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About The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 2, 1907)
I ill hi -I- ; i, 1 i) r SI Is Pc-W-na Useful for Catarrh? fclwlda list of the ingredients of Pa haa b aubmittei to any medical ex Mrt, of whatever school or nationality, he would b obliged to admit without roaomtlut oochoao of thon wu of un toubtod valne in ehronio catarrhal die Midi end had itood the tost of many nan1 experience in tho treatment ol anon diseases. THEM CAV BB KO DISPUTE ABOUT THIS WHAT- SYEE. renmaUoompoedofthmott SeSoiandtudvoruh remodie for catarrh, Swringradiont of Parana has a reputation , of its own UUSCtireeiMmepaaseuicaiuru. Peruna bring to th horn tn UUJa mn wnvsrr vnnw fi w mm a T. 1 SCHOOLS Of KEDICI5X in tho treat ment of catarrhal diseases; bring to tho homo tho scientific skill and kaowl odgoof tho modern pharmacist; and last butiwtleast, bring to the hometheTast and varied experience of Dr. Hartman, bthouoofeatarrhremodiea,andintho treatment of catarrhal diseases. Tho bet is, ehronio catarrh is a die aso which ia Try prevalent. Xany thousand people know they hay ehronio catarrh. They have Tiaitod doctor over and oyer again, and been told that their case is on of ehronio catarrh. It may bo of tho nose, throat, tonga, stomach or some other internal organ. There is no doubt as to tho na ture of tho disease. Tho only trouble b tho remedy. This doctor has tried to euro them. That doctor has tried to prescribe for them. BUT TEST AIL TAILED TO B&IXa AIT RELIEF. . Sr. Eartman'o idea ia that a catarrh remedy can be made on a large scale, as he is making it; that it can be made honestly, of the purest drags and 01 tho strictest uniformity. His idea it that this remedy can be supplied direct ly to the people and no more be charged for it than ia necessary for the handling of it So other household remedy to uni renally advertised carries upon the label the principal active eonsutuenta showing that Peruna in rite tho fall Inspection of tho critics. Bee Parch. "Did he propose to her on bis knees?" "No. but she accepted Mm en them.' Houston Post Still Cattlaar. Th stranger returned to th Tillage after a Jong absence. "And what ha become of the Tillage cut-up?" asked the stranger. "Oh, he Is grown up now," drswled the old postmaster. - "And Is be still a cut-up?" "Oh. yes. He la one of these here appendicitis doctors?" Chicago News. AU rot Him. JIgley Tour fiancee seems to hat a ' will of her own. Markley Tes; snd sometimes I half regret that I'm not the sol beneficiary. Philadelphia Press. Xoaia. "One-half the world," remarked the man with the quotation habit, "doesn't knew bow the other half Uves."- "And It may also be stated without puncturing the truth," rejoined the wise guy, "that three-fourths of it doesn't know bow It Urea Itself." Geo rellow. "George, dear," said young Mrs. Mar ryat "I got a recipe for a fruit cake to-day that will keep for a year." ' "Oh." replied the husband, "you ought to keep It longer than that" "What? Keep fruit cake longer " "No, the recipe. Mislay It some where." Philadelphia Press. He Stars. the traveler's It i Butt. first visit to "I've always wasted to see this city," be said. "It interests me ia many ways. I think I know nearly a score of actors tkst came from here." "Tes. sir," commented the resident knocker. "I reckon they went from her because they wanted to get oat of th durned town." Chicago Tribune. Uaaerastlaaatee Hla rwn. "Tea, I wss out In all that storm. My tain coat was soaked, and " "But you can't soak a rain coat too know." "I can't, bey? Here's the check for It" BAB BLOOD THE SOURCE QFJSXJt. DISEASE Every part of the body la dependent on the Mood for nourishment and strength. When this life stream ia flowing- through the system in a atate of purity and richness we are assured of perfect and uninterrupted health; lecause pure blood ia nature's safe-guard against disease. When, however, the body is fed on weak, impure or polluted blood, the system is deprived of its