L
AGAIN, -TO WHAT BASE USES"
Hare I Itory Thai Will Shock Admlr-
ere of Two Reoognliad Msn
of Genius.
The ladles at a watering place In
Bohemia recently organized a dress
making aahtbltlon. A' certain prin
coaa agreed to opon It. At tbo lait
moment aoma ona notlcad that tha
moat Important modala, two very tor
gaoua leoe blouses, wsre not display d
to proper advantage Tha caretaker
waa aallad and Inatructed to beg. bur
row or ataal two dreeamaker's dura-
mlaa and to drape (be blouses upon
them before tha princess arrived
After tha opening ceremony It was
ootloed that tha aihlblta were esclt
tng a groat deal mora attention than
tha committee bad counted on and
tha prtncesa Instated on seeing the
two objects which wara tha center of
attraction. Her surprise was very
groat wban aha caught alght of two
llfaalsa busts of Schiller and (loetbe.
both decked out In laca blouses.
The caretaker, not being able to se
cure dummies, bad borrowed tha fig
urea of tha poets from tha reading
room, and aa they wera somewhat
flat chested bad carefully stuffed them
with duetera tn fill nut the blouses
Had Croee Ball Blue, all blue, hml hlu n value
m IM vlwM wurkl. Mlii the lautulraaa aiaila.
MusH Like Human Life.
A tree does not' die of old age. It
accumulates Infirmities with tba ysara
and baa many diseases. It may starve
or dta of thirst; caterpillars may aat
I la foliage, scale bugs suck Its Julcea
beetlea tunnal under tha bark, scab,
nut, molds, rot, blight, may prey
upon It. Tba wind Is also an enemy
Peeling tha bark of tha birch does not
kill It Tba lumbering season Is over
when tbo aap begtna to stream up
ward, aa wood cut "In tha sap" la lls
ble to decay. A sugar maple In threo
weeka yields of Its Ufa's blood to tba
eitent of IS gallons (70 drua ling
ovary minute), which bolls down to a
little leaa than Ova pounds of sugar.
Tba trees ara not Injured If properly
treated, nor exhausted by being bored
too much or at the wrong time.
Velvet from tha Arses.
la tba middle sgee Venice and
Oonoa teamed the art of velvet mak-
Ing from tba Arabs. Toward tha year
1S1 Lyon Inherited tba buslnaaa.
Europe, notably France, followed tba
lead of tha courtiers of Frsncea I.,
Louis XIV. and La Pompadour. Tba
courts of tba world wore silk, satla
and velvet stir Ith gold and silver
embroidery. Velvet waa need by tha
rich for hangings and for furniture
cover. In Lyon, In 1800, 10.000 looms
wara weavlne velvet Harper's Wwk
fitted for the Part.
Whan a new member of tho Irish
house of commons made his flrat
a peach. Sir William Osborne asked
who ha waa, and. being told, ho re
plied: -Well. I think ha will do. If
tho opposition have enlisted him (hey
are perfectly In tho right, for bo seems
to have tha finest faca for griev
ance of any man I aver beheld." Na
tlooal Monthly.
neeslng.
In tha aaatarn countries certain con
sequences are aald to result from
sneeilng: To aneete on Monday has
tens anger; Tuesday, ktae a stranger;
W'adnaaday, go a Journey; Thursday,
meat a friend; Friday, give a gift.
New Light en a Tarpelchoresn Event
"What," aaksd tba casual student
of tha higher literature, "did tha poet
refer to whan ha wrote: "On with tha
dance; let Joy bo unrefined?" "Oh, I
don't know." replied tha lowbrow, "un
less ba waa describing ona of thoea
turkey trot affalra."
What's In a Namef
"Eve. tba eldc-t. waa caned Erre
on purpose that aha might real human,
and not compelled to wear a balo, Ilk
tha people called Marie." Eve, . hi
Maarten Maartene.
75 YEARS
OF PUBLIC APPROVAL
FOR CONSTIPATION
net all forme of '
DIGESTIVE DISORDERS
"DIDNT HURT A BIT"
is what they all aajr
of our
rainless
Methods of
Kitrartlnf
Teeth.
