likesjazz, 21, #105645
TO THE MOON
Easy going and fun. Looking for
the same. rocketmatt, 30,
g , #105639
BOOKAHOLIC
A lover, and can be extremely
passionate. Would love more
people to talk/hang out with. I’m
looking for awesome people who
don’t mind a little weird person
in there life. Kehbrae, 19,
#105635
LOOKING FOR FRIENDSHIPS+
HI I’M BORED
PARTNER IN ADVENTURE
looking for friends+. I’ll take
what the world provides, I’m in
no position to ask the world for
more. I have nothing to hide feel
free to ask me anything.
Corradeo, 28, ☎, g ,
#105275
I just moved to Eugene from
Southern Cali.I’m not ugly.I’m not
a psycho.I’m just a down to earth
chick with no friends.LOL Just
looking for people2 show me
around&have fun. dramapo-
lice, 22, g , #105612
I am a 26 year old male from
Eugene. I am 6’2” brown hair
and eyes, and 185 lbs. I’m look-
ing for a lady who wants new
experiences. Amoney26, 26,
g , #105624
TRANSCENDENT LOVE
ROMA-EVERYDAY EVER
Peacoat, black glasses, plaid but-
ton up, and a Chrome back pack.
Reading Orwell, Palahniuk, Kafka.
Let’s go to American Apparel and
masturbate to how alternative
we are. When: Friday,
October
15,
2010.
Where: Roma. You: Man.
Me: Woman. #901804
DRIVE BY SMILES
I stopped at a light with my
truck. You Brown VW Westy going
other way. We xchanged smiles
once then twice. I know you? U
know me? Should we know?
When:
Wednesday,
October
13,
2010.
Where: Just before
Coburg Rd & Franklin.
You: Woman. Me: Man.
#901803
AT MICHAEL MEADE
GLENN BECK SUCKS
FUNNYCOUNTRYBOY
TWITCH
Quirky gay boy, scientific mind,
well kept and hygienic. Enjoys
cuddling under the stars, good
music, and Dan Savage’s column.
Nonsmoker, 18, tall, open minded,
passionate. viriproviri, 18,
g , #105543
Looking for someone that would
like to hang out and see where
things go.Currently not going to
school right now,just working
full time.I don’t really know what
else to say. Arkleone, 22, g ,
#105647
Thanks for the lovely weekend of
spicy curries, rocket science, late
night grocery cart hide n seek,
speedy driving and snuggling
whales! -squeak When:
Friday, October 15,
2010. Where: home. You:
Man.
Me:
Woman.
#901808
If you have awakened to Love
(with a capital L), let’s talk.
Adrian, 67, g , #105572
I sat next to you. We joked about
fate and destiny. My friend took
me away. At the end you left too
quickly. I wonder if we should
talk... When: Thursday,
October
14,
2010.
Where: At Michael
Meade
event.
You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#901801
HOT CO-OP GUYS
at south Corvallis co-op, would
love to talk to you more--gay
males are rare in Corvallis. You
sounded interesting, cool. On
Facebook? What are your last
names? When: Thursday,
October 7, 2010. Where:
Corvallis Co-op. You:
Man. Me: Man. #901799
HYPNOTIZING ME
Don’t remember your name or
location but I want it over with.
When: Tuesday, October
12, 2010. Where: Eugene.
You: Man. Me: Woman.
#901798
YOUR NOBO
I am big. Hence, Im bonobo. This
time last year our paths crossed.
Your presence brings lots o joy
to my monkey way of life. Nobo
love you squirt! When:
Monday, October 12,
2009. Where: on the
ground, from my tree.
You: Woman. Me: Man.
#901797
WE TALKED....SMILED....
WHOA! I was working cleaning
up. You were....Leslie? What a
show and you provided the fire-
works at the end. Coffee? Thanks
so much for the moment. your
friend,
jamie
When:
Saturday, October 2,
2010. Where: John
Lennon’s Birthday. You:
Woman.
Me:
Man.