strength, disease germs collect, and the trouble is manifested in various Ways. Pustular eruptions. timtles. rashes and the, different alrln ffMtinna show that the blood is in a feverish and diseased condition as a result of too much acid or the presence of some Irritating humor. Sores and Ulcers are me result oi moruia, nnneaithy matter In the blood, and Rheumatism, Ca tarrh, Scrofula, Contagions Blood Poison, etc., are all deep-seated Wood uiwnuciB mai wm conunue to grow worse as long as the poison remains. These impurities and Poisons find their nv into the hlnnA n varinna van Often a sluggish, inactive condition of vcnuc u poaiiy waste, leaves we reiuse ana waste matters to sour and form uric and other acids, which are taken up by the blood and distributed throughout the circulation. Comin s la contact with contagious disease ia another cause for the poisoning of the blood ; we also breathe the germs and microbes of Malaria into our lungs, and when these get into the blood in Sufficient quantity it becomes a carrier of disease instead of health. Some are so umortunate as to Inherit bad blood, perhaps the dregs of some old constitutional disease of ancestors is handed down to them and they are constantly annoyed and troubled with it Bad blood is the source of all dis ease, and until this vital fluid is cleansed and purified the body is sure to suffer in some way. For blood troubles of any character S. S. S. is the best remedy ever discovered. It goes down into the circulation and removes any snd all poisons, supplies the healthful properties it needs, and completely PURELY VEGETABLE Dd Ulccrt. Skin Diseases, Contagious Blood Poison, etc, and does not leave the slightest trace of the trouble for future outbreaks. - The whole volume of blood is renewed and cleansed after a course of S. S. S. It is also nature's greatest tonic, made entirely of roots, herbs and barks, and is absolutely harmless to any part of the system. S. 8. 8. is for sale at all first class fkvg stores. Book oa the blood nd any medical advice free to all who write. ntfetak ( AvK An actor without fund managed la dim way to get a aoond-clss ticket on a llo of stmr running between Beattl and "an rrsnclaetv Tbe voy I bttween torn two point Consumed tb barter part of thr day aud la flew of Mm fact that hit finance war at low ebb h solved th Question In Uii way t Tb first day out he slept all day to keep from eating, and remained up all night to keep from aleeptnt. The i ond day be took physical culture exer clsea. On th third day be could not strain any longer and went .T.T: T.::.ZZ.V " M mInd.g , fktm of t wM ,a th u,. , g,n rrandtco. After , nnl,hing bit meal he aald to the wait r: "How much do I owe your "Nothing," replied th waiter, "your meal were Included In your ticket rJI la, Saaall Thtaca.' There la a certain Congresmaa who, whatever authority be may hold In th council of state, la of comparatively minor Important In his own household, Indeed, It baa been uuklndly Intimated that bl wife la "tbe whole thing In their establishment BepresentatlT and Mrs. Blank bad been to Baltimore one afternoon. When they left th train at Washington, on their return. Mrs. Blank discovered that her umbrella, which bad been In trusted to th car of ber husband, was missing. "Where's my umbrella T she de manded. "Im afraid Ire forgotten It, my dear," meekly answered the Congress man. "It must sUIl b In th train." "In th train!" snorted the lady. "And to think that the affair of the nation are Intrusted to a man who doesn't know enough to take care of bis wife's umbrella !" Success. itiM aa DtniMr, An army pension haa Just been granted to J. Tomlln. of Nottingham, England, who la now 81. and his med al, granted for Sevastopol, hse been replaced. It stems that be was tuTsIlded borne from the Crimea and granted a month's furlough. While enjoying his rest he waa stricken with tjpbotd fever, but. being unable to rad or write, did not acquaint the officers of bis regiment with his misfortune or ask a friend