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About The Chemawa American (Chemawa, Or.) 19??-current | View Entire Issue (May 7, 1976)
7 S Horrible Horoscope Computers Jnstelled AQUARIUS, Jan. 20-February 18 You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and im practical, Causing you to make the same mistake over and over again. People think you are stupid. PISCES, February 19-March 20 You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the CIA or FBI. You have minor influence over your associates, and people resent you for your flaunting of your power. You lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces people do terrible things to small animals. ARIES, March 21-April 19_________ You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are- quick tempered, impatient, and scornfull of advice. You are not very nice TAURUS, April 20-May 20________ Your are practical and persistant. You have a dogged determination arid work like crazv. Most people think you are stubborn and bull headed GEMINI, May 21-June 20_________ You are quick and an intelligent thinker. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are cheap. Geminis are known for improper activities. CANCER, June 21, July 22________ You are sympathetic and under standing to other people’s problems. You are always putting things off. That’s why you’ll never make any thing of yourself. Most welfare recipients are cancer people. LEO, July 23, August 22__________ You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are pushy. Most Leo people are bullies. You are vain and dislike honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are known thieves. Title-I Computer Assisted In struction students are finding a little more quiet in the computer labs since Chemawa’s C.A.I. Project switched over to CRT (television) computer terminals on April 15. Bob Henselman, Project Director, says that the new terminals have reduced noise by 75 percent or more in the labs. Mr. Henselman also said that the new terminals use a larger type that is easier for students to read. VIRGO, August 23, September 22 You are the logical type and hate disorder. This nit-picking is sick ening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional. Virgos make good bus drivers SAGITTARIUS, Nov. 22, Dec. 21 You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendancy to rely on luck since you lack talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks or dope fiends. People laugh at you a great deal LIBRA, September 23, October 22 You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality, Chances for employment and monetary gains are excellent. All Libras die of horrible diseases. SCORPIO, October 23, November 21 You are shrewd in business and can not be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. Most Scorpio people are murdered. CAPRICORN, Dec. 22, Jan. 19 You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You don’t do much of anything and are lazy. There has never been a Capricorn of any im portance. Capricorns should avoid standing still too long as they tend to take root and become trees.
