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LA GRANDE EVENING OBSERVER
TUESDAY, JULY 2G, 1910.
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ThelGeorge Palmer
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Deadening Felt, Building Paper.
We are prepared to furnish and deiiver'material,
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Queen of the Northwest Resorts
Near the Mouth of the Columbia River, on theWash-
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The place to spend Your
Summer Vacation
Twenty-five Miles of Magnificent Beach. Level,
compact and smooth. " t '...
Many thriving and tidy communities, delightful ho
tel, cottage, tent and camp life. All the comforts
of home and the healthful, invigorating recreation
of the seaside surf bathing, fishing, clam digging
beach bonfires, riding, racing, hunting, strolls and.
drives through picturesque wooded headlands. ':,
Reduced Rates from all parts of Oregon and Wash.
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Oregon Railroad and Navigation Co
Season tlate ; From Portland Round Trip, $4.00 '
Three Day Saturday to Monday Rate, $3.00
Purchase tickets and make resets ationa at City Ticket Office, 3rd and
Washington Streets, Portland, or ln'qulre of any O. R.
x & N- agent elsewb ere for Information
Wtf. McMPBRAY, General Tassen ger Ay.nt, Portland, Oregon
A Fa Is Alarm.
About this single blessedness
I've heard an awful iorv
Believe nie.lt Is something
That doesn't touch the spot
Tin not the swellest pastime
That ever came across, '
For where Is" the enjoyment
Without some one to oossT
The fellow frail and single '
Is free to come and go. '
There is not in his lodgings'
A mark for him to toe,
No one to call him "Honey,"
No one to call him down
When he is acting- foolish
And taking; pit the clown. ,
The girl who scorns a husband
May somehow get along.
But who is there for scapegoat 1
When everything goes wrong?
Bhe cannot ask a neighbor,
"Bay, Is my hat on straight?"
At whom can she look daggers
When dinner has to wait?
The matrimonial mixup ', ,
May cost a pretty price.'
They get who take the venture ,
' Their money's worth In Bplee.
The blessedness Is plenty, '
As round the circle spins
In fact, to those quite favored
They often come as twins.
. ; wi. ,
"Mr. Hlchman seems to be a very
silent man."
"Yes, he does."
"I wonder if he ever talks." v
"No." , ; ."'
"Why notr
"He has a retinue of high priced law
yera to do that for him." ;
With Apologies.
fin wandered to the village, Tom; I've
Hunted for the tree
Csm the village playground that shel-
tered you and me.
It wasn't anywhere in sight They toM
1 me. with a gulp.
Tbr out It down a year ago and sold ttu
wood for pulp.
, Chicago Tribune.
; The Right Way. : ,
"What do you think of thnt aviator
couple's making their wedding trip in
an aeroplane?" v'
"Very appropriate."
... "How?"
"Aren't lover always in the cloeda?"
Baltimore American.
A Fine Figure. ,' .
Once there lived s young lady In Ljraa
Who was so excessively thin
That when she essayed
To sip lemonade ,
Bhe slipped through the straw and felt In.
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THE VVORJDER WORKER
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THROAT I ECQO'Sli
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PnEUHlTS PilEUuOniA
I had the most debilitating cough a mortal was ever afflicted with, and my friends expected that
when I left my bed it would surely be for my grave. Our doctor pronounced my case incurable,
but thanks be to God, four bottles of Dr. King's New Discovery cured me so completely that I am
all sound and well. MRS. EVA UNCAPHER, Grovertown, Ind.
Vice 50c and Sf.GO ABSQ 1 ELY GUAR AHTEEPl Trial Bottle Frea
How the Candidate Lost Out. "
"They told me." said the I'.iilvHic
candidate, 'ilinl spliitii)' rails fn -litK'ill
ttlict'O Wiis ii'tiil fXrri'lse. I
whirled in wi'li a "ill. i'ut there's a
votes. I plowed two ilayn for one
man and plowed so svell that.lt Klve
me a big. reputation (u the settlement,
and I'm blest If a committee of farm
ers didn't wait on me nud advise me
to git out o' polities rind stick to the
soli, as ft was their unanimous verdict
that I'd be more of a success at guidlu'
the destiny ot a Georgia mule than I
would at sortin' needs as a congress-manT-Atlanta
Constitution.
' Win or Lcso.