to do so. The consequence wis that when bis furlough expired he wss posted as a deserter, and while on bis wsy to Join wss arrested. At Aldersbot be waa tried by court- martial and sentenced to be branded with th letter "D." Deaf Mate Oaly. Orer on the West Side a prosperous merchant engaged in the bottling In dustry makes a specialty or employing dea mutes In bis establishment These silent bands are reported to be more Industrious than Is usually the experi ence with nnsffllcted labor. On sn av- erage, the deaf mute bottler earns high hl9 fdIow workman, and n is genersuy more economical roan the latter. Both In perceptl re and re ceptive faculties the deaf mutes are ssJd to excel as compared with those not so handicapped. Ia point of so briery, the non-hearing, non-spesklng brother Is reputed to set sn enviable example. Chicago Inter Ocean. He Caaaea a AU. "That Mattel la really a terrible bore. He talked last night foi hours snd only stopped to cough." "Well, I suppose you could get word In edgeways then?" "Bather not, for while he was cough ing be made algna with his hands that be was going on afterwards." Nos tolslra. Tla ta Steve. "They're putting out an awful lot of good songs these days," said Mr. Stay late. "Tes?" queried Miss Patience Gonne, with a yawn. "Tes; there's a new march song that's great It's floe to march to " "Indeed I I wish I bed It I'd plsy It for yon." Philadelphia Press. CWta Prlda. "My town," said the first traveler, "Is Greater New Tork." "Glad to know you," cried th other; "I'm from Chicago, too." "I say my town Is Greater New Tork." "O! I thought you said greater than New Tork." Catholic Standard and Times. the system, and torpid state of the sua permanently cures blood diseases of every kind. The action of S. 8. S. is so thorough that hereditary taints are removed and weak, diseased blood made strong snd healthy so that disease cannot remain. It cures Rheumatism. Catarrh. Scrofula Rnrr SYflfT SPSCtnO CO ATtAHTAi GAm OREGON STATE ITEMS OF INTEREST GRAIN WHERE SAGEBRUSH WAS. Splendid Crop In Harney Women Work In Haffild. Burn Haying ia now In full tore throughout Harney county, and th meadow are yielding heavy crops. With few exceptions th alfalfa Held mad an exception,) growth this year, while the native graeae are unusually good. Men are in strong demand for (hi work at good wages, and even women are making big money driving.. ..... . -wj ln the trns- mower, rakes and stacker. The grain crops are also showing np well. There waa a favorable rainfall during June and during th critical period there waa no damagiug frost, so the entire traaon ha been encouraging for th farmer. Th fall grain is well along toward ripening and the spring grain wheat, barley, rye, etc. has a strong growth, with a heavy head. It Is really a pleasing eight to see Held wherein the sagebrush stood at th opening of last spring that are now undulating wave of bending grain oromlsiDK a rich harvest. Th fruit has all done well this year snd here will be more ben lee, apples, oears and SDricola thau ever before in the valley CHEMAWA IN FIRST RANK. Improvenwts Will Mas It Leading Indian School In Country, Cheniawa The Chemawa Indian school is building s new brick hospital at cost of 119.978. the contractor be ing Fred A. Erixon, ol Salem. W. II Dalryniple, also of Salem, haa th con tract tor the school's new brick bakery at a coot of I4.0UO. The work on both these buildings I rapidly progressing and it is hoped to have them ready for occupancy tor the cpeniug of the fall term of the school. The hospital will be supplied with the most modern and sauitaty equip ment and the school's open-air sen I barium will be extended. The bakery ill be supplied with the latest im proved oven and appliances The steam and electrical engineering department of the school will also be improved by additions to meet the growing needs of the institution. W ith these improvement Chemawa will maintain her rank as the best equipped Indian manual training school not only on the Pacific