Out-of-towa sea
pie aan have their
plate and reidee
work nnlehed In aae
day If eeeaaeeiT.
An eaeolute guar
antee, backed by M
yaare la Portland.
aa . a wut, raaaan ae S
Wise Dental Co.
orricc riouMi
A. M. te P. M. Seeder to I
Pkeeew A 2029 Mela 3020.
relllag Bldf., Third end WaeMnftea, forties
oaTtJj
ajy-asvJaav
ON SKATES.
I ion't care fur an aeroplane,
I leave them all batilnd.
I don't cara for en aulu car
Ju.it oaake II asalee tor mine.
III. there's Hill llrnwn: I'll run hltt
soma;
Thlnka ha ran akata. tlut, ear,
I've got him boat a halt a mile
Just any kind of day.
It'a on to erhool, than bark at aln
Tnu're eore to be on time
If rou have sot a pair or akatee
Keen edged akatee, llka mine.
UNIQUE TOY FOR SMALL BOY
Old Man's Leg Swinge and Dandles
Youth Upon Foot Wslght Kssps
Up Motion for Long Time.
What small boy has not ridden "A
cork horse to Hanbury Croea." or
wherever tha town was? A Missouri
man has devised a toy which portrays
this operation In an amusing fash
Ion. Tha figure of an old man, prob
ably meant for grandfather, la seated
on a rhalr. One leg Is crossed over
(ba other and swings on a pivot. A
balancing weight Is secured to the
upper end of the moving leg, and this
weight moves with the hollow body
of tha man and keeps tha leg swing.
Ing for a long time. The figure of a
small boy Is seated astride the old
man s foot, and hanging Inside his
body Is a weight which rounterbal-
An Amusing Toy.
ancea that on his grandfather's leg
and prolongs tha motion. Still aa
other weight bangs from tha old man s
bead and makes him nod back and
forth aa ba dandlea bis grandaon up
and down.
RIDDLES.
Why la education llka a tailor
Ilecause it forma our hablta.
Why ara tha leas of an 111 brad fl
low Ilka an organ grlnderT
Hecauae thay carry a monkev about
tba streets.
why la a blacksmith llka a safe
steed?
Herause one la a horseahoer and tha
other la a sure horse.
Why is a pawnbroker llka a drunk
ard?
lecausa ha takes the Dledtje but can.
not alwaya keep It.
Wbr ara photographers tha moat
uncivil of all tradesmen?
Ilecause when we make annllratlnn
for our photographs they begin with
a negative.
Why are glovea unsalable articles?
Ilecause tbey are made to bo kept
on hand.
Why do sheep resemble fsst young
men?
Hecauae they gamble (gambol) In
their youth, are alwaya on the turf, are
very frequently blacklegs, and are
universally fleeced.
What part of a locomotive requlrea
the moat attention?
The "tender" part.
For Emergencies.
In aoma of the college aettlementa
there are penny savings banks for chil
dren. One Saturday a email boy arrived
with an Important air and withdrew
two centa from hla account. Monday
morning he promptly returned the
money.
"So you didn't spend your two
cents?" observed the worker In
charge.
'Oh, no," he replied, "but a fellow
Just likes to have a little cash on hand
over Sunday." Harper'a Magaitna.
Beyond Her.
Aa a slight diversion the teacher
suggested that each child In tho class
draw a picture from which she could
guess what the child wanted to be
when grown. All sorts of artlclea
were Illustrated; books for bookkeep
ers, hata for milliners, etc. One llt
tlo girl, however, hud a blank sheet.
"Why, Doris, don't you want to bo
anything when you are grown?"
"Yesmim," said Doris. "I want to
ba married, hut I don't know bow to
draw It." I,ondon Opinion.
How to Incrssso Lung Power.
Men and women enn Increase their
lung power chest expansion It la
called technically by five minutes'
exercise morning and night Stand
nn atralaht nn tha halla nf tha feat
r - - " r, - - - aww
head thrown back, and Inhalo deeply.
nrst innauna in iow- pan us
luaa-s and than the upper. Thea aa-"-i
i. t.ttlna tha cheat alnk Aral
mat thea the lunge- r "te IS tlsneo
. .nlnif and you'll inaai
--roer oo colds a.d oatarrho.;
JOE TINKER
Newly 8lgned Managsr of tho Clncln
natl Rsds.
