Supplement to
EVENING ROSEBURC REVIEW
jve 21, 1010.
SHAKE! -
(Wallace Irwin, in Collier'.-.)
.Tes, we've read your letters 'bout
your gaddln' 'round Zambezi
Chasing Jumbo over Tumbu with
a fancy English i;.ut.
How you'd been the Grand Adviser
Bettin' next to Bill the Kal?r
And a-lecturin' at Paris in that col
lege called Sour-bun.
.Yes, we followed you at Rome, sir,
but, by ginger! now you're
home, sir,
We Intend to rope and brand you
with the letters "U. S. A."
And if all our greetings proud, fir,
git a trifle loud, sir,
Well, Just multiply that noise by
ten that's how we feel today!
For it's welcome to you, Teddy, wel
come home!
To the land of the mountains and
the mills,
To the land of God and Mammon
land of freedom, land of gam
mon. Land of trees and trusts and pa
triots and hills.
Don't go chasin' after rhin03 any
more, Don't go hlkin' off to Paris or to
Rome again!
For us folks that care about you sort
o' can't get on without you
Honest, Teddy, ain't it bully to be
home again!
Teddy, since you quit the Nation for
your strenuous vacation
(Facin' lions, that was easy, after
what you'd just been through),
Nothin' Reemed so strong and hearty
there's been too much talk of
, Party
And so gol-darned little Action
that it makes a feller blue.
We'd have nothln' much to wear If
we depended on the tariff,
And the Trusts that I'm protectln'
ain't no kin o' mine, says I.
And I've got a sly suspicion. If you'd
promised Low Revision,
Down she'd went as sure as shoot
in' or you'd kuowd the reason
why.
And it's welcome to you, Teddy, wel
come home!
To the land of the shackled and
the free,
Hall Columbia's scrappy, land, sir!
We're a-waitln' with a band, sir.
And our heart-strings arc a-playin'
up in G.
Don't take off your liuntln' costume,
Mr. Ted!
Go and chase them wolves that's
'neath the Senate's dome again;
See, that Elephant run amuck, sir
take a crack at him for luck.
sir!
Honest, Teddy, ain't it bully to be
home again!
r
As you paddled Lake Nyanza .with
noma black-skinned Sancho
Panza,
While the wicked up to Congress
was consplrln' with the slick,
Us folks murmured, feelin' queer,
sir. "If the Profer Sort was
here, sir.
Sure there'd be no moss -frowin
on the little old Big Stick."
And we longed, some way 'r nother,
for a sort of Stronger Brother
Who could strike where we was
helpless and could roar where
we was dumb,
Who knew justice from a saw-buck
and the Truth without a law
book; So we've waited for you, Teddy
and we're powerful glad you've
come.
I
And It's welcome to you, Teddy, wel
come home!
To the land that is yours as well
as mine.
Hear the salvos shake and quiver
from the valley, from the river
To the forest and the wheat-field
and the vine!
There is something more than racket
in our noise;
It's a symphony of heart-throbs
and a "pome" again,
And the meaning, can't you guess it?
How we struggle to express it!
Hcnest, Teddy, ain't it bully to be
home again!
NOTICE TO POULTRYMEN.
There will be a meeting at the
court bouse In Roseburg, on Satur
day, June 25th, at 2 p. m for the
purpose of organizing a poultry asso
ciation. Everybody Is invited to at
tend and help start a good strong
organization.
dswJ2B P. L. CALKINS.
20,000 peach boxej for sale at
$5.00 per hundred. The J. G. Flook
Co. Phone 1001. dtf
FOR SALE. 1400 acres si
farming and pasture land;
000 cords of 4-foot oak wooa
on same, 2 million feet of taw
timber; fir, pine and oak;
handy to C. ft O. R. R. Apply
to G. H. Pitts. Ruckles, Or.,d
Jt l . I n -11 L-J M.
Revlew always leads.