coast, but of the whole United States Indian aervic. Look Llk Railroad Work. Eugene The Southern Pacific com pany has unloaded a car of scrapers at Natron during the past week, which is uken by the people in this vicinity as an indication that the work ol con structing the Natron-Klamath exten sion will begin very soon. An official ol the company, while In Engene, pas sing through the city on bis way south, stated that the company wss looking for terminal grounds in Eugene and that this city stood a fair chance of be coming a division point lor sll the trains of the Nstron-Klamath exten sion, as well as for those oi tne line across the state to I'd tar to, wnen it is built. 8lm Pan Holds 380 Prisoner. Salem Superintendent James, of the Oregon penitentiary, has filed his quar terly report with the secretary of state, showing there were 880 inmates at the close of the quarter, as against H73 at the close of the last quarter. The earn ings of the institution from convict la bor amounted to $5,326.36, of which $3,917 was earned In the Northwest stove foundry, while the balance was for labor outside of the prison, for which no cash waa received. The ex penses for the quarter were (15,954, of which (2,045 is credited to repairs and improvements. Railroad Not to Blame. Salem According to the reply of Superintendent L. K. Fields, Inclos ing a statement from Station Agent William Merrlman, of Portland, an swering the complaint of J. A. Mc Donald, of McMlnnville, who repre sented to the Railroad Commission that be was unable to get a carload of sand shipped from Portland to Mc Mlnnville, the blame for the non-arrival of the car was due to the Cen tral Sand Company, of Portland, who failed to load the car delivered them for the sand, which, at last re ports, was standing empty on the siding. Wsnt Extra Psy. Klamath Falls Mason, Davis sV Co.. have completed their contract with the government on the Kla math Reclamation project, but there Is a dispute In regard to the settle ment. The contractors claim that because of mistakes In classification of dirt on the part of the reclamation engineers, they are out a little more o"c, ureesca criicxens, itKwc; tur tban $100,000, and are asking the, keys, live, 1216c; tuikeys, dreased, Reclamation service for an extra al- lowance 10 cover iui amount, no rar no saimiactory recommenoauons engineers , In th 8ch9ols of Umatilla. Pendleton County Superintend ent Frank K. Welles has filed bis an nual report for the year ending June 17. The report shows that a total of 1380 pupils are enrolled In the county, and 175 teachers employed, One hundred and six teachers werej examined during the year for certl-, flcates, 16 of whom failed. Four hundred and eighty-four pupils are attending private schools In the county and 1231 are not attending any school. Two Acres Yield Him SI.250. Engene Mah Ion Harlow is doing fairly well with bis small cherry orch ard, in spite of the prophecy of some who maintained that the crop of Royal Anns would be very light this year. Mr. Harlow, who has a scant two acres In cherries, rsised 12 tons from his little orchard. He received an average of Scents a pound for tbecberrles, thus making from the two acre piece $1,250. This is a young orchard which last year yielded $!'00, tbe year before $800 snd with conditions next yesr equsl to what they were this yesr s more remsrkable story will be chronicled. Mr. Harlow takes care of his orchard. KEEP DEPOTS WARM. Commission Prpar Regulations for Road Within Stat. Salem As a result ol th heating - I .1,1,1ml the forenoon ol Tues I day, July 16, upon the lubjeol ol dejwl ''land station accommodation and facil ities, the railroad coimniwiion nss an nounced th adoption of a full set of tulc and regulation governing th sanitation, Idling, lighting, to., ol ears and deooU snd iireavrtoing anc portation ol paseiigea wiuira state. Th order Is sweeping In effect, cov ering all of tli rallKad Derating line in tli ut. The regulations, viola tions of which are subject lo forfeit