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About The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 31, 1913)
L AGAIN, -TO WHAT BASE USES" Hare I Itory Thai Will Shock Admlr- ere of Two Reoognliad Msn of Genius. The ladles at a watering place In Bohemia recently organized a dress making aahtbltlon. A' certain prin coaa agreed to opon It. At tbo lait moment aoma ona notlcad that tha moat Important modala, two very tor gaoua leoe blouses, wsre not display d to proper advantage Tha caretaker waa aallad and Inatructed to beg. bur row or ataal two dreeamaker's dura- mlaa and to drape (be blouses upon them before tha princess arrived After tha opening ceremony It was ootloed that tha aihlblta were esclt tng a groat deal mora attention than tha committee bad counted on and tha prtncesa Instated on seeing the two objects which wara tha center of attraction. Her surprise was very groat wban aha caught alght of two llfaalsa busts of Schiller and (loetbe. both decked out In laca blouses. The caretaker, not being able to se cure dummies, bad borrowed tha fig urea of tha poets from tha reading room, and aa they wera somewhat flat chested bad carefully stuffed them with duetera tn fill nut the blouses Had Croee Ball Blue, all blue, hml hlu n value m IM vlwM wurkl. Mlii the lautulraaa aiaila. MusH Like Human Life. A tree does not' die of old age. It accumulates Infirmities with tba ysara and baa many diseases. It may starve or dta of thirst; caterpillars may aat I la foliage, scale bugs suck Its Julcea beetlea tunnal under tha bark, scab, nut, molds, rot, blight, may prey upon It. Tba wind Is also an enemy Peeling tha bark of tha birch does not kill It Tba lumbering season Is over when tbo aap begtna to stream up ward, aa wood cut "In tha sap" la lls ble to decay. A sugar maple In threo weeka yields of Its Ufa's blood to tba eitent of IS gallons (70 drua ling ovary minute), which bolls down to a little leaa than Ova pounds of sugar. Tba trees ara not Injured If properly treated, nor exhausted by being bored too much or at the wrong time. Velvet from tha Arses. la tba middle sgee Venice and Oonoa teamed the art of velvet mak- Ing from tba Arabs. Toward tha year 1S1 Lyon Inherited tba buslnaaa. Europe, notably France, followed tba lead of tha courtiers of Frsncea I., Louis XIV. and La Pompadour. Tba courts of tba world wore silk, satla and velvet stir Ith gold and silver embroidery. Velvet waa need by tha rich for hangings and for furniture cover. In Lyon, In 1800, 10.000 looms wara weavlne velvet Harper's Wwk fitted for the Part. Whan a new member of tho Irish house of commons made his flrat a peach. Sir William Osborne asked who ha waa, and. being told, ho re plied: -Well. I think ha will do. If tho opposition have enlisted him (hey are perfectly In tho right, for bo seems to have tha finest faca for griev ance of any man I aver beheld." Na tlooal Monthly. neeslng. In tha aaatarn countries certain con sequences are aald to result from sneeilng: To aneete on Monday has tens anger; Tuesday, ktae a stranger; W'adnaaday, go a Journey; Thursday, meat a friend; Friday, give a gift. New Light en a Tarpelchoresn Event "What," aaksd tba casual student of tha higher literature, "did tha poet refer to whan ha wrote: "On with tha dance; let Joy bo unrefined?" "Oh, I don't know." replied tha lowbrow, "un less ba waa describing ona of thoea turkey trot affalra." What's In a Namef "Eve. tba eldc-t. waa caned Erre on purpose that aha might real human, and not compelled to wear a balo, Ilk tha people called Marie." Eve, . hi Maarten Maartene. 