Wlien 'lirs't. i couVtsd Violet
My frleiuls ail tnotlRiii it smart
To say: "V!i. ioo at that I'll bet.
Poor Juck nn tost hln hpurt!'.
1 wooed her, and 1 won hr hand,
'Now, ain't It sad? I'oor (fld. poor lad!
Poor Jack has lost tils nad!"
;''. - Cleveland leader.
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We've Got to Fish.
This is the best time or the year :
For tish to bite.
An' tellers they are waltln' near
for Huh to bite. .
They've left the oilice, shop an' store,
Don't care tor buu'ness any more,
Jest waltln' on or off the shore
For fish to bite.
They is a feelln' in our bones
We've got to flsht-'
This ain't put in uncertain tones
We've got to fish!
The world may take ua for a slob, -But
even if we lose our Job
We've got to Jest git out an" bob
We've got to flan! . .
JJoston Herald.
' So Like a Family. .
"Dear," said Mrs. Newcotoo to her
husband od the evening of their first
day at Louesomehurat. "Mrs. Gabbitt
that's' the lady uext dwr-called upon
me today, and she tells uie nil the peo
ple here are like one big family." '
"Ah, yes." replied her husband "al
ways knocking each other." Catholic
Standard aod Times.
The First Fisherman, -Beside
a vast and prlmul sea
A solitary savage he
Who gathered tor his tribe's rude need
The dally dole ot raw si-aweed.
And spoKe the truth or not at all. "
Along the awful shore he ran .
A simple pre-l'elasKtan,
A thing primeval. undelld.
gtraighttorwurd s a little child. -
Until one morn he made a grab -And
caught a mesovtolc crao.
Then told the tribe at close of day
A bigger one had got away!
' From him have sprung 1 own a bias
To ways the cult ot rod and tly has)
All fishermen ana Ananias!, , -.
.'.-.(" Snak'i 6ite.
The story is told of a certain town in
the west which had gone dry that a
stranger applied at the hotel for a
drink of whisky, lie was told that It
could not be sold to any one unless
bitten by a rattlesnake.' Upon inquir
ing whether there were any rattle
snakes in town he was given the name
of a man who had one. "But," said
his Informant, "there's no use in your
going there, for that snake's engaged
for two weeks ahead." Sunday School
Times. ; .,'.'. '' . .-
Hence These Tears.
Beefsteak and onions through the land
Held favor, there's no doubt, ' "
But now we eat the onion and
We cut the beefsteak out.
Washington Star.'
, . A 8ubdued Menu.
! Crushed oats. . ,
Beaten biscuit. : Mashed potatoes. '
Whipped cream.
.: 1 ' . , . ruck.
, A Pair of Bills.
Shakespeare was progressive quite,
And gentle Will.
' It working now, would maybe' write
For vaudeville.
Louisville Courier-Journal,
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Thrills followed thrills as speeding automobiles shot around the
course of the Ingleside Race Course, on April 24th, In the second and
final day events of the successful meet promoted by the members of
Islam Temple of the Mystic Shrine.
Thehonors of the day were divided between Barney Oldfield, with
nis 200 horsepower Benz machine, and C. O. King, with his Maxwell
30 horsepower stock car. Oldfield lowered his previous record of one
mile to 61 5-6, which Is a new coast record for the circular track.
With the exception of this performance, Oldfield had to take second
place In tho list of racing honors, as the world's champion met defeat
in both the five and fifteen mile handicap events, and In both races
King and his Maxwell were the victors. In fact, King proved the -surprise
of the meet, driving all ot his races with much Judgment and
taking the turns with his car as close to the fence as did Oldfield. In
the five mile handicap, Oldfield drove his Knox racer to the utmost,
but the handicap was too strong and he could not get the lead away
from King. Not only in the handicap events did King and his Max
, well prove stars of the first order, but In one of the first events of the
day, the five mile race for cars costing from 11200 to $1600, which was
one of the bestmatcnes of the meet.
The time for the five mile handicap was as follows: ' Maxwell,
King, 4.40.30; Oakland, Nelson, 4.48.25; Chalmers, West, 4.49.30; Auto
Car , finished fourth, and the Knox car, Barney Oldfield driving, fifth. ,
In the event number eight, ten miles free-for-all handicap, King
and his Maxwell again were the winners, the Maxwell's time being
K 19.30. ' '
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