ure of from $100 to 1 000, follow: All puger waiting rooms and pas senger car used In this stale lhall be clean and supplied with pnr drinking water and so lighted, heated, ventilated and equipped a to render the oeeu panta of the asm wesonahly comfort able. , Suitable toilet rooms or buildings shall be provided aud kept clean at each regular station where an sgent i maintained, a separate toilet loom oi building shall be kept for t li us of women, which shall be marked such, aud which shall be unlocked stall times when, by these rules, the waiting room is lequired to be open. Toilet rooms on all rar carryina paswmsers slut 1 1 tie kept clean and supplied with toilet paper. Wslting rooms and ticket ofllcea liav tnn an sttvut shall be opeu for the ac commodation of the traveling public at least SO minute before tho schedule time ol the arrival ol all iwsseneer trains scheduled to stop st such stslloc, snd shall be kept cpen after the arrival of such passentrer train lor such leiiiith of time as will afford pasen(rs a rea sonable oppoitunltv to transact Uieir business and leave the station. In the case of delayed trains, such waiting rocnis shsll be kept open until the ac tual arrival of such delayed trains. Waiting rooms st junction shall be kept open when necesfary for the ac commodation of passengeis wsiting to transfer from one line to the other. Platforms shall be kept lighted st night when the waiting room is ly these rules required to be open. 8ek Indepardent Buyer. Athena The Inland Grain Grow ers Association win max au euon again this year to have competition In marketing the holdings of Its members. The plan suggested Is to pool the wheat and get Independent buyers Into the field on the days set apart as sale days, when samples will he shown and a list of the holdings submitted, the buyer making the best offer taking the wheat. This plan was tried lust year but proved unsuccessful, the buyers keeping sway and Ignoring the proposed sales. No Clerk Seen Yst at Bum. Bums Th land department at Washington notified the land olllce here the latter part ol June tliat a clerk and stenographer had been assigned to th olliee to relieve the congestion of busi ness and thst he would report for duty July 1, but he haa not shown op yet. nor has the oitk-e lirs.ru anything more from him, and In the meantime a large amount of land business is hanging In the air, with settlers very snxioua to make final proofs, settle contests and otherwise complete their entries. Delay In Fruit Shipments. Salem Following closely upon the Investigation of the delay In the passenger train service, on the Southern Pacific lines In Oregon, comes a complaint to the Railroad Commission from H. S. Glle. a com mission merchant, of this city, who asks that an investigation be made of the delay In the operation of freight trains on the Southern Paci fic, which, he says, affects fruit ship pers much more than the delay In the passenger train service. PORTLAND MARKETS. Wheat Club, 83c; bluosttem, valley, 80o; red, Sue. 85c; Oats No. 1 white, 2027; gray, nominal. Barley Feed, $21.6022 pnr ton; brewing, nominal; rolled, 21.60 Z4.0V. Corn Whole, $28; cracked, $29 per ton. Hay Valley timothy, No. 1, $17(9 18 per ton; Eastern Oregon timothy, $2123; clover, $9; cheat, $1X10; grain nay, ugiu; alfalfa, $1314 Butter Fancy creamery, 27)830c per ponrid. Poultry Average old hens, 12(8 c perpounu; mixea chickens, IZoi ; "P""!? chickens, 16(10e; old roosters, choice, nominal; geese, live, 8llc; UUCkS, 0(151 1C. Eggs French ranch, candled, 22 2.'to per doxen Fruits Cherries, 8(3)120 a pound; apples, $1.502.25 per box; Hpitten bergs. $3.50 per box; cantaloupes, $2.60(33.60 per crate; peaches, 60c $1.25 per crate; raspberries, $1.25 1.60 per crate; blackberries, 812UC r r'""" ' P"r cni apricots, $1.502 per crate. Vegetables Turnip, $1.75 per sack; carrots, $2 per sack; beets, $2 per sack; aspaiagus, 10c per pound; beans, 36o per pound; cabbage, 2Uc per pound; ctlery, $1.25 per doxen; corn 25(36c ter dosen: encumbws. firwiiii 1. 