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Supplement to EVENING ROSEBURC REVIEW jve 21, 1010. SHAKE! - (Wallace Irwin, in Collier'.-.) .Tes, we've read your letters 'bout your gaddln' 'round Zambezi Chasing Jumbo over Tumbu with a fancy English i;.ut. How you'd been the Grand Adviser Bettin' next to Bill the Kal?r And a-lecturin' at Paris in that col lege called Sour-bun. .Yes, we followed you at Rome, sir, but, by ginger! now you're home, sir, We Intend to rope and brand you with the letters "U. S. A." And if all our greetings proud, fir, git a trifle loud, sir, Well, Just multiply that noise by ten that's how we feel today! For it's welcome to you, Teddy, wel come home! To the land of the mountains and the mills, To the land of God and Mammon land of freedom, land of gam mon. Land of trees and trusts and pa triots and hills. Don't go chasin' after rhin03 any more, Don't go hlkin' off to Paris or to Rome again! For us folks that care about you sort o' can't get on without you Honest, Teddy, ain't it bully to be home again! Teddy, since you quit the Nation for your strenuous vacation (Facin' lions, that was easy, after what you'd just been through), Nothin' Reemed so strong and hearty there's been too much talk of , Party And so gol-darned little Action that it makes a feller blue. We'd have nothln' much to wear If we depended on the tariff, And the Trusts that I'm protectln' ain't no kin o' mine, says I. And I've got a sly suspicion. If you'd promised Low Revision, Down she'd went as sure as shoot in' or you'd kuowd the reason why. And it's welcome to you, Teddy, wel come home! To the land of the shackled and the free, Hall Columbia's scrappy, land, sir! We're a-waitln' with a band, sir. And our heart-strings arc a-playin' up in G. Don't take off your liuntln' costume, Mr. Ted! Go and chase them wolves that's 'neath the Senate's dome again; See, that Elephant run amuck, sir take a crack at him for luck. sir! Honest, Teddy, ain't it bully to be home again! r As you paddled Lake Nyanza .with noma black-skinned Sancho Panza, While the wicked up to Congress was consplrln' with the slick, Us folks murmured, feelin' queer, sir. "If the Profer Sort was here, sir. Sure there'd be no moss -frowin on the little old Big Stick." And we longed, some way 'r nother, for a sort of Stronger Brother Who could strike where we was helpless and could roar where we was dumb, Who knew justice from a saw-buck and the Truth without a law book; So we've waited for you, Teddy and we're powerful glad you've come. I And It's welcome to you, Teddy, wel come home! To the land that is yours as well as mine. Hear the salvos shake and quiver from the valley, from the river To the forest and the wheat-field and the vine! There is something more than racket in our noise; It's a symphony of heart-throbs and a "pome" again, And the meaning, can't you guess it? How we struggle to express it! Hcnest, Teddy, ain't it bully to be home again! NOTICE TO POULTRYMEN. There will be a meeting at the court bouse In Roseburg, on Satur day, June 25th, at 2 p. m for the purpose of organizing a poultry asso ciation. Everybody Is invited to at tend and help start a good strong organization. dswJ2B P. L. CALKINS. 20,000 peach boxej for sale at $5.00 per hundred. The J. G. Flook Co. Phone 1001. dtf FOR SALE. 1400 acres si farming and pasture land; 000 cords of 4-foot oak wooa on same, 2 million feet of taw timber; fir, pine and oak; handy to C. ft O. R. R. Apply to G. H. Pitts. Ruckles, Or.,d Jt l . I n -11 L-J M. Revlew always leads. Marvelous Iilscoverfes mark the wonderful progress of the age. Air night'1 on heavy machines, telegrams without wires, terrible war Inventions to kill men, and that wonder of wonders Dr. King's New Discovery to save life when threat ened by colds, coughc la grippe, asthma, croup, bronchitis, hemorr hages, hay fever and whooping cough or lung trouble. For all bronchial affections It has no equal. It relieves instantly. Hs the safest cure. James M. Black, of Asheville, N. C, R. R. No. 4, writes it cured him of an obstinate cough after all other remedies failed. 50c and $1. A trial bottle free. Guaranteed by all druggists. CALL FOR COUNTY WARRANTS. Notice Is hereby given all parties holding county warrants issued by Douglas County. Oregon, and in dorsed "Not paid for want of funds," prior to and including the 30th day of September, 1909, to present the same for payment at the Treasurer's office, as interest thereon will cease after the date of this notice. See that all warrants have been in dorsed by payee. Dated at Roseburg, Oregon, May 20, 1910. J. E. SAWYERS. Treasurer of Douglas County, Ore gon. dsw If yon want your house painted and napered in latest eastern styles, call on D. P. Fisher.- dtf "IT 1 YOU haven't taken advantage of II T the low prices at the N. S. G. Co., II I it's high time to begin. We do "T ., sell groceries lower than any place in town (geographically speaking.) We meet all competition we sell Groceries. North Side Grocery Co. Phone Remember To get our prices on spring wagons and buggies before purchasing. Our vehicles are fully guaranteed and we stand behind the guarantee. THIS MEANS SOMETHING TO YOU. . We can suit you in style and price. J. F. BARKER & CO. IMPLEMENTS Roseburg, Oregon VEHICLES You Don Have To 13 A T" Go To Sea To See 1 for Cement Culverts. Cement Sewer Pipes, v sizes 8 to 80 Inches. Cement building foundation and chimney blocks. Cement sidewalks . and cement work of any kind. I have five or six houses I will sell cheap, as I want to use the money in other business. See my burglar-proof window lock, tt O, K. See Pat's Elastic roof paint for leaky roofs. We build, move or repair your houses. Business buildings a specialty. Over forty years experience in building. CONTRACTOR AND BUILDER F. F. PATTERSON VXCLE SAM'S Ll'MBKK io ur win iniuuiv ciuauotTUi trv they sny. But there Is still seme good stuff to be had right here, so if you plnn any fixing up for the glori ous Fourth come and get your lum ber, be It much or little. Remember also that a little of our lumber goes as far as a whole lot of some other kind. LF.OXA MILLS LUMBER CO Cor. Pine and Oak -etreeta. L. H. RHOADES & CO. 21d4 Successors to A. D. BRADLEY. Come and see us. Can save you money on any thing, you want to buy. If you have any thing to sell get my offer before selling as I will pay the highest cash price for second hand goods. WELL PAVED STREETS more than any other improvement, 'are of great value to a community and enhance the value of abutting property Can Be Paid for in 10 ANNUAL INSTALLMENTS so that the cost per year is smalL The increased valuation is demonstrated in the follow ing cities in the West where the Bitulithic Pavement, has been laid. Eugene Ashland Walla Walla Salem Albany Vancouver Medford Portland Boise Roseburg Pendleton Nampa Lewiston Puyallup Baker City and many other cities. It is a general proposition that two years after a street has been paved. THE PROPERTY CAN BE SOLD FOR DOUBLE the price at which it is offered before pav ing, and yet at that time only two of the ten payments have been made. Examine THE BITULITHIC PAVEMENT on Jackson and others streets in Roseburg and see for yourself why Bitulithic is Best by Every Test. Warren Construction Co. Creason Build"ing, Roseburg. Main Office, 317 Beck Building, Portland, Oregon.