75 YEARS OF PUBLIC APPROVAL FOR CONSTIPATION net all forme of ' DIGESTIVE DISORDERS "DIDNT HURT A BIT" is what they all aajr of our rainless Methods of Kitrartlnf Teeth. Out-of-towa sea pie aan have their plate and reidee work nnlehed In aae day If eeeaaeeiT. An eaeolute guar antee, backed by M yaare la Portland. aa . a wut, raaaan ae S Wise Dental Co. orricc riouMi A. M. te P. M. Seeder to I Pkeeew A 2029 Mela 3020. relllag Bldf., Third end WaeMnftea, forties oaTtJj ajy-asvJaav ON SKATES. I ion't care fur an aeroplane, I leave them all batilnd. I don't cara for en aulu car Ju.it oaake II asalee tor mine. III. there's Hill llrnwn: I'll run hltt soma; Thlnka ha ran akata. tlut, ear, I've got him boat a halt a mile Just any kind of day. It'a on to erhool, than bark at aln Tnu're eore to be on time If rou have sot a pair or akatee Keen edged akatee, llka mine. UNIQUE TOY FOR SMALL BOY Old Man's Leg Swinge and Dandles Youth Upon Foot Wslght Kssps Up Motion for Long Time. What small boy has not ridden "A cork horse to Hanbury Croea." or wherever tha town was? A Missouri man has devised a toy which portrays this operation In an amusing fash Ion. Tha figure of an old man, prob ably meant for grandfather, la seated on a rhalr. One leg Is crossed over (ba other and swings on a pivot. A balancing weight Is secured to the upper end of the moving leg, and this weight moves with the hollow body of tha man and keeps tha leg swing. Ing for a long time. The figure of a small boy Is seated astride the old man s foot, and hanging Inside his body Is a weight which rounterbal- An Amusing Toy. ancea that on his grandfather's leg and prolongs tha motion. Still aa other weight bangs from tha old man s bead and makes him nod back and forth aa ba dandlea bis grandaon up and down. RIDDLES. Why la education llka a tailor Ilecause it forma our hablta. Why ara tha leas of an 111 brad fl low Ilka an organ grlnderT Hecauae thay carry a monkev about tba streets. why la a blacksmith llka a safe steed? Herause one la a horseahoer and tha other la a sure horse. Why is a pawnbroker llka a drunk ard? lecausa ha takes the Dledtje but can. not alwaya keep It. Wbr ara photographers tha moat uncivil of all tradesmen? Ilecause when we make annllratlnn for our photographs they begin with a negative. Why are glovea unsalable articles? Ilecause tbey are made to bo kept on hand. Why do sheep resemble fsst young men? Hecauae they gamble (gambol) In their youth, are alwaya on the turf, are very frequently blacklegs, and are universally fleeced. What part of a locomotive requlrea the moat attention? The "tender" part. For Emergencies. In aoma of the college aettlementa there are penny savings banks for chil dren. One Saturday a email boy arrived with an Important air and withdrew two centa from hla account. Monday morning he promptly returned the money. "So you didn't spend your two cents?" observed the worker In charge. 'Oh, no," he replied, "but a fellow Just likes to have a little cash on hand over Sunday." Harper'a Magaitna. Beyond Her. Aa a slight diversion the teacher suggested that each child In tho class draw a picture from which she could guess what the child wanted to be when grown. All sorts of artlclea were Illustrated; books for bookkeep ers, hata for milliners, etc. One llt tlo girl, however, hud a blank sheet. "Why, Doris, don't you want to bo anything when you are grown?" "Yesmim," said Doris. "I want to ba married, hut I don't know bow to draw It." I,ondon Opinion. How to Incrssso Lung Power. Men and women enn Increase their lung power chest expansion It la called technically by five minutes' exercise morning and night Stand nn atralaht nn tha halla nf tha feat r - - " r, - - - aww head thrown back, and Inhalo deeply. nrst innauna in iow- pan us luaa-s and than the upper. Thea aa-"-i i. t.ttlna tha cheat alnk Aral mat thea the lunge- r "te IS tlsneo . .nlnif and you'll inaai --roer oo colds a.d oatarrho.; JOE TINKER Newly 8lgned Managsr of tho Clncln natl Rsds. There will be no deal for Mauser, shortstop of the St. Louis Cardinals. Catcher Iiruinmond of the Vernon club waa bought by the lioston Hraves. Jake Htahl's trouble la ba baa to carry 200 pounds on a pair of long legs. Tba Ilaltlmore International league team will train at Fayettevllle. N. C, next spring. Otto MIIl.fr. the first string catcher of the Ilrooklyn lJodgers, may be aent to Nashville next season. Peter Kelly has not msde any final arrangements to go to the St. Louis Nationals aa secretary of the club. Moxle Manuel, tho ex Southern league pitcher, recently was married to Miss Msmle Shaw of Danville, 111. One baseball expert In Washington