1 1 i. per dx; leusce, neaa, zoo per doxen; . . . ... onions, 1520c per dosen; peas, 46c per pound; radishes, 20c per doxen; tomatoes, $1(1 .25 per crate. Potatoes New, l2c per pound. Veal Dressed, 6)8Xe per pound. Beet Dressed bulls, 8)g4o per pound; cows, 86o; country steen, 6X7c. Mutton Dressed, fancy, 8flo per pound; ordinary, 67c; spring lambs, 99fjcperpcund. Poik Dressed, 68)o per pound. Hops 627o per pcund, according to quality. Wool Eastern Oregon, average best, 16$22c per pound, sccording to shrink sge; vslley, 2022c, according to fine- monair cnoiot, Z9($30o a pound. jsvjssAsk A regimental pet or a company cot' play a worthy snd wholesome part ln army svrvlc It provide au object oa which th soldier can ex pend affection and penoual car, aud hinds th ttHn lu a common luuirest. la th loug list of tbe vsrtoi ani mals devoted to th camp end barracts. "Donald,' th deer, buhl S gallant place. Archibald rorbi glru bl his tory In "Th Black Watch. Donald w adopted by tbe Royal Highlander, when Uuy were ordered to Edinburgh Caitl In 1830. II w youngster with tluy sutler, which did not have to be cut then, a they wsr lster. When th regiment went to Glasgow, Donald marched with them. Boon b began to develop mischievous propen sities. H objected strongly to In truder when th company was exer cising on Glasgow Green. lu 1S.18 Dousld discovered bl true role. Without any prevlou tralulng he took hi place at th had of the regiment, alougsld of th asrgeaut uiajor. Whether marching fur xr claa, out nisrvbliig In winter, or at guard-uiouutlug, Donald was eer ab sent II accouipauM th regliiwut on sll garrison Avid days, roainlug oft to fvd whll the manorUvr wer going ou ; waudering sometime mil way, but always back at hi put tn time for th march, xett on ou oc casion. II mistook bis reglmeut, snd trotted long sbsad of tb TUth. II prwmutly discovered bl error, and bet-am uu easy snd arrogant. When the Cum nauy turned off to their barracks Don ald refused to seouuipauy them, and th colouel ordered sit mva to band their muskets over to their comrade. aud to escort tb deer back to bl own Royal ltrltade. II never mad a sim ilar mistake. When th regimeut wi on guard duty at th caatl Dunald always went with It, making his wsy easily through th crowd In the streets. If any w Interfered with him he gav rbaas. Ou sad day Donald's (vgtuwut want abroad, and the deer wss banded ovr to a new company. Tbe suecusaor did not understand til in. They did not glv htm litter for hi bed or oat for hi dinner, ud he soon doclared war gainst th whole rvglinent. A brl gsd trooper hardly dared cros the squar li Dousld wss In sight At last b bscam so III tempvrvd It wss decided to turn him kow lu a park. Ilia lordship who owned th estate promised to took well after Donald comfort Twenty two year later tb llutn ut-Colonal of Donald' old rvgtuwnt returned to Glasgow, and oa of th first things be did waa to Inquire after th company' deer. Th story which wss told him wss a melancholy oa. rrom the day he was set fr In th park b declined to bar tnytblug to do with man or beaat II becam so fierce, and so many cuoiptslnts wer entered sgalnst him, that st th od of two year b was shot WILD STCSTA&D ASH CBXftS. ! Ptaaila ( WHiluii mm4 SM4aws I SerlBaiilat. Nature's vegetable antlilut for prlcg fever I tb mustard tribe, which plsy an Important role In th spring Dora and furnlahe tonic to system wearied with th monotony of winter far. To this fiery family brlongs th first spring blossom of our mlddl State tb llttl whitlow grsas whose tiny whit flower speckt th brown turf of old field In March. Better known to th average coun try rambler I that companion of th bptlca In rich woods th prpP root who drooping whit or roas- coiorvd bells sr smong th lovrllt of all our early spring fiowera This plant ha tuberous, creeping root contract d at Intervals so as somewhat to re- semb! a short Mcklac. Th peppery quality of th root, which Is tender and Ollcste like a young radish, gives to tb plant