There will be no deal for Mauser,
shortstop of the St. Louis Cardinals.
Catcher Iiruinmond of the Vernon
club waa bought by the lioston Hraves.
Jake Htahl's trouble la ba baa to
carry 200 pounds on a pair of long
legs.
Tba Ilaltlmore International league
team will train at Fayettevllle. N. C,
next spring.
Otto MIIl.fr. the first string catcher
of the Ilrooklyn lJodgers, may be aent
to Nashville next season.
Peter Kelly has not msde any final
arrangements to go to the St. Louis
Nationals aa secretary of the club.
Moxle Manuel, tho ex Southern
league pitcher, recently was married
to Miss Msmle Shaw of Danville, 111.
One baseball expert In Washington
aaya if the Senators land Devlin they
will play Kddle Foster at second baae.
I'at Flaherty, formerly a Southern
league pluyer. baa landed a Job as
manager of the Lawrence (Mass.)
team.
The Louisville Colonels have paased
up the Cubs ss a aource of playing ma
terial and will try to book up with
IMttsburgh.
Christy Mathewson is working as
earnestly at bla insurance bualnesa
this winter as bo does at baseball In
the summer.
HORSE RACING
"Top" Geers has put 27 trotters In
the 2:10 list, adding S during tbo clos
ing season.
Ralph Wick. 2:13. one of the vet
eran trotters of the country, is being
trained for the Canadian Ice circuit.
Young Sweet Marie, by Ulngen?
Sweet Marie, is at Islington, where
she will be given her lessons by Roy
Miller.
A Sydney, Australia, dealer recent
ly shipped twenty-five well bred geld
ings to the International Race club
at Shanghai.
Evelyn W. Is giving Lady Maud C. a
hard pace for the honor of breaking
the greatest number of records held
by pacing marea.
Elkwood park, near Long Branch, ia
mentioned aa the place New Tork
horsemen will hold a grand circuit
race meet next year.
Amy, 1:17. that Cox waa forced
to win a beat with at tba Michigan
state fair, will figure In the Cleveland
matinees next seaaon.
Racing stands so well at Hartford
that a new grand circuit stand and
other Improvements are to bo made
to the old Charter Oak park.
Pretoria He., 2:12, haa dona moat
of her racing on the two-lap ovals,
but will stick to the big rings next
season, aa Lon McDonald now haa her
In his collection at Indianapolis.
SKATING
At a meeting of the executive
board of the Western Skating associa
tion at 174 West Washington atreet
last night the following officials were
announced for the seaxon of 1913:
Racing board Carl CarUon. chair
man; William A. Hacked. Harry Hal
verson. Roy K. Davis, lister Johnson,
Hugh linker. William C. Faehae. II. IL
Erlant. M. W. Leedy, Dr. -M. J. LaU
mer, Peter Hacker and 8. Huseby.
Registration and membership Julian
T. Fitzgerald, chairman. The remain
ing members of this last committee
to be chosen at the next meeting of
the executive committee, which will
also choose fifteen governors of state
bodies, twenty standing committees
and outside boards. It waa announc
ed that hockey would be revived thla
winter, and that a schedule would
shortly be Issued for the many cluba
that have sent In requests.
PUGILISM
I,ew Glowney of Detroit outpointed
Hilly Hughes of Canada in an eight
round bout at Flint
sck Ilrttton of Chicago easily out
pointed Frankie Nelson of Hoboken
In a ten-round bout in New York. Hrlt
ton punished Nelson In every round
after the fourth.
Al Kublak of Philadelphia was
awarded the derision over Carl Mor
ris of Oklahoma at the end of their
ten-round bout at Atlanta, Ga. Kubl
ak landed two blows to Morris' one.
but none of them seemed to serious
ly Inconvenience the Oklahoman.