aaya if the Senators land Devlin they will play Kddle Foster at second baae. I'at Flaherty, formerly a Southern league pluyer. baa landed a Job as manager of the Lawrence (Mass.) team. The Louisville Colonels have paased up the Cubs ss a aource of playing ma terial and will try to book up with IMttsburgh. Christy Mathewson is working as earnestly at bla insurance bualnesa this winter as bo does at baseball In the summer. HORSE RACING "Top" Geers has put 27 trotters In the 2:10 list, adding S during tbo clos ing season. Ralph Wick. 2:13. one of the vet eran trotters of the country, is being trained for the Canadian Ice circuit. Young Sweet Marie, by Ulngen? Sweet Marie, is at Islington, where she will be given her lessons by Roy Miller. A Sydney, Australia, dealer recent ly shipped twenty-five well bred geld ings to the International Race club at Shanghai. Evelyn W. Is giving Lady Maud C. a hard pace for the honor of breaking the greatest number of records held by pacing marea. Elkwood park, near Long Branch, ia mentioned aa the place New Tork horsemen will hold a grand circuit race meet next year. Amy, 1:17. that Cox waa forced to win a beat with at tba Michigan state fair, will figure In the Cleveland matinees next seaaon. Racing stands so well at Hartford that a new grand circuit stand and other Improvements are to bo made to the old Charter Oak park. Pretoria He., 2:12, haa dona moat of her racing on the two-lap ovals, but will stick to the big rings next season, aa Lon McDonald now haa her In his collection at Indianapolis. SKATING At a meeting of the executive board of the Western Skating associa tion at 174 West Washington atreet last night the following officials were announced for the seaxon of 1913: Racing board Carl CarUon. chair man; William A. Hacked. Harry Hal verson. Roy K. Davis, lister Johnson, Hugh linker. William C. Faehae. II. IL Erlant. M. W. Leedy, Dr. -M. J. LaU mer, Peter Hacker and 8. Huseby. Registration and membership Julian T. Fitzgerald, chairman. The remain ing members of this last committee to be chosen at the next meeting of the executive committee, which will also choose fifteen governors of state bodies, twenty standing committees and outside boards. It waa announc ed that hockey would be revived thla winter, and that a schedule would shortly be Issued for the many cluba that have sent In requests. PUGILISM I,ew Glowney of Detroit outpointed Hilly Hughes of Canada in an eight round bout at Flint sck Ilrttton of Chicago easily out pointed Frankie Nelson of Hoboken In a ten-round bout in New York. Hrlt ton punished Nelson In every round after the fourth. Al Kublak of Philadelphia was awarded the derision over Carl Mor ris of Oklahoma at the end of their ten-round bout at Atlanta, Ga. Kubl ak landed two blows to Morris' one. but none of them seemed to serious ly Inconvenience the Oklahoman. WRESTLING Zbysxko, Polish wrestler, who re cently arrived In thla country from Europe, la booked for several bouts In the principal cities In tho United States and Canada, but aaya ho will cancel any or all encasements tf Frank Ootnh will sneet him fur tho ehaaaploBsaiv or the world iianI laaalie will OSM Aarll It for a l-eaae eehealiiJo. BASEBALL LIVE ESSENTIAL FOR DRAFT HORSE Important That Animal Should Walk Four Miles an Hour With Load and Without Tiring. A drift horse does most of bis hard work at tbo walking gait. It la there fore Important that he ahould be able to walk faat without tiring. He should bo able to walk four miles an hour with a load. If his fast are deformed In any way, whether It be by disease or hereditary, be cannot do his best work. Tho soles of the feet ahould turn up and ahow the ahoea plainly aa the bores moves away from tha observer. Fset of Draft Horses. No. 1. Hoof showing prominent "frog," unmutllstsd "bsra," strong wslls and cupped aole. No. 2. Distortion of hoof cauaad by scute founder. The feet should be lifted quickly and venly, and be set down squarely and firmly. The hoofs should ba ample In alze, sound, smooth and symmetrical In hape. The hoof Is a continuation of the skin of the porta above. Tho