La Grande evening observer., July 26, 1910, Page PAGE TWO, Image 2

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LA GRANDE EVENING OBSERVE!!
TUESDAY, JULY 2G, 1910.
Some Substitute.
JUST L'KE fOu
calls
Poker.
and leaves
her test re
A woman
And iien she calls she B'rn leaves her
But when mm calls formality he skips
j He doesii't leave bis cards lis leaves
Chips.
New for Times.
his
"IV ou use natural gas in your
fcouseV" '
"Just w hat tny wife furnishes."
"But you cau't burn tbat7"
" "No. but It keeps us warm."
ft
.Sure Winner.'
He couldn't get her coddled
'Jo rive nlm her consent.
He had an ample fortune.
But all lor naught It went
He had an Inspiration
That made hi Joy complete
He bought an Ice cream parlor
And laid It at ber feet.
PERT PARAGRAPHS.
It Is well that some xnple are sflf
satlsiied. because It often huppens that
they are the only ones In any state of
satisfaction concerning themselves. .;'
Being lazy looks easy, but a lazy man
(will assure you that It takes all of bis
time to keep the condition at Its best
T. ' -.".
. You can't make the- fellow who has
to support the idler believe In the law
f compensation.
Tragedy In Dry Tdwn.
"Yes. sir. the fish, was so big it
pulled him In the river."
"And he was drowned?'
"No. but be might's well have been,
fer he lost his grip on his gallon Jug
and it floated down stream, and be
lives In a dry county!"-Atlanta Con
stitution.. That Strange Feeling,
lie didn't know he was In love.
' ;" We really must confess
He thought the feeling
Upon him stealing
Was merely biliousness.
-Kansas City Journal
Wanted Latest Ailment. . x-
"Well. here I am." announced the
fashionable physician In his breezy
way. "And now what do you think
la the matter with you?"
"Doctor. 1 hardly know." murmured
the fashionable patient. "What is
new?" Louisville Courier-Journal. -
Still There.
"T suppose." began the Inquiring
pummer visitor eii"u:.incr!r "Unit tii
wealth In this part of New Hampshire
is tn the sour
ine native regarded the
blade of his scythe reflectively,
"I reckon It is." he mildly assented.
"I don't know anybody hereabouts
that ever got any out of it.' Youth's
Companion.
shining
, Hie Preference. i
The skimpy novel 1 abhor, ' V '
Kor 1 am thrifty
And want a lot of reading for
My dollar fifty.
Louisville Courier-Journal.
And when that bulky book you've got.
With careful spending,
The tale will have, as like a not
A tragic ending.
Chicago Tribune.
Soothing.
"But those extremely violent women
lunatics how do you manage to keep
them bo quiet?"
"That's an Idea of the new superin
tendent's." "Yes?"
"Yes. lie had the straltjacketa made
up In the peekaboo style." Puck.
. A Wise Precaution.
The day before she was to be mar
ried the old negro servant came to ber
mistress and Intruded her savings in
ber keeping. "Why should i keep It?
1 thought you were going to get mar
ried," said her mistress.
"So I Is. missus, but do you s'pose
I'd keep nil dis money in the bouse
wld that strange nigger?" Success
Magazine.
Another. ' '
With the conventional obeisances.
She cannot sprint, she cannot spurt
The woman with the hobble skirt
' A style concocted In a rage
By one who pled the fashion page,
A style that surely should be canned.
That spoils the fairest In the land;
A style that hath nor grace nor use.
Looks like the mischief and the deuce,
At crimes like that who'd be Inert
O woman with the hobble skirt?
-New fork Mall.
THIS SPACE TAKEN BY
M. :& M. CO.
' "' Womanlike.
Lot's wife looked back, but why "should
he '
Have suffered as she did? Alas,
She probably looked back to see
If Lot had turned off ail the gas!
i . Chicago Record-Herald.
J
, The Right Size.
Customer My wife told me to stop
la and buy ber a bathing suit. What
are your prices and sizes?
Dealer We have a "very nice, one
here thut I'm sure she will like. A;
fifty dollar bill will Just cover It.
Customer-That Is Just about the
size she wants. How much is It?
Judge.
Gomplete equipment for resetting ' and repairing
rubber buggy tires. . '
LA GRANDE IRON WORKS
. . D. FilZGERALD, Proprietor
Compete Machine Shops and Foundry
Amending the Game Lavve. '
A wild stab of sound made the help
leas airwaves shudder. ,
"Great tons, what's thatn cried the
man across the way.
"That." replied his wife, "is our
neighbor. Miss Screech, singing at the
pen window."