WRESTLING
Zbysxko, Polish wrestler, who re
cently arrived In thla country from
Europe, la booked for several bouts In
the principal cities In tho United
States and Canada, but aaya ho will
cancel any or all encasements tf
Frank Ootnh will sneet him fur tho
ehaaaploBsaiv or the world
iianI laaalie will OSM
Aarll It for a l-eaae eehealiiJo.
BASEBALL
LIVE
ESSENTIAL FOR DRAFT HORSE
Important That Animal Should Walk
Four Miles an Hour With Load
and Without Tiring.
A drift horse does most of bis hard
work at tbo walking gait. It la there
fore Important that he ahould be able
to walk faat without tiring. He should
bo able to walk four miles an hour
with a load. If his fast are deformed
In any way, whether It be by disease
or hereditary, be cannot do his best
work.
Tho soles of the feet ahould turn
up and ahow the ahoea plainly aa the
bores moves away from tha observer.
Fset of Draft Horses.
No. 1. Hoof showing prominent
"frog," unmutllstsd "bsra," strong
wslls and cupped aole.
No. 2. Distortion of hoof cauaad by
scute founder.
The feet should be lifted quickly and
venly, and be set down squarely and
firmly.
The hoofs should ba ample In alze,
sound, smooth and symmetrical In
hape. The hoof Is a continuation of
the skin of the porta above. Tho
color of the skin decides the color of
tho hoof. Color counts for little, how
ever, If the hoofs are of poor shape
and texture. The horn ahould be
slightly cupped, not flat or bulging;
the frog large, elastic, healthy and
without a deep cleft; the bars promt
nent Poor fore feet are one of the
commonest and most serious faults
In draft horses.
PURE BREDS VERSUS SCRUBS
Mongrel Is Excellent Hustler, but Will
Not and Cannot Make Monsy
for Its Owner.
Tha pure-bred animal la not one
that will make good on poor feed and
care. The scrub will beat the pure
bred every time when It comes to
"rustling" its own way. Hut the scrub
will not and cannot make money for
Its owner.- And right hero Is where
the pure bred excels Itself.
He haa the capacity which the
scrub has not. Give the pure-bred an!
mal good feed and care, and ho will
make money, and do it quickly. At
least throe crops of pure-bred beef
animals can be turned out ready for
market to every two crops of scrubs
Dr grades.
Grades make money for tbelr own
era sometimes, but the amount and
the quickness with which results are
obtained are In direct proportion to
the Infusion of pure blood, which
makea tho grades and bettor than
scrubs.
ROOT CUTTER IS ESSENTIAL
Implement Shown In Illustration
Found Satisfactory In Preparing
Food for Live Stock.
Having several tona of carrots and
beets to fed to stock, I found It quite
t job to cut them with a knife, so I
made a root cutter . as Illustrated,
which has given much satisfaction. I
made a box, with three aldea, of inch
Home-Mide Root Cutter.
boards, three feet long. The bottom
board, a, ia eight Inches wide and the
tide boards, b. which rest on It, are
four Inchea wide. The top boards, o,
ix Inches wide, are fastened at an
angle to the side boards, writes Anton
Mlcklsh of Union county. Ore., In tho
Farm and Home. Three legs, d, are
fastened to the box. Tho knife, o. Is
fastened with a screw, f, to tho mid
dle of the side board and a triangular
piece of board, g. Is fastened oven
with end of one aida board ao that
tha knlfo can be ralaod high when
cutting largo beets.
Cob Charcoal,
One of the cheapeat and boat rel
ishes for hogs of all ages and aisea
la cob and bone charcoal. Soma dry
day rake together all the coba, no mat
ter how dirty. Dig a shallow pit, atart
a fire with some sharlngs, and grad
ually bury it with cobs without smoth
ering It Tut In the old bones that
have been hying around. Let the pile
smolder until all the coba are charred
through, but above all things, don't let
the cobs burn so as to crumble. Throw
on a bushel of oats the last thing, and
when charred pour on water. Salt
down and acatter to cool. Thla Is a
relish that will make a little pig hit
hla daddy.
Conservative Hog Raising.