color of the skin decides the color of tho hoof. Color counts for little, how ever, If the hoofs are of poor shape and texture. The horn ahould be slightly cupped, not flat or bulging; the frog large, elastic, healthy and without a deep cleft; the bars promt nent Poor fore feet are one of the commonest and most serious faults In draft horses. PURE BREDS VERSUS SCRUBS Mongrel Is Excellent Hustler, but Will Not and Cannot Make Monsy for Its Owner. Tha pure-bred animal la not one that will make good on poor feed and care. The scrub will beat the pure bred every time when It comes to "rustling" its own way. Hut the scrub will not and cannot make money for Its owner.- And right hero Is where the pure bred excels Itself. He haa the capacity which the scrub has not. Give the pure-bred an! mal good feed and care, and ho will make money, and do it quickly. At least throe crops of pure-bred beef animals can be turned out ready for market to every two crops of scrubs Dr grades. Grades make money for tbelr own era sometimes, but the amount and the quickness with which results are obtained are In direct proportion to the Infusion of pure blood, which makea tho grades and bettor than scrubs. ROOT CUTTER IS ESSENTIAL Implement Shown In Illustration Found Satisfactory In Preparing Food for Live Stock. Having several tona of carrots and beets to fed to stock, I found It quite t job to cut them with a knife, so I made a root cutter . as Illustrated, which has given much satisfaction. I made a box, with three aldea, of inch Home-Mide Root Cutter. boards, three feet long. The bottom board, a, ia eight Inches wide and the tide boards, b. which rest on It, are four Inchea wide. The top boards, o, ix Inches wide, are fastened at an angle to the side boards, writes Anton Mlcklsh of Union county. Ore., In tho Farm and Home. Three legs, d, are fastened to the box. Tho knife, o. Is fastened with a screw, f, to tho mid dle of the side board and a triangular piece of board, g. Is fastened oven with end of one aida board ao that tha knlfo can be ralaod high when cutting largo beets. Cob Charcoal, One of the cheapeat and boat rel ishes for hogs of all ages and aisea la cob and bone charcoal. Soma dry day rake together all the coba, no mat ter how dirty. Dig a shallow pit, atart a fire with some sharlngs, and grad ually bury it with cobs without smoth ering It Tut In the old bones that have been hying around. Let the pile smolder until all the coba are charred through, but above all things, don't let the cobs burn so as to crumble. Throw on a bushel of oats the last thing, and when charred pour on water. Salt down and acatter to cool. Thla Is a relish that will make a little pig hit hla daddy. Conservative Hog Raising. The farmer who haa a nice bunch of hogs is one that rldea In automobiles and haa a city bank account When I tho Brieo hoe eeah aoaro farmer orar tea- eaemtrr aatia ta acaoai taeir hna-e. aa e7 tha time Iker mmy I aa piaoat xnm mari m.r, , , a ,lii du, to tnm inartxw ,uni.',. , rw wfwm mil in, ijaaat mamw w I mMt peooaao im omi,s POULTRY AND GAME Caa st roa fancy prtcaa for Wild Docks aad etaer oaasa la eaaaoa. Write as tat caah affar an all kinds at puiltrr. park, eta. Pearson-Page Co., Portland Ship is your VEAL, PORK, POULTRY, HIDES .ralUprrir an! f'HHK ftr It FT t' UN MAIL, lagra, if . 0"i. Irtm Wwtll ..rf for Vfie) yMf urn roMtatswsst In i j mt it mmk h tiif sptai Itiringr ft.ua ry .if saulw T'l Hum tr etttf er nnim- Xai I rf Jffymai 1'sn ft linn I'trttllrw I ur lli Innfr rirner I' ,- tll tour l)igU i ( aiewut our lil-airaJ oflt-r hJ-1 la P. It. SCHMAl.Z CO. ed lltOU. 141 m ftae Su KsTUSS. OIL SHIP YOUR VEAL HCCS. 