Its common nam, aud no spring picnic In the back wood a Is complifte without Its salad of fresh pulled pepper Mot On specie found In mouutalnou districts haa knotted root stocks a foot long and Is sometime railed c-rlnkl root Another of tb wild mustard tribe with beautiful dower I the bitter cress, of which severs! sjiecle sr na tive to our wet meadow and brooks. Th commonest blooms from April to June, its clusters of large, whit four petaled blossoms making Irresistible posies shout cool springs swl along field ruuoela Tb European cu-koo flower Is a species of bitter cress, but whll In digenous to some northern States is rsther rare, lu snoWy flowers, lilts miniature white smock bung out to blraob-M was the annual spring cus tom smong rustic maid of Hlmk. peare' day are resonsltile for the nsme of "lady's smock by which th plant goes In old English literature. Th familiar pepper grass plucked for canaries Is wild mustard, too, u'd Is nibbling not to bo despised by th human lover of pungency, go, also,. Is shepherd's purse, that huuibl denizen of very waste lot aud mwlart. d back yard-s plant which, aoyordlng m uruy, enjoys in distinction of be ing th commonest of weed a Vast aaS ftatloa. "Don't you think." sold tb. f, .. rler to the author, "that sll tb nsrr tires about ui ountit to coma un.. .... bead of 'Short Stories r " "Why that nam?" asked th author "Baca use." recited tha t.i-ri-. .' breed w ar all xaniple of'sbbr. vUtd tails." Baltlmors American. II Felt 'Kas. Haa nn fPI, ai. . . "'v y inr sr over million speel of insecu In th world Egiiert-Tbat's 00 news to me. Don't you supik,. I ver went to a Sunday School picnic In tb woods? Yonkr Statesman. Tb gam of whist a a,.- Plsy w w uvr compllsbiucnts. uul a raiiarii itifia A useful 1 ika riMis. t hear that you bought home la th suburb.. Ilrkrr lutrrogt4 tU city frlsd. . . I "les," UghsJ nark', as h tovt t firmer ariD en tbe Iwb awwer and bsskvt of n-eda 1 "And I also berd tost 11 1 nxoi up to date. Why, they say hai subcellar. 1 v., submarine cellsra Tbef are uudsr water most of th !! I Cuttlng-l suppose It did make ywi fvl mean. , ,. , Dubb wll, I should say I Why, I felt Ilk a plugged nickel Cutting Ab I but whst blessing It ts that w sever fl quit as nan a w look, I'hlladslpbla rr, Mmm Srs"l. "Tb Mikado' wai upprsd 1a londou out of defsrvoc te tb fesllng of tb Jsp; waaat that silly r. on, 1 s.iB't knowt iwrbspe a attach of suutsurs wr playing If-Houston rust. , T latwessal. "" """" Johaay Th doctor say Carl He phny has Urlghl's dumus. His Masa TV doctor wsy fall It that If ks pies, dear, eat ye eeuld asy Mr. Brlbt's .IUms. ... ... , mm aiUata SMlklu ,7.7V. ki MtaeUU.i iwlas as wsiata Hat a tlraaaaalaaaa. , pids't tk UrnaOar slorsi 41tnrV ye last alsbtr Thuo4r at ana? I dldat kaw Use was an. "V dlda't? aliwD?" Wksr a sank 4 ye "NaalMf earth, I slesf wllkla Ikres fwt f stevaled rstlway trerfe MUKa rrafaallf. "(irsadfstksr." askad tint Oareae. "did y w wearr Tk vvaanibl 4ooilaU bamas rawlals rent, sad hi syas auud a draaaty, salv, faraaar sipraaslca. "Ne, rar child. k nawtrsd; "I asf rwlly saora, but Is a awsxa! f s rltstaval. Sod esdsr stntsf fvavwatle. 1 aac (ar lurgot iml a ts etter fearful iniprstsllaa. I mUI la a aaa who bad trl4 si; psilaat- kraad aadttr secsi, t'otnfohs flat our klf P " Mas Ma. "Tea seem to wear pretty good clothe for a maa woe Is looking for work. 8ar "l a not looking for work. boa. My wtf dote dt !" Vonkers Stttasanaa. I Bv VW Daaw rlnl Wi anal I rai it tut wm ! wmm imm im. K M. a iia I- au At$m A BaaS el Sraaaatkr. Wbli th new maid tidied tb room tli busy warn a krpt on writing. "Do you rusks thst all ut of your ewa Bdr" kd Jtn. "tea." said tb bosy worn a. "My. said Jan aduilriagly, "you mut bar brslos: Hralna!" slgbed the wonaa de pttodently. "Oh. Jaoa, 1 bavaa't as ounc of brains" For e awmcat Jaoa rfrd4 bar wltb (iarer evwmlsrtio, "lib. well." b said preaeetly. "doo't mind what I say. I sist vary smsrt myself." N'sw Tork Praas, CaaSaaallal.