The farmer who haa a nice bunch of
hogs is one that rldea In automobiles
and haa a city bank account When I
tho Brieo hoe eeah aoaro farmer
orar tea- eaemtrr aatia ta acaoai taeir
hna-e. aa e7 tha time Iker mmy I
aa piaoat xnm mari m.r, , ,
a ,lii du, to tnm inartxw ,uni.',. ,
rw wfwm mil in, ijaaat mamw w I
mMt peooaao im omi,s
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Caa st roa fancy prtcaa for Wild Docks
aad etaer oaasa la eaaaoa. Write as tat
caah affar an all kinds at puiltrr. park, eta.
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ANVFAatRLW. aUKRS
m MoYTMah UrM il
Id fmm Hall fta FarMOra.
Na More Bats for Him.
Mrs. Oreenwald, who la aa enthu
siastic attendant at all the camp meet
ings and revivals that happen In her
neighborhood, bad been speaking to
a friend of a certain popular evangelist
whom she greatly admired.
"Hla eloquence Is perfectly wonder
full" said she, "and when you con
sider what ba sprang from "
"Ho la a reformed tough, lent ha?"
broke In tha friend.
"Tea, yea." esgerly. "Ha used to
bo a baaeball atar."
rlalnt of Old Ago.
Washington Irving didn't enjoy old
age more than the other fellow. Ho
alghod one day: "What a pity It la
that when wo have grown old wo
cant turn around and grow young
again, and die of cutting our tooth 1"
Intellectual Clerk.
Visitors seeing the sights la Pitta
burg entsrod the conservatory pro
sentod to the city by Mr. Pblppo. They
came to a beautiful status which waa
admired Immensely. It wss of trans
lucent marble. The clerk who waa
showing them around, pointed out tha
excellences of the statue, told tho
name of the sculptor and ehowed It
from every point of view. One aaked:
"Alabaster, isn't It?" "No." he aald,
"Venus"
Remarkable Coincidence!
The thrifty Oerman proprietor of a
circulating library charged for wear
and tear. One volume came back to
bis scri'.lny. "See here," he exclaim
ed, "there Is a bole on page 19 of my
beautiful book. And ses here." ho
went on. turulnr, over the leaf, "there's
another on pago 30 " San Francisco
Argonaut.
Drowned In buttermllr
Thomas llrr. a milkman, waa
drowned In 1.000 gallons of butter
milk when his wsgon dropped into a
depression In the road and was over
turned. Tho tank burst and the de
pression filled to the brink and Mr.
Her. who was caught beneath the
wreckage, waa oevared entirely with
tho buttermilk.
OUT Of TOWN
PEOPLE
mi c gee wo
tfca
Try Hrei mora tf jrm kava Nm Aortorltic with
thiannaanrt that ona amd ha not oMainHi Mr
martrnt rvltof. It tMa urttat natar b-lr maa?
aiaatt jonr anil prtttrn' Burns rwnirv1y whis)
lion I inu-x. eiir aittl (. Hla praaarriptlon
era i-nnitmtirn(f.s troni HtH-a. IlYrl. Hmli anj
rt-iraa f hut tint rxen ajat hvr4 frvm arv qnar
tvrot tit iflnt.t 1 hf ),-rM of i liwe Uidir-tnfa
art not an iwn ( thv ont"i.ls anrM. t-nt havt hra
hanVrtl dowi, from latausr to aim in llw paajalciaaa'
laiuutoa in Ciiiua-
coxnrtTATm runt
Tf vri lit r of town nrt'l t-aartot rail, wrlta for
ami toiti Uatik ant cirv tlr. vut-Uwiiiat 4 caata la
at-,
THE C. GEE WO CHINESE MEDICINE CO.
1G2 rim St., Cor. Morrison
Portland. Oiesefl.
P. N. U.
No a-'ii.
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OawaiaS ataW I
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HOW THE POLKA ORIGINATED
Bohemian Bsrvsnt Dsnead About tho
Kitchen to Lighten Hsr Work,
and Composer Notlesd.