#901796
BY ROB BREZSNY
ARIES
(March 21-April 19): “There’s one ultimate goal during sex,”
says Cosmopolitan magazine, a renowned source of erotic guidance
for women. That is “to be as sensually stimulated as possible.” I don’t
quite agree with that assessment. Having emotionally pleasing fun
should also be an important consideration, as well as creating a play-
ful ambiance and invoking spiritual grace. But sensual stimulation is
good, too. So what, in the view of Cosmopolitan, is the key to cultivat-
ing maximum bliss? “Having lots of steamy info at your disposal.”
That’s defi nitely sound advice for you right now, Aries. You’re in a fa-
vorable phase for fi nding out more about everything that will enhance
your access to delight, including the sexual kind.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): When the tide is coming in, the creek
I live next to fl ows vigorously toward the south. When the tide’s going
out, the water reverses its course and heads swiftly north. Every day,
there’s an in-between time when the creek seems confused. Some
currents creep south and others slink north, while here and there ed-
dies whirl in circles. According to my understanding of the astrological
omens, Taurus, you are temporarily in a phase that resembles my
creek’s time of contrary fl ows. It’s a perfectly natural place to be.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): In fi fth grade I was in love with Calley,
who was the by far prettiest girl in the school. Sadly, she didn’t return
my affection, so I had to be content with adoring her from afar.
Eventually I moved away and lost touch. Since then I’ve wondered if
she suffered the fate that befalls too many gorgeous women: relying
so entirely on her looks to make her way in the world that she never
developed many skills. But recently I tracked Calley down via Google
and discovered that she had beaten the curse: She has carved out a
career as an activist bringing fi rst-rate education to poor children. My
question to you is this, Gemini: Are there any qualities you regarded
as assets earlier in your life but that eventually turned into liabilities?
Any strengths that became weaknesses? And what are you doing to
adjust? It’s a good time to address these themes.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Think back to the last half of 1998.
What was going on in your life back then? According to my astrologi-
cal projections, you were probably carrying out experiments in a wild
frontier . . . or getting your mind rearranged by rousing teachings and
provocative revelations ... or breaking through artifi cial limits that had
been quashing your freedom ... or all of the above. Now you’ve come
around again to a similar phase of your grand cycle. Are you ready for
action? If you’d like to gather up all the grace fl owing in your vicinity,
start having fun with escapes, experiments, and expansions.
(July 23-Aug. 22): “I wish I treated my feet with the same tender
loving care as I do my face,” wrote Catherine Saint Louis in The New
42 OCTOBER 21, 2010 EUGENE WEEKLY
CONTRADICTIONS ARE FUN.
I’m a budding academic who is
really disinterested in the pro-
fession. I’m also an astrologer.
And agnostic. And funny. And
sour. And sharp. And soft.
Confused? It’s simple, really.
thethinker, 21, #105442
STORMCHASER
FISHING,CAMPING...
im not picky,im a passionate per-
son for anything i do in life..i love
diablos....lolmoved here from
ohio,dont have anyone or know
anyone...help...lol. looking for
someone 25yr to 33 yrs age.
chuckers222, 38, g ,
#105643
Free Will Astrology
LEO
STILL SOMEWHAT NEW
Rusty Knight seeks Tattered
Princess Decent fellow with a
kind heart and a gentle soul.
Looking for new life. I’m into
cooking, movies, books, and
wandering for discovery.
someotherone, 48, g ,
#105621
K. We don’t talk anymore. I think
about you every day and wonder
what it would be like if I had
done things differently. Miss you.
E When: Saturday, May
22,
2010.
Where:
Jamisons. You: Man. Me:
Woman. #901806
JOHNNIE
You’re not my teacher anymore.
When: Saturday, August
7, 2010. Where: In class.
You: Woman. Me: Man.