Marvelous Iilscoverfes
mark the wonderful progress of the
age. Air night'1 on heavy machines,
telegrams without wires, terrible war
Inventions to kill men, and that
wonder of wonders Dr. King's New
Discovery to save life when threat
ened by colds, coughc la grippe,
asthma, croup, bronchitis, hemorr
hages, hay fever and whooping
cough or lung trouble. For all
bronchial affections It has no equal.
It relieves instantly. Hs the safest
cure. James M. Black, of Asheville,
N. C, R. R. No. 4, writes it cured
him of an obstinate cough after all
other remedies failed. 50c and $1.
A trial bottle free. Guaranteed by
all druggists.
CALL FOR COUNTY WARRANTS.
Notice Is hereby given all parties
holding county warrants issued by
Douglas County. Oregon, and in
dorsed "Not paid for want of funds,"
prior to and including the 30th day
of September, 1909, to present the
same for payment at the Treasurer's
office, as interest thereon will cease
after the date of this notice.
See that all warrants have been in
dorsed by payee.
Dated at Roseburg, Oregon, May
20, 1910.
J. E. SAWYERS.
Treasurer of Douglas County, Ore
gon. dsw
If yon want your house painted
and napered in latest eastern styles,
call on D. P. Fisher.- dtf
"IT 1 YOU haven't taken advantage of
II T the low prices at the N. S. G. Co.,
II I it's high time to begin. We do
"T ., sell groceries lower than any place
in town (geographically speaking.) We
meet all competition we sell Groceries.
North Side Grocery Co.
Phone
Remember
To get our prices on spring wagons and
buggies before purchasing. Our vehicles are
fully guaranteed and we stand behind the
guarantee. THIS MEANS SOMETHING TO
YOU. . We can suit you in style and price.
J. F. BARKER & CO.
IMPLEMENTS
Roseburg, Oregon
VEHICLES
You Don Have To 13 A T"
Go To Sea To See 1
for Cement Culverts. Cement Sewer Pipes, v sizes 8 to 80 Inches.
Cement building foundation and chimney blocks. Cement sidewalks
. and cement work of any kind.
I have five or six houses I will sell cheap, as I want to use the
money in other business. See my burglar-proof window lock, tt
O, K. See Pat's Elastic roof paint for leaky roofs. We build, move
or repair your houses. Business buildings a specialty. Over forty
years experience in building.
CONTRACTOR
AND BUILDER
F. F. PATTERSON
VXCLE SAM'S Ll'MBKK
io ur win iniuuiv ciuauotTUi trv
they sny. But there Is still seme
good stuff to be had right here, so if
you plnn any fixing up for the glori
ous Fourth come and get your lum
ber, be It much or little. Remember
also that a little of our lumber goes
as far as a whole lot of some other
kind.
LF.OXA MILLS LUMBER CO
Cor. Pine and Oak -etreeta.
L. H. RHOADES & CO. 21d4
Successors to A. D. BRADLEY. Come and see us.
Can save you money on any thing, you want to buy.
If you have any thing to sell get my offer before selling as
I will pay the highest cash price for second hand goods.
WELL PAVED STREETS
more than any other improvement,
'are of great value to a community and
enhance the value of abutting property
Can Be Paid for in 10 ANNUAL INSTALLMENTS
so that the cost per year is smalL
The increased valuation is demonstrated in the follow
ing cities in the West where the
Bitulithic Pavement,
has been laid.
Eugene Ashland Walla Walla
Salem Albany Vancouver
Medford Portland Boise
Roseburg Pendleton Nampa
Lewiston Puyallup Baker City
and many other cities.
It is a general proposition that two years after a
street has been paved.
THE PROPERTY CAN BE SOLD FOR DOUBLE
the price at which it is offered before pav
ing, and yet at that time only two of
the ten payments have been
made. Examine
THE BITULITHIC PAVEMENT
on Jackson and others streets in Roseburg and see
for yourself why
Bitulithic is Best by Every Test.
Warren Construction Co.
Creason Build"ing, Roseburg. Main Office, 317 Beck
Building, Portland, Oregon.