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HUNTERS! TRAPPERS! rai direct with manufac furrr. W pay tha bifrhvat lrvcM fjr Faw Fura. VtnU (or tnm pricm llat and ah ppirtff taaja. N. INGJUt CO., RJRRIUtS msmsa. ronuxD.ott BANDMEN::e HOLTON and BL'ESCIIER band Inatrumvnta. Tha momt cnanplata atock of MuaicaJ Mrchandiaa ia tha NortbwaaC Wnta fur CataJca-uca. Sr.lBERLlNti-Ll'CAS Ml SIC CO. U4 Bacaad Btraat. Partlaad. Oraroa LIME FERTILIZER Also Land PlaaW. Lima. Crment. Wall Flee ter and Shins-ira. Wnta fur pneea. NOTTINGHAM & CO. 101 Fraat Btraat. PORTLAND. OR. RAW FURS WANTED IJaVw kJ J 1 Lt I 5a; a grsaraw -ur atari g r kw t U'U t' g hi, n i rrpTC t rn 'iN aw taaaaaVaW We fiat a T' ANVFAatRLW. aUKRS m MoYTMah UrM il Id fmm Hall fta FarMOra. Na More Bats for Him. Mrs. Oreenwald, who la aa enthu siastic attendant at all the camp meet ings and revivals that happen In her neighborhood, bad been speaking to a friend of a certain popular evangelist whom she greatly admired. "Hla eloquence Is perfectly wonder full" said she, "and when you con sider what ba sprang from " "Ho la a reformed tough, lent ha?" broke In tha friend. "Tea, yea." esgerly. "Ha used to bo a baaeball atar." rlalnt of Old Ago. Washington Irving didn't enjoy old age more than the other fellow. Ho alghod one day: "What a pity It la that when wo have grown old wo cant turn around and grow young again, and die of cutting our tooth 1" Intellectual Clerk. Visitors seeing the sights la Pitta burg entsrod the conservatory pro sentod to the city by Mr. Pblppo. They came to a beautiful status which waa admired Immensely. It wss of trans lucent marble. The clerk who waa showing them around, pointed out tha excellences of the statue, told tho name of the sculptor and ehowed It from every point of view. One aaked: "Alabaster, isn't It?" "No." he aald, "Venus" Remarkable Coincidence! The thrifty Oerman proprietor of a circulating library charged for wear and tear. One volume came back to bis scri'.lny. "See here," he exclaim ed, "there Is a bole on page 19 of my beautiful book. And ses here." ho went on. turulnr, over the leaf, "there's another on pago 30 " San Francisco Argonaut. Drowned In buttermllr Thomas llrr. a milkman, waa drowned In 1.000 gallons of butter milk when his wsgon dropped into a depression In the road and was over turned. Tho tank burst and the de pression filled to the brink and Mr. Her. who was caught beneath the wreckage, waa oevared entirely with tho buttermilk. OUT Of TOWN PEOPLE mi c gee wo tfca Try Hrei mora tf jrm kava Nm Aortorltic with thiannaanrt that ona amd ha not oMainHi Mr martrnt rvltof. It tMa urttat natar b-lr maa? aiaatt jonr anil prtttrn' Burns rwnirv1y whis) lion I inu-x. eiir aittl (. Hla praaarriptlon era i-nnitmtirn(f.s troni HtH-a. IlYrl. Hmli anj rt-iraa f hut tint rxen ajat hvr4 frvm arv qnar tvrot tit iflnt.t 1 hf ),-rM of i liwe Uidir-tnfa art not an iwn ( thv ont"i.ls anrM. t-nt havt hra hanVrtl dowi, from latausr to aim in llw paajalciaaa' laiuutoa in Ciiiua- coxnrtTATm runt Tf vri lit r of town nrt'l t-aartot rail, wrlta for ami toiti Uatik ant cirv tlr. vut-Uwiiiat 4 caata la at-, THE C. GEE WO CHINESE MEDICINE CO. 1G2 rim St., Cor. Morrison Portland. Oiesefl. P. N. U. No a-'ii. W'HFV writlae tm " tloa thla mmmmr. a I a aa. g-a. .. m s, I a aa. . i tr a-a rw OawaiaS ataW I ' ' a va y rm. auoactt suteT I 7 w ?LaZa0 HOW THE POLKA ORIGINATED Bohemian Bsrvsnt Dsnead About tho Kitchen to Lighten Hsr Work, and Composer Notlesd. Tbo origin of tho polka baa Just boon discovered. It Is said on good authority that tha dance originated in one of the little villages of liohemla. where a servant, tiring of her work in tho kitchen, thought to make It lighter by dancing around the kitchen and alngtng at the same time. Tbo mis tress of tbo house overheard her and called her into the parlor, where she was asked to dance tha peculiar step over again. A musician by tha name of Neruda waa present and ho some time later wrote music for tho step The name polka comes from tbo Csech language, meaning half atep. In 1839 tba polka waa Introduced Into Vienna and It made a great sue : cess. The writers of tbo popular mu- sic of tba day adapted It Immediately ! to their work. Tbo polka waa danced i on the stsge In Parts for the first time at tha Odron In 1840. and from tha stags It passed to tha drawing room. Ri Crr. Rail Blu will ah doahla aa many cloth aa any other blue. lxVt put your UMuumf , Into any otiiar. Oon't You Rt smbsrf The love of reminiscence la deep rooted In ua. We do not need to have length of years