The man scowled darkly. ' y'
"There should be no open season for
i . . . . .
wuiuowH id me scrcocn ramiiy.' he
grimly declared. Cleveland Plain Deal
, er. '
The True Vision.
Peace, modest lady, 'tis loo much
That tn and out of seawon ' '
, you put my loving to the touch ,
And test of Icy reason.
Why urge that much t see Is due
To "auto necromancy:"
Thut only part of you is you.
The reet my foolish fancyT
Peace, gentle lady, Why protest '
That love hath dulled my vision? ,
Can you believe that vision best
That boasta a cold precision?
Oh. rather bless my inter eye, '
Whatever flaws tt cun t see.
That knows your sweet reality,
let holds you still my fancy! "
Catholic Standard and Times.
She Was So Particular.
Ella was seen one day before the
mirror on a chair scrutinizing her face
!u iu. V .' - tzzz z'.z etc re
marked: ', "1 don't see how God could have giv
en me such a nose when he knows how
particular 1 am.'-Harper's Weekly.
Reading Them.
Though the world may have a lover,
How we snort
When they paw his letters over
in a court! '
Pittsburg Post.
With or Without7
"It's bard for a man to get along
without a woman."
"There's only one thing harder."
"What?" .
"To get along with one." Cleveland
Leader. .
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AY
Tin
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HOME
10106!
' ; Hyphenated..! . , ' ,' t
When a woman answers "N-noi" "
.'" It la quite easy to guess
The little hyphen is to show
Her answer should be "Yes."
Chicago News.
Notice to Girls.
"IIow the girls love to sit out on the
veranda."'
"They should take turns. No one
will invite the whole bunch to have
Ice cream." Buffalo Express.
Now is the time to Save Money by Buying th Boys' Clothes at Cost
c.
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PEMIMiflTOM
11 JL N il l N Ji 1 l N
T nAA n 1. 1.1 -- , ,...'
.uauu wuicu is iocatea in me center or Liuirelhurst, is to be im
proved at once, and when the proposed improvements have befc madU
will be the most magnificent p, i,:'c park in rortland. These Improve
ments include the creation of. .extensive botanical gaidcn, an enlarf e-'
ment of the present natural lake now there, and weenie ('.'.veways anl
walks. '. "..
Residence property fronting on or convenient to a public park is al
ways In demand and brings high valu es. The boulevards of Laurelhurst
have been made to conform to the proposed driveways of the park. As soon
as the improvements In Ladd Park are completed, then prices in Laurel
hurst lots-will advance another notch or two.
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The Add
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i' Character.:'.:
BECAUSE
BECAUSE
Laurelliurfct is a good place to Invest money In.
The titles are perfect. A warranty deed with full covenants a
The prices ure low, This Is nearly always the case in placing
people interested. The value of all the property Increases
value, because they help to make it
BECAUSE The population of Portland is growing at the rate of 30,000
for the past 21 months show that 51 per cent of the permits
day 73 per cent of the people in Portland live 6n the East side,
' . Does this mean-anything?
It means wonderful advances in east Bide prices In general,
about one-half of the real values.
BECAUSE It surrounds the new city park that Is to be improved at one
to all .adjacent property.
The lots now selling at an average price, of 11150 each will be
We are offering Special Inducements to those who commence
BECAUSE
BECAUSE
rid a certified abstract of title will be given to each purchaser. ,
a new addition on the market. Jhe prices are made very low to get
as new nomes are built, and those who buy early share in the increased
a year, and all of these people must have homes;, The building statistics
granted for residences have been Issued for home on the East side. To
ond 27 per cent on the West side. l'y- t? ...
and Laurelhurst Jn particular, because Laurelhurst prices are now Just
e, and made one of the great scenic attractions of Portland, adding value
worth double that amount In one year,
building this year.
; OFFICERS AND DIRECTORS
Chaa. K. Henry, president Chas. K. Henry Co., Portland; owner Henry BIi.
Frank F. Head, president Seaboard 8ec Co., Seattle.
Paul C. Murphy, director Bankers Trust Co., Tacoma; V. P. Laurelhurst'
Co., Seattle v
' B, Linthlcum. secretary Williams, T7ood A Linthlcum. Portland.
James B. Melkle, former secretary Seattle Chamber of Commerce.
Edw. Cooking-ham, vice-president and manager Ladd TUton Ban),
-, L. A. Lewis, manager Allen Lewis, wholesale grocers, Portland.
H. R, Burke, of the Royal Insurance Co,
Chas. K. Williams, manager Morris Bros., bonds.
Henry Fries, of Wakefield, Fries ft Co., real estate. .
Robert H. Strong, manager of Corbett Estate, "
George J. Dekum, of Chas. K. Henry Co., real estate.
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