Tbo origin of tho polka baa Just
boon discovered. It Is said on good
authority that tha dance originated in
one of the little villages of liohemla.
where a servant, tiring of her work in
tho kitchen, thought to make It lighter
by dancing around the kitchen and
alngtng at the same time. Tbo mis
tress of tbo house overheard her and
called her into the parlor, where she
was asked to dance tha peculiar step
over again. A musician by tha name
of Neruda waa present and ho some
time later wrote music for tho step
The name polka comes from tbo Csech
language, meaning half atep.
In 1839 tba polka waa Introduced
Into Vienna and It made a great sue :
cess. The writers of tbo popular mu-
sic of tba day adapted It Immediately !
to their work. Tbo polka waa danced i
on the stsge In Parts for the first time
at tha Odron In 1840. and from tha
stags It passed to tha drawing room.
Ri Crr. Rail Blu will ah doahla aa many
cloth aa any other blue. lxVt put your UMuumf ,
Into any otiiar.
Oon't You Rt smbsrf
The love of reminiscence la deep
rooted In ua. We do not need to have
length of years in order to possess It.
All we need to have ia a consciousness
of tha past aa past. Soma years ago
a little friend of mine, then four yoara
old, attained a new phrase, "Don't yon
remember?' I aay "attained." because
It waa evident that aba bad not only
enlarged her field of expresalon by a
new word, but that aha had enlarged
bor field of experience by a now sensa
tion the aensatlon of reminiscence.
For tho phrase, "Don't yon remem
ber?" always usbered In a story out
of her small past, some event of tho
preceding winter or summer, some
glimpse of history In which sbo bad
been actor witness. It waa alwaya ut
tered with shining ayes and a flush of
delight, which deepened If I waa abls
to catch her reminiscence and recog
nize and enjoy it with her. Tot tho
things remembered were very simple
a drive, a walk, a kitten, a child wa
tering his garden or falling down. Tha
plaaauro came, clearly, net from tho
original Quality. of the experience, but
' from tho very act of remembering. She
waa tasting the pure pleasure of remi
niscence. Watching her, I fell to won
dertng what waa tha precloua quality
of thla pleasure whose flavor she was
beginning to taste. Atlantic Monthly.
Mother wfll find Mrs. W!nslows Sontnine
Syrup tf a bast remedr to use tut their nh I kl sea
9 uxwg 'le teething pa nod.
Change In the Postmen.
This small boy, three and one-half
years old, was accustomed to moot
tho postman and get tho letters for
tho family. He and tha postman were
friends and tha postman always had a
smile and pleasant word for him.
But one morning when tbo poet
man came around ho neither smiled
at tha boy nor aald a word to him;
bo Just handed tha letters ovor tho
gate to him and passed on, which waa
a groat surprise to tho boy. Tho fact
was that thla waa another postman,
taking that morning tha place of tho
regular man on thla route, but tho
small boy waan't quite old enough to
realise It Thla new pootmaa wore
the same uniform, carried tho same
bag. was Just llka tho other man la
every way, except aa to hla face. But
certainly that waa different, aa the
small boy could see, and ao whoa he
carried In tba letters this morning he
annotutoed to tho family:
"Our poetman has rnr a new head."
Learning Two Things.
native of Germany, resident la
this city, haa learned enough of tha
American language to make his mean
ing plain, though grammatically some
of hla sentences are odd. But ho la
willing to learn and enjoys hla twlat
lng of the words aa much aa hla hear
ers when his slips are explained to
him. He bas a friend with whom ho
often dines. The other evening the
man from the fatherland surprised his
host by asking for a helping of a dlah
which his host knew he d!d not used
to care for. "Why. Herr Blank." ex
claimed the host. "I did not know you
could eat that." "I used to couldn't,
but I am learning to can," aald the
guest Indianapolis News.
PILES Ct'RED IV TO 14 DATS
Toordrumriat will refund mmjr if PAZO OTNT-
tni laila to euro an? raaa of Iiehma-. Blind,
Bla ailing or Protrudins Filaa in to 14 day a. sue.
Patently urecn.
Old Hand (to new ticket seller at
state fair) "Ever been on tho wick
et before In a crush?' New Hand
"Nope. Old Hand "Thought not"
New Hand "Why not?" Old Hand
"Ton give change first, and tickets
afterward." New Hand "What Is tha
difference?" Old Hand "Hundreds of
dollars, my boy. No one ever passes
In and forgets his tickets." Judge.