#901800
York Times. “But I don’t.” She quotes a study that says more than
half of all women are embarrassed about their feet, and notes that
Facebook has many “I Hate Feet” groups. You Leos can’t afford to be
under this spell right now. Even more than usual, it’s crucial for you
to be well-grounded. So I suggest you maneuver yourself into a state
of mind where earthiness is beautiful and appealing to you. Find ways
to celebrate your body and improve your relationship with it. How to
start? Love your feet better.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): At this phase of my life, I’m not canvass-
ing door-to-door asking people to donate money to save old-growth
forests. I’m not a member of groups fi ghting for an end to the war in
Afghanistan or agitating in behalf of animal rights. My struggle for
social and environmental justice is waged primarily through the power
of my writing. I subscribe to the attitude of author Ingrid Bengis, who
said, “Words are a form of action, capable of infl uencing change.” In
the coming weeks, I suggest you increase your awareness of how you
could transform your world with the power of your language. Is it pos-
sible to increase your clout through the way you communicate?
LIBRA
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): In the weeks ahead, Libra, you’re going
to be tested on your follow-through. People will want you to work
harder on what has previously come fairly easily. You will be pressured
to make good on your promises; you’ll be asked to refi ne the details
that are central to the success of the good new ideas that are fl oating
around. As much as you might be tempted to slip away and fl y off in
pursuit of things that are more fun, I encourage you to stick with the
program. You can’t imagine how important it is for you to learn how to
be a more committed builder.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): “If you’re strong enough there are no
precedents,” said novelist F. Scott Fitzgerald. I think that describes you
in the immediate future, Scorpio. I bet you won’t have to answer to
ghosts or pay homage to the way things have always been done. You’ll
be free to ignore icons that the conventional wisdom idolizes, and
there’ll be no need for you to give undeserved respect to experts who
have stopped being relevant. By my astrological reckoning, you will be
so smart and plucky and energetic that you can work wonders simply
by emptying your mind, starting from scratch, and making things up
as you go along.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Scientists have discovered an
exotic animal that feeds on the bones of dead whales lying on the
ocean fl oor. Known informally as the bone-eating snot-fl ower worm, it
looks like a frilly pink plume growing up out of sheer bone. Believe it
or not, Sagittarius, you could take a cue from this creature in the com-
ing weeks. It will be a favorable time for you to draw sustenance from
the skeletal remains of big things that were once vital.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): What is the wild and instinctual
nature? Radiance magazine posed that question to storyteller Clarissa
Pinkola Estes. Here’s her reply: “to establish territory, to fi nd one’s
pack, to be in one’s body with certainty and pride regardless of the
body’s gifts and limitations, to speak and act in one’s behalf, to be
aware, alert, to draw on the innate feminine powers of intuition and
sensing, to come into one’s cycles, to fi nd what one belongs to.” I
would love to see you specialize in these wild and instinctual arts
in the coming weeks, Capricorn. According to my analysis of the
astrological omens, you are ready to tap into the deeper reserves of
your animal intelligence. Your body is primed to make you very smart
about what you need and how to get what you need.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): When I think of the extraordinary
feats of strength you will be capable of in the coming weeks, my
mind turns to a Chinese martial artist named Dong Changsheng. Last
May, he attached one end of a rope to his eyelids and the other end
to a small airplane, then pulled the thousand-pound load 15 feet in a
minute. I don’t think your demonstration of power will be as literal as
his, and I suspect it will be more useful and meaningful. But in certain
respects it could be just as amazing.
PISCES
(Feb. 19-March 20): Scottish scientists decided to see if
they could fi nd evidence for the existence of the Loch Ness monster.
They took a research submarine down into the murky depths, scan-
ning with sonar. The prehistoric creature was nowhere in sight, but
a surprising discovery emerged: Thousands of golf balls litter the
bottom of the loch, presumably because the place has been used as
an unoffi cial driving range for years. I predict that you will soon expe-
rience a reverse version of this sequence, Pisces: You will go in search
of your personal equivalent of lost golf balls — some trivial treasure —
but on the way you will have a brush with a living myth.
HOMEWORK: What kind of teacher do you need most? What is
the ignorance that’s causing you to suffer? Write: Truthrooster@gmail.
com.
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