in order to possess It. All we need to have ia a consciousness of tha past aa past. Soma years ago a little friend of mine, then four yoara old, attained a new phrase, "Don't yon remember?' I aay "attained." because It waa evident that aba bad not only enlarged her field of expresalon by a new word, but that aha had enlarged bor field of experience by a now sensa tion the aensatlon of reminiscence. For tho phrase, "Don't yon remem ber?" always usbered In a story out of her small past, some event of tho preceding winter or summer, some glimpse of history In which sbo bad been actor witness. It waa alwaya ut tered with shining ayes and a flush of delight, which deepened If I waa abls to catch her reminiscence and recog nize and enjoy it with her. Tot tho things remembered were very simple a drive, a walk, a kitten, a child wa tering his garden or falling down. Tha plaaauro came, clearly, net from tho original Quality. of the experience, but ' from tho very act of remembering. She waa tasting the pure pleasure of remi niscence. Watching her, I fell to won dertng what waa tha precloua quality of thla pleasure whose flavor she was beginning to taste. Atlantic Monthly. Mother wfll find Mrs. W!nslows Sontnine Syrup tf a bast remedr to use tut their nh I kl sea 9 uxwg 'le teething pa nod. Change In the Postmen. This small boy, three and one-half years old, was accustomed to moot tho postman and get tho letters for tho family. He and tha postman were friends and tha postman always had a smile and pleasant word for him. But one morning when tbo poet man came around ho neither smiled at tha boy nor aald a word to him; bo Just handed tha letters ovor tho gate to him and passed on, which waa a groat surprise to tho boy. Tho fact was that thla waa another postman, taking that morning tha place of tho regular man on thla route, but tho small boy waan't quite old enough to realise It Thla new pootmaa wore the same uniform, carried tho same bag. was Just llka tho other man la every way, except aa to hla face. But certainly that waa different, aa the small boy could see, and ao whoa he carried In tba letters this morning he annotutoed to tho family: "Our poetman has rnr a new head." Learning Two Things. native of Germany, resident la this city, haa learned enough of tha American language to make his mean ing plain, though grammatically some of hla sentences are odd. But ho la willing to learn and enjoys hla twlat lng of the words aa much aa hla hear ers when his slips are explained to him. He bas a friend with whom ho often dines. The other evening the man from the fatherland surprised his host by asking for a helping of a dlah which his host knew he d!d not used to care for. "Why. Herr Blank." ex claimed the host. "I did not know you could eat that." "I used to couldn't, but I am learning to can," aald the guest Indianapolis News. PILES Ct'RED IV TO 14 DATS Toordrumriat will refund mmjr if PAZO OTNT- tni laila to euro an? raaa of Iiehma-. Blind, Bla ailing or Protrudins Filaa in to 14 day a. sue. Patently urecn. Old Hand (to new ticket seller at state fair) "Ever been on tho wick et before In a crush?' New Hand "Nope. Old Hand "Thought not" New Hand "Why not?" Old Hand "Ton give change first, and tickets afterward." New Hand "What Is tha difference?" Old Hand "Hundreds of dollars, my boy. No one ever passes In and forgets his tickets." Judge. Necessity Is tho Mother. "The boss thought be waa doing: a bright thing when he had tho pockets in our Jacketa starched tight" aald tho old time bartender. "All I did was to buy a couple of union suits and paaa tho change down tho back of my nark." Killed Despite Handicap. Napoleon s wara were fought with flintlocks; but ho waa a pretty suc cessful killer, despite the handicap.