Necessity Is tho Mother.
"The boss thought be waa doing: a
bright thing when he had tho pockets
in our Jacketa starched tight" aald
tho old time bartender. "All I did was
to buy a couple of union suits and
paaa tho change down tho back of my
nark."
Killed Despite Handicap.
Napoleon s wara were fought with
flintlocks; but ho waa a pretty suc
cessful killer, despite the handicap.-
Chicago News.
North Pacific College of
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"Up Against If"
You are certainly "up
in.U" when your meal,
cause you dutres,, tuch at
u.oating, Heartburn, Sour-
nre, ncaaacne, gjtai
Nausea but
m aa aa m "Tl -
will aooa im
prove your conrlitlnn
ia
It strengthens the entire di
gestive system and safe,
guards you against attack
of Colds, Grippe or Ma
laria. Try a bottle and ba
convinced. t .
Honeymoons.
Aa Englishman and his wife have
recently had a honeymoon, tha second
since their man-lags. Thay loft tho
bablea at homo and want to tha place
where they went on tho day thay wore
married and stayed aa long aa thay
could stand 1L Thay didn't llka It at
all. They didn't see how they'd man
aged on their previous honeymoon
without tho children! In short, tho
times had changed and honeymooning
waan't to their way of thinking any
longer. Honeymoons do read wail.
Wo bear about people going on thorn
and wo think we'd rather llka to go
along. Or go again. But If wo did
really, I think going again would be
almost aa bad as going alongl I
guess tha English couple sited It np
correctly. There's no "Backward,
turn backward, oh I time. In thy
flight!" No chance of a second hon
eymoon. Unless ws get a second hus
band or a svnd wife
ONLY ON'E "BBOMO QUININE"
That la LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE. Look
j ft thesis-nature of E.W.CkOVE. Coras a Coal
Inuneinur. curaa one two Pare. bc
Curious Geographical Change.
A member of the Canadian govern
ment Alaskan boundary Una survey
party mentlona the curious fact that
within five years. Canada will have a
new port opening through American
territory Into the Pacific. ocean. This
Is made possible by an Immense gla-
across our narrow strip of Alaska, a
Glacier bay. Into Canadian territory
It Is receding at tha rata of mors
than a mile a year and soon there
will not be a glacier, but Instead a
well protected harbor extending back
Into Canadian territory, tba only har
bor In Canadian territory within hun
dreds of r"''
Whe... - , . . ... o falk.
8ome children are very late In talk
Ing. particularly If they are not en
couraged. They make signs or point
to the object of their desires, and find
it eaaler than learning to talk. Thla
la pure Indolence on their part and
Incidentally on tho part of the moth
er. Adenolda are a frequent cause of
delayed talking. If a child does not
talk at two or two and a half year
of age, deafness or mental deficiency
ahould at least ba considered aa a
possible cane harkwardnaaa.
Two Forma of Euganlca. '
Eugenics take two forma positive
aad negatlvo. Tho negative would pre
vent tho bad marriage and tho posi
tive promote tho good, but tho first la
eaaler than tha second. Wo do not
know yet what qualltiea can be trans
mitted, nor how they mix. It la boat
to trust to the people themselves and
get the new idea Instilled; then they
will love In tho right direction. U not
at first sight
Boyhood's Wish.
Little Louis, four ysara old, had
been sitting on the sofa all morning,
when hla mother said: "You have
been a very good boy all morning. If
there is anything you wish I will give
it to you. Louis." "I would like to
be a bad boy this afternoon," he re
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carried in rear, center control.
j all levers inside, equipped with
; top, side curtains and top cover,
; folding; rain-vision wind shield,
speedometer, clock, electric dash
light, large gas headlights with
I large-size Presto tank, combine-
! tion oil and electric side and tail
; lights, demountable rims with
two extra nma, two extra tires,
four extra tubes, set of tools in
cluding jack. This car ia suit
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Will sell for $1500.00 cash; no
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Dentistry and Pharmacy
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Dentistry and Tharmary. No school In
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