- Hatband-But ey dear, If Mr. Nottdoor told you la strict ceaadaece you shouldn't tstl tn. Wlr Oh, very well; If yo don't ear ta near II I eas tell It to sum. botly ls. I suprwa. Cblcag News, Tlraa al rtaSIa. Married Ms I wsnt te got a booh for my wlf. Clerk omtblog la tbe wsy f fis lion? "No; I'v given her lots f that but b doesn't seem to rar for 111" lea ker Statesman. CASTOR I A Tor lafaau and ChiUrsa. TI11 Xhi Yob Kan AJiaji Bought Blgualar of 2$jtfi( Taa KlaSa. PolIUcs suciwml" ramtrkad an. statiramtu, "drpatMl irsat dal eo your platrorm . nswr.l tb tbr: "th nar. ty platform of artlatle surra sad lb lectur nlstform for Huiintiiij Bur, lrilcisiB-aaVntia ta,. IM -. aft. a . " w,, Pn iroQll II rlatht. IU kas. a. -.j;a . . tuiioa. Mr. Tiah,!.i-i . . - - -" aaatw WUBUarrilll gflBStl , - - is 1 aatr L in staking UI ,,, bIH, ,( ZTk,0" .:,'!.' !?. HF tot . ,",,",," wa . "IU? OU lUVailtail a..M.l... . Ijf. " -- racani- "Taa." imi ,k. clentlst. "I bar Inv.utad a.. ... to get to tb north pols. , ,. - in it juroj ror anything? " lood for tan p,w In s magstin'-Washlngtoe BtsV. Is It Your Own Hair? Do you pin your hat to your own hair? C.n't do Ut Haven't enough hair? Icmusi be you do not knov Ayer'i HairVlBorl Here'i in Intro ducclonl May the acquaint, nee result in a heavy growth ofrlch,thlcl,e!oaayhalrt And we know you'll never be gray. A tiers Banking by E WE PAY IXTTEREST Oa savlnge deposit of a V,nw ce more, eouiixundad tMa every ysar. lt( rt as Z te Open a tUlng Aemunl wdj by Mail a yoa lid door, tnd for our fre beuk. Ut, "Banking br Mall T5 . laara lull particulars, Add,) Oregon Trust Oavfoga Bank : Portland, Oregsn Btcth and Washington Sta, A Klallaatlaa, "I thought Jroe told ttw Miss sva, r couUlu't slngT k -Ho I dld. "Uut I have heard ber at sij cringe eiylf a aumber of iim- "1 said h can't sins; m m she doeaa't IUltlmtr Aintrtr, Mswsd th Clraas. The wrfaaor" wa sMuriug k: t dltor that tbe s!re animal Pay now beheld WSS tb unly on of ut kind la captivity, a uildmaaawaj maa edged bl wsy to tb rrout ta altad for a pan la lb oratory. "I this aa amphibious aulmair U asbad, timidly, wbn bi cUath- rsa, "Aeipbtbiuttsr ratortvd lb "tierh, or." "Aaipblblau Hot bins. Why, k'( bite you la a Biluut." Kstuw city Tim. - - . imt m l'alalat. "Tear complsint, aisdam, aij ,4 Dr. OrufBy, "Is Vory tarlous "Tber now P trltrttphsntly erM th fusey womsa, t knew It " "I, Btadam, ymir (ompl.lnt (g chronic and there tan t tb tlitDM llment te cims If-I'liUaWpW t'rvas. uowaan a. spstiis -aar f t tWt It I iita) cwm a,Mw s'1 Mom, U as. f 1 1-" ... Si t ...if. St. t lw Mtelt11 4 S.0 tt im a afry'ai. 4 la. naaikiMat i,iHiniii a'i win ka aaaai 1 I it wTm7i4liLj I La fia si 1.1 aia4VaJ aao vote) loom taewatrt to M Dalai Hm tsnriwa m. a. c. wwuii. Mi Watatas ts. rwtla. OVatal OiGRAVING Write Us L PUTtS rOR PRINTING INCKS-CHATUN Pwliasaf Owges aHCM.tuMik WMwb sass C y I tiw mm "'.IT w u(XKri triTi 'J I ttl ; I ( aaiMlsaf ' sotMSKV. ! a SH,ll,hu4" rsi Mv 4n.,, .ii tw C.m 4 '-I !"- U Hi ' tm, IM .1, !, t4 ... tr ill m! l., .,! Tn ISjm mum u. mm ml It - . .... ... 2 , . j t..i a- " SaaAM solssas, Its SOal ,, SrtU ST. HELEN'S HALL ponTtAMO. oatco- A Olrls" haol ol lbs blbi 'I c"n1" at J.otnnl. MiMla. Art. Klomllns. U Ksalaa, rail lam Ma sapiawrwi KNO fOB CAIAIOCW UUSIUESSCOLLECL tenth and moiwson iT-etrf awrvAHO, sasooN A. P. AMMSTNONa, U. .. WNCI. Qaalltv Is so aw la.. W aotwalo fm sad saad awk stuilsal la a aoalUoa sataat awutr wn slls for M !" at, ladlvUual lntntlea Irxw-s w law. All ajasara awtlwd at bookkawlnf 1 tauahtl alas tank! Mbukllana. somiHwaawW ur SBMrtKsnd May. rapid. bwtW "-"" atahwas. buslaaas fanas awi aaaoaaati ,r"" CLASSIFIED ADS "lioflCg" Tb. 7oIlw'lnTnouniwi'i!( boia Iradln IratliiM nan and " tZ ail .!, J .... u,.i.,l rallni, nif NtUlSIU JlMl til fOHl!OB t m REAL ESTATE . EAT OKIIXNAClttS Ihs anlr IraeU an lha -srkot whrr HtMMt 1 a ..... .,n Tan rlui"-- ikbtiiKl.no. of wstsr, Prlw lll f"'?" J" HruoHla-aoai la at I"1 soksns, WuhlBftoa. miiwiia T7i'.. P.N. II. w H wrttl.aj ikai-'rilfP,Ml aatHifi pMr