- Chicago News. North Pacific College of r-,n r s a-w - - - - - V -' f 1 r-.u. . Aa! Osiist, PC wo wl 1 I Zl Z ,-a "Up Against If" You are certainly "up in.U" when your meal, cause you dutres,, tuch at u.oating, Heartburn, Sour- nre, ncaaacne, gjtai Nausea but m aa aa m "Tl - will aooa im prove your conrlitlnn ia It strengthens the entire di gestive system and safe, guards you against attack of Colds, Grippe or Ma laria. Try a bottle and ba convinced. t . Honeymoons. Aa Englishman and his wife have recently had a honeymoon, tha second since their man-lags. Thay loft tho bablea at homo and want to tha place where they went on tho day thay wore married and stayed aa long aa thay could stand 1L Thay didn't llka It at all. They didn't see how they'd man aged on their previous honeymoon without tho children! In short, tho times had changed and honeymooning waan't to their way of thinking any longer. Honeymoons do read wail. Wo bear about people going on thorn and wo think we'd rather llka to go along. Or go again. But If wo did really, I think going again would be almost aa bad as going alongl I guess tha English couple sited It np correctly. There's no "Backward, turn backward, oh I time. In thy flight!" No chance of a second hon eymoon. Unless ws get a second hus band or a svnd wife ONLY ON'E "BBOMO QUININE" That la LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE. Look j ft thesis-nature of E.W.CkOVE. Coras a Coal Inuneinur. curaa one two Pare. bc Curious Geographical Change. A member of the Canadian govern ment Alaskan boundary Una survey party mentlona the curious fact that within five years. Canada will have a new port opening through American territory Into the Pacific. ocean. This Is made possible by an Immense gla- across our narrow strip of Alaska, a Glacier bay. Into Canadian territory It Is receding at tha rata of mors than a mile a year and soon there will not be a glacier, but Instead a well protected harbor extending back Into Canadian territory, tba only har bor In Canadian territory within hun dreds of r"'' Whe... - , . . ... o falk. 8ome children are very late In talk Ing. particularly If they are not en couraged. They make signs or point to the object of their desires, and find it eaaler than learning to talk. Thla la pure Indolence on their part and Incidentally on tho part of the moth er. Adenolda are a frequent cause of delayed talking. If a child does not talk at two or two and a half year of age, deafness or mental deficiency ahould at least ba considered aa a possible cane harkwardnaaa. Two Forma of Euganlca. ' Eugenics take two forma positive aad negatlvo. Tho negative would pre vent tho bad marriage and tho posi tive promote tho good, but tho first la eaaler than tha second. Wo do not know yet what qualltiea can be trans mitted, nor how they mix. It la boat to trust to the people themselves and get the new idea Instilled; then they will love In tho right direction. U not at first sight Boyhood's Wish. Little Louis, four ysara old, had been sitting on the sofa all morning, when hla mother said: "You have been a very good boy all morning. If there is anything you wish I will give it to you. Louis." "I would like to be a bad boy this afternoon," he re plied. AUTOMOBILE BARGAIN niGHORAPa FIFTY-HORSE-POWER TOURING CAR. in first class condition, thoroughly over hauled, newly-painted, up-to-date straight-line body with extra tires carried in rear, center control. j all levers inside, equipped with ; top, side curtains and top cover, ; folding; rain-vision wind shield, speedometer, clock, electric dash light, large gas headlights with I large-size Presto tank, combine- ! tion oil and electric side and tail ; lights, demountable rims with two extra nma, two extra tires, four extra tubes, set of tools in cluding jack. This car ia suit able for stage, livery or private use. Cost one year ago, 13150.00. Will sell for $1500.00 cash; no trades. Address, P. O. BOX 1171, Portland, Oregon Dentistry and Pharmacy The North Pacific College was estab lished in 1898. It haa departments of Dentistry and Tharmary. No school In America haa better facilities for the train ing of young men and women for success ful professional careers. The annual ses sion begins October First An illustrated catalog of information will be forwarded upon application to Register, North ?z& Ccpr Cast Sttft asal ft i , ' e s V?T 1 CI J iS mm aU-l laeaS 2 If 'k 1 at toe a packace. Wtlfa aaOnnOK lui COMPANY, nlnff-Z- .1
